#it's so funny cause i literally watched a video showing how to pickpocket successfully the other day

[gemkun]

@theircurse said : ❝ the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet is to tell him you’re going to steal his watch. ❞ ( Dazai ) ↬ 𝐒𝐈𝐗 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 ( 𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐔𝐆𝐎 ) 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 | accepting

      ⸻       ❝    is   that   the   one   lesson   you’ve   managed   to   pick   up   from   all   your   time   in   the   port   mafia   ?   ❞   mild   amusement   layers   itself   among   tones   drenched   in   mockery.   ❝   i   wonder   if   you   could   even   pull   it   off.   sure   ,   it’s   simple   to   understand   the   use   of   redirection   ,   but   to   actually   execute   it   ?   well   ,   that’s   an   entirely   different   matter.   ❞   he   stirs   the   pot   ,   encouraged   by   his   own   desire   to   shove   q   into   the   spotlight.   urging   the   child   to   transform   the   theoretical   into   reality   with   an   impromptu   showcase.   ❝   why   don’t   you   try   your   little   trick   ?   i'll   even   let   you   choose   the   poor   soul.   ❞   it   occurs   to   him   ,   only   when   he’s   tasked   the   embodiment   of   devastation   ,   what   the   repercussions   might   be.   but   with   how   well   –   behaved   q   has   been   of   late   ,   he   supposes   a   small   treat   won’t   hurt.   give   a   dog   a   bone   ,   so   they   say.   ❝   just   make   sure   to   return   it   after   or   you'll   be   in   big   trouble.   ❞