#it's weird imagining joyce and alistair as an actual couple lol

[feeshies]

For the ship ask: Ariane/Finn, Joyce/Alistair (if, theoretically, she was still alive), and Otho/Cassandra.

send me a ship and i will tell you

Link to my Ariane/Finn Answer

Joyce/Alistair

-who proposedAlistair, but after relentless hinting from Joyce

-who fussed over flower arrangements and decorationsIt’s Joyce’s special day.  If she wants to release a bunch of rats into the Chantry instead of doves, then she gets to.

-tux/dress? who wore whatQuentin takes a break from his necromancy to make a dress for Joyce.  Nobody else could have made it the way she wanted it it’s made of hands

-their wedding colorsPurple and red

-who kissed who at “you may kiss”Joyce stared at him with her stupid yandere face until he did it

-who led the first danceAlistair

-who they chose for mother-son/father-daughter dancesUnfortunately Quentin couldn’t resurrect her mom in time for the ceremony, but he showed up anyway and danced with his daughter.  Idk about Alistair.

-who carried who across the thresholdJoyce’s rat army.

Otho/Cassandra

-who proposedOtho knew that Cassandra would want the classic romantic thing, but he gets just as awkward and flustered as her.  He had to practice over and over while Varric, Vivienne, and Josephine critiqued him like the judges on American Idol.

-who fussed over flower arrangements and decorationsCassandra insists that she doesn’t care, but…she cares.

-tux/dress? who wore whatThey both wore suits.  Otho’s mom insisted that he add some more Dalish details to his outfit.

-their wedding colorsBlue and silver

-who kissed who at “you may kiss”Otho

-who led the first danceOtho tried, okay.

-who they chose for mother-son/father-daughter dancesOtho danced with his mother, who finally stopped trying to set him up with other Dalish women.

-who carried who across the thresholdOtho will give Cassandra the full classic romantic experience.  Cassandra carried him out though.