#its her job to judge her platonic soulmate's taste in men
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 1 year ago
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Steve: *watching Eddie* He's so pretty.
Meanwhile, Eddie was in a crouched goblin like position as he ate furiously out of the Honeycombs box as he talked with the kids.
Robin: But he's so . . . Feral.
Steve: *sighs dreamily* I know.
Robin: Okay, but before you fuck him make sure he has all his shots.
Steve: *sighs* Okay.
Robin: Unbelievable.
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 2 months ago
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Self reblog.
Steve: *watching Eddie* He's so pretty.
Meanwhile, Eddie was in a crouched goblin like position as he ate furiously out of the Honeycombs box as he talked with the kids.
Robin: But he's so . . . Feral.
Steve: *sighs dreamily* I know.
Robin: Okay, but before you fuck him make sure he has all his shots.
Steve: *sighs* Okay.
Robin: Unbelievable.
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