#it's so funny what random shit kids will latch onto tho

[teenagefeeling]

omg just saw a post about bluey and it reminded me of the cutest little boy ever that i saw at work the other day. his mom had to go pick up something from the holds shelf and i think it was his first time ever doing that because he was all excited asking her what it was and then they got over there and he must have seen a book that someone else had on hold because he went "it's bluey!!!! mom look it's bluey!!!!!" and then she took him into the kids section so he could check out his own bluey book.... i about died man it was so adorable

[bytemycupcakes]

Changeling!Pabit AU

I said I was makin a post and I don’t care that nobody seems interested in him cause I love this little puppet boy and wont stop making aus for him.

Under a cut cause l o n g e

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-Pabit only ever remembers Boris as his caretaker

-Not unusual for a changeling, really but it’s true

-Boris always says he just found Pabit on a walk. People usually take that as a joke, but he’s being serious.

-Ya see, Pabit wandered a bit too far from the fae as an infant, and Boris almost tripped over him on a walk in the woods.

-Boris picked up this strange little faerie baby, they made eye contact, and Pabits body shifted to resemble Boris.

-Well fuck I guess Boris has a kid now. The thought of calling the local orphanage doesn’t even cross his mind, it’s really just, “Ah fuck I found a kid.. Guess I’m a dad then”

-Really the fact that Pabit seemed to latch onto and form to look like Boris didn’t help with that train of thought.

-It didn’t take long at all for it to click in Boris’ head that Pabit wasn’t human. Obviously the whole shapeshifting thing, but this child was practically FERAL.

-In a non-babyproofed home, Pabit wreaked havoc. Being a master at hiding, scuttering Boris’ walls, and getting into everything, especially things that a baby shouldn’t be touching.

-It took ages for Boris to get the house at least somewhat Pabit-proofed.

-Pabit still manages to get into shit constantly, it’s like a talent.

-Just like Child!Au, Pabit is not Pabit’s actual name, it’s a name he gained later on because of how much he mimics Boris. (Whats his actual name? No idea)

-Pabit’s gender was literally assigned. He doesn’t have typical human anatomy, being completely androgynous, and thus Boris just... -stamps Pabit with “boy” sticker-

-By the time of the habitat, Pabit id’s as masc non-binary

-Boris considers the day he found Pabit as his birthday, not actually knowing how old he was when found, he counts up from that date, thus where Pabit being 15 comes from.

-Pabit is so tall both because he is fae, and because his body mimics Boris for its aging. So he’s just.. so fucking tall.

-Pabit has a shadow form, but didn’t seem to gain one until he first saw Boris do it when he was a toddler.

-For awhile he’d just randomly shift to it, until his subconscious realized it was primarity an anger-based “transformation”

-While Boris’ shadow form is just intense anger, Pabit’s becomes almost like a rage. As his body grows to adapt most of his non-human ability (strength and some subtle basic magic) into said form.

-Depending on the source of anger, Pabit can be incredibly destructive or eerily calm but a ticking bomb.

-Even Boris gets a bit scared when Pabit shifts to the form... One too many times he’s had his house demolished from this child- Or even being injured by the rage (Nothing serious, but more damage than an 8 y/o should be able to give a grown man)

-From a very young age Pabit always showed signs of adhd/autism. Though he doesn’t technically have these conditions because he’s fae, he’s found comfort in knowing he’s not just really weird, and if people ask about it, he and Boris will just say he has ADHD and/or is autistic*

*[Lil step back: This whole au exists because I heavily project my adhd onto Pabit. And my girlfriend, who is autistic, loves the changeling trope (We even call her one fairly often). So please don’t get hateful about this]

-Boris was always pretty open about Pabit not being human, never tried to hide it from him. He grew up as the outcast and couldn’t figure out why, he’s not gonna let his son feel that same lost and broken feeling.

-Pabit tends to speak in broken sentences. He can speak in full, but feels more comfortable doing more of a Hulk speech pattern. Thus he often talks in third person, and leaves out words he deems unneeded to understand the sentence.

-He’ll fall into proper speech when ranting or infodumping, though. Speaking much more like Boris, with proper and large words.

-He stutters over bigger words a lot, and sometimes gets frustrated and just uses “dumbed down” language in its place (this is how he’ll describe it)

-Pabit has a major hyperfixation of puppetry and puppet making, and a smaller one on musical theatre/acting.

-There is Pabit, and then an actual puppet Habit. It was a gift for fathers day, and though it’s not as pretty as the irl puppet, it’s still pretty damn good for a 15 y/o with claws. Boris keeps it on a shelf in his office, it’s Pabits favorite out of all the puppets he’s made.

-Pabit will nab it and, using Boris’ desk as a stage, will just talk to Boris as “Boris”.

-Boris finds this absolutely adorable, and goes along with it. He’s made several business deals with this puppet. Usually for teeth.

-Which yes, Pabit eats. (No Pabit au is complete if he doesn’t eat teeth, fight me.)

-Pabit stims. A lot. His most common stims are kicking, bouncing, or wiggling his legs, chewing (Yes teeth eating is a stim for him, but he mostly goes for more rubbery textures), hand flapping, and full body wiggling/bouncing. He’ll also play with his hair, but it’s not as common.

-Pabit will occasionally repeat things, usually funny things he hears while giggling.

-Pabit’s hair is so stupidly thicc and curly that no stylist in town will deal with it.

-Boris has learned to cut hair, which comes in handy more often than you’d expect in a house of two very long-haired people.

-aka: Pabits hair grows so fucking fast, its ridiculous.

-His hair sticks together so much that it almost acts like one solid pillow-like mass. No hairtie can contain it. (If it’s tied back, it’s usually an actual string litterally tied around his hair)

-Pabits ears can emote, they don’t move much, but it’s noticeable. They wiggle when he gets really heccin happy.

-Pabit’s pupils alwas seem to be slitted, but at general shock (among other various things) his iris’ will slit aswell, leaving Pabit with a line in some massive sclara’s.

-Pabit has gotten very good at sewing thanks to his love of puppet making. This becomes very useful since he usually has to tailor his clothes slightly.

-In the habitat proper, Pabit is surprisingly popular with all the kids. Most notably Tim Tam and Trevor.

-He knew Trevor (And of Nat) before the habitat. He and Trevor are classmates while Nat is in the class behind them.

-Trevor didn’t really acknowledge Pabit’s existence until he bit a bully and seemed to break skin effortlessly??? hmmmmmmmm.

-Thus Trevor started theorizing, nothing in depth, but the kid was on his radar.

-Trevor was really surprised to find Pabit in the habitat, and even more surprised when Pabit told him Boris is his dad.

-The most these two ever talked before the habitat was a single “peer review” assignment, but in the habitat they start talking a lot more cause they’re the oldest kids, know eachother a bit, and both need to infodump like crazy.

-It takes a while for Trevor to get used to Pabits broken speech, but he eventually finds himself mimicing it occasionally. and Pabit will mimic him as well (adhd solidarity, boys)

-Pabit and Tim Tam can communicate non-verbally with no trouble at all. Thus this is used to wreak so much havoc on habititians since they’re both feral little goblins.

-It doesn’t help that Pabit has special access to “employees only” areas since he’s Boris’ son.

-Trevor and Pabit have gone on massive theory rants about random musicals while Nat’s in the room and she just watches these two in confused awe because of all the little details they’ll pull out to support these wild theories.

-Nat seriously has no idea how these two can just. keep. going. It’s been three hours at least let her have a snack!

-Pabit has allowed Trevor to ask so many weird questions about him because Pabit is also very curious about what exactly he is.

-Boris isn’t going to question why Trevor was poking at Pabit’s ribcage with a pen and just let boys be boys.

-Nat supplies Trevor with books on mythical beings she steals from Trencils room.

-Even with the three of them mostly working together, they cant figure out exactly what Pabit is.

-Until they’re all going over it in the boiler room one day. Where Wallus can hear them.

-YES ONCE AGAIN WALLUS IS NOT HUMAN! AGAIN, FIGHT ME.

-Did three children just lure out the frightened janitor cause they’re describing changelings and Wallus, a fae, knows about these kinda things? Yes. Yes they did.

-Wallus really never got a good look at Pabit before he took refuge in the wall, Pabit never got too involved in his work, or his talks with Boris. So Wallus isn’t too surprised that he missed it.

-It takes a bit of courage building from Wallus and Pabit litterally dragging him to Boris’ office before Wallus talks to Boris about how he aquired Pabit.

-Lots of details short: Wallus actually remembers when Pabit went missing which is pretty neat.

-Boris was almost worried he’d lose Pabit to his birth parents... Until Wallus says they didn’t really worry too much cause he was supposed to be put into someones life anyway. Was only mildly concerning since the fae couldn’t keep an eye on him.

-Pabit barely processes any of this information. Same with nearly all fae information Wallus tells him.

-Its not that he doesn’t like it or anything, he just doesn’t really care about the details. He got a name for what he is and why he acts like he does, and now he’s done. Mission complete.

[I wanna type more but my adhd is being MEAN so I’ll stop here for now. Feel free to send me asks about this au tho cause I love it]

EDIT:

-One last thing: Pabit loves the night. He adores the moon. He loves sitting on the roof past bedtime just to stare at the sky

[intcrstcllar-blog]

let me introduce you to,,,,,,,,my dumbasses !!

I R I S  ʻ I Z Z Y ʻ  Y A T E S

yes, they are the embodiment of gay

okAY well anyways they belong to a whole clan of rainbow puffles that live in a habitat in the sky

itʻs basically just a big clump of clouds that have solidified enough where these small things can live

theyʻre body weight is lighter than youʻd think tho !! to accommodate the fact that they literally live on vapor

from their big ole cloud in the sky, they canʻt do much. puffles are not allowed to go down to the land walkers unless theyʻve been ʻadoptedʻ -- when someone completes their quest.

izzy has always been fascinated with the land walkers. for the most part, puffles canʻt really see what theyʻre doing down there unless theyʻre monitoring quest. which !! is why izzy is in charge of giving quests to those in search of a puffle.

theyʻre one of the older puffles there and they make sure that each puffle finds the right partner for themselves. they specifically tailor the mission to each puffle so that through their quest, the penguin ( or literally anyone lmao ) learns exactly how to best care for their new puffle.

izzy has taken an extra interest in the land walkers since they watched the sky people descend on them. less and less people have taken up quest since theyʻve arrived, and izzy has taken special care to not offer quests to any of the visitors from above, though telling the difference between everyone has been,,,,,difficult.

so !! in order to help the land walkers and continue the tradition of adopting puffles, izzy has decided they needed to see what all the hustle and bustle was about and has begun searching for someone to take on the quest of their own companionship !!

i think the idea of completely some kind of task in order to meet them is funny af so !! come at me if you wanna try and adopt yourself a rainbow puffle.

they will literally latch on to whoever succeeds congrats !! youʻre stuck with them !!

M A R I E L L A  V A N  S T R O M E N

yʻall know her !! my soft naiad baby !!

she out here,,,,,,trying to find a hubby,,,,,and get a soul,,,

she comes from a particular river deep within the woods. her family had never been very fond of humans, but mariella has always been fascinated with the idea of a soul.

so she sets off !! leaves the comfort of her river and family to find someone to marry her so that she can get a soul.

still very smol,,,,,,still doesnʻt know how the world works.

becomes particularly helpful in the war against the aliens because,,,,,well,,,,sheʻs a naiad. thereʻs a certain kind of viciousness that comes with that.

sheʻs also mad cause aliens do put a damper on any kind of wedding plan she ever had

looks like a cinnamon role but could actually kill

A L I S T A I R  C H O

this sneaky bastard

okay so i loaf them but baSICALLY theyʻre a very old dokkaebi who thrives on chaos

they really only exist in order to cause mischief and be general nuisances of the household

in modern times, alistair decided that they were born with just messing around in peopleʻs houses and fucking around with their brooms so !! they latched onto something thatʻs brought down entire families and drove them out of their homes entirely

they somehow started a casino -- donʻt ask me how i havenʻt thought that hard lmao -- thatʻs basically a front for the seedier gang activity that happens within it

on the casino front, itʻs a high-roller place where people have been know to win big, but also where more than a few people have gambled away more than they can chew.

in the background, alistair has become a bit of a middleman for everyone. if thereʻs information anyone wants, they come to alistair. for a pretty penny, they could do most favors for you. find out some intel, introduce you to some people, help you make someone disappear,

the entire casino kind of just fosters this “turning a blind eye” mentality where most things are allowed to slide as long as they donʻt draw too much attention.

alistair doesnʻt really care about the aliens. they never trust anyone anyways. also,,,,,he works with the mob and gangs, theyʻll probably find themselves some protection

but there ya go !! yʻall have a shady casino that yʻall can hang out in for some seedier stuff

E L I J A H  C H U

yʻall know exactly what kind of energy this kid just radiates.

he started a ghost hunting youtube channel with his best friend where they, essentially, just hunt out random ghost. 

elijah is absolutely the shane in this scenario. heʻs the one who taunts the room or calls them out to fight because he has absolutely no belief that theyʻre real.

in a fun turn of events, they die

its probably by accident and when theyʻre by themselves because no one actually knows about it, aside from the fact that he misses people more often than normal.

it certainly doesnt change his career, which he continues to work on regardless of the fact that his own existence is direct proof of them.

anyways, heʻs dead but continues to talk shit about ghost regardless of he, himself, being a ghost.

idek how he hid the body but this is the exact kind of chaotic bullshit that shane madej would pull

B E C K E T T  F R A N K L I N

scientist boy !!

idek anything about him uhhhhh

i think he focuses more on biology

maybe medical

N E WAYS he just really wants to analyze the aliens.

maybe just to see how the aliens tick ?? maybe to figure out if the slime virus has any kind of cure. or perhaps to see if they could somehow figure out a way to turn the shapeshifting into something that humans can do as well ?? or maybe to find a way to tell the difference between the two.

REGARDLESS of what heʻs trying to achiece, heʻs a big doof

he doesnʻt tend to understand the behavior of others and tends to prefer to stay in his land. heʻs shy, but mostly cause heʻs busy and not because he dislikes people. heʻs just oblivious.

yeah idek iʻll probs add more when iʻm not falling asleep on this