#it's not the first time I've flirted with furry shit on this blog and it probably won't be the last

[release-the-sheep]

thinking my thoughts as always and I think I need everyone who sent me 🍇 during the fruit ask game to know that actually,

this shit. this moment. the way Jane moves and is, here. this is the one that won't leave me alone, and while I have not written anything with it and don't have any concrete plans to do so, it does light my brain up like a pinball machine every time I look at it.

that is a wild animal. nothing is going to hurt Maura, absolutely not, but Jane is not operating on a human level in this moment. and that makes me lose it. whatever's governing her right then is deeper than rationality, logic, all the things that supposedly set us above the rest of the animal kingdom. and if this is how Jane is most effective, she's willing to do away with all of those things. she's willing to accept that she is that animal, if Maura needs her to be. the way she bends down over Maura's body is like... I don't even know, man. It's like a hunter laying claim to their fresh kill, or a scavenger laying claim to a carcass. It's a mother sheltering her young. It makes me go psychosexual David Attenborough, hitting every 50's lesbian pulp trope but through a Discovery Channel lens. it's "don't fuck with me", but in a growl that human vocal chords are not adapted to make.

we talk about guard dog Jane a lot but what if, yknow?

[oopsislipped]

Nightmare Time Episode 2 Live Blog

Forever and Always

Mariah and Rob duet Mariah and Rob duet-

IT'S HIDGENS OH MY G O D

oh sylvia!!

man in a hurry!1!1!1!1!

bill crying,,

"and you were very rude to me"

I MISSED MOST OF PAUL'S SPEECH BECUASE I HAD TO GET MY FOOD

"mY wiFe"

EMMA IS D E A D????

my mom is now next to me and I was worried but she liked twisted so

""why are some characters not in costume" "oh it's because there's a narrator" "then who's the guy with the headphones" "...the narrator, mom"

bill why

emma being mad paul is a sight I won't get used too

"gOdDaMmit. S H I T. what a pain in my a s s"

fake emma is so dumb oh my god

sexy stranger roleplay

we get it paul you don't like musicals we now how that went

I don't trust sylvia

thank duck the chickens are ok

I LITERALLY GASPED

this brings me confrontation from jekyll and hyde vibes

bill literally saw a goddamn knife and said "oooh yeah this will do great at my buddy's wedding"

EMMA SUPREMACY

kudos to fake emma for most likely killing sam /j

"a" - paul matthews probably

wait she's a robot I thought she was a cryptid

SOMETHING HAPPENED TO MY TV

...and now something is on fire

paul. sweetie. I love you but no ♡

god I love paul and emma so much

NICK IS SO EXCITED AKSJSLS

this reminds me of that one gravity falls scene, you know the one

someone make an emma valentines card with "let's start a pot farm together"

he killed the real emma didn't he.

yeah

ok but nightmare time really works on zoom because "with mismatched eyes" is supposed to surprise the person watching because for us both emmas look the same, and I think that's really cool.

emma did w h a t.

W H A T

WHAT THE FUCK CCRP

love but make it evil ♡

the homeless guy knowing more than he lets on is a great concept

well that was ride,

Time Bastard

why do you make such a fuss about a masterful criminal this is Ted Sleazeball Porker we are talking about /j

HIS FACE AKSJAJAJA

oh right he's got an actual last name

do robots have dicks?

ted??? respecting women???

why am I relating to ted spankoffski of all people

FURRY BODY SUIT

jeff is now a magical furry ok ok

wait I think I've seen him but at first I pictured him as an actual furry...... /gen

ok but I am picturing myself on ted's situation because I often say "we'll be here for 7 centuries" or something like that with that exact time,,

psa: if you're a ccrp employee don't use the synthetic life form for other purposes!!

excellent costume jeff /lh

ted being completely bored......

TED DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE SITUATION YOU'RE IN

"this coffee tastes like shit" "what's coffee"

it's times like these where I wish I could draw

"the chosen one": overused, vague, getting old "time bastard": unique, straight to the point, pretty fitting if you ask me k wish someone called me that

OH RIGHT HE SAID OCTOBER 17 2004

ah yes, the three genders: male, female, and time bastard

WAIT I JUST GOT THE NOTIF FOR EPISODE 3 I AM NOT MENTALLY PREPARED FOR THIS

...ted.

ted that's not how you flirt and this comes from a questioning arospec /hj

NOOO JENNY

BUT

B U T???

so now the furry wears a suit???

TED YOU'RE SUCH A DUMBASS

well I would've done that too but

... w e l l

U M

THE ENDING I AM LITERALLY LOSING IT

I love that both are connected this is so cool

jon's face

this was actually pretty disturbing ngl

peanuts!! he's okay!! good for him!!