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beaversatemygrandma · 2 months

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At roughly 4 to 5am one of the cats decided to climb on top of the shelves right above my head where i sleep. Shelves that we put there specifically bc they couldn't reach them. (They grew since then. They can now...) And I was rudely woken up by a lego succulent that was on display hitting me right in the head.

The little shits have mastered verticality and I'm hating it.

Anyways. Anybody have any recommendations of museum putty for displayed lego sets? (Bc anything that isn't plastic isn't out in the open bc of them.)

#taks speaks #my ceramics are in one spot specifically in a glass cabinet #and literally nothing but lego and plush are actually out #i have been hit multiple times by my shelf sitting cyndaquil plush but that hurts far less #that was at least from them just reaching up and bapping at the shelf #they stand in the window sill and just reach #but now. somehow. they have gotten past the wall of cyndaquil. knocking everything on the shelf over in their path #to reach the highest point of the bedroom: the top of the cabinet/shelf that i have as a bedside table #what scared me the most when i woke up wasn't a pile of green legos but the fact #that the squirtle ditto plush that was shoved between the cabinet and the plush net above was sitting hauntingly perfectly beside my head #it's plain faced smile just staring back at me as i'm wondering wtf just hit my head #how did it land perfectly like this? idk. but i swear i had a moment of thinking halfawake where i thought it was posessed #the cats really want to be in the nook between the cabinet and plush net #i can't blame them. it's high up and it's covered #but it's how they get up there and how it's right over my head #and due to the rise in infiltrating wolf spiders in the apartment we don't want to kick them out of the bedroom #so they can hunt the one we lost behind the shelf #which bean had last night btw but dropped it #and bc it ran under the door she was so focused on behind the door so i picked her up and put her facing it from like 3 inches away #and she turns quickly to go back behind the door #so i grab eek and do the same but she just stared at it and watched as it ran behind the shelf #they aren't doing their job. and they're waking me up very rudely

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