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llycaons · 8 months ago

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by a stroke of luck, my parents are in the area for a concert so they can come meet me once I take the train to a town nearby, so I can get home tonight (theoretically) instead of arriving noon tomorrow. I thought I'd only have to wait 20 minutes but their concert had a FIRE DRILL so it's going to be closer to an hour 😭 what kind of concert has fire drills!! it's nice out and there are some teenage girls having fun down the platform so I don't mind waiting but I really gotta pee

#also I accidentally crowded a man at one of the transition stations #and he stared at me for a really long time and then said he was going to lick me in the chin #okay!!!!!#its was honestly quote funny in hindsight. we're in a crowded escalator sir. how will you even have room #and he really was trying to be intimidating which just made it funnier?#he had these big sunglasses. REAL mad. okay dude suuuure I'm REALLY scared #like I obviously didn't SAY that I just shut my mouth and quickly left but man it would have been funny.#but I did the right thing yeah. no use risking anything esp not right before a big trip #****KICK**** HE SAID KICK. FUCK. it was not uhm. that weird. it was a kick.#cor.txt

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