#it's so weird w vanilla legs lmao

[deet-doot]

wanted to see if i could make a character i like with bnuuy face 4, which i hate, and i'm so mad that it worked

his name is chaz beefington

[snookienthusi4st]

This might sound weird but like can you do Rodrick Heffley NSFW alphabet?

omg ofc

sorry this took so long i’ve had this in the drafts since last year 😭

warnings: smut, biting, cockwarming

nsfw under the cut

a (aftercare)

he’s heavy on aftercare, always getting you water and giving you baths and giving lots of kisses

b (body parts)

i think his favorite body part of his is his hands, he has really hot hands and he loves what he can do with them wink wink

his favorite part of yours would be your neck and stomach, loves leaving hickies and kisses and bites etc etc

c (cum)

he’s very messy with his cum, and loves when you guys are close and he asks you where you want it and you say some body part and the image of that gets him closer

d (dirty secret?)

fem - has never tried it but is into the idea of you wearing a strap

male - thinks about subbing very often

e (experience? do they still have a card?)

i don’t see him as experienced but he has had sex

like he’s lost his v card but you’re the first person it actually feels good to do it with, mental wise

f (fav position?)

he loves loves LOVES it when you ride him cowgirl style, but is honestly good w anything as long as he’s getting laid

g (goofy, how serious or unserious are they?)

depends on the day but he’s normally a pretty good balance

like he’s serious but if something funny happens you guys both laugh about it together and it’s rlly sweet

h (hair, do the carpets match the drapes?)

carpet matches w little to no difference, maybe a bit darker down there

but he normally looks very neat when you guys do it, unless it was unexpected

i (intimacy, how do they act in the moment?)

he’s honestly very sweetie pie, just takes his time and looks at you like you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to him(bc you are)

j (jack off)

a shit ton. i won’t elaborate, use your imagination

k (kinks)

cockwarming, bodyworshipping on a blue moon, can’t think of much else tho

this man is the embodiment of vanilla ice cream

l (location, where do you guys get it on the most)

in either of you guys’ beds, or the family bathroom of a close store every now and then

n (no, anything he wouldn’t be into at all?)

spanking, js doesn’t seem like the type

oh also somnophilia, if he fucked you so hard you fell asleep he would probably be terrified

o (into oral? giving or receiving?)

eats pussy/gives head like a champ but is probs more into recieving

loves seeing you look up at him with his dick in your mouth

p (pace, fast or slow?)

again it depends, but probs fast

q (quickies, are they into it?)

yes but it depends on where you guys are

w (wild card)

yk how in cockwarming, the dude w the penetrating cock is normally in control? not for this guy LMAO

you’re sitting on his lap with his cock between your legs and denying him permission to come, while he’s doing whatever else like video games, drumming etc

x (x-ray, what’s going on on under those clothes)

7 1/2 inches, circumcised, veers to the right a bit

his confidence is placed well

y (yearning, how often do they want it?)

this man is up for it absolutely anything

jacks off maybe a few times a week, has a slightly above average sex drive

z (how fast to they go to sleep?)

depends on when tbh

like if it’s at night he’s probably out in the span of like ten minutes, but during the day he may js want cuddles

[honeybomb4thebear]

hajime hinata nsfw alphabet? if u don't mind.......

I don’t! There is an anon who asked for Hajime too, so here it is, Nonnie!

HAJIME HINATA N//S*FW ALPHABET

A=Aftercare - What they do/act like after sex. ⦁ Careful with you. He is all blushy while taking care of you, but since he is a reliable person he is extremely good at it.

B=Bondage - Are they into BDSM, and how far they’ll go if they have a green light. ⦁ Vanilla boy. So vanilla it pisses him off. Lmao but one time I saw people call him a cuck, I can't really see it but maybe??? Just maybe???

C=Cum - pretty self explanatory. ⦁ It tastes... Sweet. Not too sweet, but kind of pleasant. He'd be pretty embarrassed about his cumming face though akjdfkjaskfj, it's cute I promise

D=Dom - Are they dominant, submissive, a switch? ⦁ Switch dom but only because of his insecurities, not because he is a pervert.

E=Edgeplay - Similar to ‘Kinks’ except it’s a lot riskier than usual kinks (knifeplay, breathplay, etc.). ⦁ He pushes himself to not be boring so he tries them, but he just isn't into them...

F=Fantasy - A fantasy of theirs (ex: a teacher/student fantasy). ⦁ Girl/boy/person next door??? Like y'know what a person next door is. A pure, angelic, sweet person that he'd admire afar. But then one day, two of them are alone in his house for some reason and one thing leads to other, that things making Hajime realize that the person next door isn't as innocent as he thought...

G=Got Caught - How they react when they get caught having sex. ⦁ He is a MESS. Omg he would be so embarrassed askfjksjfksjf....... His face would turn into a tomato's and he'd yell at the other person to get out, he'd be d e a d by that time

H=Hot Spots - A place that drives them crazy when stimulated (EX: neck). ⦁ I wanna saaaaaay... His chest? Like seriously if you play with his chest he'd be weirded out at first and also would be totally opposed to it, since y'know it's kinda weird for him. But then he'd like it so much when you pull away and tease him he would just be shaking while blushing madly, and would plead you to play with his tiddies more. Shyly, though.

I=Intimacy - How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex. ⦁ While topping, he is awkward and stiff, but he also blushes a lot. It takes a bit time for him to relax, and when he does he shows a side of him that you rarely get to see outside of bed, I mean, he IS a tsundere after all. He is his usual tsundere self as a sub.

J=Journey - Their ideal way of leading up to sex. ⦁ MMmmmm after a day of cruel teasing mayhaps? Like sexual tension is so thick it's making both of you go crazy, and he'd like it a lot if you were to actually address it... He may play dumb. OR if he is the one who addresses it, he'd want you to play dumb aksjdkjkajd this guy is a tease who likes to be teased-

K=Kinks - I’ll list a few of their kinks, be they the normalized ones or kinkier kinks. ⦁ PRAISE PRAISE PRAISE! Tell him how special and unique he is and just stroke his ego. He'll be over the moon and so turned on- ⦁ Accidental stimulation? You know, when you two accidently get into suggestive positions, like you ending up on Hajime's lap for some reason.... Yea instant boner hope you don't mind adjskjak

L=Location -  Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc. ⦁ Mmm you have to push him to the edge for him to initiate risky situations. Like he is a shy boy but he gets pissed easily so it doesn't take much work but still. Hajime cares a lot about others' opinions about him (unfortunately) so if someone were to continiously talk about how spineless he is, he'd act all bold and kiss you in front of everyone- THEN pull you to a bathroom stall. Kinda pathetic? Yea. Do I still like him? A lot.

M=Masturbation - How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to. ⦁ Three times a week? I think Hajime gets off to porn videos, but I feel like he'd feel guilty if he already had a person that he was dating- which would eventually led him to think about you while doing it.

N=NO - A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do. ⦁ Don't degrade him he really feels bad- and seriously don't make fun of him. Pls his ego is so fragile show mercy-

O=On’s - Their top turn on’s that they have (things that’ll get them super horny super quickly). ⦁ Hnhfgh teasing him will get him going. Like seriously his sex drive is kinda high- so something as simple as talking about how you got yourself a new pair of lingerie that you liked a lot will excite him. Or maybe dirty inside jokes that only you two can understand, anything to remind him the intimate moments you two shared together. ⦁ AlsoooOO does tie pulling count? Yea? Do it in the public, he'll be extra embarrassed because he got kinda horny just from that-

P=Position -  Their favourite position to have sex in. ⦁ Vanilla ass mfer likes missionary or doggy style.

Q=Quickie - Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc. ⦁ It's a guilty pleasure of his AKFJSDJKJASKJ he likes the rush of getting caught, he likes the thrill of it and he kinda prefers it over actual sex. It actually makes him feel less vanilla, so he might be lying to himself about liking them more but who knows!

R=Rough - How rough they are, or get, when in bed. ⦁ AAAAAA he IS rough!! It's as if he is taking out all of his insecurities on you. The way he squeezes you, holds onto you and thrusts into you is quite rough. He just can't control himself in bed, and will be lost in the moment quickly.

S=Stamina - How long they can go before they tap out. ⦁ I... I feel like he has a lot? 4 maybe..?

T=Toys - Do they use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc. ⦁ ...He has kokeshi dynamo but he doesn't know how to use it. Luckily, you are there to teach him how to do so.

U=Unfair - How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc. ⦁ AaAAAAAAAAaaah can be quite a tease. Quick touches while walking at the hallway, bedroom eyes in public all of a sudden, almost sensual massages that he gives your shoulders to "ease you up", and strokes on your legs when you expect it the least. He loves teasing and getting teased by you.

V=Volume - How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc. ⦁ Tries to not let out much, he is awkward during sex and is embarrassed by his voice so... Will keep it low. Unless you overstimulate him, though-

W=Wild Card - a random letter for the character of your choice. ⦁ He'd look so fucking hot as a crossdresser- like buy him a maid dress. It'd kinda difficult to get him to wear it but I feel like he'd like the attention he is receiving so he'd definetly get used to wearing some. Because wow, trust me, a skirt suits him so well

X=X-Ray - How they look with their clothes off. ⦁ Why do I have a feeling that his dick is exactly as big as average- like it's the exact number. But he is kind of muscular and has a good bone structure, though.

Y=Yearning - How often they need to have sex. ⦁ HE IS KINDA HORNY SORRY-  like he doesn't mean to but he will just be sitting in his room and all of a sudden he will think of... doing all sorts of things to you. He is really ashamed but this is just how he is-

Z=ZZZ - How quickly they fall asleep after having sex. ⦁ 30 minutes at most! Sex tires him out, after all.

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what   they   smell   like   :   vanilla-esque/musky scents , overdrawn coffee from when she made it that morning probably and a mix of dawn soap ya know

how   they   sleep      (   position,      schedule,      etc.   )   :   sleep schedule, a lil off. she’s never had the best sleep schedule, but she’s now learning to live off a lil extra coffee especially with work. when she’s off of work (which is rare), she definitely uses that time to relax and try her hardest to catch up on the sleep that she’s missed. she doesnt really have a go to sleep position, just anything she’s comfy w and usually a tshirt and shorts w no underwear ! 

what   music   they   enjoy      :   classic country, jason mraz vibed music, the weeknd vibes, classic r&b. 

how   much   time   they   spend   getting   ready   in   the   morning      :   depends on if she’s on shift, but usally a minimum of 30min ! 

favourite   thing   to   collect      :   pens from anywhere she visited, started in her teens when she started to move more w her family 

left   or   right   handed      :   ambidextrous

favourite   sport(s)      :   football  & hockey ! 

favourite   tourist   -   y   thing   to   do   when   traveling      :   visit small lil book stores, antique stores, fun mom & pop stores 

favourite   kind   of   weather      :     she’s so weird she kinda likes a rainy morning, but give her like a slightly chilly misty morning and she’s thriving. let her wear long sleeves/flannel/big cuddly cardigan & leggings? boom, she’s thriving. 

weird      /      obscure   fear   they   have      :   i wouldn’t say anything obscure or weird to be scared of but she definitely has hear fears especially doing the job she does and seeing the things she has, but she’s also learned to compartmentalize what can!!  

the   carnival      /      arcade   game   they   always   win   without   fail      :  the crane game LMAo

stolen from: @firehoe tagging: @illuminatcd ( david ), @oncehadalove, @lieutenantkidd, @burgcsss & anyone else who wants to ! 

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2PM Chansung: A-Z

“Hi! I don’t if you are taking requests but can you write the A-Z for 2pm’s Chansung? Thank you! I love your work btw💗” “Will u be writing a chansung A to Z ???” “Hi! Can i request an A-Z for 2pm Chansung? He's the only one missing and he's my bias so... I've live to read it. Thank you and have a nice day!”

A/N I’m so glad I got requests for chansung lol, he’s my bias and tbh i was feeling like no one was interested in him sfgjsfg I’m glad yall are thirsty for him too lmao

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A - Aftercare This is tricky lol, bc he’s certainly accommodating and sweet, but I really just...dont think he cares all that much about specific aftercare steps lol. It tends to vary from session to session, he’ll do whatever he thinks is necessary in the moment. You look particularly tuckered out? He’ll help you get cleaned up and dressed and whatnot. Things got especially messy? He’ll run you a bath. Basically, he doesn’t care about specific aftercare, but he’s still a sweetheart.

B - Body Part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner) On himself he likes his legs; they're big and strong and he’s fully aware of how much you like them too lmao. On his partner, he loves their lips, even just watching you enunciate certain words or eat certain foods really just sends his mind places lmao

C - Cum He much prefers to cum inside you, ideally he’d love to cum at the same time, it just feels so intimate to him. He’ll try his hardest to hold off if he feels that he’s coming undone too soon so yall can finish together. If not then he loves to come on your butt lol.

D - Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) Chansung has always been super into photography. So, I feel like he’d be interested in taking some saucy pics of you, like, a full on boudoir shoot. Probably would wanna take some photos of the both of you, he’d make it explicit, but tasteful lmao. He’d feel like he’s making his own highclass softcore porn lol

E - Experience The man is 30 years old lol, of course he’s had his fair share of experiences. But with that being said, I picture him as having the least amount of experience in the group, that by no means means that he doesnt know what he’s doing, just that there’s a lot of avenues he’s yet to explore lol

F - Favourite Position Missionary is usually the go-to, just bc it requires the least amount of energy lmao. Either that or he loves loves looooves to have you on top, that way he can just lay back and bask in your beauty 

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous etc) I dont think he’s ever really capable of being 100% serious, there’s always a bit of a lighthearted atmosphere whatever the two of you get up to lmao. He’ll try his utmost to make you feel as comfortable as possible by making jokes and comments, usually at his own expense lol.

H - Hair (how well groomed are they) It’s not something that he pays an insane amount of attention to, but he’ll keep it tidy lol

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect) I feel like the build up is intimate, like, the intense making out and the foreplay is super intimate. He’ll be whispering words of adoration to you as he kisses over your body. But, the second he’s actually inside you, it’s like his brain just logs out lol.

J - Jack Off (Masturbation) He’ll literally just do it whenever the feeling takes him; whether that be multiple times a day, or not even once for days on end. If the desire comes and he’s alone with time, then he’ll got at it lmao

K - Kinks (one of more of their kinks) Aside from enjoying a little bit of restraint here and there, I feel like by and large he’s pretty vanilla. He likes the standard y’know lil bit of biting, hickeys and probably spanking if he’s really getting into it lol. But nothing that I feel like really qualifies as a kink kink. Maybe he’d be open to bringing food into the bedroom if he was feeling super duper spicy

L - Location (Favourite places to do the do) He’d enjoy it anywhere with enough room where yall can totally sprawl out and move around to your hearts content. It’s not even that he’s into getting into all these weird positions that require a lot of room, he just a big guy, and comfort always comes first lol

M - Motivation (What turns them on) He’s a simple man, seeing you dressed even the slightest bit seductive will send his mind straight to the gutter. Even with just the slightest bit of thigh on show, he’ll be all over you in minutes guaranteed lol

N - NO (something they won't do, turn offs) No sharing. I feel like he’s the tiniest bit insecure in his skills (no idea why though lol) so I feel like watching you with someone else could really hurt his pride.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) He really goes for it when he goes down on you, he’s not afraid to get super messy. Likes to see you blush so he’ll deliberately make the most lewd noises and just watch you get all flustered lmao. He can get kinda fidgety and whiney when receiving oral lmao.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc) Usually stays at a happy medium; not insanely fast, but not painfully slow either. His thrusts are firm and strong, but not so rough you’ll be feeling it for days afterwards lol

Q - Quickies (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc) Eeeeeh, he’s not really a fan. He just really likes to take his time with everything. I feel like oral is the most he’d do if either of yall were in a rush; he’d rather skip the opportunity for sex than to have the sex be rushed and bad lol

R - Risk (are they down to experiment, do they take risks?) He’s open to it...but he’d rather not. I just feel like he’s someone that knows what he likes. Once he finds his lane, he stays in it lol. So if there was something you really really wanted to try out, he wouldn't necessarily say no, but you’d have to warm him to the idea lmao

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go, how long do they last? etc) He can honestly last however long you need and then some lmao, he likes to draw out each round as long as humanly possible, until your both just totally spent. With that in mind, I think you’ll only get one round out of him lol

T - Toy (do they own toys do they use them on a partner or on themselves?) They’re not really something that he’ll ever have of his own volition, but he’s certainly not opposed to you buying any and using them. Who knows, maybe one day he’ll let you use them on him.

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease) Eh...I don’t think he’s all that much of a tease, at least not on purpose anyway, he just doesn't have the patience for it. That’s not tot say he doesn't enjoy being teased though, he lowkey enjoys having you make him a needy mess

V - Volume (how loud are they, what type of sounds they make) He can be pretty vocal, usually a mix of low grunts, sighs and breathy sounds that vaguely resemble your name. He’ll go out of his way to ask you to be vocal though, he finds every sounds that comes out of your mouth so sexy lmao

W - Wild Card (a random headcannon) For the most part Chansung is a pretty vanilla guy. But that’s not to say there isn't anything that has piqued his curiosity. He kinda wants to try mutual masturbation, and maybe some kind of role play scenarios. The closest he’s got to the former is coming home a early and jacking it the the sounds of you touching yourself from the room next door. But he just doesn't really know how to bring it up bc it’s so out of the norm for him. So he just waits hoping that one day you'll ask him.

X - X-ray (what's going on inside those pants) I feel like he’s modestly packing lmao. He’s probably average, maybe a tiny bit bigger but with some super nice girth lol

Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive) He’s like a teenage boy lol. He’s basically always ready to go if you are. Honestly the second you give him the green light he’ll be all over you

Z - Zzz... (How quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Mans will be passed out almost as soon as he pulls out of you lmao.

[masonscig]

otp tag

mason x detective sofía olmos

i was tagged by both @masonsfreckles and @havennly ! thank you so much !

not tagging anyone but if you wanna do this, take this as a sign!

[putting it under the cut bc it’s long and there’s some nsfw content lmao. also some of this is subject to change bc i’m still fleshing them out !]

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DISAGREEMENTS.

who is more likely to raise their voice?

oh definitely mason bc he gets annoyed at everything, including if sofía is being too sympathetic (i mean look at the end of book 2 lmao he literally rolls his eyes at her if she says him being in the hospital bed is her fault)

who threatens to leave but never actually does?

sofía definitely lmao because she thinks it might get him to commit and it does not !

who actually keeps their word and leaves?

neither. they need each other too much

who trashes the house?

mason. sofía is a bit of a neat freak with her apartment (not her work space)

do either of them get physical?

oh no - he’d take a bullet for her (tho he won’t admit it). he’d never do that

how often do they argue/disagree?

usually petty disagreements at the beginning bc they’re learning more about each other - over time they share looks of knowing and instantly understand each other.

who is the first to apologize?

sofía to a fault

SEX.

who is on top? who is on bottom?

mason but it starts switching as sofía gains more sexual confidence

any kinks?

i love how this early on in the ask game it just jumps into the horny shit LMAO with that being said, yes :) KSDFJKSDKJF nothing like too crazy but stuff like hair pulling, choking, dirty talk, edging, blindfolds, basic bondage, spanking, praising.. that type of stuff lmao

who has the strangest desires?

honestly sofía. mason’s tried essentially everything he’s ever wanted to try, so he knows what he likes. and sofía hasn’t had the most ~daring~ partners lmao so she asks things she thinks is very crazy and strange (for her) and mason is like “....ok sure” SDJKFKJSDJFK

who’s dominant in bed?

mason. tho he does enjoy being dominated as well 

is head ever in the equation?

*see book 2* LMAO but fr i wouldn’t say it’s like worshipping but yea it happens often <3

if so, who is better at performing it?

mason at first, since he’s way more experienced and sofía is a bit more timid, but over time she wins !

ever had sex in public?

yes even though pre-ub meeting she would’ve literally never dreamed of doing it out of embarrassment, but he brings her out of her shell sexually. again, *see book 2* LMAO

who moans the most?

i’d honestly hc mason as being more vocal at first bc he’s a heavy talker in bed, but since like i said, he brings her out of her shell, she quickly matches him. so ig equal later on in the relationship !

who leaves the most marks?

long lasting marks? definitely mason. seeing marks on her after they hook up and she’s desperately trying to hide it with her hair, a scarf, makeup, etc, excites the hell out of him. but in terms of short term? definitely sofía. but they heal quick

who is the more experienced of the two?

mason ofc KJSDFKJSDFKJ

do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?

they definitely fuck, but poor sofía is secretly hoping it’ll turn into a more intimate session. bc as of book 2 she’s taking any of his even remotely gentle actions as a sign LMAO poor baby

how long do they usually last?

depends on how long they’ve been away from each other. either it’s frantic and rough and quick or it’s longer and passionate and prolonged.

rough or soft?

rough - she doesn’t mind that though because she’s never really had it that way. i can’t imagine bobby was skilled at sex if he was that bad at kissing LMAO. and before that it was clumsy teenage sex so she’s just glad to be doing something that she gets actual pleasure from LMAO

is protection used?

even though sofía is strict asf about wearing protection she kind of threw that out the window when she started hooking up w a vampire LMAO [me saying lmao like 6 times under the sex portion of this bc i feel like i’m being too horny on main and am weird ab it KJSDFJKSDFJK]

does it ever get boring?

maybe for mason if he thinks its too vanilla but he’d be very vocal ab being bored if it ever happened

where is the strangest place they’d have sex?

not necessarily a place together, but i have absolutely no doubt that mason’s called her in the middle of something important and tried having phone sex with her and she’s flustered as fuck trying to keep it together and he’s just... talking to her like he does and getting her all worked up. since he absolutely livesssss to fluster her !

i have no doubt that they fucked while she was supposed to be patrolling LMFAO. probably more than once to be honest. more than twice. idk let’s just say that she def looks forward to patrolling with ub more than she used to

FAMILY.

do they plan on having children/or have children?

hell no

if so, how many children do they want/have?

none

AFFECTION.

who likes to cuddle?

sofía does and it takes him a longggg time to warm up to it

who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?

mason of course LMAO dirty talk in the ear here, an ass grab there. ya know. that kind of stuff KJSFKKJFD

who struggles to keep their hands to themselves?

mason again ! sofía is definitely curvaceous in the ass area [yes she has a fat ass and she deserves it] and he Does Not want to keep his hands off of her.

how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?

sofía is hot natured and it bugs the shit out of mason so he would grumble and move away... if he stayed :/

what is their favourite non-sexual activity?

stargazing! tbh i hc mason as lowkey really enjoying astronomy bc space is so quiet and calm and dark LMAO his ideal place <3 SDKJFKSJD

where is their favourite place to cuddle?

he doesn’t really prefer cuddling but if so, definitely after sex before the afterglow wears off

SLEEPING.

who snores?

sofía snores VERY softly and it annoys the shit out of mason but then after a while he can’t sleep without it bc she’s like his own personal noise box

if both do, who snores the loudest?

just sofía snores !

do they share a bed or sleep separately?

share a bed (reluctantly at first)

if they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?

so they always cozy up with each other at first, but since mason doesn’t need that much sleep in the first place he moves away when he’s uncomfortable/wakes up

what do they wear to bed?

sofía usually wears a tank top, free boobs it, and wears patterned pajama shorts that she’s had for years (mason always hates the pattern of the shorts bc he thinks they’re hideous, but he loves the way they hug her hips and ass). he’s usually shirtless, which is definitely weird since his senses get really overwhelmed. but the feeling of being pressed up against her and hearing her heartbeat blocks out any of his discomfort.

are either of them insomniacs?

sofía is a horrible insomniac. she’s usually up early and goes to bed late. she’s convinced she can run on a couple hours of sleep and coffee, but usually crashes on her days off and sleeps for like 12+ hours.

can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?

not to be h*rny but i mean usually if she can’t sleep he wears her out LMAO

do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?

usually she wraps her arms around him and he drapes his arms around her.

who wakes up with bed hair?

both of them LMAO

who wakes up first?

mason. he’s usually gone first, too.

who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?

mason would never, but sofía definitely does it for him depending on if he’s injured or angry at her

what is their favourite sleeping position?

she loves being the big spoon sometimes but mason much prefers being pressed up against her back, so she’s usually the little spoon. normally after he leaves, she sleeps on her stomach.

do they set an alarm each night?

she sets an alarm for herself but it’s purely a vibrating alarm because she’s scared she’s gonna hurt mason’s ears.

who has nightmares?

sofía. definitely. she hid it at first but started opening up to him about it and now without a word, he can tell what she’s seen, so he wordlessly comforts her.

can a television be found in their bedroom?

nope ! sofía is weird about always feeling productive and having her tv in her room makes her feel like she’s wasting the day away (even if she rots on the couch all weekend)

who has ridiculous dreams?

also sofía. mason doesn’t dream much in general, but she has the most wild dreams that are always completely out of left field. sometimes he’s in them and he can tell with the way she looks at him the following morning what type of dream it was KSDJFKJDFK

who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?

hmm, i’d have to say sofía again. she’s not a wild sleeper, but she does tend to lift her leg and tuck her arm under her head when she’s not cuddling him.

who makes the bed?

mason never makes the bed LMAO and she’s a neat freak

what time is bed time?

they’re both night owls, but just whenever she passes out from exhaustion mainly

any routines/rituals before bed?

sofía has a whole skincare routine since she wears makeup daily. 

who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

mason’s always grumpy, but sofía never wakes up angry unless she was woken up when she thought she’d have more time to sleep 

WORK.

who is the busiest?

both are pretty busy all the time, a fact that annoys the hell out of both

who rakes in the highest income?

um well mason doesn’t ever want for anything bc the agency provides them with everything. i mean cigs are expensive as hell so idk ??? i’m assuming he makes more than her.

are any of them unemployed?

nope !

who takes the most sick days?

mason. usually only if he knows he can get away with it bc he wouldnt wanna deal with griping

what are their jobs?

human liaison / detective and an agent

who sucks up to their boss?

sofía KSDFJSJKDF she sucks up to the captain

who is more likely to turn up late to work?

sofía may be a hard worker but she’s usually a few minutes late since she has to look good

who stresses the most?

sofía ofc lmao she can get pretty high strung over certain situations!

do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?

mason (confirmed by mishka) doesn’t have aspirations past being on ub, so i think he’s fine where he is and he’s putting his talents to use. i think sofía didn’t care much for her job at all, but she was hoping being a detective was going to be a change. she was pretty aimless until unit bravo showed up, so i think she’s happy with her job now.

are they financially stable?

definitely! sofía paid off her student loans pretty diligently since wayhaven is a cheap place to live (i’m assuming) 

HOME.

who does the washing?

sofía bc like i said she’s a neat freak

who takes out the trash?

mason bc he ‘hates hearing her whine’ but he’s being nice

who does the ironing?

sofía bc she’s always looking nice and fresh and mason is wearing casual clothes that are prob wrinkled as hell

who does the cooking?

sofía ! she’s an enthusiastic cook but she’s still learning. she messes up a lot but she loves trying new recipes

who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?

mason would purposefully burn down the house. arsonist vibes

who is messier?

mason. a lot less possessions but somehow cares less about where they are in the house.

who leaves the toilet roll empty?

neither? ig?

who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?

mason bc he just strips and throws his shit everywhere

who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?

probably both.

who answers the telephone?

sofía ! she’s way more professional

who mows the lawn?

god could mason even handle the sound of a lawn mower? i’m assuming they’d live somewhere remote and not that grassy to avoid that LMAO

who does the vacuuming?

sofía ! neat freak 

who does the groceries?

sofía again ! she’s very much an adult who does shit on her own and doesn’t really need mason’s help SDJKDFJ plus she likes feeling productive and running errands !

who takes the longest to shower?

sofía again – mason showers but i mean.... it’s painful when it happens so. sofía is one of those people that shaves her entire body methodically, exfoliates, all of that shit

MISCELLANEOUS.

is money a problem?

no because mason isn’t a huge spender but sofía does like to splurge sometimes. but it’s never enough to like wear their pockets thin. they live comfortably !

how many cars do they own?

probably 2! mason really just needs his for the cover since.... he can ya know.... just run everywhere LMAO

what’s their song?

well mason hates music LMAO but

do they live in the city or in the country?

country. mason couldn’t handle it! close though that sofía could still visit the city and get her fill, but far away enough that mason is content.

do they own their home or do they rent?

hmm in wayhaven definitely an apartment at first ! idk if mason’s huge on homeowning. i mean does he rly care? if its dark and quiet he’s happy

do they enjoy their surroundings?

sofía felt stuck and purposeless till mason showed up. she likes it a lot more now, but mason is still reluctant. they both tolerate it for each other, though.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?

mason is protective as hell so he’s worrying ab her even if he doesn’t wanna admit it. and sofía is just worrying if he’s actually thinking about her or not. and she’s missing him of course. but also i think that overall mason could kind of go about his life but sofía couldn’t if they were away you know? she’d be reminded of him constantly but he could hold himself together.

where did they first meet?

at her office !

who spends the most money when out shopping?

def sofía.

who’s more likely to flash their assets?

hmm if this is an innuendo, mason. if this is just being flashy, def sofía. she’s got a couple expensive items she wears on the regular.

any mental issues?

sofía is generally pretty anxious and a huge empath so she can fall into depressive episodes quite easily. and she’s definitely traumatized from murphy

who finds it amusing when the other trips over?

mason definitely laughs at sofía when she falls KSJDFKSDJKF

who’s terrified of bugs?

sofía’s scared, not terrified ! she would rather save a bigger bug like a spider instead of killing them

who kills the spiders around the house?

mason. he begrudgingly stomps on them if sofía chickens out of saving it. BUT after the first couple times, he just sighs and gathers it in his hands before letting it go outside.

do they have any fears for their future?

sofía is afraid of mason finding a replacement for her since she’s terirified he doesn’t care about her the same way she does as him. she’s scared she’ll get stuck in a rut again. she’s scared she’ll come face to face with murphy again. she’s scared of coming across another supernatural like murphy. she’s scared of a LOT of things. mason, however, is more nervous about protecting her.

their favourite place?

rooftops, cliffsides, anywhere they can stargaze away from the sounds of the town. and mason’s bedroom bc he has a lot more ~things~ to offer there LMAO

who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?

sofía would, but she’d never actually do it bc she knows mason wouldn’t like it

who pays the bills?

hmm both of them? not sure

who’s the tallest?

mason ! sofía is ab 5′2 / 5′3 give or take

who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?

mason definitely. and he’s done it before and he’ll do it over and over LMAO

who wanders around in their underwear?

definitely sofía. she doesn’t have to try hard to get his attn but she reserves a few lace thongs JUST for that occasion

who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?

sofía and mason hates it LMAO he prefers when she just hums along. it’s wayyyy more soothing

what do they tease each other about?

mason teases sofía about blushing so much and she teases him about his smoking habit

who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?

sofía at mason, definitely KSDFKJSDKJF she sees his henley with the neckline stretched out, wrinkled, with some cigarette burns and she just. gets so mad KJSDFJKSDJKF she’s so stylish compared to him

who crushed first?

sofía definitely had a crush first, but mason was physically attracted to her first

any alcohol or substance related problems?

nope ! sofía enjoys alcohol but nothing extreme.

who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?

sofía, definitely LMAO she has a little bit of a party girl in her that doesn’t come out that often but when it does....

who swears the most?

mason, usually. but when sofía’s upset, she has the mouth of a sailorrrrr

––––

[captain-jinguji]

Would I be able to ask for Otoya for the SFW alphabet? Thanks again for the awesome work! 💖❤️

You're welcome love ! I'm glad you enjoy it ❤

OTOYA ITTOKI SFW ALPHABET

Argument: Do they argue? How bad does it get?

This boy will not start an argument and will cry if you do. Don't even bring it up. It never gets bad because he will feel so bad and immediately apologize. 

Babies: fur baby, scaly baby, or no baby?

Fur baby!!! He definitely wants a big dog that cuddles and plays with him 

Cocktails: are they extroverted? Introverted? Both? With their s/o? 

Extroverted and that doesn't change. Is super open and likes to make new friends. 

Dance: would they encourage their s/o to join the industry? How would they take it if they did?

Oh he would love it!!! He would totally go to all your concerts and make you come to his and maybe even put out a song together? He'd be super excited and doesnt see the negatives of this lol 

Exit: Do they like to travel? Where would they want to go? 

Oh definitely likes to go anywhere with a beach and lots of sunshine! Any country around the Mediterranean is definitely his go to. 

Food: what's their favorite date with their s/o?

Oh oh oh he loves the cute little picnic dates he does with his s/o ! Especially when they watch the sunset together. 

Grease: what's something special they made for their s/o? 

Wrote them a song! He's definitely cheesy like that and actually does it all the time but theres one song thats reserved for just his s/o's ears.

Honesty: would they ever hide something from their s/o? 

Lmao no hes an open book just ask him anything and he will honestly answer it. Doesnt see the point in hiding anything from someone so special to him. 

Independence: what type of lover are they? Clingy or carefree? 

Clingy af. Wants to be around you 24/7 and hold some part of you. Wants you to know that he truly loves you 

Jealous: are they a jealous person?

Not really but there are moments when he does get jealous, those are just really rare. Trusts you with all his heart. 

Kindness: how far would they go for their s/o? Ride or die kind of thing?

Definitely a ride or die. Will do anything and go anywhere for his s/o.

Love: what's their love type? 

Quality time. He literally spends every free minute with his s/o and will not leave them alone. If you liked your alone time, kiss that goodbye lol. 

Mouth: where's their favorite place to kiss?

Your lips! Theyre so soft and have a nice color. It makes him blush every time but he just cant resist them. 

No: anything they wouldnt do with or for their s/o? 

Commit a crime? Lol hes too wholesome for that. 

Odor: what's their favorite scent? On a s/o?

Beach or vanilla. Just loves the salty ocean in his nose but also digs vanilla

PDA: how open are they to PDA 

Very open. Doesnt have anything against it. Has an arm around you or holds your hand all the time. 

Questions: will they be an open book or not? 

Definitely. He doesnt need to hide anything from the person he loves.

Reserved: what's something that only his s/o would know about? 

How lonely he sometimes feels. He loves his friends and is naturally a very happy person but sometimes he needs a minute and wants to break down and cry because the idol life can get pretty tough. 

Serious: how long until they start to get really serious with their s/o? 

Is serious from the beginning. He wants to give his all to his s/o and doesnt hold back.

Type: what's their type in a s/o ?

The dorky kind. The kind that wants to be around him just as much as he wants to be around them. The one that loves with everything and isnt afraid to do fun things with him, even if it can be embarrassing.  

Untouched: have they been in a relationship before? How many? 

Totally fresh to this which is exactly why he can be so clingy. He doesnt want to let go. 

Very: what's something they're really good at outside of music? 

Soccer! Loves the sport and if he wasnt a musician he probably wouldve played soccer professionally.

Weird: what's something odd or weird about them?

He likes to be carried around. Like on his s/o shoulders or in his arms. 

Xylophone: their favorite part about you? Physically? Mentally? 

Physically its your legs. They look so good to him and he always encourages you wearing shorts to show them. Mentally he loves your humor! You guys can laugh together for hours.

Yearning: would they like a family? How many kids? 

Definitely wants a family and as many kids as you guys can handle lolol hes such a family person.

Zebra: Do they change throughout their relationship? Are they truly themselves? 

No he's always true to himself and what you see is what you get. 

[akhcnd]

* ↪ mishti rahman. she/her. cisfemale. ╱ i thought i saw jade akhand getting questioned by the police. the twenty-two year old is in their third year at west bridge studying fashion design. they were at manon’s party because she was forcing herself out of her comfort zone. do you think they had something to do with her death? + a mixed smell of lavender and vanilla, broken promises, and the sigh of relief when you’re finally alone.

hi, pals! it’s ya resident dumbass, claire, from the est. i’m currently on my game of thrones shit, so i’m probably gonna be screaming for the next couple of hours. bear with me, okay? i’ve been lurking this rp for SO LONG, and i made sure to wait until finals were over so i could devote my time to it. needless to say, i’m real exited to finally be able to join. uwu anyway, here’s my baby jade! fair warning, i haven’t played a character like her in a WHILEE... so let’s get right into it. tw: mentions of anxiety

shy girlie!! she’s always been that way. it wasn’t until she got older that she realized it ran deeper than just being shy. it was when she realized she was checking the way she moved, the way she talked, the way she crossed her legs when sitting, the way she cut the crusts off her sandwiches that it wasn’t just your typical shyness. eventually, she was told she had anxiety, and that made her reactions and thoughts make a lot more sense.

because of this, she wasn’t really the type to have a lot of friends. it’s not that she didn’t want them. oooohhh, she wanted them a WHOLE lot - the kind of friends that she would watch in the movies at home. she’d had a couple of them growing up, but it wasn’t what she had wanted. something was missing, and she was sure it was because of her. maybe she just wasn’t outgoing enough or fun enough. the list goes on. she was never someone’s best friend. at least, not in her eyes. she was always #2. 

being alone so much did help out in the long run tho. it gave her a lot of time to focus on her studies which eventually got her into west bridge. she’s here on scholarship, which makes the party situation a lot more dangerous for her. if she loses that, she’ll def have to leave, so she holding onto hope that nothing happens 

it also gave her a lot of time to go through her mom’s things, and one of the things she found & enjoyed the most was a basket full of old vogue magazine’s her mom had received in the mail when she was much younger. it was through this that led to her love of fashion. she lost herself in the details, focusing on every stitch of the fabric. a big lover of clothes, likes to pair different things up and pose in the mirror. made sketches all the time. 

when it comes to family, it’s p much your standard. she’s an only child and her mother was a stay at home mom until her last yr of high school when she got a part-time position as a paralegal. she’s a total mama’s girl. loves her mom with all of her heart. her mom is basically her best friend so they’re super close. she cried for a while when her parents left her at west bridge. she also takes any free time she has to call her mom. she loves her a lot dad too but because he was gone working a lot, the bond is just not AS strong as w her mother but strong enough. she’s pretty open with her parents, and the party is like the one thing she knows she’s gonna keep hidden for the rest of her life. 

she started out as a nursing major, a bsn specifically. it was a sensible degree. she knew it would make her a decent wage and she wouldn’t worry about funds in the future. it wasn’t what she loved, though, and that led her to change to fashion design in the spring of her first semester. she knows it might be risky, but she’s willing to work hard. she’s still scared of failing tho. 

she made a plan when she got to west bridge to make a new life for herself. she told herself college would be different and she wouldn’t be so scared of going places and meeting ppl. welllll, that didn’t happen. she was really confined to her dorm or stuck to her phone when out in public. mostly focused on doing her work at first. 

she’s probably made a few friends here and there?? probably not like SUPER CLOSE friends but more like some ppl who would sit with her if they had the same class or would smile at her if they saw each other. something like that?? plots, plots, plots

by her third year, she was fed up with being the shy, nervous, introverted girl. she had overheard others talking about manon’s party. she knew who manon was, but they had never really interacted. she made a plan to show up, even though her heart had told her not to. going to a party probably wasn’t the best way to start stepping out of her comfort zone, but she had made the decision and she was sticking to it. clearly that paid off lmao

going to the party did pay off in a lot of ways. she’s connected to a lot of other people in a way she’s never been. they all have a shared secret, much like friends would. though, she knows that’s a little too optimistic of a way to think about it. it probably opened the doors to a lot more interaction, but it’s also added more fears to the list she had before.

random facts !!

has an irrational fear that everyone’s like,,, staring at her & thinking she’s weird. really wants everyone to like her but she’s not sure how to make that happen (news flash, it won’t, jade).  

very interested in strong female leads. wishes she could be them. 

loves books, reads a lot bc she has a lot of spare time due to the fact that her social life is pretty much dead

she’s v nice! kind of awkward! gets ahead of herself sometimes! gets nervous when she has to repeat herself bc ppl can’t hear her! soft spoken!

really lives through her instagram. not to brag, but her insta is the fucking shit!! the theme is iconic. her own little fake personal life for those to see back home

pansexual ! let’s here it for that !

pretends she’s not but is really a hopeless romantic! *hint hint nudge nudge* break her heart. BREAK HER HEART ! do it >:)

has a job in the school library ! basically just reshelves books n things. her thoughts on the job? it’s aight 

and to mention the broken promises thing, it’s party due to her anxiety and partly due to a variety of fears she has! she’s rlly a messy bitch !

okay so that’s basically it for now ! i ofc wanna develop her and to also make plots with all you lovely ppl so hit me up !! either on the tumblr ims or discord (  tell cersei#5135 )! anyway, i’m really excited to start writing with you all ! 

[fernweh-s]

2-60 Even numbers only 😊

lmao that’s……..so many but I’m mad bored so aiight. 😂🤷

2: Age - 28 (I’m gettin’ ooooold 😭😭) 4: 3 things I love - Thunderstorms, starry skies, lavender/vanilla scented everything.6: 4 turns off - Bad hygiene, people who aren’t straight forward w/ me about their intentions, men whose entire personality is nonexistent beyond them being horny, someone expressing way too much interest/attraction to me while I’m still tryna figure out how I feel about them (basically don't be in love w/ me before I'm even sure of whether or not I like you, that shit scares me off SO fast).8: Sexual orientation - Pansexual10: How tall am I - smol, I’m only 5′2″12: What time were I born - 7:44pm14: Do I have a crush - Lmao I’ve got a ‘crush’ on like every cute person I see, but not like a legit one, nah, not for a while now. :(16: Favorite place - Bed. Not even necessarily my bed. Just, a bitch loves being in bed, u kno??18: Do I use sarcasm - Me? Use sarcasm? Nah, never. 🤪20: First thing I notice in new person - Prolly what they look like, I guess?22: Eye color - Brown24: Favorite style of clothing - Idk tbh?? I just wear shit that’s comfy/that I can afford, y’all…(There’s no 26 apparently???)28: Favorite movie - Ponyo on the Cliff by the sea.30: Favorite band - lmao honestly I don’t know??? Ya girl is still in her FOB and P!ATD phase..32: Someone I love - My cat. 🐈34: My relationship with my parents - lmaoooooo lets not open THAT can of worms.36: Tattoos and piercing i have - No tattoos bc I am a) a broke ass bitch and b) an indecisive bitch, I’ve had my lip pierced since I was like??? 14/15 tho!38: The reason I joined Tumblr - Boredom prolly??? I don’t even remember tbh.40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - :( No, not anymore, I got nobody to get them from. :(((((((((42: When did I last hold hands? - lmaooo this is really starting to make me sad y’all. I ain’t held hands in like??? Two years???44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? - Ye *rubs my legs together* smoooth46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? - Prolly a doctor/nurse at a hospital bc I don’t think booze and heart meds mix well 😂😂😂48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - Mum (& grandmum)50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - Nope.52: When was the last time I hugged someone? - UH prolly w/e I last hung out w/ my best friend54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? - Nah, I ain’t in the habit of trusting many people.56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - The love of my life/ my future hubby/wife. Where that motherfucker at????????58: What’s my strangest talent? - I can make all my fingers bend at just the first joint, that’s sorta weird, yeah??60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - Idk it depends tbh

[peachiejihoonie]

kang daniel - fuckboi!au

after get ugly, how can you not imagine this

tbh he’s more like a close friend of yours that you tolerate  

super super flirty you know he has multiple people on him but he calls you his “favorite”

“i could eat here all day with you” grins at you then back at his food 

someone could make a stupid dick joke and he’s smirking one of those “you know you want this” smirk

and it’s directed to you and only you 

if you were to lay your legs across his lap, he’d pull them up since they were “slipping” but he leaves his hand on your thighs ??????

is the type to check out girls when you hang out like i can see the both of you at a table and you guys are like chillin n drinkin some boba and someone would walk past him and he’s drinking his drink and his eye brows are raised, eyes never leaving the girl

or he does the nudge and nod thing while grinning 

waits for you after school cause he’s your ride 

and the daily is him leaning against car, swinging his keys on his fingers and checking his phone 

“why can’t u just wait in the car????” 

“cause i know u enjoy the view baby girl” fingers under ur chin as he does a signature squish smile to tease u and walks around the car to get in 

starts the engine and looks hot as he runs his fingers through your hair 

“where to?” 

hAND ON THE BACK OF YOUR CHAIR, ARM IN UR VIEW AS HE’S BA CKI N  UP, ONE HAND T URN I N TH E WH E E L  !!! 

you think its over 

but then he puts his hand on your thigh 

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌

imagine late night dinners with him

like yall have a tuesday night rituals of just eating at a diner 

with really shitty chili cheese fries and burgers 

oddly enough, you both like the strawberry milkshake with an extra scoop of vanilla ice cream

he loves surprises

and never fails to mention it constantly 

sitting in a car till 2 in the morning

having casual conversations about his hook ups 

“yea, she was alright but i mean i’ve had better” he shrugged 

and you roll your eyes every time 

“kang daniel, no one is ever good enough for you” 

“well yea cause the best has never bothered to hook up with me” he smirks over at you

will N E V E R stop trying honestly boy is persistent 

but the worst part is, he’s not annoying

he’s sO slick about it, like he’s so sMOOTh

like he’s not thirsty and beggin for entrance inside ur pants

he’s just playing with th e loops on the waistband 

figuratively and physically

arms around your waist as you guys walk down the street

blames it on the fact that you’re too slow not cause he’s thirsty or anything

omg imagine going to a party with you 

is lw protective?? but not really ?? 

you wore something tight and slightly revealing and he groans 

“did you really have to go full hoe tonight ????” 

when u get a little too drunk, he’s making consistent check ups

he doesn’t need any sleazy asshole tryin to pick you up

but at the same time, he’s quite distracted by the girl he’s making out with

then he hears ur giggle just pass him like a wind

he detaches his lips from whoever that is and sees that some random boy has his body slung over yours

seems like he’s leading you upstairs 

oooOOOH HEEEELLL N O O 

and he’s dashing over to you 

he yanks the guy off you 

“are you trying to take advantage of her?” he asks, voice deep and glare deadly

“nnOOooO daniel, he’s m y freind!!!” u slurred and giggled 

“you heard them, we’re chill” and he nods over to you with a smirk 

“what’s his name then?” he’d ask you, eyes rolling 

“i dunno !!!” u laughed

and that’s enough for him to punch the guy right in the nose 

which leads to lots of attention 

“heeEEeeeyYY !! nOT ok Ay!!!!” u messily tried to push him off

instead, daniel just pulls you behind him 

the guy is getting up, ears red of anger and he tries to throw punch at daniel 

but daniel just kicks him down might i say lookin pretty hot too like dayum 

“don’t even bother you idiot” he hovered over the dude before he leads you over him and out of the party 

of course he’s sobered up so he drives you home 

but goddamn can you not shut the fuck up ??? 

“daniel, that w AS soOoOO hOT” u groaned and leaned against the seat 

“mhm thats nice babe” 

“nO serioUsLY suP Er hOT”

and he’s having the time of his life just listening to u be dumb

when he gets you home, he tucks your whiney ass in and leaves a cup of water and some painkillers on your nightstand

and he’s satisfied with just you mumbling a thank you as he leaves to sleep on your couch

you wake him and he’s just teasing you all morning

honestly, you guys are pretty close 

like who else does he tell his hook up stories to besides seungwoo?? no one 

he trusts you a lot but of course he’d never say that

and you know he cares for you a lot so you put a lot of trust in him too

every time anything gets boarderline cheesy or “friendship is magic!”-y, he’ll throw a pick up line at you 

“you know dan, you really aint that bad” 

“well anything for u baby girl” and he winks 

but you’re both fully aware you two would never date

it was just weird ????? like dan and u r just friends honestly 

even if you do respond to sex jokes like once or twice 

you guys just have this weird bond ?? 

though he seems real chill nd cooOoooOoOOOoooL, he’s a real cutie/sweetie 

you’d never forget when you saw him fanboy about his cats 

“well, i love all different types of pussys” and cue wink 

overall, gr8 friendship 

but he’s horny 24/7 

there is a slight chance that you guys might hook up once just cause he’s desperate aF 

i see him pinning you down on the bed and he’s like 

“don’t you just love surprises?” he’d grin down at you 

but definitely prefers you straddling him

leaves way too many hickeys honestly he needs to chill

makes u wear his shirt “just this one time please oh please” 

boner pt2

always LOL’s about it to you 

“remember when we made ou-”

“yes daniel i know, i was there” 

ya’ll have such a weird bond but i mean its one thicc bond 

haha i know this is scenario was hecka random but i was just getting pretty bored with the demigod au. that doesn’t mean i’m gonna stop writing them LOL don’t worry. i just needed some variety. hope that it doesn’t upset anyone !!! thanks 4 reading again ya’lls 

also, probably not gonna make this into a series because there’s already a decent amount of fuckboi aus of wannaone and this was just a random thingy in my head

also had a royals au planned out but someone else is doing that so i can’t do that either lmao

and also @parkjmini 👀👀👀👀👀

[peggyfromtheblockk]

Get to Know the Blogger

Hey! So, I’ve realized aside from a few comments here and there, I haven’t really talked on here at all! This sad thought made me realize it was time to share a lot of unnecessary stuff so maybe you can get a basic--detailed--idea of who I am. So here’s a bunch of word vomit and feel free to come talk to me, I promise I’m a lot nicer than a lot of my answers make me seem lol

Name: You can call me E.

Age: 20

Zodiac sign: Aries

Height: 5’7

Languages spoken: English but I do remember a few random words of Spanish

Nationality & Location: American and Michigan

Work: Currently working in the infant room at a daycare

Favorite fruit: Blueberries

Favorite scent: Lavender, vanilla, or apple

Favorite animal: I really love otters and llamas

Favorite fictional character: Dana Scully of course (though, I do have a soft spot for Stella Gibson)

Favorite candy: KitKat’s but currently I’ll devour almost any chocolate given to me

Favorite holiday: Christmas and Halloween. But probably Halloween more because I love the prep and the actual day, whereas I just really love the prep for Christmas

Favorite season: I really like autumn because my hometown and college towns are so beautiful but I love spring because I love everything coming back to life

Favorite Social Media? Twitter, but like, stan twitter

Favorite thing about where you live? I just love that I have some of my favorite people within literal minutes of me. It’s a really comforting feeling. And we have a fair every year which is gross but entertaining at the same time

Favorite swear word? Probably shit, but fuck and damn do escape quite often

What are you listening to:  As of right now When I Kissed The Teacher from MM2

What Books Are You Reading? I have three books I haven’t finished and haven’t touched in like two months. We, Beaches, and Yes Please

What Time Do You Usually Go To Bed? Around 1 in the morning usually

What Makes You Happy? A lot of things, though I don’t always realize that. I’m usually an “It’s the little things” person too. BUT to answer, Gillian and msr never fail to make me happy

What Are You Craving Right Now? I could smash a plate of spaghetti right now

What Is Your Gender? Female (she/her pronouns)

What Is Your Sexuality? Bisexual but I’m definitely like 85% women, 15% men

What’s The Next Movie You Want To See In Theaters? MAMMA MIA 2 IM SO EXCITED

What Eye Colour Do You Find Sexiest? I’m a sucker for blue eyes

What Do You Wear To Bed? A tee and shorts usually but if I’m in The Mood I’ll wear just a tee (Yes, That Mood)

What Sounds Are Your Favourite? I love the sound of a campfire and babies laughing or babbling literally melts my heart

What’s the first thing you notice about people? Usually, their eyes but I’m drawn to those with a bright genuine smile

What’s something that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Being With My People. They never fail to make me feel warm and fuzzy. Also when I get a cute little note from my favorite professor on an assignment because she is like the light of my life  

What are your hobbies? When I’m not in school I like to read and I’m able to write some. During school, you can find me watching x files, sleeping, or enjoying movies or music

What’s your favorite book? I love anything by Laurie Halse Anderson and really anything in the YA genre

What inspires you? Gillian is really inspiring to me because of all the work she does to help others. Bette Midler too

What’s your favorite place in the whole world? well, ok. So, I love Mackinac Island because it’s so beautiful and peaceful (even with thousands of tourists covering the tiny location) but I also just love when I’m with my people. When I’m with one of My People wherever we are, that’s my favorite place because I’m really happy. Also, I really love my work because nothing exists outside those four walls except the babies I take care of

What do you typically have for breakfast? A big cup of coffee and the occasional bagel or bowl of cereal

What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? The first semester of my sophomore year I had this 60-70 page case study due for the end of the term for an education class. For at least a week I would stay up until about 5 am working on it, go to sleep, get up at 7:30 am and do it all over again. That’s been my most stressful and sleep deprived time of my life so far and just looking bad makes me shudder. At least I got a 99% on it

What makes you angry? A lot of things. Let’s not get into that.

What makes you nervous? Uh, everything. But thinking about the real part of my future (bills, working, adulting) really gets me going

Do you wear glasses: Yes and these specific frames fucking suck and my eyes keep getting worse (my doctor told me I’d need surgery before I turned 30, wtf thanks dude)

Do You Have Freckles? Yes and it used to bother me how many I have but thanks to fics that mention Scully’s, I’ve become fond of them

Do You Sing In The Shower? When my family or suitemates aren’t home, then yes I usually belt it all out but usually, I stick to humming

Do You Collect Anything? Postcards and shot glasses. And llama things now too apparently

Do You Prefer To Swim In A Pool Or The Ocean? Pool because it’s clean and I can see the bottom

Do You Study Better With Or Without Music? It depends on the subject or the task but I almost always need some type of constant sound

Do You Save Money Or Spend It? Save it usually but I also tend to spend it all on a big impulse purchase

Do You Have Any Obsessions Right Now? That’s why I’m here lmao

Do You Have Strange Dreams? Alright so I just started taking Zoloft and before it, my dreams would be weird but like unrealistic-weird, like having-a-bad-trip-weird. But since starting the med, my dreams have become realistically-weird, like sometimes I wake up and question if that all really happened

Do You Make Your Bed In The Morning? When I’m at school, yes, but when I’m home I usually just say fuck it because I’ll be back in it at least 8 more times

Do You Like To Read / Write? I love to read (fics, duh) but I do try my hand at writing but I struggle to finish anything and I’m terrified to post any of my work on here

Do You Have Any Homework Right Now? If So, What Is It About? YES and it’s just barely halfway into summer break and I’ve got a huge assignment due the first day back

Do You Get Homesick? Sometimes but I really do love my college life and wouldn’t change it

Do You Wear Jeans Or Sweats More? A mix but because of work, jeans most days

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Sarcasm is my middle name

Do you believe in miracles? Yeah I think so

Do you have any special talents? I don’t think so but I’m good at taking care of kids. Sometimes my supervisor calls me the baby whisperer lol

Do you have any pets? Three cats and a dog and some succulents

Do you have any siblings? A little (half) brother and then technically I have four other half-siblings but they don’t know I exist

Do you believe in the paranormal? Absolutely. A big secret of mine….I actually could, and sometimes still can interact with spirits...Just call me Mrs. Spooky

Do you play any instruments? Nope but somehow I have managed to have a guitar and a keyboard in my possession. I do sing though and was in choir for 7 years

Do you have any crushes? Do celebrities or fictional characters count? If no, then no

Do you have any bad and/or anxious habits? I just have panic attacks a lot lmao and I tend to get really bitchy and mean when I’m anxious which I feel bad about but I can’t stop it

Do you believe in anything enough to fight for it? My right to marry whoever I want and have kids with whoever I want and be in control of my body. There’s probably more but those have been on my mind today

Do you keep a journal? Yeah a few actually but I lose motivation after a little bit and it takes so much to start it over

Do you like your age? Yes and no. I’m an adult which is cool and all but like….most of my friends are old enough to drink and it really pisses me off that I’m 9 months short of legally doing that. I’m super responsible and mature for my age like what will 9 months do to change that? It’s just stupid that I can join the military and go thousands of dollars into debt but I can’t have a glass of wine with my mom at a block party. UGH. American laws  S U C K

Do you like your own name? Yes, I love my name. When I was a kid I hated it, I didn’t get the sentiment of being named after someone. I finally got the sentiment around the time my grandma started getting sick. Now that she’s gone, I know just how blessed I am to carry on the legacy of my full name and try to make her proud.

Do you have any scars? Oh plenty, I’m really clumsy. My most notable is the one on my thumb from a freak childhood accident that nearly cut my entire thumb pad off. What a wild time

Do you have a strong accent? I’m from Michigan so apparently, I have a strong Midwestern accent but I don’t hear it. But anytime I’m on the phone/skyping with my friend from Missouri, she always points it out and laughs

Do you talk to yourself? Probably too much but also not in the way that I think is expected. I’m just constantly talking in my head like a constant tv interview about whatever the fuck I’m thinking about which 99% of the time is msr lol

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: All of the above

Beer or wine or neither: W I N E

When was your blog created: I knew this was the place to find the best gifs and fics and I wanted to be in the fandom more since I’m so new. Also, I wanted to try my hand at fic writing but I continue to lose the motivation or the courage to write/post

Last movie you’ve seen: Hotel Transylvania is pretty much on repeat in my house thanks to my little brother, so most likely it’s that

First job: My first job was customer service/field hand on a blueberry patch but my first legit legal job is/was at a daycare

Pet peeve: The first I can think of is slow walkers because I walk so fast because my legs are like a mile long

The color of your eyes: Green but they used to be giant sky-blue saucers

Night owl/day person: I don’t like getting up before 9 but past midnight I’m a grouch

Tattoos:  None yet, but I have two planned, it’s just a matter of money and timing

Like to cook: Not really but I can cook enough to survive which is typical for college

Grab The Book Nearest To You, Turn To Page 20 Give the last two lines: “Action: Today I will be kind to myself. Affirmation: This is who I am, and I feel glad to be me” - We

Last Person You Cried In Front Of? I cried while holding a baby at work because my shift is changing so things will be different and also my hormones are really out of whack right now

If You Were A Crayon What Colour Would You Be? Any shade of purple

Name One Movie That Made You Cry: Beaches is my go-to crying movie, same goes for Steel Magnolias (what a typical answer, I know)

If I Handed You A Concert Ticket Right Now, Who Would You Want The Performer To Be? Cher, Reba, DD, Bette Midler or Straight No Chaser. Reba especially though because she’s going to be near me soon but it's a 21+ event and I’m nine months short of that so I’m really pissed I can’t go

Would You Rather Carve Pumpkins Or Wrap Presents? Carve pumpkins but I do a damn good job wrapping too

Did You Like Swinging As A Child? Do You Still Get Excited When You See A Swing Set? I loved it even though it made me sick. There’s a park down the street from my campus so if I’m really upset, I’ll go down there and blast my headphones and swing until I forget what’s happening. It’s really therapeutic

Name Something That Relaxes You: I have some relaxing instrumental playlists and I’ll put one of them on, turn on my lavender oil diffuser, and hop in a nice hot shower (and the hot water at college doesn’t run out so I can pretty much be in there for like ever really) or I’ll watch a fav movie that tends to soothe me

Scary movie or happy endings? Happy endings give me life. The fluffier the better

When was the last time you cried? I’m sure I’ve cried today and just don’t remember. There’s literally not a day that goes by that I don’t shed tears but I literally cry so easy (This video or this video will make me cry almost instantly)

Where would you like to visit? I’ve wanted to visit Barcelona and California since I was a kid but in the past 4 years I’ve really wanted to visit New York and Greece

Describe your favorite people in the whole world? I’ll just sum all five of them up with they literally make me feel so warm, happy, and validated. I love them so much I could cry just thinking about them. And don’t get me started with Gillian because I do often cry when I think  about her I just really love her a lot ok

Who would be your ideal partner? Gillian Anderson, Dana Scully, or Fox Mulder of course. No, but I want someone who’s like me morals/humor wise

Most used phrase? Right now I’m really into saying “Yikes” but “god fucking dammit” leaves my mouth A LOT

Most used word? Probably “like” as much as I hate to admit it

Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert 100% except when I’m with My People of course because I feel comfortable with them

Who was your first real crush? I had plenty of crushes during early school years but I think my first real one was on a school employee. Wowza I was head over heels for her and the very obvious knew-it-was-coming heartbreak hurt a lot

How many piercings do you have? Just my first holes in my ears but I’ve been thinking about getting my Helix pierced (upper portion of the ear)

How do you deal with stress? Uhhhh I panic first lol. I tend to listen to music—very specific songs that I know will drown out the anxiety/stress, or sometimes I’ll write what I’m feeling, go for a walk, read an absolute favorite fic in my list, watch x files, or I’ll just scroll through my thousands of pictures of GA lol

How many pillows do you sleep with? Three, sometimes four and then I have four accent pillows when I make my bed. Too many, as I’ve been told by everyone

Have you ever been to the hospital? Been to? Yes, plenty of times. Been in/admitted? No, thankfully

Have you ever met any celebrities? In 2016 I went to a rally for Hillary that Cher was speaking at so like…I was in the same room as her. AND THEN my friend shoved me up to her path as she was leaving and she touched my hand and I literally nearly passed out

Have you ever been in a position of authority? I am always deemed the mom friend so I’ll let you figure out that answer...

Have you ever drank underage? Yeah but nothing crazy. I just really like my wine. The craziest I’ve ever gotten was after I turned in that case study, I chugged half a bottle of wine (on an empty stomach), got bad heartburn, and then went to bed for like 14 hours

Are You Easily Influenced By Other People? Depends on the person, but I’d have to say no unless it’s Gillian/Scully/Stella

Are You A Picky Eater? I say yes, but compared to my brother and my uncle, no

Are You A Heavy Sleeper? Usually yes

Are Both Of Your Blood Parents Still In Your Life? Just my momma, but I do see my *gag* father around my hometown every now and again

Are you religious? Not really. I used to go to church a few years back, and then went to another church which ruined a lot of stuff for me and then I went through some tough stuff that made me question, idk

Are you a good liar? I like to think so (I say that as if lying is something I should be proud of), at least to everyone but my mom because I swear I can pull off the best lie ever and she always sees right through me

Are you a clean or messy person? My home life is messy. My room is trashed but the things that are put away are organized. But life at college is completely opposite, my dorm is very clean and organized and I clean it top to bottom every weekend

If you made it this far, thank you for putting up with my crazy long first post, and I’m sorry that I practically vomited my thoughts into a jumbled mess but I wanted to share myself with you! 

[honeybomb4thebear]

HEHEHEHEHEE YES MAAM my birthday is coming up sooooo nsfw Rantaro a-z

Happy birthday anon!! Or late birthday!! Or early!! Idk!!

Not really proud of this one, but I still hope that you enjoy it... 

RANTARO N//F*W ALPHABET

A=Aftercare - What they do/act like after sex. ⦁ He is actually pretty shy about it? Rantaro is a polite boy so he will offer to clean you up, but he is still shy about it. You can see the blush on his face as he rubs the wet, warm cloth on your private parts.

B=Bondage - Are they into BDSM, and how far they’ll go if they have a green light ⦁ Probably vanilla? Like you'd suggest BDSM stuff and he'd look at you with a "?" smile. Innocent. Ignorant. It would be kind of awkward at first, but dw he is willing to try... Probably. ⦁ Maybe daddy stuff? OH YES, DADDY KINK! He'd be your daddy. Outside of bed, he'd feel awkward about it but he absolutely loves it when you call him daddy while having sex. Since he plays a kiiiiind of a parental role in the relationship, it fits too.

C=Cum - pretty self explanatory. ⦁ Cums loads and tastes sweet too. Takes his time.

D=Dom - Are they dominant, submissive, a switch? ⦁ Dominant. An innocent, shy dominant. Yet still dominant.

E=Edgeplay - Similar to ‘Kinks’ except it’s a lot riskier than usual kinks (knifeplay, breathplay, etc.). ⦁ I doubt since his significant other's safety is quite important to him.

F=Fantasy - A fantasy of theirs (ex: a teacher/student fantasy). ⦁ The fact that his fantasy was deadass a teacher/student fantasy. Lmao. Aside from that... Hmmm... Maybe something with massages? Like, he gives you a professional massage (he somehow knows how to do it) and then one thing leads to other aaaaaaaaand... You two have sex.

G=Got Caught - How they react when they get caught having sex. ⦁ He will be scared af yet still cover you with something (ex.: blanket), then look into the person's eyes in an intimidating way and tell them to get out in a serious tone.

H=Hot Spots - A place that drives them crazy when stimulated (EX: neck). ⦁ His groin. Stimulate his groin and do nothing more, he will giggle breathlessly and call you a "shameless tease".

I=Intimacy - How romantic they are, or can be, before, during, or after sex. ⦁ He is quite romantic, he'd kiss every part of your body that he could and would definetly smile lovingly while doing so. Even though he is shy, he is still happy to see you like this so he will do his best to please you.

J=Journey - Their ideal way of leading up to sex. ⦁ Hmm, after wandering the city you've been in, you guys arrive at your hotel room. Then while having shower together, he gets turned on and let's say well, uh... Your shower doesn't take much time. Thanks god that room is soundproof.

K=Kinks - I’ll list a few of their kinks, be they the normalized ones or kinkier kinks. ⦁ All these Rantaro's cake memes made me feel like he'd be into spanking... They aren't even funny, f you guys...   ⦁ Maybe lacy, elegant lingerie?

L=Location -  Where they like to have sex at, do they like risky locations, etc. ⦁ Oh. My. God. Guys, think about it. Balcony sex with Rantaro! ⦁ Maybe in unknown alleyways of an unknown city where you two can't be seen. That's as risky as he can get. ⦁ But, he likes it in the bedroom the most.

M=Masturbation - How they are when they get themselves off, what they get themselves off to. ⦁ Not often, probably. He looks so cute like when he does, though. In his bedroom, on his huge bed, sitting at the edge with his head rolled back. He is biting his lip and his eyes are closed tight, as if he doesn't want to see himself masturbate.

N=NO - A few things that they will absolutely, under no circumstances, ever do. ⦁ Don't get freaky with him lol he is as vanilla as he could be.

O=On’s - Their top turn on’s that they have (things that’ll get them super horny super quickly). ⦁ Tease him then call him daddy. Calling him that outside of bed feels weird but when it's used carefully, it gives him an instant boner.

P=Position -  Their favourite position to have sex in. ⦁ Aquarius or good ol' doggy.

Q=Quickie - Do they like it, do they prefer quickies over actual sex, etc. ⦁ Mmm... Maybe? Like, since you guys travel around the world so much it could be a way to "create memories"... It sounded too perverted lol.

R=Rough - How rough they are, or get, when in bed. ⦁ A gentle lover, not rough unless you want him to be.

S=Stamina - How long they can go before they tap out. ⦁ Since he cums loads, I feel like not much? Still 3 to 4 times but yeah, nothing too extreme.

T=Toys - Do they use toys, do they own them, what kind, etc. ⦁ He'd be shy to actually buy them himself, yet he'd definetly buy some for you and he wouldn't say no if you wanted to use them in front of him... Or if you asked him to use them on you.

U=Unfair - How much they tease you, how they tease you, etc. ⦁ Depends, if he feels like it he'd definetly tease you. He'd tease you so much your legs would be shaking. And then he'd tell you that you should wait until you arrive at your hotel room, which causes you to punch him lightly on his arm and him laughing sheepishly.

V=Volume - How loud they get when having sex, things they might say, etc. ⦁ Not loud but when you can actually hear it, his low groans are so cute. It gets cutted off by himself because his breath hitches as well, but he is still enjoying himself a lot. If you are sucking his dick he would be murmuring about how good it feels and how lewd you look right now, along with still very low moans.

W=Wild Card - a random letter for the character of your choice. ⦁ He LOVES giving oral. Will giggle while doing so, your reactions are so adorable that his precum is leaking already...

X=X-Ray - How they look with their clothes off. ⦁ A bit of a six-pack? Not too much, but it's kind of visible. He has an elegant yet muscular body. His dick is long yet not very thick.

Y=Yearning - How often they need to have sex. ⦁ Not much. Once a week?

Z=ZZZ - How quickly they fall asleep after having sex. ⦁ He is tired, but he probably won't sleep. Maybe reads a book while peeking at you sometimes. He can't help it, you look so cute while sleeping.

[prill-ocs]

IM CROSS POSTING THIS HERE just to stuff something into the trivia tag lmao

1. Meemo: Had been topping all of the time until just recently.............his horizons have been broadened lol Raku: He's been pretty vers  in the past tbh but w/ Meemo, he's likes to be a very spoiled bottom lmao

2. M: Missionary cuz he's BORING jk it's cuz he likes seeing Raku's face R: He likes riding on top of Meemo like in cowgirl or whatever cuz it gets Meemo the most flustered. Tho also one time they spontaneously did it against the wall and uh. it left an impression.

3. Meemo is the big spoon most of the time, but mostly due to his size. BUT it's hard to spoon cuz of Raku's tails lmao so they're usually facing each other

4. Monogamousssssss 

 5.  idk boring answer lingerie lmao 

 6.  M: Secretly likes Raku's fluffy tails.....very calming effect when he pets them R: MEEMO'S MONSTER DONGGGGGG

8. M: HE WAS A CLEAN SLATEEEEE AND now he's steadily climbed up to maybe.....a 

6. He's still pretty vanilla but now he's getting.....venturous. R: I think he's a 6 or 7. He's not like. Into completely freaky shit but also not tame lmao

12. M: ok he's Just Started warming up to getting pegged so uh. give him some time LOL R: short answer, yes he likes to uhm. test his limits with size. it kinda helps that meemo can shift his form a bit to comply with. uhm. requests.

15: I cant think of any for Meemo so for Raku, he didn't think he'd be into tentacles until Meemo lmao......Meemo's shadowy tendril thingies are similar enough and can serve the same purpose for wrapping around arms and legs and whatnot. and also serve ahem penetrative purposes

17: They go on a nice lil walk thru the park with Chai, have some nice family bonding time :] Go home, cook smth up together, wind down for the night and ta-da sexy times if they're not tired yet lmao

18. OF COURSE THEY GET MARRIED IN THE FUTURE CAN U IMAGINE ME SEPARATING THEM AND YES THEY'LL BE FUCKIN' ON THEIR HONEYMOON WHICH I KNOW IS A THROWAWAY GENERIC ANSWER BUT WHATEVER

19. Since Meemo usually wears raggedy clothes, Raku really likes it when he wears formal attire...........

20. UHHH idk sexy nun and sexy demon costume lmao 21. ok this ones weird cuz Meemo's usually just. commando under his cloak until he gets his dick to actually manifest LMAO IDK HE HAS WEIRD DICK SHADOW MAGIC GOING ON Raku wears boxers

27. Underneath the stand where Meemo sells his fruits................it was afterhours at the market and Raku had been teasing Meemo all day long lol 28. DESPITE THE ANSWER ABOVE, bedroom is still most comfortable

29. This is so fucking cheesy but they're just happy to be in each other's company so it doesn't matter where they go :')

30: M: turn ons include praise, getting kissed on the neck, leaving marks on raku R: seeing Meems get a lil bit more unhinged when he's close to climax/when meemo gets so lost in the sauce and he starts to take control some more, some slight hair pulling, teasing meemo

31: M: Boy oh boy! He tries his best to stay composed but he's usually a MESS by the end and gets very vocal in his low, gravelly voice.......huhuhu R: He's pretty vocal throughout, even more so towards climax and likes to give Meemo praise to let him know he's doing smth right

[cherri-ice]

All the numbers

fuck you 

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

uH MY CLOSE FRIEND LMAO? 2. Are you outgoing or shy?

lowkey both?? im more shy but if i know the person im incredibly outgoing 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

MY LOWKEY GF4. Are you easy to get along with?

oft no 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

YEP6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

ppl who are kind !! also ppl who could either break me or love me 7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

,, hopefully8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

,,, can i say keaton henson bc his music makes me sob9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

no but depending w who lmao :””^10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

mm i think my friend from school abt shitty people ngl 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

”do you think it’d be a good idea for me to run and get tea right now”12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

ok jeez

1. cherry bomb - the runaways (wow, original)

2. all of sevdalizas songs ever

3. blood // water - grandson

4. charger - gorillaz

5. pools - glass animals

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

YESYEYSYESYEYSYES. fuck yes.14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

mhm!!15. What good thing happened this summer?

err i mean, if u count summer as past summer then convincing my dang dad that i dont wanna stay at my shitty school lmao?? 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

depends on what kind of kiss !! but ye!!17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

pfft, absolutely 18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

,,, i dont think so tbh19. Do you like bubble baths?

HELL YE I DO20. Do you like your neighbors?

ngl i dont rly talk to them but they seem Nice21. What are your bad habits?

if i dont know someone all too well i tend to joke around w them?? idk its weird but i kinda get annoyed easy as well,, altho another bad habit is my flaky ass backing out of events sometimes22. Where would you like to travel?

i’d love to ,,, travel to scotland or france23. Do you have trust issues?

oh boy i do24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

going the hell to sleep again and wrapping myself up25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

every part w scars lmao26. What do you do when you wake up?

take my dang meds27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

,, idk?? i like my skin tbh but it could clear tf up28. Who are you most comfortable around?

my sister29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

nope :””^ 30. Do you ever want to get married?

yes!!31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

ye lmao32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

,,, IM 16 LETS NOT GO HERE33. Spell your name with your chin.

aki34. Do you play sports? What sports?

i work out but i dont play sport lmao35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

without tv, music is my lifeblood36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

almost always37. What do you say during awkward silences?

i try to joke abt smth usually38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

someone who cares for me smh39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

T2, I LOVE TEA,,, 40. What do you want to do after high school?

university or nap 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

yes!! unless they’re super shitty42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

i’m nervous, anxious or overthinking43. Do you smile at strangers?

i try to ??44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

oo fuck outer space ty45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

,, honestly talking to lovely ppl46. What are you paranoid about?

people abandoning me or being completely alone and shut in and just,, closed away from the world47. Have you ever been high?

tba48. Have you ever been drunk?

not rly lmao i have a high tolerance 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

,, UM,,, lowkey yes50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

olive51. Ever wished you were someone else?

before, yes. now? nah, i’m pretty good 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

highkey wish i was less anxious 24/7

53. Favourite makeup brand?

NARS. nars. or kat von d altho i hate what she stands for

54. Favourite store?

T255. Favourite blog?

,, idk? 56. Favourite colour?

blue / green!!57. Favourite food? 

creme brulee58. Last thing you ate?

a rly good double cheese burger59. First thing you ate this morning?

croissant60. Ever won a competition? For what?

knowledge of novels for school!! or art wise, i’ve won a few comps inside our school61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

nope62. Been arrested? For what?

nada63. Ever been in love? 

smh i fall in love,, way to easily64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

,, jeez i hate the person who it was with, but it was underneath the harbour bridge after chocolate strawberries and a picnic,, she asked if she could kiss me and i said yes65. Are you hungry right now?

jfc not rly im super content tbh66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

no @official-akko is a binch (im kidding i love u)67. Facebook or Twitter?

fb68. Twitter or Tumblr?

tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now?

nope but i was watching law and order svu 70. Names of your bestfriends? 

beauty, my cat71. Craving something? What?

cuddling someone and gently lying my head on their chest 72. What colour are your towels?

white!!72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

3 binch73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

yes!!74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

on my bed is 2, but i think at least 5+ around 75. Favourite animal?

i love,, cats,,,, so fucking much 76. What colour is your underwear?

wouldn’t u like to know77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

vanilla78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

mm cookies and cream?79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

dark bluuee80. What colour pants?

grey81. Favourite tv show?

right now its between brooklyn 99 and stranger things82. Favourite movie?

i will never stop loving mulan or the princess diaries 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

mean girls 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

mean girls i guess 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

,, janis ian86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

uh the turtle smh87. First person you talked to today?

ash!! 88. Last person you talked to today?

rn, its niko89. Name a person you hate?

me90. Name a person you love?

ash91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

GOD this one asshole from school i will actually brawl92. In a fight with someone?

not rly?? idk93. How many sweatpants do you have?

at least 494. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

5!!95. Last movie you watched?

legally blonde pfft96. Favourite actress?

i lowkey love madelaine petsch97. Favourite actor?

shrugs loudly98. Do you tan a lot?

no im pale af99. Have any pets?

a cat!!100. How are you feeling?

tired, coffee makes me tired101. Do you type fast?

yep!! i can touch-type too so i dont even have to look most of the time as well lmao102. Do you regret anything from your past?

waayyy too fuckin much regret over what ive done to myself 103. Can you spell well?

ye!!104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

,, my grandma :105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

nope lmao106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

,, i think i have,,, 107. Have you ever been on a horse?

yes!! i go horseriding at least four times during the year108. What should you be doing?

sleeping probably109. Is something irritating you right now?

i have a fuckin itch on my leG110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

yep,, oh boy 111. Do you have trust issues?

i already answered this lmao112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

,, my sister because i wanted her to comfort m e shes v sweet113. What was your childhood nickname?

”leash”114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

yes!!115. Do you play the Wii?

sometimes116. Are you listening to music right now?

i am, its glass animals :””^117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

yes!!118. Do you like Chinese food?

eh, iffy but i dont mind it!119. Favourite book?

THE NAME OF THE WIND BY PATRICK ROTHFUSS120. Are you afraid of the dark?

only a lil121. Are you mean?

,, i think i am sometimes122. Is cheating ever okay?

never ever ever ever is it okay.123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

yes! if not i fuckin clean em wth124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

not rly? i think love is something you have to grow and share together, kind of like a garden plant? works gotta go into it for it to blossom 125. Do you believe in true love?

i believe in it!126. Are you currently bored?

,, yea lmao127. What makes you happy?

memes, reading and tea ngl128. Would you change your name?

birthname? ye, probably lmao129. What your zodiac sign?

cancer! im an emotional fucking crab130. Do you like subway?

ye!131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

remind them im a lesbian132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

binnch this is a past question133. Favourite lyrics right now?

”Our skinIn time would tellCan I hold on to our genesIn my lifeI could not failWhen I run out will you leave?”

134. Can you count to one million?

i can but i’d loose track i have attention issues pfft135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

”i was late because my cat threw up one on of my school uniforms and i had to change”136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

closed, idk who can trust anyone that much to keep them open137. How tall are you?

5′7!138. Curly or Straight hair?

i have wavy hair if this is asking m e139. Brunette or Blonde?

blonde140. Summer or Winter?

winter141. Night or Day?

night142. Favourite month?

july bc its cold and my birth month143. Are you a vegetarian?

nooppe144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

milk chocolate!145. Tea or Coffee?

tea146. Was today a good day?

meh, highs and lows 147. Mars or Snickers?

mars148. What’s your favourite quote?

either:a. “And what we learn about ourselves in those moments, where the trigger has been squeezed, is this: the past is not dead. There are things that wait for us, patiently, in the dark corridors of our lives. We think we have moved on, put them out of mind, left them to desiccate and shrivel and blow away; but we are wrong. They have been waiting there in the darkness, working out, practicing their most vicious blows, their sharp hard thoughtless punches into the gut, killing time until we came back that way.” from Trigger Warning (Short fictions and disturbances), neil gaiman

or

b. “Perhaps the greatest faculty our minds possess is the ability to cope with pain. Classic thinking teaches us of the four doors of the mind, which everyone moves through according to their need.First is the door of sleep. Sleep offers us a retreat from the world and all its pain. Sleep marks passing time, giving us distance from the things that have hurt us. When a person is wounded they will often fall unconscious. Similarly, someone who hears traumatic news will often swoon or faint. This is the mind's way of protecting itself from pain by stepping through the first door.Second is the door of forgetting. Some wounds are too deep to heal, or too deep to heal quickly. In addition, many memories are simply painful, and there is no healing to be done. The saying 'time heals all wounds' is false. Time heals most wounds. The rest are hidden behind this door.Third is the door of madness. There are times when the mind is dealt such a blow it hides itself in insanity. While this may not seem beneficial, it is. There are times when reality is nothing but pain, and to escape that pain the mind must leave reality behind. Last is the door of death. The final resort. Nothing can hurt us after we are dead, or so we have been told.” - The name of the wind, patrick rothfuss

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

yes!! i believe that ghosts exist lmao, or at least guiding spirits 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“… but he left his doubts unspoken. Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.” - Game of thrones lmao

[nieloxychen]

i was tagged by @milliyum (and ive never done this one before so i guess ill do it lmao)

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST: 1. Drink: vanilla coke 2. Phone call: my grandma on friday 3. Text message: depends if you count tumblr messages? cause then today a couple hours ago to a friend, if not yesterday around midday to my dad 4. Song you listened to: gorillaz, let me out or the apprentice 5. Time you cried: today bc jake and tallstar and a video reminded me of their last scene and fuck

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: never dated 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: never kissed 8. Been cheated on: lol no 9. Lost someone special: one of my first best friends it was :/ mostly me finding out that she didnt want anything to do w me anymore which fucked up how i am w other ppl haha (^: 10. Been depressed: 24/7 since i was 14 tbh 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: yep and yup

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: currently: mint, deep purple, light blue (i think)

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yes and i love all of yall <33 16. Fallen out of love: lol no 17. Laughed until you cried: yes!! 18. Found out someone was talking about you: i dont think so? like my parents do sometimes bc uh im very open w them abt my problems like, they know a lot and say they talk abt ways to help and stuff... but other than that, like someone tryin to keep a secret, not really 19. Met someone who changed you: for the better only i think (like actually got to know them) 20. Found out who your friends are: i?? think so???? i dont get this one tbh 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: lol i dont have facebook

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i dont have fb 23. Do you have any pets: used to have a guinea pig named domino!! (bc he was mostly white w a couple of specs!!) 24. Do you want to change your name: my name is changed already (technicly), not legally yet sadly... but i always didnt really care abt my old name 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: forgot tbh 26. What time did you wake up: uuh i think at around 9am? 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: got drunk w my uncles and aunt and cousins lol 28. Name something you can’t wait for: next warriors book (theyre getting good again anD I WANT TO KNOW WHATS HAPPENING NEXT???), starting hrt soonish hopefully! 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: today! my parents dropped me off at home before going to a museum 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: be able to actually pull through w shit and not have my mental bullshit jump in the way of me getting somewhere in life (^: 31. What are you listening right now: cazzette - sleepless 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: who knows, i cant fucking remember half of ppls names tbh 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: bigots, my internet connection 34. Most visited Website: tumblr, youtube, spotify i guess

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: many on my face, on my arms, my legs, 2 under my boobs, at least one in my armpit, my hands, my feet...  36. Mark/s: i have a bunch of weird marks (stretchmarks maybe but idk) on my thighs 37. Childhood dream: i think i wanted to be like a character designer for movies and games or sth? a game designer at some point...  38. Haircolor: originally dark brown, currentlylight green 39. Long or short hair: prefer short, at longest abt chin length 40. Do you have a crush on someone: nope 41. What do you like about yourself: i try to help others, im creative i think... idk 42. Piercings: nah 43. Bloodtype: idfk 44. Nickname: loxy sometimes, “boo”, idk any others? there might be more? 45. Relationship status: single ofc 46. Zodiac: sagittarius 47. Pronouns: they/them 48. Favorite TV Show: uuh like rick and morty, bojack horseman, mlp tbh 49. Tattoos: none yet but i want a lot 50. Right or left hand: right  51. Surgery: once on sth with my bladder or something in that area 52. Hair dyed in different color: yep atm, and probably in the next weeks again 53. Sport: ... riding a bike i guess lol (i used to do horse gymnastics idk what tis called, and just riding, and taekwondo but those are all ages ago) 55. Vacation: i wanna go to malta again,, 56. Pair of trainers: some w daisies and a black and white pair

MORE GENERAL:  57. Eating: cheese fondue aaahhhhh 58. Drinking: alcoholic - sweet woodruff liquor, otherwise vanilla coke or tonic water 59. I’m about to: pee tbh 61. Waiting for: sth to happen so i dont have to do sth 62. Want: idk, a lot i guess 63. Get married: uh, probably not... 64. Career: social support worker (???? idk what else to call the area i wanna work in)

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs, kisses seem :/ 66. Lips or eyes: eyes? 67. Shorter or taller: (this is abt relationships right? fuck, i dont care abt any of these?) 68. Older or younger: / 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: / 71. Sensitive or loud: / 72. Hook up or relationship: / 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: /

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: lol no 75. Drank hard liquor: yeyup 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: dont have any 77. Turned someone down: yes and it was one of the worst experiences in my life lol 78. Sex in the first date: noope 79. Broken someone’s heart: i mean i dont think so tbh but who knows 80. Had your heart broken: sadly yes (if ppl would just say what they think itdve been easier though like???) 81. Been arrested: nah 82. Cried when someone died: both when i did and didnt know them 83. Fallen for a friend:  nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: i guess? 85. Miracles: less and less tbh 86. Love at first sight: idk but not really 87. Santa Claus: noo 88. Kiss in the first date: i mean if you wanna? 89. Angels: like the biblical ones and stuff? no. amazing ppl that exist and make life better? yes, i actually know some!

OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: tbh i can never tell how close i actually am w someone??? i need them to tell me so like?????? 91. Eye color: brown 92. Favorite movie: atm the princess bride, deadpool or road to el dorado

im tagging whoever want to do this? feel free to say i tagged you!

[jasonblossomsghost]

ALL THE ODDS NUMBERS!

AAH THATS LIKE 50 QUESTIONS THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE

1. Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? spotify 100%% i used to use pandora but i also used to think bangs were a good idea so

3. what color are your eyes?brown/hazel 5. what is your relationship status?single but that could change perhaps if a cute girl wants to lower her standards to the fucking ground lmaoo7. what color hair do you have?medium brown9. where do you shop?Ross, Charlotte Russe, and Rue 21 mostly. also target sometimes11. favorite social media accounti only have tumblr and snapchat so tumblr13. any siblings?i have seven siblings actually!! i only live with 2 tho bless15. favorite snapchat filter?the dog bc im basic af17. how many times a week do you shower?usually about 4. any more than that and my hair gets weird19. shoe size?like a 6-7.5 21. sandals or sneakers?sneakers all the way. sandals make me uncomfortable23. describe your dream datealright so ideally its with a person who likes me (if not, it would be a lil awkward). we would go to build-a-bear workshop and make each other bears bc im a sentimental piece of shit then go to the zoo maybe??? and get ice cream and just generally do cliche cutesy bullshit bc im a sucker for that sorta thing

25. what color socks are you wearing?i took my socks off like five minutes ago but they were light pink w/ dinos27. do you have a job? what do you do?i have a job (that i’ll be out of in a week rip) as a tutor for satan :)29. whats the worst thing you have ever done?once in the sixth grade this boy (my best friend at the time) asked me out. i said no and ran away. i heard he cried after. people thought i was a heartless bitch but turns out im just gay so31. 3 favorite boy namesim gonna do TRADITIONALLY boy names bc i don’t think names have genders but yeah anyway. i like noah a lot!! almost every noah i’ve met has been cool. i also like oliver bc its a fancy name. also Kai is a really cool name (sidenote: remember when like all the beautiful boys in stories that people wrote online were named kai??)33. favorite actor?hmmm probably The Rock or Jack Black. i love them35. who is your celebrity crush?oH MAN WHO ISNT TBH. i love hayley kiyoko, shura, laverne cox, angelina jolie (esp when she played Legs in foxfire,,, damn), and a ton more37. do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?i don’t read a lot tbh but my favorite book rn is the Outsiders39. do you have a nickname? what is it?ehlow calls me Or bc shes bi trash for me41. top 10 favorite songsi’m just gonna do my top 10 atm and not of all time bc thats too hard1. Coffee Talk - Broadside2. First Time He Kissed A Boy - Kadie Elder3. Mother & Father - Broods4. Don’t Take The Money - Bleachers5. Billie Jean - EDEN6. Mr. Brightside - The Killers7. Nicotine - Panic! At The Disco8. Teenager in Love - Neon Trees 9. New York Soul pt. ii - Jon Bellion10. High Enough - K.Flay

43.what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)i think its combination???

45. how many kids do you want?ZERO

47. what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)i think its like medium sized??

49. what was the last compliment you received?”you are the light in my darkness” - my friend haley 51. how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?4 or 5. my mom told me he died in a blizzard like a hundred years ago lmao53. opinion on smoking?kill yourself slowly if you want ig but stay away from me bc this bitch got asthma55. what is your dream job?founder of a non-profit for LGBT+ youth57. do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?nah my hair is really particular59. do you smile for pictures?only if im forced tbh61. have you ever peed in the woods?nope63. do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?i can’t have either anymore rippp but i preferred wendy’s65. what do you wear to bed?a sports bra/tank top and shorts67. what are your hobbies?suffering, being gay, watching the office

69. do you play an instrument?no but im trying to learn piano for my senior project!!!71. tea or coffee?tea 100% coffee gives me anxiety and is also gross without a ton of sugar73. do you want to get married?i mean, i like the poetic beauty of choosing to be with someone every single day and not being bound to them by law BUT i need those family benefits so yeah probably if i can trick someone into marrying me75. are you going to change your last name when you get married?only if they have a cool last name77. do you miss anyone right now?,,,perhaps,,,79. do you believe in ghosts?idk??? i want to tho81. last person you called`my little sister so she could let me into the house83. regular oreos or golden oreos?can’t have either but gluten-free regular oreos are better than the vanilla ones so regular85. what shirt are you wearing?one of the 10 black v-necked shirts i own87. are you outgoing or shy?in the middle probably?? like i don’t approach people like every day but im not shy lmao89. do you like your neighbors?one of my neighbors is a redneck bar so no91. have you ever been high?who needs weed when u got dissociation tbh93. last thing you ate?im 85% sure it was chocolate95. summer or winter?summer. i’m less stressed in summer

97. dark, milk, or white chocolate?milk but dark is ok. WHITE CHOCOLATE IS GROSS AF

99. what is your zodiac signscorpiooo