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[riverdale-retread]

Riverdale S7 E 18 (Chapter 135) For a Better Tomorrow!

Jughead Jones is definitely established as a weird weirdo in this universe, yes, but the way he is doing his relationship with Veronica Lodge is very funny.  He says, as a boy person at his indisputable sexual peak, that one of the “distinct advantages” of dating a movie theater owner (the very sexy teen witch cosplayer Veronica Lodge) is being able to score free movie tickets for his friends.  On the one hand, Jughead is a true one, because despite getting a cool girlfriend he just hangs out with all his old dorky friends - I like this. On the other hand, how in the heck is getting to make out with THE Veronica Lodge one of the UNDIFFERENTIATED OR INDEFINITE advantages in life?  Que???

The makers of this show are doing the most, I suppose, in order to check all the possible boxes for what Jughead Jones’ sexuality could be.  We had the yearning homosexual Jughead (Jarchie - not canon), the clueless lesbian coded Jughead (with Bret Weston Wallis), monogamous romantic prince (Bughead), slutty famewhore who sleeps with his groupies, toxic failboyfriend (with the evil drug dealer girlfriend).    We now get Wide Eyed 50s Teen Boyfriend Jughead in the Jeronica relationship, but also asexual Jughead who has no reaction whatsoever to two people sloppily making out next to him as he happily tosses popcorn down his throat, bracketing the central Ethel and Ben couple with the Emasculated-By-Racism- Big-Dick Dilton on either side.  All FOUR of them are the only people not making out at this movie theater for this screening.

Ethel.  Ethel! If you want to get action you can’t be taking TWO hangers on with you to the movies!?

In any case I’m glad to see that Veronica’s movie theater  business is doing very well despite the immense number of movie tickets she seems intent on giving away for free. Is this like a Helena Rubinstein/Estee Lauder way of doing business, where you give away product in order to keep customers?  But isn’t she the only theater in town?  Veronica Lodge is an improbable creature - an ethical monopolist??

Jughead and Ethel are happily chatting, smiling about the movie they just watched.  As Jughead says they’re about to walk into their very own “science fiction tinged B-movie.” The screen goes to black and white.  The B&W episode referencing Chinatown was great, so I have high hopes for this one.

Segment One!  Jughead Jones In The Mysterious Melting Man!

A man walks towards Jughead as bits of skin boil painfully off of his body and face.  Jughead seems to have the most curious frozen response to this. He doesn’t scream, he doesn’t try to get away and he doesn’t even look particularly upset, to be honest. He just looks merely interested.   He also doesn’t do anything to rush to that man’s aid.  But then again, if confronted with such a sight I’m not sure what I would do either. 

The horrendous police force consisting of the extremely incompetent Sheriff Keller shoots this man from behind, but actually he’s aiming his gun IN THE DIRECTION of a crowd of theater goers that have just left the cinema.  The Americans of this time (or maybe now) are so desensitized to gun violence that they don’t seem to clock that a) cops or anyone do not have a supremely high marksmakship rate especially of a moving target and b) the gun was pointed directly at each of them during this entire time.  They just watch a man get gunned down by cops on a Saturday evening right in front of them in the open town square and don’t scream or blink or duct.  They just look a bit inconvenienced.  

Keller claims later that the man was a) a vagrant (who can be shot on sight apparently) and b) suffering from leprosy which is why he looked like that.  Except, Jughead supplies immediately, that Ethel recognizes what the man was wearing because it’s the uniform of the Blossom maple factory. 

Jughead decides that all this is bullshit so he takes it upon himself to hunt down the answers.

DOCTOR CURDLE JUNIOR IS BAAAACK !

HI MY FAVORITE LITTLE TALL GIANT MAN!!

So, Dr. Curdle (not Jr!) is all about gruesome comics, which Jughead still has copies of when he nicked them from his employer, and is now dealing like they’re some sort of hard street drug.  

“Worthy of a quid. Pro. Quo.” God I love the way Dr. Curdle talks. 

Jughead responds, “keen-o!”  Which I quite like. I tend to say Okedoke in an effort to not be offensively autistic when people give me unnecessary boring bits of information at work, and I think I might add “keen-O” to my roster.  Jughead wants to know about the “mysterious melting man.”  He didn’t actually have to say all three words, but he was very happy to be alliterative so he couldn’t pass that up. 

The answer is “acute radiation poisoning!”

Sadly, Curdle didn’t get to have a lot of time with the body, but it was Mayor Blossom who came to collect the body. Curdle confirms that the man was in fact an employee of the maple factory.  “That stinks like a rotten fish!”

Bright and early the next day, Betty bounces down the stairs to ask if Ethel wants to go to school with her.  Hal suggests that Betty permit Alice to drive them both, but Betty is firm in her rejection.    The cold war between mother and daughter post-slap seems to be something that is giving Hal indigestion.  Further, Betty apparently will just not eat breakfast unless her mother will make it for her, and then to up the ante it seems as though Alice is still making breakfast for everyone in the household who isn’t Betty - inclusive of Ethel.  It’s getting very complicated.  Anyway, Alice tells Hal that at some point the weather will be terrible because they’re in upstate New York that isn’t America, and Betty will “finally let me give her a ride.”  Betty remains just as pleasant in her hatefulness when she informs Alice that she will not ever be needing that ride from her mother because she’s taking Driver’s Ed at school and pretty soon she will be able to drive herself wherever she wants!

This is Segment 2:  BETTY COOPER IN DRIVER’S EDUCATION!

We’re suddenly in black and white again. 

Oops except we’re not. 

We’re in the Andrews’ kitchen as Frank smugly informs Reggie that he got into a really great basketball camp.  He’s being very nasty to Mary’s son right in front of Mary first thing in the morning, sneering at him about how there is no camp for poetry, and so Archie is without a fun set of summer plans to look forward to.  His sneering is very heavy handed.  He even calls Archie ‘Shakespeare’ in the most condescending tone of voice. It brings out the CAN YOU SPELL IT in me.

Segment 3 is going to be ARCHIE ANDREWS IN SHIPPING OUT!

Everything is in black and white again.  Mary is for once not being completely useless, which I can’t tell if it happened in the technicolor real-life of this season or is possible because it’s not real, just the B Movie version, because I don’t know yet what these black and white transitions mean.  Mary as I say isnt completely useless, only merely mostly useless.  She says that Archie can pick up a summer shift or two at Pop’s or come help his mother out at the dress shop. 

Frank doesn’t even respect Mary enough to look at her as he sneers about HER BUSINESS which is what he must have been LIVING OFF OF when he first moved to Riverdale with no job. What the fuck, Frank.  He brings all his patented boring ass toxic masculinity to the fore - oooh yer gonna be workin’ at your mom’s *dress* shoppe~~  I mean. You get to interact with all the pretty girls in their super tight body-con dresses at the dress shop.  What’s your problem?

Archie looks angry as he stomps off.

We switch to the Blossom household, where Julian is willing to give Cheryl a ride to school. He’s a dickhead though, because she’s walking RIGHT NEXT to him, clearly ready to go, and he’s still gotta voice the threat about how his “train is leaving with or without you.”  Hon, your schlong isn’t that big.  

On a brighter note, I do like how much white Cheryl has been wearing with her red ensembles.  I love the cherries on her shirt.  They both see a military someone salute their father. They smirk at each other about his ridiculous it is to see someone give Clifford Blossom a salute of any kind.  Julian wants to know if he’s enlisting.  Clifford hates both his children equally, apparently, because he calls them “asinine” and then says that this was a General Taylor from Washington who was “delivering unto me a gift.”  Then he brings them into his study to show them a cock-less Baphomet, whom he calls Moloch.  Seriously. Moloch is not hiding anything under that skirt. He has Barbie Genitals, you know he has.  Anyway, Clifford makes ridiculous statements about how this ancient deity can only be appeased by child sacrifice, and tells his very physically mature children that they should be frightened, implying he’d kill either or both of them “should you be inclined to give me any more grief.”

A pompous father who can’t take any sort of joke about himself so that he always responds to anything that isn’t flattery and obsequiousness with threats of violence?   Oh hey that was on my Riverdale is my life Bingo!

This is Segment Four!  CHERYL BLOSSOM IN PROJECT MOLOCH!

At school, Jughead approaches Ethel in the black and white world.  Jughead asks if Ethel’s father ever got sick.  She says he was a janitor at the maple factory, who had joint pain, stomach pain, and hair loss, all in a chronic way.  Far away, Dilton hears this list of symptoms. He looks very disturbed immediately.  Jughead thinks that the Blossoms are hiding something, because Ethel’s dad, the melting man and Brad Rayberry all being former workers at the maple factory dying very strange deaths is not a coincidence.  He wants to get everyone closure about what happened.  

Ethel shakes her head.  She wants to move on with her life.  She’s going to get her driver’s license, she is about to get the car from her Miss Teen Queen win (it’s still not clear to me if the prizes were OR or AND but I hope it was AND so she can get the car AND the scholarship AND the screen test).  She tells Jughead that she is also going steady with Ben, to which Jughead says “our Ben?” and doesn’t believe her.  He turns around to stare at Ben.

Why is this surprising to Jughead in a world where he’s going steady with Veronica Lodge EVEN AFTER the milk screeching incident and all the other weirdnesses of before?  

Ethel is trying not to be annoyed at this reaction of Jughead, so she just sums up, to say she is trying to put the bad events behind her, so he should take of. 

The teacher starts showing them a scary movie about what happens to people in an atomic blast. Some of this looks like it’s real period product.  All the students are freaking out together in the lounge  about the atomic explosion.  

Jughead is seated holding court at the big armchair, which is really weird because why is Cheryl permitting this?  That used to be HER seat?  

Oh because this is the B&W B movie universe of Jughead Jones in The Mysterious Melting Man.  Veronica is wearing her not great napkin=bikini ribbon floof dress again, perched like a good little housewife on the arm of the chair that Jughead is sitting in like a king which -=VERONICA WOULD NOT.  Behind them, in a weird echo, are Ben and Ethel,  leaning their butts against a table as they stand. 

Jughead states the obvious, that “in truth, most of us wouldn’t likely survive an atomic explosion.”

Archie has never heard of Japan, Nagasaki or Hiroshima. He did not understand that the atomic bomb would kill him. He wants Jughead to spell it out.  Veronica says that there is an underground CITY levels of basements at the Pembroke.  She invites Juggykins to come with her.  Jughead doesn’t seem to feel any better, but Cheryl is outright disgusted at this display of heterosexuality from Veronica Lodge.  The thing is, she also has a place to go in case the bomb hits - she thinks.  She’s going to go to the mines which have “stood strong since before the Revolutionary War.”  

I can’t remember anything anymore but wan’t there a caving in of those very same mines in S6, some half century after this conversation, in the other universe?  It doesn’t immediately occur to her to invite Toni, so Toni prompts her. (Oh and I forgot they are not out).

Reggie is going to go to Duck Creek to climb into the mines.   Archie is going to drive all the way to California (he’s very California fixated in this universe) while trusting that the Rockies will serve as a general kind of radiation shelter.  Ethel says wistfully that out west does sound nice, to which Ben agrees.

I don’t think any of the characters, nor the people making this, realize how very funny this is.  This is the most ridiculous display of  the American delusions of both exceptionalism and extreme individualism.  When something bad happens, they refuse to imagine a possibility that they will come up with a community solution because they don’t want to include certain people in that community (be it Catholics, Protestants, Mormons, Italians, Swedes, Germans, Asians of any stripe, or black people etc etc).  People coexist in America, apparently but they don’t live together.  This is funny especially because in Korea everyone assumes that if we get nuked by the evil fat boy up North (each generation has gotten one of its own for three generations) we all die, and then those that don’t die will have to suffer and rebuild, because we had something akin to a nuke level disaster happen in 1950 and that’s what we did.  We don’t coexist very well among ourselves (the viciousness of our press makes Fox vs CNN battles look trifling) but we do actually live together. 

The heartlessness of these announcements by these people in front of their friends, and the extremely calm, almost non-reactive responses to the heartlessness makes everybody sound psychotic.  They all say, more or less, I hope I don’t die, and I don’t care about what happens to any of you.

The surreal Americanness of this matches the cop pointing his gun in the general direction of children in the hopes of hitting the one person he wants to shoot dead in the street.

Anyway, Clay gets especially annoyed at Archie wanting to drive away from the imaginary nuke.  The fact that those who have means are only creating solitary survival plans doesn’t bother him at all, even though those plans seem just as silly to me as driving away from a bomb. 

Kevin takes the conversation to surreal heights by saying that the inside of a refrigerator is going to be a good bet to not die in a nuclear blast. Immediately, Toni and then Betty point out how dumb this is.   (“What would you do about food and water?”)  Kevin though has a funny enough answer that lightens the mood - “I’d be inside a refrigerator.”  

Fangs actually saves the day (what the heck?) by saying he doesn’t want to plan to hide from anything.  Clay mentions that there are communities in Nevada that have built nuclear bomb shelters, a “lead lined bunker,” in case of a nuclear war.  Betty tries to see if the small town she so wanted to burn to the ground last episode might have some redeeming qualities after all: Maybe it’s too insignificant to be the target of a bomb like that.   Jughead thinks that “an atomic drop could drop anywhere, even here, in Riverdale.”

Well yeah.

Later on, the gay boyfriends are trying to tie a sailor’s knot.   Because Frank was so heterosexually ugly to him that morning, Archie is wanting to hang out with the gays.  He shows them how to tie the knot, saying all this stuff about a rabbit and a tree and a hole.  Archie asks them why they want to tie knots, after he drops his competent one on the table.  They say that they want to join the Merchant Marines, which is not part of the US Navy but is instead a civilian job, where you are on merchant boats I guess and “travel around the world.”  Clay starts to recruit Archie to the Merchant Marines.

OK so Clay has a thing about white boys, I guess?  He spent a lot of the past couple episodes trying to ease Archie into the idea that fucking men didn’t mean you had to stop wanting to fuck women, for one, and also that fucking around in general is really great for writing material.  I am not at all sure about that but OK.  He drops the names Ginsberg and Kerouac as having both “done time on the Seven Seas.”   Too bad he doesn’t know Archie likes to jump into the (ahem) deep end so he lost his virginity on the same night that he also had a threesome and prostituted a woman plus he developed a taste for middle aged woman. 

Archie is very susceptible to specific, easy to understand suggestions, and is like this in every universe.  Recruiting pamphlets are designed for people like Archie Andrews to get themselves into trouble.  His priorities are first, to get away from Uncle fucking Frank, second, See The World, third, Have Adventures, fourth, enrich his writing, and uh finally, tie a lot of knots.  The recruiter is coming tomorrow.

Grundy is the driver’s ed teacher.  For some reason the driver’s ed class is fully gender segregated.  Why is this? Is this something to do with the laws?  I really like the cool desktop dashboard these girls all have. I want one of these just to have it.  They’re going to practice parallel parking tomorrow!  Grundy seems like a good teacher. 

At dinner, the three men including Frank are eating the food that I assume that Mary cooked. She is trying to make conversation within the very surreal seating arrangement.  She and Uncle Fucking Frank sit across from each other like they’re a married couple, with Reggie and Archie occupying the sides.  She wants to know if anything interesting happened at school.  Reggie  tells her that they were shown a video of what happens if you get nuked.  ARchie says he wants to join the merchant marines.  She wants him to finish high school. She also wants him to go to college. 

Frank is still on his Must Make Archie Stop Writing Grief Poetry About His Father bender, so he says that the merchant marines might be better than going to college to learn poetry writing like some sort of man who  has sex with other men. He doesn’t say this last part, of course.  Reggie searches Archie for his reaction.  Archie though does have a spine.  He tells Frank directly that he is considering going out to see expressly so he can pursue his poetry better.  He even name drops The Beats.  Then he actually takes a jab:

YOU WOULD KNOW THAT IF YOU EVER CRACKED OPEN A BOOK.

Well OKAY Archie Andrews!  Unleash that bitchiness!  Feeling bitchy makes you smarter! Embrace it!

Frank is not amused at having the tables turned on him, and yet again, Mary is not as useless as she used to be (but this is a fiction within a fiction, because in-universe actual Mary really is quite useless - case in point, FRANK STILL LIVES THERE).  Mary interrupts what’s clearly an attack that Frank is scrambling to put together against her son by saying, “No one is joining anything tonight.”

Meanwhile, Dilton has come to visit Jughead.  “You don’t have to worry Jughead.  [blah blah] If anything bad were to actually happen I’d take care of you. You’d be safe.”

This is as clear a declaration of love as I’ve ever heard anyone make in Riverdale short of Jughead’s I Love You Betty Cooper all the way back in Season 1.  But Jughead, in the same way that he did not pick up that he should date Ethel Muggs, doesn’t understand what Dilton is saying as a love confession.  Poor Dilton. 

Instead, Jughead wants to know what the hell Dilton means by “keep him safe.” 

Dilton takes Jughead Jones to THE BUNKER!

Hi Bunker, my old friend!

Jughead sounds like James Stewart from Mr. Smith Goes To Washington as he exclaims, “How does your family have a bunker!?!”  He sounds like he should be married to Katherine Hepburn in a movie.  He sounds like this a lot this season and I thoroughly enjoy it.  The tribute to Stars of Old is at the level of Josie McCoy being rendered an Eartha Kitt tribute character last episode, but much more subtle  and baked into the general character portrayal for this season. 

Anyway, Dilton is very proud of his dad. He grins like a little kid, excited because Jughead is excited, as he tells him that “we’re deep enough to survive an atomic blast, and any radiation after the blast.”

Jughead wants to know why the science teacher built this at all.  “What does your dad know that we don’t?” 

Dilton starts to unpack all the secrets, literally from his bag.  He hands a little chunk of palladium to Jughead from his knapsack, saying Mr. Muggs came to get this assessed by the elder Doiley saying that Clifford Blossom was doing something with palladium.  “Worth killing for?” asks Jughead.

Apparently, in its purest state, palladium could be “more volatile than plutonium,.... and more destructive than a hydrogen bomb.” 

Palladium is a highly useful narrative tool, that’s for sure. 

Jughead says reminds him of something, and then he is madly digging through his collection of comics.  Jughead seems to have a photographic memory of every comic he’s ever read. Not sure this talent will ever get him any money, but it is a talent.  The story he was thinking of was written by Rayberry, called The Palladium Incident!  “Had he seen or heard something while he worked there??

We cut to the science teacher bursting in to make the announcement, in a hysterical scream of unhelpfulness, about “This is the big one.”  In response, all the children in the class start freaking out too.  The only one with a slow response time is Jughead Jones.  Everyone else is hollering, on their feet, moving around, flapping their arms.  Jughead acts like he’s sleep walking.  Cheryl is the one that goes running to get him to some sort of safety. She is shouting at him to “Get away from the!!!” as he walks, fascinated, to the window which is getting brighter and brighter.  As the bomb explodes, Jughead still has this very ‘interested’ look on his face from when he was looking at the melting man get shot in the street.

This turns out to be a nightmare of Cheryl’s.  She had a dream about trying to save Jughead Jones when the bomb hit. I’m very moved, actually.  She curses his name before she goes to fetch herself some water.

On her way back to her room, she hears her parents having a discussion. IN RUSSIAN.  Clifford says that things are in readiness (apparently -  I really have no idea, and I have my suspicions about American/Canadian actors’ capacity to speak passable Russian) to which Penelope says that it’s unfortunate what happened to the man, but Clifford is fine with the state of Project Moloch.  Then they are going to return to the motherland.

Cheryl Blossom speaks … Russian?  She is understanding this? Clifford apparently has been promised something by the Soviets.  Penelope is a Russian spy!  Cheryl runs away.

At the recruitment presentation by the Merchant Marines, Archie wants to know if he gets to explore the places they can visit.  The answer he gets is very unkind - “This isn’t a pleasure cruise” plus “no one here is guaranteed a spot.”  Well, ok sir, but I thought the point of your visit was to RECRUIT.

In the hallway, Jughead is approaching Cheryl.  He actually does a little sing-songy “Hi Ho~~” which is very cute and again for some reason reminds me of Jimmy Stewart though I’m sure he’s never done that.  Who knows.  Cheryl is very annoyed to be approached by Jughead, which is not improved when he opens bluntly with this question:  Has anything weird been happening at your house lately?

He really doesn’t know what a can of worms he’s opened.   Cheryl is making a face at him like, oh you sweet clueless child, you have no idea what you’re about to unleash. What she says is, “Why do you care?”   Jughead says that he’s interested in the location of the mines she mentioned yesterday vis a vis the maple factor.  Cheryl confirms that the factory is built right on top of the mines.  Jughead says, going straight to the point, “I think you father is up to no good,” and then without even taking a break to let that settle in her mind he jumps right to accusation: “I think he is involved in the Milkman murders.”  Then he adds  the mines are palladium mines, plus not abandoned. 

This is a method that Jughead is pretty consistent about throughout the seasons - he gets a set of facts, intuits something, gets a clue or a hint that he might be on the right track, and then goes directly to the source to launch accusations.  The thing is, it WORKS this time because he went to Cheryl and not to Clifford Blossom, and even if she doesn’t like Jeronica, Cheryl definitely wouldn’t let Jughead just die if she could do something about it.   

As a sort of unintended test, perhaps, Cheryl brings up that she thinks her father might sacrifice her to the pagan god Moloch.  Jughead blinks about it but he doesn’t laugh or run away or attack her, so he passes this test.

As a result, Cheryl feels free to tell him forthwith (they’re being very forthright with each other here, which is great) that her parents were speaking in Russian with each other (she didn’t understand what they said, though, alas).  Jughead, having found a kindred spirit in an unexpected place, immediately asks her to “get in there and play gumshoe.”   At the thought of finding “something incriminating” against her parents, Cheryl looks bright eyed, bushy tailed, and inspired. She’s never looked at Jughead like that, ever. 

OUtside, in the parking lot, suspenseful music plays as the girls are gearing up for their first parallel parking lesson. The performance anxiety  of doing this in front of like A DOZEN PEOPLE is horrifying to me, but Ethel does a wonderful job.  They all passed the written and practical portions of the test!   Grundy is going to be taking all of them to the DMV to get their licenses!  She says that they must bring their birth certificates, because the DMV “needs to make sure none of you are Russian spies.”  She says it in a way that makes it clear she thinks it’s silly, but Ethel suddenly looks sad.  Oh dear. Does she not own a single valid form of ID??

Archie is working out using a rigged up rowing machine in the garage.  Uncle Fucking Frank of course has to investigate. I feel like there’s something off kilter about the way Frank keeps such close tabs on Archie. It’s most like Archie is a girl whose virginity is supposed to be safeguarded.   Apparently everyone rows at least an hour a day to stay in shape, so Archie is trying to get a head start.  

Frank has the temerity to give Archie  a man to man, I Know I’m Not Your Real Dad speech, unprompted.  Against all available evidence, Frank claims that he wants “what is best” for Archie, and that what he wants is “same as” what Fred would want. I was very worried for a second that he was going to sexually molest Archie, because this sounds like a sexual molestation set up.  But it isn’t.  Instead he gives Fred’s dog tags to Archie.  Then he tries to get Archie to enlist in the army.  

Fred apparently wasn’t drafted. He volunteered for the army.  This is supposed to make Archie feel better? I mean it makes ME like Fred a lot, because it’s MY democracy and MY freedom that people like Fred suffered and died so far from home, but I don’t see how Archie, who is so terribly wounded about his father’s death is supposed to feel better.  Also why oh why does Frank want Archie to die so badly, like WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?   “Drop this poetry nonsense and join the army!”  Turning that spooky sexual maniac look on Archie again from before (it’s the same face he made calling Betty a ripe peach - vomit, phlegm, poop, bile, all the vileness, FIE) he says that “the best part about joining the Army” is that he “doesn’t have to wait until graduation.”

I mean. OK so in th 1950s Americans weren’t all having to earn PhDs in order to get entry level jobs like they have had to recently, but this still strikes me as absolute shit advice, AND going expressly against Mary’s clearly stated wishes.  

Meanwhile, Cheryl is exploring her house using a three color candelabra at the dead of night. She is so dramatic omg I love her.  “Let’s see what you’re hiding, daddy,” she mutters to herself in an empty room like a totally sane girl.   She finds a hardhat in his desk with a lamp attached to the forehead portion. The candles react to a draft she wasn’t expecting to exist in this room, so she pursues the source of the airflow and finds a SECRET PASSAGE hidden behind a portrait!  

Oh my gosh I love Thornhill so much.

This hidden compartment reveals A DOZEN milkman costumes!!! Complete with full pristine sets of glass milk bottles!!!  Ooooh!

The next morning, Archie is being haunted by his dad’s dog tags which make his world tilt at a weird angle.  He wears the dog tags to breakfast, freaking Mary out. She’s innocently asking about how  many waffles he wants, but her world is about to implode. She wants to know why Frank gave those to Archie.

At the same time, Ethel wants to talk to Betty. She doesn’t have her birth certificate because it’s somewhere in her house.  Betty is so kind to Ethel, immediately offering to go get it for Ethel.  The document is probably inside Ethel’s mother’s crafting desk, which held all her important papers. 

At school, Cheryl sees Jughead coming towards her, so she grabs him firmly by the lapel to drag the physically head-and-half taller boy forcibly into the music room.  This is. uh. This is very hot to me even though I know Cheryl is a gold star lesbian in her heart.   Anyway this is a first time experience for Jughead, being grabbed and tossed by a girl. I bet he didn’t know that cheerleaders have good upper body strength and powerful grips. 

Immediately after, Jughead gets to have another new experience:  A person with no reason to be particularly nice or supportive of him telling him that You Were Right. He’s so flummoxed by this reaction that he seeks reconfirmation:  “About which part?”  The answer is ‘Everything!”

She brought one of the giant milk bottles in her purse, which did not look like it could fit something that big.  

Jughead has been saying an interesting series of oaths this episode (“Holy crapola!” in response to the bunker, “Holy Moley” about something else I forget) so he busts out Holy Toledo at the news that Cheryl’s father has sets of milk bottles and the uniforms that go with the milk bottles hidden in his study.   He concludes, “The Milkman must have been working for your father! Doing his bidding!”

And because he’s a sweetheart who reads a lot of scary fiction, Jughead immediately asks Cheryl, “Are you in danger?” to which Cheryl has the coolest like, pretty girl working as an agent of the Resistance during Vichy type answer, which is “No more than usual.”  She does look extremely worried.   Cheryl had an extremely busy night of investigating, because she is also able to confirm that the  mines a) do produce palladium and b) are not abandoned.  She demands that Jughead bring his camera to her family estate that very night. She further instructs that he “pray an atomic disaster doesn’t befall us all before then!” before she takes off.

Betty walks into the abandoned murder house to try to do a nice thing for Ethel Muggs. She’s very brave. I would not be able to do this.  She’s shifting through the desk, and finds a lockbox.  She opens it with her hairpin!  Her skirt pattern is very pretty.  She finds what look like a series of receipts - that Hal Cooper was paying the Muggs for.  And then she finds a photo of Hal Cooper HOLDING A BABY.  What?  What??

At dinner that night at the Andrews house, Mary has some things to say.  She informs Frank that Archie has told her about the whole thing with the dog tags. “You used his father … to try to manipulate my son into joining the army. How dare you Frank? Especially when you yourself never served.”

Frank tries to speak homophobia code to Mary:  “It’ll set him straight!” he says.

Mary however is too obtuse to pick up on it. She still thinks this is about Archie writing poetry.   She finally - FINALLLYYYYY - lays down the law.  That Archie can make whatever choices he wants with his life after he graduates high school.  That is non negotiable for Mary, this high school graduation.  Archie indicates with a nod that he gets the message. 

Then she says that she “can’t have Frank here anymore. It’s time for you to move out.”

You mean to say that she had the power all this time, to kick Frank out, and DID NOT? 

Then her sexist homophobic brother in law and her clueless sexist son have a dick measuring contest IN FRONT OF HER about who is going to be the man of the house.  Frank is an underhanded piece of shit too, reminding her that she’s the one who invited him to Riverdale to ‘help.’  (So really, Mary is doubly guilty, first for inviting him, and second for letting him punish Archie for existing like that).  Mary reminds them both that she’s the one who pays for the  mortgage which.. again… HOW? She doesn’t have a bank account, right? Or did she inherit Fred’s when he died?

Looking suddenly at peace, Frank says that he’s going to “shack up with my old pal Tom Keller.”  He makes a deeply inappropriate comparison between himself and Keller - Keller is being divorced by his wife of almost twenty years with whom he has a son.  This is not the same relationship that Frank has with Mary!  

Mary doesn’t care what Frank does as long as the “bullying uncle” is out of the house.  Frank was living rent free in this house, yet he was so desperate about Archie’s poetry that he was willing to make him drop out of high school to join the army!

Betty goes home to ask her parents why they were writing checks to the Muggs household.  Mrs Muggs was their housekeeper! is the first lie that Hal tries to tell.  Betty then wants to know who the baby is. It’s Ethel, so Betty has to cross examine her dad.  Hal says that it’s because he’s Ethel’s godfather.   Betty wants to know why she’s never heard of any of this. 

Alice stops Hal from telling any more lies.  

“You’re Ethel’s father, aren’t you?” Betty concludes.

Alice kicks Hal out of the house for a bit so she can share an alcoholic drink with her daughter.  the real story is that Mildred Muggs was their housekeeper before Betty was born. Alice suspected an affair between Mrs. Muggs and Hal which was confirmed when Ethel was born.  The reason they hid all this was because of the TV station.  Everything Alice says after that first thing is a lie - she doesn’t give a fuck about “us, our family.”  She wanted a tv career because Alice has always has had a career obsession. When she says she ‘had no choice’ she means there was no other way for her to have a career on television than to be married to Hal Cooper.   So the arrangement was that the Muggs would raise the girl ‘as their own’ (which she was, she was Mildred’s own) while the Coopers sent money every month for support (from Hal).  

Betty puts it together again.  That this is why Alice took Ethel in, but hated her, humiliated her, had her forcibly imprisoned in the child abuse nunnery and so on.  And that this is why she was on such a rampage about Betty coming to adulthood.  Except Betty doesn’t say that - she concludes that Alice didn’t “want what happened to you to happen to me.” What, your husband a middle class white man predating on a working class woman?  How would having Kevin pin Betty over Archie fix anything?  Kevin is much more likely to have impregnated a lot of women in his life if he’d not been able to actually come out at least to himself by Betty dumping him.  This doesn’t make sense, but then, Betty in S7 is really stupid, and so is her mother so I guess this explanation is enough for both of their levels of intellect.

Alice starts weeping about how she failed as a mother and she’s sorry, but like I said, I don’t believe that motherhood, her daughters with Hal or “doing what was right” was in any way part of Alice’s calculations.  She simply wanted to hold on to having a tv career above dignity, above her own sanity, above her sexual well being.   Betty says that she thinks Alice did the best she could, because Betty is a kind person, but this is categorically wrong. Alice has acted purely out of malice towards Ethel and sexual jealousy for Betty (in that Betty had youth and an unblemished future without any bad compromises spread out ahead of her). 

Betty says that they need to call Hal back home so they can all tell Ethel she is a Cooper.   I hope Ethel axes them all to death in their sleep. 

Meanwhile, Cheryl and Jughead are having their adventure in the dark of night.   Jughead takes a hugely flashing photo of the night guard at the mines, who is watching Oh Mija.  Then they sneak past him to the mines.  The cooperative bickering-affirming dynamic they have between them is truly great.  When Jughead wants to know why there aren’t more guards, Cheryl points out that secret projects should maybe not call “undue attention” upon themselves, which Jughead concedes immediately is a good point.  

Jughead even gets the mojo back to narrate for a bit, as he says that while Cheryl and he were on the verge of a major discovery, Ethel was “experiencing emotional shockwaves about learning the truth about her life.”

Ethel says that she always felt like her parents’ discord was her fault, and that there was a lot of discord.  “That explains things” is what she says, with so much dignity.  The Coopers offer to adopt her, to “make things right.”    Extremely elegantly, Ethel rejects their offer immediately.  She says that what she wants is to be happy, which you can’t possibly be with Hal and Alice Cooper as your parents in any capacity.  She wants nothing to do with these people.  Ethel is the only one with a brain cell in this entire community. Good for her, and her smarts.

Frank is finally leaving.   The little family is seeing him off. Reggie first.  Then Frank finagles a final invitation to a regular home cooked meal (“Sunday dinner”) from Mary, who apparently is wonderful at cooking as she is at dress-and-halloween-costume making.  She still invites him, which is a level of forgiveness that I don’t think I am capable of mustering, even to be polite.  As he says goodbye to Archie, Frank asks that Archie not “hold things against him.”  Archie tries to teach Frank that writing poetry is not an emasculating activity. He specifically says that men in trenches in the fields of war have written beautiful poems.  Maybe that’s my path, he says, and Mary shakes her head a FIRM FUCKIN’ NO about dying in war.  They send him off. They’re playing sentimental music over this, but I have to confess I do not understand why. He’s been hateful, overbearing and condescending to them the entire time he’s been here.  They had a big blowout fight after he tried to induce Archie to drop out of high school to join the army, which is both expressly against Mary’s wishes and without any consultation with her.  Why are they making nicey nice?

Can Frank please die now? I am tired of hating him (though the hate is still going very strong.)

In the photo development room, Cherly and Jughead are talking about what to do with the evidence they have found.  Cheryl wants to take these to Sheriff Keller. Jughead disagrees, saying Keller might be in on it too.  “He’s just a dimwitted small-town sheriff that’s in over his head,” is Cheryl’s fantastic little summary of the stupid father of the awful Kevin.  Jughead wants to make this federal, not local, and is going to tap Veronica’s contacts with the FBI from when they were investigated her father.   Cheryl is impressed that Jughead Jones is capable of this much serious, rational thought.  I also wonder if she likes the idea of getting the feds involved or not.  In any case she calls him, playfully, “Sherlock Jones” which is some Veronica level moniker coinage, I must say.

Cheryl now wants to know if Jughead and Veronica are “officially an item.”  She … 

I.

Cheryl and Jughead have actually friendly banter!  I am pleased as punch. They have really nice chemistry!  Cheryl says, gently teasing, that she suspects Jughead might be “in over his crown” in trying to be in a relationship with Veronica Lodge, to which Jughead snaps back, bringing some bravado to it, that he is “holding his own.”  

One of the photos they took is of Jughead leaning very suggestively up against the very phallic looking palladium bomb. 

Cut to the family meal at Thornhill when they get an unexpected banging on the door.  Cheryl leaps up, offering brightly to “go get it.”  Ooh ok so I was wrong. She was purely pleased about involving the feds in this.  She lets in Glen(!) and the other G-Men.  She apparently even summoned them at this exact time.   

Clifford’s full name is Clifford Marion Blossom, and Penelope’s name is 

Penelope Pavlina Novikov Blossom.

Which I am going to commit to memory immediately. 

However, point of order here - shouldn’t that be Pavlina NovikoVA Blossom??

The Blossoms are arrested for “treason, conspiracy, and advocating for the violent overthrow of the American government.”  Moreover, the FBI is going to shut down “Project Moloch” which makes Clifford jump with surprise. 

Cheryl manages to get the last word in:  “You did a bad thing, Daddy.”

She stole wholesale, all of Veronica Lodge’s bag from right under her. No conflicts of interest despite being the daughter, either.   Because Veronica always waffled over Hiram. Not Cheryl. My hero. MVP of Riverdale for real. 

Jughead sounds excited as he relays that the world eventually learned that the American capitalist had been seduced by a Russian sleeper agent,. The plan was thus: 

From the A-bomb to the H-bomb to the P-bomb! 

Clifford Blossom pretended to be developing the P Bomb for the US government but in fact was going to sell it to the Russians.  The FBI took credit for foiling this plan, which Jughead says was “fine by” him except it wasn’t because he’s setting the record straight here.  In any case, he says he did manage to “put the rest of the pieces together.”

Jughead still needs to worship a father figure, and fortunately for him FP doesn’t exist in this AU and Rayberry died, so he’s quite safe.  His hagiographic treatment of Rayberry is that even though all Rayberry did was use what he was worried about from his job at the maple factory to write obscure stories in an obscure comic book the “brilliant, terrifying” nature of these stories is enough to stand him in good stead.   The thing is, Rayberry apparently died directly because he fell in a sort of love with Jughead Jones.  When he invoked the First Amendment on Jughead’s behalf, he “spooked” the powers that be, which made Mayor Blossom sicc his hitman on him.   

By the same token, Mr Muggs somehow, as the janitor, obtaining proof positive that the Blossoms were sitting on top of a stockpile of palladium similarly made him a target.  We are shown Ethel pack up her bag to leave to go somewhere.  Her last meeting in town seems to be with Jughead, who really just does not really care what the plot was, because she paid all the prices for everyone’s secrets from day 1 to literally the moment when Alice Cooper decided to do a nice thing for Ethel purely (and I do mean PURELY) for the purposes of fucking Betty over. 

But Ethel is unendingly kind to Jughead who is very obtusely obsessed with telling her how bad it all was, when all she wants to do is LEAVE.  She tells him, with the same dignified graciousness she’s exhibited throughout, that all his crazy eyed efforts make her “hope for a better tomorrow.”  To his credit, Jughead seems very moved by her elegance, looking at her with misty eyes as she departs with Ben.

Ben calls her Lovebug!!!!!!

Alice is deeply resentful (because she is evil) of Ethel getting to leave Riverdale and for Hollywood, to get a real job at a real movie studio, based purely on her talents.  This is not a caliber of career that either of her daughters is ever going to achieve.  Of course she’s going to try to stop her.  As usual,  Veronica has taken care of everything like the generous queen that she is - gotten Ethel a job, a connection to a powerful person who will feel obligated to look in on Ethel and give her some protection while she figures out the ropes and a place to live.  

You know, Tabitha may be the Guardian Angel of Riverdale but Veronica is the patron saint of Riverdalian hopes and dreams.  “Give them hell Ethel!” Veronica says.  Betty says she wants to visit Ethel.    Jughead and Ethel hugfarewell.  “I’ll miss you. You always were the best partner in crime,” Jughead says.

Why do I still get the feeling that Ethel is just a little bit in love with Jughead Jones?  She pats him gently on the face, telling him not to be “too sad” because they will “always have Pep Comics.”  Jughead really does look very sad about her departure.  

Alice tells Ethel that she’s going to be just fine, and keeps touching Ethel and I wish she wouldn’t. Because I don’t trust Alice at all.  

Jughead says that Ethel was the first to leave Riverdale. (Ben Button is apparently going with her to California but is going to come right back? Or is he so irrelevant he doesn’t count?)  Ethel drives out to the tune of NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! in her wonderful looking yellow car. I’m glad the pageant didn’t stiff her with the car.   Jughead has this to say:

“All of the pieces were falling into place, but it was just about time to find out if our little town would be avoiding an even greater cataclysm.”

I’m so glad Ethel got a great exit. I really am. I still think she should’ve gotten to fuck Jughead though, just to realize it isn’t all that.

[isys777]

Riverdale is... watchable again?

So.

I’ve watched the last two episodes of Riverdale (episodes 1 & 2 of season 7) because I am a proprietor and collector of unassuming, under the radar, not quite enemies to potential lovers ships like the dairs, the bamons, and of course, the jeronicas. Though I left Riverdale in my rearview mirror seasons ago, I can’t help but always have an eye out for how my favorite raven haired Riverdale duo is doing. Of course when the promo for season 7 dropped the hints that something may happen there, my curiosity got the better of me and I decided to tune in. And I was very pleasantly surprised!

This isn’t a post about Jeronica but instead about how much I enjoyed the first two episodes, the second one especially. I don’t fully understand how the cast got pushed back to the past as 30 year old teenagers despite that gorgeous black girl who’s name I forgot telling me last episode, it doesn’t really matter. Whatever genius in the writer’s room came up with that as the beginning of the end for the show was truly inspired. Going back to the basics is exactly what a show that got as outlandish as this one did needed.

The problems are simple and relatable, the villains aren’t otherworldly, it’s intolerant and judgmental adults inserting themselves and their views on a bunch of kids just trying to figure everything out. It’s the expectations the characters are putting on themselves as well as their own demons, not literal this time, that they have to fight. The 50′s dialogue is cheesy but in an endearing way, and the actors are really given something to work with.

Camila’s performance as Veronica as well as Madelaine’s performance as Cheryl in particular are really standing out to me. Instead of Veronica just being a bunch of quips and a large persona, she’s clearly holding onto a lot of insecurity and puts up a wall and puts on a mask that Camila allows genuine emotion to break through at the best times. And Madelaine does very similar work with Cheryl, which makes the moment of pure joy when she was dancing with Toni, for just a moment, all the more charming, and everything all the more sad in her last scene.

All of the actors are able to add dynamic to their characters that hasn’t really been there. I really appreciated Archie’s moments with his mom in regards to his father and how much weight that holds in every part of their lives. And KJ’s performance of Archie is so endearing I just wanna wrap him up in a blanket. I didn’t mention some other performances but everyone is really putting their all into this and I really appreciate it. Even the directing has been very dynamic, I really appreciate the use of mirrors and negative space in some of the shots. As I was watching I couldn’t help but feel like this should have been the show from the very, very beginning.

I know this won’t last, even in the last moments I was getting the sense of the spectacle and exaggeration that Riverdale is known for. As well as the overindulgence of unnecessary sex scenes that was hinted at for the next episode. And I know eventually things will reset and we will likely go back to what Riverdale is known for. But for the moment, I appreciate where they took the show, and if all I get before the chaos is just those two episodes, I’m glad I took the risk and was able to enjoy them.

[galadrielette]

Maybe I have an idea for a Jeronica one shot. In this the year of our lord 2023. Can you believe?????

[darwinquark]

ok so I just re-read chapter 11 (INCREDIBLE and that sex scene you added at the end??? I died 🔥🔥🔥🔥 they are so hot and in lava and it made the ending even more devastating) and I know we still have one more to go before the sequel but I AM FERAL FOR THE SEQUEL. do you have any of it written you'd be willing to share as a preview or sneak peak? I just NEED NYC JERONICA 😫

!!!! goooorrrll you're an absolute trooper for re-reading that angst monster and lmao I'm so glad you liked the new bit 😂 Just felt like I need to twist the knife a little more, you know?

I'M ALSO PUMPED FOR THE SEQUEL largely because I am so tired of writing teen angst lmao. I actually do have a little bit of chapter one written but it's like super bare-boned and kind of spoilery, so probs not worth your time, buuuuut I do have this one scene I wrote like a year ago that's got a little more to dig into. I'm honestly not even sure I'm going to use it anymore since I've restructured this particular arc in my head a little, but I think you can get a decent sense for where they're at in the sequel. Jughead's pretty shitfaced in this scene after drinks/schmoozing with a potential publisher and Veronica's trying to get him into his apartment. For context, he's been icing her out pretty much the whole night and not really letting her do her job, so she's pretty pissed, and now he's just overly loose-lipped and instigating.

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“You know, I dreamed about you.”

A cold swell of warning spread over her shoulders. She blinked, refocusing on trying to find the right key to his door. “Oh, yeah?”

“Just a few times," he ventured whimsically from behind her. "Especially about your… earlobe.”

“My earlobe.”

“Yep.”

“Just the one?”

“Mm, no. They were…” he struggled to find the word in his shitfaced haze, “alternating. Alternating earlobes.”

“I see.”

“You have very dreamable earlobes. Very difficult to… undream.”

“I’ll let them know.”

“I think I might’ve loved you.”

Her pulse stuttered abruptly.

She turned to look at him after a second, keys abandoned in the lock.

“Not like,” he pulled a sour face, all drunken exaggeration, “not like big, saccharine ‘you complete me’ love—just for a second. Just like a bite. Like a quick,” he gave a brisk, playful snap of his teeth, “and then fuck, ow, love, and then it went away. Maybe.”

She just stared at him for a beat, entirely blindsided. Rattled by the magnitude of the line he'd just crossed. Her hands felt numb. “You didn’t love me, Jughead.”

“Mm, I think I did,” he mumbled, slowly easing closer, palms landing on either side of her against the door. “I really think I did.” Her pulse shot up as his nose tipped forward to glide along the line of hers, a paralyzing invasion. “You didn’t? Not even for a second, just that little lick of pain,” he coaxed his head aside to ghost his lips down the curve of her throat, “just a quick, stupid little—” his teeth caught her neck in a swift nip and she inhaled sharply, hand snapping up to push him back.

For a second she just held him there, heart stumbling wildly in her chest.

Inches away.

Fingers knotted around his collar.

His eyes had an unsettling glint to them, like he couldn’t decide if he hated her or not. Like he was caught between wanting to grip her by the thighs or grip her by the throat, but neither one would quite be enough.

“Nah,” he finally murmured after a beat, dark gaze loosening as it flitted down her face. “You wouldn’t have left if you did. You couldn’t have.” His mouth took on a corrosive little curl as his gaze slid back up to hers. “I couldn’t have.”

She fought down the raw feeling swelling in her chest, forcing her expression into something neutral. Composed. He was drunk and reckless and raring to get under her skin. This was all for a reaction. “And now you’re taking boozy meetings with some of the most exclusive publishing houses in New York, so,” she tipped her chin up a fraction, a cold flare of hauteur, “I guess it’s a good thing I could.”

His mouth drifted into a mordant smile. “Hell of a spin, Lodge.”

“It’s Luna now,” came the firm reply.

He eyed her for a long beat, smile slowly slipping into something darker. Derisive. Lit with the glinting certitude of a liar spotting a liar. “No, it’s not.”

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[xxxjarchiexxx]

i could write it is set to be 10 chapters right now like. firmly enough im gonna update the chapter count to that once chapter 8 is done which probs wont be for a week because i have been travelling but. there will probs be a one shot or two for that universe though, for beronica and maybe donnadrake, and then im gonna move on to my heathers au wip as my main focus cuz that is gonna be a big fic too probably, idk how long but. id guess as long or longer than i could write it. i was gonna wait to publish til i had it done but i might just start releasing 5-10k length chapters whenever im done with i could write it because i already have 3kish written the plot outlined. that one will be like. vughead/jeronica focused with past jarchie but mostly a veronica character study, possibly some background/implied cheronica and beronica but even less than the jarchie which is also minor. it will be insane and i am very excited for it to see the light of day

[atmymercy]

hahaha, no I meant the fanfic request, I'm sorry for being vague!

hello anon!

oh! sure! i can't promise i'll be quick on it because i'm actually working on 2 jeronica fanfics currently! i should also update my naruto stuff on ao3 lolol

but yeah, i'd love to hear it! if a one-shot is okay with you, i could probably get it done faster! lol hopefully...

but yes, please!

i love writing! give me an excuse, honey! lol and thank you for thinking of me!!!

love & light!

-tea

[rythmicjea]

Girl. I have SEVERAL! I have a series of shorts that happen in between 7x19 and 7x20, with one right after graduation and the last is what I consider their epilogue.

Last Songs from the Sockhop

And I'm writing a long fic that takes place in the modern era and reimagines their junior year if all the weird stuff didn't happen. Jughead went to Southside High for two years and comes back when FP is made sheriff. It has a few more chapters to go! The most recent chapter will be posted this Thursday.

Not Another Riverdale Love Story

And I'm writing a series of essays about their relationship, their characterizations, and themes and how they are parallel to one another.

Code Word: Jeronica

I have a few other WIPs that will be one shots. Please enjoy! And I love comments and accept critical ones as long as they are kind and thoughtful.

I only have two episodes left of riverdale >:(

[just-another-ficwriter]

*Masterlist

*Masterlist

[circlemidnight]

Will Veronica ever forgive you?

[createdtogetbored]

So, i turned my own post (the part about Jeronica) into a one shot thingy. I’m saying ‘thingy’ cause idk if this is even a one shot cause this my very first writing experience. I’ve never wrote something like this in my life. Well, i hope you enjoy it! 

Veronica was sitting on the green sofa in the student lounge. It was the end of a school day and everyone was out of the school. But she stayed there, chose to not join her friends. She was laying her head on her fist, just thinking. She was occasionally playing with her plaid skirt with her other hand.

Jughead Jones was just passing through the corridor with his iconic frowning look because he just had a long conversation with Betty Cooper and he was very unhappy about it.

He turned his head and saw Veronica looking very upset and alone. This was a first for him. He did not want to talk to her due to their family feud. But eventually he stoped, took a deep breath and wiped his frown look on his face and entered the room. "Hi, Veronica. What are you doing here?“ asked in a low voice.

"I was just listening” answered Veronica, and then cleared her throat “myself.”

“Oh, that’s interesting, you know, the popular girl alone, just listening to herself.” joked Jughead with a sarcastic voice.

“Jughead” mumbled Veronica simply.

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I’m being an asshole. And I’ve always been one to you. I’m really sorry, Veronica.” admitted Jughead in a surprisingly emotional voice. He got a little bit close and sat on the couch cross to her, placed his arms on his legs and put his hand on his other hand. “I just wanted you to know you did not deserve the backlash you got. Especially from me. I was selfish. I didn’t think there would be anyone except me who would be naive about their parents.” approached Jughead while playing with his hands.

Her head was still laying on her fist but she was listening and occasionally making eye contact with him. 

“So I promise I won’t judge you again when your parents do something that I don’t like. I mean I can’t say I will try to agree with them of course. But i respect your opinion, Ronnie.” he waited for her response directly looking at her eyes. She was just looking at him with surprise and appreciation on her eyes. And yes, there was a little bit of forgiveness there too. “This our second common thing we have, you know. Trusting our parents blindly.”

“Oh, right!” She was immediately lighten up. “As I said, we are alike. Even though we are in opposite sides.”

“So what were you thinking Ronnie?” Asked Jughead with curiosity in his eyes. He was really wondering why she was that upset.

“Oh, I was just thinking about freeing my self from my parents.” said Veronica like it was nothing. “I guess not in the opposites sides of the war between the Northside and the Southside and all the crazy stuff after all, huh?

"You really think that?” asked Jughead.

“As long as I’m a Lodge and you are a Jones we will be in the opposites sides. But the most important thing is as long as I’m me and you are you I promise to be respectful and understanding. Yes?”

“Yes, I promise, Ronnie.” agreed Jughead while smiling.

“And I accept your apology by the way. This is an official truce between us, and only us.” declared Veronica.

Jeronica Week #1 28 March / Prompt: Promises You can find information and other fan arts from @everything-jeronica

[jeronicascene-finder]

Jeronica Season Five Scenes (Real)

5x01

(Jughead Forgets His Girlfriend pt. 12)

Time-Stamps; 14:17 - 15:26

(It’s Blink and You’ll Miss It, But It’s There)

Time-Stamps; 31:11 - 31:15 

(He’s Hugging Her From Behind - Change My Mind.)

Time-Stamps; 31:40 - 31:43

(Kevin: “...surviving this crazy town!” Jughead: Looks Towards Veronica)

Time-Stamps; 31:54 - 32:04

5x02

(Yeah, He Definitely Noticed Something Was Off...)

Time-Stamps; 3:39 - 4:04 

5x03

(Remember This Moment Cheryl Calls Jughead Out About the Old Pop’s Menu - It’s Important)

Time-Stamps; 6:18 - 7:17

(I Choose to Believe That He’s Looking at Veronica and You Can’t Stop Me)

Time-Stamps; 7:30 - 7:53

(RED ALERT! RED ALERT! WE GOT A SHOULDER TOUCH PEOPLE, RED ALERT!)

Time-Stamps; 10:21 - 10:27

(Is Jeronica Sitting In the Same Row the Smallest Crumb We’ve Ever Gotten? Yes. Am I Still Going to Count It? Also Yes.)

Time-Stamps; 15:20 - 15:24

(See, I Told You That That Menu Scene From Earlier Would Be Important Later)

Time-Stamps; 23:41 - 24:53

(”Now Cole, I Want You To Look Over At Cami During This Scene With a Look Of Utter Sympathy And Understanding On Your Face - But It’s Definitely Completely Platonic, Understand?”)

Time-Stamps; 25:00 - 26:50

(The Writers Let Us Have An Actual Conversation - You Know, As a Treat.)

Time-Stamps; 33:34 - 33:52

(Jughead Pointing Out Archie On the Bus So Veronica Can Find Him? And Then Gazing Up At Her Like The Lovesick Idiot That He Is? OH MY HEART!)

Time-Stamps; 34:49 - 35:12

(I Mean...Can You Say Love-Triangle Setup Shot?)

Time-Stamps; 35:20 - 37:08 

(’She Left Within A Week’ or, Jughead Shows More Emotion Over Veronica Leaving Riverdale Then He Does Over Betty Kissing Archie)

Time-Stamps; 37:39 - 37:55

5x04

(7 Years Later, Veronica’s still Checking in On Jughead)

Time-Stamps; 39:54 - 40:49

5x05

(Both Toni and Betty are Giving Major Knowing Glances)

Time-stamps; 00:04 - 00:35

(Eye-line Ladies and Gentlemen, Eye-line)

Time-Stamps; 31:12 - 32:21

(Look, They’re Hot Together, and I’ve Run out of Creative Ways to Say It)

Time-Stamps; 33:47 - 35:44

(Height Deference? Costume Department Loyalty? I’m in Heaven!)

Time-Stamps; 36:40 - 37:32

5x06

(Jughead is in Pain and so am I)

Time-Stamps; 14:17 - 17:00

5x08

(”Plans for your very own Shangri-La, Veronica?”)

Time-Stamps; 5:32 - 6:20

(Our Wild, Misspent Youth, You Say?)

Time-Stamps; 13:05 - 13:29

(This Counts as a Scene Because I Say So)

Time-Stamps; 24:17 - 26:20 

5x12

(80′s Gang Make Some Noise!)

Time-stamps; 9:13 - 9:24

9x15

(Veronica and Jughead, Sitting...Next To Each Other!)

Time-Stamps; 12:55 - 14:27

5x18

(Musical Episodes Always Feed Us Well)

Time-Stamps; 00:01 - 00:50

(No-One Liked Veronica’s Answers to Screw, Marry, Kill)

Time-Stamps; 13:30 - 14:13

(And That’s Me Marking Jughead Down as Scared and Horny for a Third Time. You Do Know What They Say About Patterns, Don’t You Mr. Jones?)

Time-Stamps; 18:21 - 18:37

5x19

(They’re In Frame Together, I Say it Counts)

Time-Stamps; 4:22 - 4:47

(They Blurred Jughead So We Couldn’t See How Hard He Was Simping)

Time-Stamps; 21:21 - 23:27

(They Are Both My Disappointed Parents and My Nerdy Children. No, I Will Not Elaborate.)

Time-Stamps; 29:23 - 31:32

[bireggiemantle]

so I finally got around to finishing a jeronica one-shot I started back during season 5a. it's veronica centric and follows her shortly after she dumps chad, when she goes to pop's for a milkshake and ends up receiving more than she originally bargained for.

If I'm Being Honest by bigfeetbiggersocks

Summary: "You read it?"

"A friend from grad school recommended it to me. I left a review on GoodReads and everything." Veronica takes another sip of her milkshake and tries to hide the blush that's blooming across her cheeks. She doesn't know why it feels so embarrassing to say, but the way Jughead's looking at her with shock and awe is nearly making her regret saying it.

"Do I have the Veronica Lodge stamp of approval?" he asks. There's a slight shakiness to his voice, an almost nervous quality. It's very faint, but just present enough that Veronica can pick up on it. It's almost endearing, a subtle reminder that he values her opinion, especially on something so personal.

[galadrielette]

wip update posting list:

cealdon and gold (kanthony) - chapter three

i’ll slither from eden (malcolm&olivia) - chapter three/the end

over come in this war of hearts (spuffy) - chapter five/the end

i used to obsess over living (jeronica) - chapter six

dreaming you’ll love me (sidlotte) - chapter two

and i know that it’s delicate (amyxlaurie) - chapter three

keep my jealousy close (penelope character study) - long ass one shot

[girl-archie]

was just going to write a short veronica/jughead one shot of her asking why he wrote her to have the kiss of death because jeronica dynamic is funny to write but now I've got carried away into a core four poly fic that is too much... need to cut it off soon

[soyforramen]

Oh look, I write things.  Links to AO3:

Riverdale: 

Tis the Season - Riverdale Holiday Prompts (On Going)

Washing Machine Heart - Bughead.  College Laundromat AU

Pink and Gray - Bughead drabbles from prompts (On going) 

Lost in the Wood - Bughead Urban Fantasy inspired by the BHDC (WIP)

Asea - Bughead Pirate AU (WIP)

Short and Sweet - BHDC Challenge Collection

Cry to Me - Bughead, pre-show.  When Betty’s stood up, Jughead finds a little dancing goes a long way.  

Dear Diary - Jughead finds Betty’s diary and gets more than he was expecting.  (Mind the tags please)

The Critic and the Chef - Bughead.  Jughead’s a chef and Betty’s a critic.  Things go about as well as you’d expect.  (Served with a side of SweetE; WIP)

This Time Around - Bughead. Persuasion, part 1. Years after he left without a word, an engagement throws Betty and Jughead back together.

Only You - Persuasion, part 2.  Wherein Betty and Jughead try to navigate friendship post Riverdale.

Palm Readings and You - Bughead body swap.  (WIP)

Short and Sweet - A collection of Bughead drabbles based on Raptorlily's prompt lists.

Pearl’s and Poetry - Varchie drabbles from prompts (On going)

Centerfold - Varchie; Veronica comes across a familiar face in the most unexpected place

A Wizard’s Peril - Varchie short chapter fantasy (WIP)

Saints and Sinners - Veronica Lodge was no saint.  (Self-Introspection)

Louboutins and Lace - Beronica ficlets

Yellow Isn’t Just for Friendship - Writtten for the Riverdale Pride and Joy Zine.  A Beronica re imagining of the Pilot Episode

Daffodils and Hyacinths - Veronica Lodge opens up a flower shop in Riverdale, right across from Betty’s tattoo shop.

It’s My Party (I’ll Cry If I Want To) - Betty/Toni.  It’s Betty’s birthday party and Archie shows up with her.  (Leslie Gore series)

What’s a Girl Supposed to Do? - Veronica’s determined to find out why Betty’s been avoiding her for weeks.  (Leslie Gore series)

Breakfast at Tiffany’s - Jeronica AU; They’ve got nothing in common, this isn’t a relationship, and she’s the most stable thing in his life.

Strawberry Blond - Barchie (one-sided); Their meeting didn’t go as planned.  Perhaps it’s time to move on.

The Haunting of Thornhill - Horror.  A week long college experiment goes horribly wrong. (WIP - Mind the tags for future chapters)

Sacrifices Have to Be Made - Horror, S2 divergence. A different take on the murders plaguing Riverdale.

Fairytales Don’t Always Have Happy Ending - Polly centric, wherein she escapes from the sisters and finds help along the way.  (WIP)

Morning In America - The kids of Riverdale aren't alright.  (Or a Polly centered fic on the spring semester before it all fell apart.)

Enough - Moose Introspective piece, written for Riverdale Pride & Joy Zine

Riverdale: Founding Families as Symbolic of 20th Century American (WIP nerd)

Parentdale:

Kill Your Boyfriend - Gladys&Alice friendship; Alice always did have the best ideas

New Year’s Day - Cleaning up after New Year’s was always a pain, but at least Fred had FP there to help (Fredsythe)

X-Men: 

Promises and a Table for Two - Romy; When Remy proposes to Rogue, it comes with an offer she can’t refuse (WIP, new chapter hopefully this month?)

Drunk on a Plane - Romy; Two failed engagements and a trip to Key West (WIP, though IDK why since it’s mostly written...)

Dancing on my Own - Rogue never wanted this life.  Movie-verse

Hurry on Home - Romy. Stuck in another banal meeting, Remy schemes on how to get out of it after Rogue starts texting him.

HP:

Libraries - Fremione; If Fred knew work study was going to be this boring, he’d have signed up for psych experiments instead (WIP)

Blind Dates and Sorbets - Fremione one-shots

Someone Like You - Fremione.  Fred meets a familar Muggle in London who knows nothing of the wizarding world.

Crispers, Cats, and You - Fremione.  Muggle AU (WIP)

Five Little Words - Fremione.  A different take on a magic bound marriage. (WIP)

50 Sentences - Fremione.  Writing exercise 

One More Song - Fremione.  A one-night stand and a single Weasley.  What else could a girl ask for?

Can’t Get You Off My Mind - Fremione.  When Hermione can’t get him out of her head, it’s obvious a potion is the reason.

Morning Angel - George/Luna, postwar.

So Much Better - Ron/Pansy, post war.

Other:

Sympathy for the Devil - Good Omens; Aziraphale’s dalliances with the arts concoct a devilish song

Fade (Into You) - Ada/Leon; Ada needs a safe space for a night

[atmymercy]

update!

so this 'quick' one shot went from something i started on may 15th (when i posted this originally & when i created the initial story file!) and according to my files, i finished writing that jeronica one-shot on july 16th! like dang! two months to write a little less than 11k words! lol not bad!

i am now finally ready to edit it! i'm hoping to make it my fall to be posted fanfic, burger love! a jeronica multi-chapter story! yes! it is no longer a one-shot anymore! lol

continue on to get a peek at the book cover i've created for it already! yes! i am excited! lol

and that's all i got for hints and updates right now!

woot! it's now editing time! lol

my stories always start off as a "quick" one-shot that i get an idea for and then suddenly i have 10 chapters... and still not done!

omg! and ofc, a new idea hit me today! pray for me that it's actually a one-shot so i can return to my 65-page jelly ( bellyjere ) fanfic! lol i really want to finish my bellyjere fanfic too! i'm like half-way done? hopefully?

seriously, can we all say a little prayer for me? lolol and my writing! if you don't mind ofc! lol i'm feeling silly tonight!

love & light! -tea