#jean can't win today when he drops him back at his dorm armin is like ??? what happened n jean is like ask the bastard when he wakes up

[miekasa]

BYE I JUST OPENED TUMBLR AND CONNIE CALLING JEAN DADDY IS THE FIRST THING I SEE💀😭😭😭 and naur bc it’s trew! very spot on byeeeee

- 🥖 anon

to add on to your minicanon, connie probably gives him a kiss on the cheek too💀

He does stop, Connie has gotten far too used to saying it, like he’s totally doing it to tick Jean off, but it’s becoming too natural to be like “Sup, daddy” and kiss him on the cheek whenever Jean picks him up (and Jean nearly kicks him out of the car every time).

See also: Eren likes to mess with Jean, obviously, and let’s say out of the goodness of his heart, Jean agreed to tutor the idiot for some course he’d already taken. They’re in the library about to wrap up and Eren sees his golden opportunity so of course he says “thanks daddy,” and has a shit-eating grin on his face when Jean freezes up. He starts sputtering and threatening him, but Eren just keeps saying more obscene things and running his mouth, so Jean has no choice but to cover his mouth with his hand and OF FUCKING COURSE that’s the moment someone walks by. Now Jean has to jump off the roof, because that poor student probably thinks they walked in Eren and Jean about to get freaky when they just wanted a place to study. Jean fully intends to choke Eren when the guy blinks and walks away; to death, tho, not in the kinky way. If he has to die of embarrassment, then he’s taking Eren out with him.