#iwa: she's his..... adopted... daughter? strange war orphan he kidnapped bc he's a scum bag?! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mixelation · 2 months ago

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hey remember velocity (speedrun au)? what if tori and itachi still get sent to the iwa chunin exams (the other two people on the team don't matter) and TORI ends up the victim of an unfortunate kidnapping.

tori: (crawling out of her cell in iwa like some sort of gremlin)

minato: there you are! here i'm going to hold you like a bag of potatoes while i go kill every ninja i can find <3

tori: 🥺🥺🥺

itachi gets in trouble later for going to get ibiki over her. he's like "but she was going to get out even without my help?" and that may be true itachi but have you considered she's your boss's.... whatever she is?

#kushina doesn't break herself out in other versions of this bc they decide to really whammy her bc adult uzumaki jounin #also kushina does not have the power to convince you to accidentally let you out #speedrun au #toriverse #iwa: she's his..... adopted... daughter? strange war orphan he kidnapped bc he's a scum bag?!#iwa: whatever intel says injuring her will hurt HIM #iwa:#iwa: we appear to have fucked up.

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