#izuna is unaware how much he's spiraled but i like to imagine he's living with an increasingly concerned madara.

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office au where izuna is extremely normal and just like, the cool popular guy in the office. and then tobirama gets transferred and is his cold fish self, and the more izuna is denied a normal path to a normal positive working relationship with the man the more insane he gets about it.

like he would've been fine (debatable) if tobirama had just accepted his offer for drinks after work on his first day. he'd be normal if tobirama would agree to lunch even just ONCE. but instead tobirama keeps leaving the office exactly at 5 pm and spending his lunch breaks with a locked door and essentially insulting izuna's carefully crafted work performance of Coolest Normal-est Man In The Office. that fucking bastard. izuna can't let this stand

izuna considers taking up smoking on the off chance tobirama already smokes and is secretly taking smoke breaks that he could crash. he spends his morning commute frantically googling for drugs that would make tobirama more agreeable so he'd accept a fucking invite for once. he intentionally makes mold grow on the ceiling of his office (spraying it with moldy water every day until it sprouts) so he gets moved into sharing Tobirama's until his is safe. these are all perfectly reasonable actions to take and entirely Tobirama's fault