#its fun bc its not even like i COULDNT have curly hair or anything. i just didn't get the gene for itband she did

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it kinda sucks cus i kinda want curly hair but i just KNOW my sister would lose her shit if i got a perm or something

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SG1

Season 3 episode 2

"SETH"

Notes by me

- Jacob my bOYYYYY

- as much as I love short hair Daniel its still a shock to just see him without?? Alot of hair??? Idk I just feel like he looks so different

- a mission on earth? Oooo fun! A goauld hunt sounds great too hold on lemme get my pitchfork

- Seth? Is it Seth green?

- this hologram is really cool

- "the symbol for setesh is oscillating "

"That IS the symbol for setesh😯"

Like Daniel I love you but pls stop being surprised that the guy who served Egyptian gods all his life knows who the Egyptian gods are

- THOUSANDS OF SYSTEM LORDS? no wonder this show has ten seasons

- oh the goauld is still on earth?

- selmek just comes right out whenever he wants to doesnt he

- Sam has a brother!?!?!

- selmek spillin all jacobs secrets like💅

- thinking thoughts about Daniel and tealc doing research together about historic Egyptian stuff 💗

- "jaffa jokes???"

- tealcs laugh is an angelic sound

- tough crowd

- cult leader like that guy who made everyone drink poisoned koolaid

- Daniel literally just googled this guy and there he was

- why does this weird guy think jacob has a son in there? Is it bc hes old? Stop judging ppl on their looks bro

- HAHA this fucking, .. FBI guy in the electricity truck halfway up in the bucket with binoculars like yeah bro youre so sneaky

- what does ATF stand for is it Awesome Tornado Fart

- jack :*mouths* Fargo????

daniel: *shrugs*

- Nishta is a breathe mind control thing that goaulds have

- just like Jack to call the literal president so he can do what he wants

- I am legally obligated to comment on how hot Jack looks in this episode

- I literally thought Jack was gonna just spill the beans and tell this guy Seth is an alien

- love tealc hiding his forehead from everyone but it has me thinking about what I should call it? Is it a sticker? A tattoo? A scar? Many thoughts

- ✨✨Jack calling Jacob Dad✨✨

- Sam turned their ear buds into a shock collar basically

- Daniel saying how the women surround Seth and serve him food and whatever while the men are guards and warriors. What is this shit. This is sci fi for gods sake. Can I get one pice of media thats not sexist pls CAN I GET ONE

- also arent the goaulds not held down by genders and such? And so arent held down by sexuality either?? What if they like all genders what if they want some action from everybody. This is hetero bullshit and I wont stand for it

- at least I have martouf who is absolutely into dudes

- he has RINGS where did he get the rings

- larry (jack) moe (sam) curly (daniel)

- as much as I want this guy to save his son......this is a military operation sir

- hes very nosy and they just let him in the area of a stakeout?? What ???

- tealc ready to throw hands

- tealc: how could a father not talk to his own son right *stares directly at jacob*

- "Seth is life Seth is happiness" this guy really sucks his own dick dont he

-how come nobody thought of Sam being a former host when they said that jacob and tealc couldnt go in bc of their goaulds??

- have they been shocked yet. I'm not like eager for it or anything haha its not like I want to see them get shocked by electricity come on guys im not that shallow...

- god when they do snap out of it and then act like they still love Seth. Horrible actors. so bad at this

- all these poor people :(

- its the son!!!!

- thats a whole ass lot of zats. The sgc set for life

- atf guy: its my fault if they die

Jacob: its MY fault if they die

Tealc: hey if anyones gonna take the blame for their untimely demise its ME

- my sg1 kids saving the people first ���

- daniels dubbed gasp when he turns around I'm crying aaldjejsnsnsn

- daniel: "bomb?"

Jack: "bomb"

- when the dad sees his son and the son stops and they just stare at each other after nine months of imprisonment IM FINE

- love how when jacob gets hurt selmek takes over and always reasures Sam :')

- selmek telling Sam that she can use the ribbon device she just has to summon the ability from within GOD THIS IS GOOD

- WE LOVE SAM HELL YEAH

- holy shit she pushed him into the ground and broke his back. This is a family show I swear

- "hail dorothy" STOP

- does her brother even know that jacob is alive?? What did they tell him when jacob went to live in space???

- awkward hug!

- KIDS???? oh yeah I remember Sam saying she had a niece and nephew I think

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Whump under the cut

Jack Oniell whump: shocked by ear device, forced kneeling, passing out, mind control, thrown by ribbon device

Daniel jackson whump: shocked by ear device, forced kneeling, passing out, mind control, thrown by ribbon device

Sam carter whump: forced kneeling, mind control, passing out

🎶listening to Heathens by Twenty One Pilots 🎶 because of them being under cover among dangerous mind controlled people

[curlyshepards]

LITERALLY i want all of them for curly shepard

IM SORRY TO THE MOBILE USERS WHO THIS WILL NOT APPEAR UNDER A READ MORE FOR

What does their bedroom look like?

idk why i’m such a firm believer of this BUT: tim and curly share a room, so typically half of it is clean and the other half (curly’s half) is a fucking mess all the time

Do they have any daily rituals?

every day for lunch at school him & his friends just go under the bleachers and drink. unfortunately curly has no limits so when lunch is over he usually just ends up ditching the rest of the day to go continue drinking somewhere else

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

he doesn’t make a conscience effort to exercise, but he walks basically everywhere when tim has the car. so he’s in pretty good shape bc of that & bc of fighting

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

curly has never made dinner a day in his life and will never make an attempt to nor does anyone want him to. if theres nothing already made at the house he’ll either just go without or go to the diner

Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

he’s a generally messy person, but he takes pride in his looks so he takes care of himself. he’s always clean shaven and smells really good. his room, however, is a disaster scene

Eating habits and sample daily menu

usually not awake for breakfast, and for lunch he’ll scrap up whatever he can find in his house (probably ends up being a sandwich or cereal) and for dinner he’ll follow tim somewhere and make him buy him dinner. he loves eating at the diner and never underestimate his ability to eat breakfast meals at 11 o clock at night

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

his sole reason for going to school is to waste time (thats what he tells everyone at least but its rlly because tim will not let him drop out) but if hes not in school then he’s probably just walking around his neighborhood w/ his friends or hanging out at the strip trynna start fights

Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

dont.....really know what this means. all im thinkin about is that chocolate stuff. but he likes chocolate so lets go with that. he could eat 50 kit kats in a row, probably

Makeup?

makeup sex? absolutely. he’ll start a fight with his boo just for the sex

Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

i honestly dont see him having a mental illness

Intellectual pursuits?

intellectual isn’t really his thing. BUT  i can see him really liking labs and stuff

Favorite book genre?

he hATES reading, but mostly because he’‘s dyslexic and he was brought up thinking that he was dumb bc he had trouble reading. ponyboy is the one that ends up helping him, though, and sometimes he’ll read to curly (action books bc they’re the only ones that’ll keep curly’s attention. there are numerous times he regrets the decision bc curly cant keep quiet for more than a few minutes.)

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

(i can already see the purly supporters @’ing me yikes) but PERSONALLY i think he’s straight. idk what this means by thoughts on s.o. in general but im bisexual ??? idc about sexual orientation ??

Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

he’s got a lot of scars, mostly on his knuckles but a few up and down his arms. he’s deathly allergic to seafood but doesn’t care bc it looks gross to him anyway.

Biggest and smallest short term goal?

biggest: honestly just making it through another day is an achievement to him

smallest: he swears that one day he will beat sodapop curtis in a drag race

Biggest and smallest long term goal?

biggest: being as respected as tim is when he’s older

smallest: he will own a puppy at some point

Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

white t-shirt, jeans, tennis shoes, and if its not too hot then a leather jacket. he hates jean jackets tho and WILL make fun of anyone who wears them

Favorite beverage?

beer. but also pepsi. hes weird.

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

we’re about to get deep. on good nights he just thinks about his day. there’s never a boring time with him, so he’s always got a lot to think about. he could be thinking about a girl he’s met or just hooked up with, or about what his friends got into. on bad nights though, he thinks about his dad and how he never got to know him. he thinks about how maybe he’ll never be like tim, and he’ll never be the brother that angie falls back on (that doesn’t bother him as much as it should, but it still pops into his mind) the number one thing that keeps him awake is never amounting to the shepard name

Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

just stupidity. he broke a lot of bones, needed a lot of stitches, and was bed bound too many times to count. there was one incident that tim loves to tell: the first time curly got into a fight. the guy was two times bigger than curly, but he didn’t care. the fight was done in 5 minutes, and curly had his first broken nose

Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

turn ons: i can see him really liking outgoing girls/ girls that are upfront. also neck kisses, collarbone kisses, hair pulling, back scratching

turn offs: daddy kink (seriously, its gross, stop forcing this on my son. he already has enough daddy issues) but nothing else really he will do basically anything

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

either a very crude & poorly done drawing or a sign that says “curly is the hottest shepard”

How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

he is NOT. it doesnt really bother him that hes disorganized, but it drives tim up the wall. he’s always getting onto curly for being a slob

Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

he doesn’t really care, but since he’s forced to go to school he might as well enjoy something, which ends up being the labs in science. he likes the dissections, mostly, but he thinks looking into the microscopes are cool too (mostly bc him and his friends make shapes out of the slides)

How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

alive, hopefully

Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

he kinda just takes it day by day and doesnt care about the future. hes a strong believer that things will fall into place if theyre supposed to happen

What is their biggest regret?

probably being too emotional and not toughening up enough when he was younger

Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

SO this is an OC but his best friend is a guy in the gang named brian. his worst enemy is also in the gang and his name is jimmy and he fucking hates that kid.

Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

he’s probably the one that caused the disaster, so he immediately tries to fix it on his own. which usually works, but it leaves a mess behind that he���ll attempt (and fail) to cover up. a few hours later he’ll get chewed out by tim.

Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

so lets say tim dies. tim is the only person that curly is really close to, because if there’s one thing that he learned from his brother it’s to never let anyone too close. but he always thought that tim would be there for him so he worshipped him. but ANYWAY tim dies and curly shuts down. i can honestly see him losing it bc tim was all curly ever knew, he was always there to fix the mess curly got himself in and now he’s just kinda alone in the world. he’d still have the gang, but they’d remind him too much of his brother, so he’d eventually cut ties with them. it’d take a major, new person to bring him out of his stump, and thats if he ever really brings himself back to normal

Most prized possession?

the hand-me-down leather jacket tim gave him

Thoughts on material possessions in general?

doesnt really care about them bc he doesnt have a lot. he likes the things with meaning, but couldnt care less about expensive & nice things

Concept of home and family?

hes VERY family oriented and a huge mama’s boy, but he hates his step dad. he’d do anything to protect angela and anything that tim asked him. family always comes first with him

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

it kinda depends. on his sexual life hes really TMI, but about emotions and family and secrets he’s really private. you could count on one hand the amount of people that he’s told private stuff to, and even then they don’t know the full story. i think the only people who would ever truly know him are tim and his significant other

What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

football!! and hes actually good at it. tim never plays tho so the only time he gets to is with the curtis gang

What makes them feel guilty?

fucking up on a gang job and letting tim down

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

more emotional!! that’s the biggest difference between curly and tim. tim will think of the long-term effects before making a decision, where curly is more of an “act now, think later” type person. his decisions are usually the wrong ones, but they make for a better story

Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?

i’d wanna say type B, because he is super laid back and easy going and isn’t really competitive (unless its for a joke)

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

getting away for a while. he loves driving and ive always seen him as having a little secluded spot that he goes to by himself during his teenage years. eventually though he finds the right person that he can take, and just being with them makes him feel better

Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

neither tbh. he may think that he’s better than some greasers (because honestly he is) but he doesnt think of himself as above other classes. he finds it unfair that socs and middle class people have a superiority complex, so it’d be dumb for him to have one. he just thinks everyone should be equal (but he knows theyre not, and for that reason he’ll fight any soc he can get his hands on)

How misanthropic are they?

hes very easy to get along with if you come from the same type of neighborhood. he’s open to everyone that’s cool with his gang, but he’ll be the worst kind of person to rival gangs and rich people. so he doesnt dislike people, because he can be a really cool guy, you just have to come from his streets

Hobbies?

football, fighting, drinking, poker. y’know, d00d stuff

How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

he graduates high school and thats it. and he definitely values self education more, the stuff he’s learned by himself ahve been more useful to him than the Pythagorean theorem ever will be  

Religion?

he believes in a god but never really thinks about it. hes not religious by any means but i think it kinda comforts him knowing something comes after life

Superstitions or views on the occult?

he doesnt believe in superstitions imo!!

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

both. he’ll talk a big game and then follow through with his promises

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

THE QUESTION IVE BEEN WAITING FOR OK if curly ever fell in love, it’d be with someone making him feel okay with being him. they’d make him want to be a better man & not just a mini tim. they’d have to accept that curly would always idolize his brother, but they’d also help him detach a little. they’d love him for him and accept the fact that they can’t change him. they’d probably be just as wild as he is, bc they’d have to keep up with his lifestyle. they couldn’t take life too seriously and would never know what the future had in store for them. i can see curly eventually being able to be romantic, but it’d never be in public

How do they express love?

kisses, holding hands, little acts of kindness (giving them something that reminded him of them, asking how their day was, remembering little things)

If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

daddy came to win

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

nah i dont think he is. i think he’s kinda accepted that there is a very real possibility that he won’t make it past 30 w the way he’s living, so that’s why he takes it day by day