#jack gets to spend some quality time with izzy whenever laszlo goes to visit his dear lady wife nadja

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Thinking about Calico Jack/Laszlo Cravensworth again...

Laszlo decides to try out being a pirate and surrounds himself with loads of virile seamen, under the pseudonym Captain Hornigold (because he's horny for gold). Jack is one such seaman who Laszlo comes across and persuades to join his crew. Most of them die pretty much immediately because Laszlo's more focused on fucking than fighting, but Jack is talented enough at both to survive and he quickly becomes the longest-lasting member of the crew. Nothing lasts forever though, and pretty soon Jack sustains a fatal injury. Laszlo refuses to let him die because he has the second-best dick he's ever had, so he turns Jack and then the two of them leave a trail of blood, gold, and semen across the seven seas.