#jack lowden got stuck with a shitty wig and in front of the camera for the passport photo and now they're trying to gaslight us

[yiiiikesmish]

i'm actually so fucking dumb. it just clicked that rivers mum was almost definitely the girl that bad sam grabbed and therefore his dad is one of those weird assassins and the guy who came to kill david looks eerily like him BECAUSE HES ALSO A KID FROM THIS WEIRD ASS ARMY CULT SO THEY PROBS SHARE A FUCKING PARENT

it has taken me 5 days for me to realise this 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

edit: why did my dumbass not realise it wasn't just any weird assassin guy it was THE weird assassin guy (frank). my sister is horrified it took me this long to get it lol