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okay picture if you will: wealthy businessman stede bonnet in a rivalry with the badminton brothers. through some series of events stede's next move is to buy up a big commercial building row along with all the businesses in it. the problem? one owner israel hands won't sell no matter how ridiculous stede makes his offer. the twist? his business is a strip club, the type of business which stede has tried his hardest to avoid ever since that one uncomfortable experience... (it wasn't the stripper's fault, she was quite polite about it but well, you know) and the driving steddyhands factor is israel's top performing employee who apparently brings in over half of their entire revenue: one edward teach. if stede has to take matters into his own hands to get what he wants he'll just have to start paying some regular visits to the (very male, which he didn't know was a thing) strip club

#ofmd #ofmd hc #ofmd au #steddyhands #I'm so excited about this idea actually #imagine all the times stede would blush #all the times ed would throw extra winks his way #the way izzy would proudly watch ed perform his heart out #also! the potential for izzy to ask stede if he'd like a private show to see what all the fuss is about #izzy and stede watching ed perform then stede immediately showering him in praise and asking where he learned to do all that #and ed just looking over at izzy and saying 'where do you think?' with *that* smile (the one from the wardrobe scene)#and stede being shocked and asking really?? no... you're joking. are you joking? i can't tell #izzy responding with a thoughtful glance back at edward before saying 'taught him everything he knows' with a wink for good measure #stede reviewing the business with izzy and expressing surprise that they're so profitable (and izzy's expected 'no shit' response)#izzy always doing ed's makeup because he doesn't trust anyone else to do it #so much potential here... ahh i want to make this one an actual thing #how's this for a writing tag

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