#jack 'staten island counts but is on thin fucking ice' kelly

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jack kelly would definitely have opinions on if people from yonkers can say they're from nyc or not. he looks like he just ate a lemon trying not to say "actually yonkers is a suburb and not part of the city" whenever he hears somebody answer yonkers to the question where in the city are you from. quaking with rage when somebody says they grew up in the city and then name a yonkers neighborhood. he thinks he's so normal about being a new yorker but he is not and he is incapable of pretending no matter how hard he tries.