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Alright so there was this sci-if movie called Prometheus, it’s Netflix and my Dad got me to go watch it with him. Now normally when I watch movies and stuff with him, he usually gives me a summary of what the movie is about. It’s very rarely when I watch movies blind as in don’t at least have the basic plot of what’s going to happen, at least when I watch with my dad.

However as we were watching the movie, he told me that there is a big plot twist that’s going to happen. And I was like okay, and immediately tried to predict the plot twist before it happens.

I’m going put a read more here so if you want to avoid spoilers. Or not I guess? I don’t know the public’s general consensus towards the movie, but I enjoyed it!

Yanno, like ya do. Listen it’s extremely fun finding out that you were able to figure out the clues of the what the story was trying to put down!

Anyways, my first theory was the name of the movie.

It sounded familiar, and like it was from Greek probably. Then the movie adds it’s the name of the ship. Okay, I was on the right track.

Then the movie says that Prometheus (the space ship) was named after one of the Greek titans.

Alright, now I know kinda basic level Greek mythology, but I do know that the Titans ruled before

the Gods and that one of them went crazy and started vore-ing down his kids because he was afraid they might take over. And that Zeus, killed him and the gods started ruling in their place, afraid that the humans will one day take over.

Okay, and since the movie so far is about humans trying to find and ask their creators on why that they were made and they have a robot with them, I think I might be on the right track.

Eventually the characters make it to the planet and stuff. And surprisingly find this cave in which they are able to breathe! The robot immediately goes poking around trying to get the humans killed, of course.

Two humans were left behind in mysterious alien room, yep they are going to die.

Robot drugs one of the humans will alien goo. Okay, that’s a little wonky but I’ll keep in mind for later.

That drugged human goes over and does the deed with his wife (who is sterile apparently).

Things happens, crew finds previous dead crew mates that they left behind.

Drugged human eventually dies, his wife is distraught and immediately pregnant apparently????

Nope scratch that, it was an alien parasite and she immediately got it out her and survived like a Girl boss.

And she has a werid tentacle monster squid son that she traps into med-bay room.

After her immediate surgery she finds out previously dead old guy (and creator of the robot) was not dead and is very much alive. But is in the process of dying so he must go find the creators that they are looking for to save him.

Robot tells them that one of the creators of humans are apparently still on the planet.

Old guy says :D 👍

Wife Girl boss lady is like Welp I’ve came this far

Captain is like nuh uh if this planet has alien bio weapons, I would rather die and sacrifice my ship than rather dooming the earth

(Foreshadowing)

Anyways Robot leads them to last of their creators

Zombie,-Voldemort-looking-Creator of humans immediately decaptiates the robot, kills the old guy and tries to send the ship off to kill Earth.

Wife Girl boss Scientist lady runs outside to call to the Space Ship to tell the Captain that Voldemort-creator is about to destroy Earth.

Captian is like 🫡 and rams his ship into Voldemort-Creator’s ship. Both ships crash, people die, however Girl-boss wife lady still survived and turns out so did robot. Robot tells her that their is other ships but only he can pilot them.

She snatches his head and follows his direction.

Then the plot twist:

It cuts back to GirlBoss Lady’s tentacle son, who is using the Voldemort Creator guy as a host.

Then…

Hey those aliens kinda look familiar—

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS AN ALIENS PREQUEL

Now as someone who has never seen Alien/Aliens but has wanted to see it. Maybe I should seen the signs, BUT IT APPARENTLY WAS AN ALIENS PREQUEL WHAT THE HELL