#it's so dumb lmao 💀
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reworking the porn ooga booga hehehehehehe-fic concept into something that could exist slightly out of the realm of purely porn logic
#wrote 2k of the most incoherent words known 2 man in the past week#have to work it into smthn u can even. if only slightly. suspend ur disbelief for#u fuck the roadside assistance or whatever#except it's 1 AM in the middle of nowhere. and the ''roadside assistance'' is actually just a theatrical murderhick#it's so dumb lmao 💀#or maybe it could just be a pwp. it probably SHOULD just be that tbqh#but here's my dumbass tryin to tie in cajun folklore and demented prose into this bullshit 🤡🔨💥#sam speaks
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it's absurd to me how effective the Finch app is (not sponsored, obviously). like, will i take care of me? for my own sake? heavens no. i shall wallow instead 💅
but for him? for this bird-themed assortment of pixels i got to name, gender, and customize into my son??? will i do little self-care tasks to check off so i can buy my bird-child outfits, furniture, feather/beak dyes, micro-pets; and give him the energy to go out on adventures so he can experience new things (like discovering he does not like The Three Little Pigs story) and develop a personality reactive to said experiences???? must i gamify my own needs and goals into fake money to provide for him?
yes. apparently, yes, i will stop wallowing and start taking care of myself— not for my own sake— but for my bird-son. and i am not going to shame myself for it, because nothing else has worked. and if having a self-care tamagotchi-neopet gets the job done? so be it. the brain works in mysterious ways
and if you think "hmm, maybe this will awaken something within me" now that you know this app exists? then this joke-post at my own expense will have been worth it lol (also, the app is free, though they do have a paid version that gives you extra goodies)
Finch app: [ android link ] ♡ [ iphone link ]
#finch#finch app#finch self care app#finch self-care app#nobody make fun of his dumb name okay my psychiatrist recc'ed me this app and i took naming this bird v unseriously and now im attached 💀#also he should be older than a toddler i know i know but i just like how teeny he is as a toddler so i keep avoiding aging him up lmao rip#me
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compilation of all the dumbest expressions I drew Soren with LMAO
some of these are OLD
#soren#stupid shit#I'm crying this is so dumb#what if I make this my computer wallpaper LMAO#tellius#fe9/10#look at him please#he's SO UGLY in some of these LMAOOO#you probably saw some of these already in my other posts#tell me your favourite and I'll tell you the context behind it (if I remember 💀)
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always surprised to see people who are fans of a show - that specifically preaches kindness and fighting for your love for things despite the haters and skinning racists with snail forks - be the kind of "fans" who are the exact antithesis of that like truly what are you slipping in your morning cappuccino babes
#this is why I hate twitter#it shows me drama from fucking months ago 💀#I just want to see the posts of people I follow man what's so hard to understand#what's so hard#I saw a post from someone going insane over David saying there was no s3 without con many many moons ago#that post from ages ago yepp#idek if they were an Izzy lover or hater lmao#it's just so truly dumb#ofmd#truly a mindfuck 🙃
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No way they had to actually nerf aventurines story boss fight 😭😭
#SPACE CAPITALIST FOUL LEGACY FACES THE FATE OF THE ORIGINAL 😭😭#listen im the first one to call out how the omgggggg its hsr childe O___o shit with aven is just. dumb (& if anything hes hsr komaeda lmao)#but this is just so fucking funny 💀💀 poetic irony#(yap alert) n yes yes sure ik they do share some memeworthy similarities in the narrative roles they serve and some surface level aspects#such as. to stay on topic. the powered up form featured in a now-nerfed story fight threatens big population in attempt to draw out someone#thing. but as characters they rly couldnt be further apart. motivations and skillsets and worldviews and personality its . nothing lol.#like. they rhyme at times but thats not the same as rly being alike much at all and im tired of seeing it#but anuway yeah its. its so funny the boss fights for both got the fateful nerf i cannot believe this 💀💀#i kind of get why tho like. aventurine had hands. i did double sustain jic and was fine bc fx blocked the CC enough but ya#hsr#hsr spoilers#2.1 spoilers#rambles#name a more iconic duo than me and not fucking keeping it curt and on topic in the tags
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Skysports bringing up Hamilton '8' time world champion... Give it a rest for goodness' sake
#they're so unprofessional lol#and it was from brundle too 💀💀#expected btr from him#also why do they always act like lewis can never do no wrong#like in this case I wouldn't consider it impeding#but them defending lewis using the argument that he is a '8' time world champion is so dumb#everyone makes mistakes bruh#martin brundle#david croft#sky sports they can never make me like you#sky sports f1#and again#'8'#lmfao#they're so biased towards the brits but esp for lewis#it's so off putting#dutch gp 2024#checo perez#sergio perez#also them acting like lewis has never impeded anyone is so laughable considering (off the top of my head) he did it multiple times during#imola fp this year for one#edit: could kinda be impeding cuz lewis shouldn't have been on the line/could've sped up to avoid that position#but at the same time#he can argue there was nowhr to go/it was an unlucky position#edit 2: actl the more I look at it the more it looks like impeding lmao
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KIDSPADE YOU ARE SO UNDERRATED YOU BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL THING
#i need more of them#dc prattles#kidspade#stupid sexy hot kidshin#i feel like i just understood why kidshin does many things to me#it's cause i love high fantasy stories LMAO im so dumb why did i only realize this just now 💀💀💀#i do love urban fantasy kaishin tho fck yeah#ngl i just love anything kaishin lol
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If you ever feel invalidated by an exclusionist, please remember this post because I can assure you they don't know what they're talking about💀
⚠️trigger warning for of course exclusionist dumbassery, also this gets rant-y⚠️
I swear exclusionists have the most incoherent thought processes known to man dude cuz what is this shit
[ID: purple header text reading he/him lesboy flag/ hesboy flag! Under this text is plain black text reading based on these two flags: •reclaimed lesboy •he/him lesbian. Under this, red, bold text reads DNI, followed by rad inclus, terfs/transmeds, anti he/him lesbians & she/her gays, male/men "lesbians" in black plain text. End ID]
'Lesboy flag' and 'no man lesbians' in the same post... my brain is melting. Also... these people 'reclaimed' the term lesboy? Just to exclude a group of people who are lesboys? You do know that lesbians who also consider themselves men are also included in the lesboy term? Apparently not to these people. Butches who also consider themselves men? Sorry, not lesbians anymore. Multigender man lesbians? Nah sorry you're men so you can't be lesbians./sarc
[ID: blue header text reading Demiboy lesbian flag! Beneath this, quote text (at least I think that's what it's called) reads I couldn't decide on which ones to choose, so I'm posting all of them! Beneath this, much like the previous image, OP starts off their DNI with a bold red DNI, followed by black plain text. This text reads mspec "lesbians", radinclus, terfs/transmeds, radfems, men/male "lesbians", anti he/him lesbians and she/her gays. End ID]
Is that,, not excluding demiboy lesbians? Oh my bad, it's fine cuz they're only 'partially male' and therefore aren't ACTUALLY icky men invading lesbian spaces!/sarc
Also can I just say how fucking entitled it is to be all like 'mspec "lesbians"' with the quotes and shit? Like oh my god get over yourself, you aren't the leader of the lesbians™️ [trademark]. Bro thinks they're part of the lesbian council or some shit. 💀
Besides that, this has got to be one of the funniest examples of exclusionist stupidity I've ever seen. I can't get over it bro: 'demiboy lesbian flag!' 'Fuck off icky man lesbians!' In the SAME. POST. BAHAHA–
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It's rare that I feel the need to take screenshots and talk about them on my blog, but these are so poetically idiotic that I had to make a whole post dedicated to them. So yeah, sorry about your braincells lmao. But just know you're valid regardless of how you identify as a lesbian, and these are the types of people who think otherwise. Needless to say, they aren't really that credible.
[ID: a DNI banner with a purple background with lighter purple text reading DNI: system/queer exlusionists, TERFs/SWERFs, truscum/transmeds, anti recovery for harmful paraphilia, anti otherkin, anti self dx, pro cringe culture, pro-lifers, anti xenogender. A more detailed DNI is in my pinned post. A transparent png of Shadow The Hedgehog can be seen on the right, beside the text. He's holding his hand to his chest, his body facing the text and his eyes looking off to the distance. End ID]
#tw exclusionism#random rant#demiboy lesbian#lesboy#transmasc lesbian#exclusionism rots your brain and this is proof💀#I sometimes feel like exclus are these little creatures that I'm observing from behind a glass wall or something like it's so bizarre to me#how there are people in the world who actually think like this#and it's like ??????#how??? can somebody be so dumb???#that sounds so rude but like seriously how can somebody sit down#make a lesboy or demiboy lesbian flag#and be like 'lol no men lesbians' and think that's in any way coherent 💀#it's so fucking funny to me#but also frustrating like just let people vibe lmao#anyway#we love lesboys who are lesboys for any reason here#rad inclus#radical inclusivity#radical inclusion
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I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh
hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]
i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..
#snap chats#//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes#might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍♂️#@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ...#there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams//#recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking#he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ#oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever#first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway#aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO#though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role#daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot#yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does#if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh#and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing#theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line#masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together#if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack#but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral#im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 ....#and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like#'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)'#and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal#they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway.#tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together#like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀#one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid#so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny.#and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/
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#personal#i think that like... the dam's broken. for lack of a better term#or i guess the ice ???? idk man#either way. been messaging back n forth with him like crazy for the past few days#i just decided that like.... whatever. if i feel like saying something i should just say it to him !!!#and i think me being open has led to him being open....#god its so hard when both ppl only really talk when they have something to say JFJDJDJDJDJDJDJDJJD#like... i cant even make up a reason to talk to him. i cant pretend to be dumb n not understand anything. he'll know its bullshit NDJDJDJDN#n e way...... defs met my match here lmao. but really its been so nice just being able to talk to him when i want. bc waiting until being i#person was getting so !!@@@ long !!! like god. i didnt know i could miss someone so bad...... its so !!@@@@@@#gah !!!!!!!!!!!!#n e way. things are goin in the right direction#and hahaha !!!!!!@ i have a game plan to make sure we stay in touch too !!!!! me n one of my other friends promised to keep in touch with#each other and i was like oh should we invite everyone else. and she was like oh !! maybe ____ so i was like !!!!!!!!#so true !!!!!!!!!!@#gosh im so excited i really like them both so much we're all similar temperaments so ya..... ive wanted to make sure i keep them JFJFJFJD#n e way. we still havent asked him but hopefully he says yes !!!! bc he always sits behind us n im just like !!!! ik you wanna sit with us#so just sit beside us istg !!!! but ah ... i think hes shy#god hes so cute#and shes like not competition btw. like..... she has a bf. she knows i like this guy now (i spilled. i couldnt hold it in 💀💀💀). and ya !!#hopefully exciting things coming!!!
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OKAY, I WAS LATE TO THE LIVE WITH NO NOTIFICATIONS (🥲), BUT SPOILERS FOR IT!
THEY ANNOUNCED AN ARTIST THEY’RE GOING TO COVER ON “UNDER THE COVERS VOL. 4” AND THEY’RE GOING TO COVER ABBA!
#i’ve only listened to their popular songs but now i want to try and listen to their whole discography#also the live lagged a bit so i thought they said ‘oppa’ or ‘appa’ lmao#i said that i never heard of that band before until people in the chat said abba 💀 i’m dumb#shay speaks#nsp#ninja sex party
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I can already predict it.. my art block will be arriving... Soon...
#started ibis last week and i love it#i used to use medibang#my art!#regretevator#regretevator art#poob#poob regretevator#party noob#party noob regretevator#bro will get soaked#i am so done💀💀💀#I love poob sm i FORGOT HIS PARTY HORN#man whatever#i promise im gonna start doing phighting posts#proof that different brushes change your artstyle lmao#did my dumb ahh forget to erase a dot??? dw i edited it
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What better way to practice art than drawing yourself with a fictional man??? Anyways me and Giyuu on a date ♡
idek how I did this so don’t ask me how lmao. Something bout that 3 am air makes me finally art good. I don’t even know if I’d be able to recreate this even if I tried lmao. But look at how pretty my boyfriend is! Eheheheheeh 🥰🥰
#I kind of don’t like how giyuu turned out akkskksks 💀#I couldn’t find a good reference that had the same lighting as the one I used for myself#so it looks off to me#he still looks cute af though#just wish the color matched a little better#I had no idea how to fix it lmao#either way still think it looks pretty good :) ♡#we on the beach#with sparklers but my smooth brain is having way too much fun looking at sparkley lights#and Giyuu is just admiring me being a dumb dumb lolol#selfship shenanigans#crimsonkenjii art#crimsonkenjii rambles
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not me spending way too much money on trench art
#look the ring is expensive but i've paid the same amount for a pendant before#granted the pendant was real silver rather than aluminum but it wasn't over a hundred years old#and the vase is SO fucking cool. i've seen exorbitantly priced shell vases go from $250-$1000! only a few on the higher end but still#even the $250 is out of my price range. if it's over $85 before shipping i pass.#and this one was $40!! the shipping cost more which. ouch. hope i don't have to pay import fees on top of giving the british post way too#much money lmao. the vase was surely for postwar tourists bc of the blank crest for personal inscription BUT it's made from a genuine shell#and directly linked to armed conflict so it's trench art! civvie made stuff is still trench art. i also have my eyes on a couple more ones#that are $60-70 but with shipping & tax they'd both individually cost around $130. i am NOT spending $260 on vases and also would have no#idea what the fuck to do decor wise with three goddamn brass vases 💀 there's nowhere to put three of them without looking dumb as hell lol#len speaks
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pov: you've been blessed with good fortune by bunnywan
#happy lunar new year!! it's the year of the rabbit#bunny wan is holding a li shi with the character for 'fortune' on it#I couldn't think of what to draw for cny 💀💀💀 but I wanted to draw something#this is so dumb lmao#obi wan kenobi
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I love this movie about.... zoro's past boyfriend being taken over by a curse
#zoro having a friend from his childhood seems ooc. thay guy had kuina and thats it. he is weird and has been#this movie and the last one started the same. nami has an ides for money and robin corroborates it with some facts and there they go#'he has already cut ties with you loser pirates' lmao harsh#alos zoro vs sanji.... got cooked....#usopp jumping after luffy akdhakdjka 💀💀💀#'cooking keeps my mind off the pain' 🚬🚬 he is so upset about his bf#zoro is smelling something fishy bc he always does but is going thru with it.... but now they have touched luffy so i sense this is it#luffy being dumb as rocks i miss you. well he isnt dumb but idk enjoys being silly too much at the expense of his and other's safety#i am sure they have went to every important place that will be relevant in the future#also this reminds me of the sims 4 game pack jungle adventure. many such cases#zoro making another promise... he has too many.... well if he turned evil its kinda sad....#sanji saying 'promise 🚬' exactly..... more bitterness....#luffy stumbling into the gems qjdjaksjk#oh no maya is going to sacrifice herself for the good of the island.... meanwhile luffy with the gems jumping out of a geyser: 😁#luffy is so sweet and earnest in these movies... he says what he means and everything.....#this boy reminds zoro of saga as a kid.... omg... i was right zoro didnt have a friend as a child... he had a bf...... this is so sad#luffy carrying people like a sack of potatoes.... compelling...#also zoro lost to saga.... his streak is OVER!!! this sacred sword power is really cool looking... cutting people with a swirl of the hand#omg emotional swordfight under the full red moon..... zoro with the stars behind him.... he got the same scar as zoro omg.... AND DIED????#thats why he called him there.... bc he is steong enough to win.... cant believe they killed maya and zoro's bf... nvm he is alive.... ofc#he isnt even hungry... his tummy aches just by seeing his ex bf with a girl.... after they swordfought under the moonlight....#sanji is also pissy ajshaja#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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