#its written in script thingy because i wrote this a while ago and only now got around to posting it because it isnt finished

[lsoh-dumping-from-owin]

Ok I’m finally gonna post this crossover. It’s not one where character is character thing no no no, it’s where the Warner siblings just... Have an Audrey Two somehow. SO, I can’t really think of anything past Twoey talking to the siblings but I’ve been teasing this for like a week now. All this under cut.

Yakko: -Does NOT trust them at all -Talks to them a lot (before they all know they talk) -Still needs therapy (if not more after this lol)

Wakko: -Kinda unaffected by them -The one that finds out what they eat -He/They because I love enby Wakko

Dot: -Really excited about them -Known as the main caretaker of them

Twoey: -Completely separate from canon -I have no idea how they get their name as of now -They/it pronouns will be used

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ideas for interactions and how it generally started:

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Dot: Hey look at this plant I found!

Wakko: What is it?

Dot: *turns the plant around looking at it and the pot, pausing once she finds a sticker* says its an 'Audrey Two'

Yakko: Thats odd... (he has almost all the worlds knowledge and never heard about it, naturally kinda sus) Where'd you find it?

Dot: Next to the trash, I was walking home and thought it looked interesting.

Yakko, thinking: I don't trust it but they both look so happy.. (Out loud now) Ok where we gonna put it?

--- Wakko realizes what Twoey eats ---

Wakko, vibin making a sandwich where he has to cut something, choosing to pull a giant ass knife out of no where, accidently cutting himself: Ouch!

Twoey: *perks up*

Wakko: Look at thi- what in the..?

Dot: What? What's going on?

Wakko: *at a loss for words as the plant moves awkwardly towards his cut*

Twoey: *still trying, and failing, to move*

Dot: What if.. *some blood has leaked on the counter, she grabs a paper towel, wipes up some of the blood and moves it towards Twoey*

Twoey: *snaps and movement gets more aggressive*

Dot: *hands the paper towel to Twoey, scared*

Twoey: *eats it*

Dot: Wakko, do you know what this means?

Wakko: That I need a band-aid?

Dot: No, well.. yes but no. The reason my plant hasn't been growing isn't because I'm a bad plant owner!

Wakko: Then what does that mean?

Dot: It means that my plant eats blood! *realization sets in* Oh no my plant eats blood.

--- they decide to keep this a secret from Yakko for a while --- Yakko, realizing Twoey talks ---

Yakko: I just...  I can't trust it. But it makes Wakko and Dot so happy.. Stupid plant, causing so much trouble.

Twoey: Stupid? Me?

Yakko: What?

Twoey: I'm the stupid one when all of this conflict your strugglin' with is you not likin' me? Bull.

Yakko, to himself: It's not talking, you're probably just really tired! Yeah, that makes sense.

Twoey: Yeah, cuz talkin' to yourself is SO much better.

Yakko: Shut up.

--- as you can see they do not get along at all --- Yakko gets his siblings to talk about their plant ---

Yakko: I guess you both know why I've called you to this sibling meeting.

Wakko: Yeah, it's about the plant right?

Yakko: Bingo. *pulls a projectioner out of no where with a slideshow* So it has gotten bigger over the past week. Now, the other day something happened.

Wakko and Dot: *visibly shaking and sweating, thinking hes caught on*

Yakko: The plant, has started talking.

Wakko and Dot, who have not seen any of this: *burst out laughing*

Dot: You had us worried there for a sec!

Yakko: I'm not done yet. *pointing at the projection which now had a picture of a calandar* Last week you were complaining that the plant didn't grow, now *the projection now has a picture of a height chart* the plant is doubled in size. Care to explain, Dot?

*silence*

Wakko: *breaks* THEY EAT BLOOD! *covers his mouth with his hands, causing him to wince*

Yakko: What?

Dot: The plant, they eat blood. *slowly takes off glove to reveal hand covered in band-aids*

--- Yakko finds it hard to trust his siblings after this --- Yakko has enough ---

Yakko: Alright you dumb stupid little... PLANT! I've had enough of you. *throws it out of the water tower* There now they can't hurt you two.

Wakko and Dot: Thanks

-the next day-

Random Person IDK yet lol: Hey I think this is yours *hands Yakko Twoey*

Yakko: K thanks, wait WHAT?????

Twoey: You can't get rid of me that easily, Warner. *VERY smug about this*

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Quick note: in this universe my idea is that the reason the reboot is doing so well is because of Twoey. (for real tho its just good)

I can’t really think of much past this point but like I said, I’ve been teasing this for a little while and I wanted to give my 2 followers what I promised lol.