#it's not my favourite one imo so i want to. hack into my phone and change the emoji font so i can have the google ones

[donuts4evry1]

im going crazy over jellyfish. why are they like that

[servin-up-surveys]

survey #052

Have you ever dated someone who was emotionally or mentally unstable? Yes.

Be honest: are you clingy? Yes. Have you ever had bronchitis? No; I did however witness a former boyfriend go through it, and it was BRUTAL. I thought the man was going to hack a lung out. What was the last thing you purchased? A drink. Your most treasured and precious photo? (post or describe) The first one that came to mind was one that was taken at PetSmart when Teddy was a puppy and we went to their anniversary training event. He won best trick. Anyway the picture is me sitting with him, and he's wearing a little PetSmart birthday hat.

Have you ever had a reptile for a pet? Multiple; I have a snake now. Have you ever seen any of the Great Lakes? From the plane when over Chicago, yes. At least, I think. Ever swam in a river? I have, just of course by the bank. Coke or Pepsi? Coke; I don't like Pepsi. Are you afraid of the dentist? Not at all, actually. Did you attend Sunday School as a child? I was forced to and I will always be bitter about it. Have you ever smoked a cigarette? No. Have you ever been pulled aside by security at the airport? Yes, actually, but I can't remember why. Oh, maybe my medicine? I don't remember exactly why, but it was nothing serious and I was excused quickly. Who was the last person you cuddled with? Girt. What is your favourite seasonal candy (only available at certain times)? Hmmm... I guess candy canes. Do you know anyone who is fluent in a second tongue? Uh, I might, but no one close. What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen and who did you watch it with? The Rite was only scary to me because the idea of being raped and impregnated by a demon is absofuckinglutely horrifying to me, especially teenage Christian me when I saw it. I watched it with my younger sister, I think? Honorable mention goes to Paranormal Entity (I THINK that was the movie...) because its ending is extremely upsetting to watch for details I won't go into because it's just... a lot. There was one specific scene in the movie I remember with the mom just totally staring at the camera for at least a full minute in night vision that I remember REALLY making my skin crawl and imo was one of the most unnerving things I've ever watched. This movie I remember seeing with my older sister. How would you feel if your significant other (or possible partner) told you they dislike having sex, but do so with you to make you happy, even though they personally think it's a chore? I wouldn't want to have sex after that then because I think it's unfair to my partner to do something like that when they don't enjoy it. I've gone this long without it, I can keep it up. What stories are an absolute must read for your children/possible future children? The first one I think of is Stellaluna, purely because I loved it so much as a kid and I mean c'mon, it's about a BABY BAT. Adorable. Another book I really liked called Chrysanthemum came to mind very quickly, because I'd certainly want my children to understand different is beautiful and nothing to ever be ashamed of. What are some of your favorite monologues? PLEASE the rant the villain goes on at the end of Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs is one of THE most beautiful, marrow-chilling quotes I have ever heard in my entire motherfucking life. I get goosebumps EVERY fucking time. What breed was the last dog you saw? Chihuahua. If a bug is in your car, do you kill it or try to push it out your window? I try to get it out the window. Your boyfriend/girlfriend isn’t around but their phone is. Do you look through it? Absolutely not. Who’s the biggest whore you know? I don't know and it's not my business either. Do people ever think you’re older/younger than you actually are? People always think I'm younger than I am. What is your current status? Taken. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes, the left. Have you ever had a life-threatening injury? No. Do you prefer an ocean or pool? The ocean is way more fun with its unpredictability. Do you shut off the water while you brush your teeth? Yes. Do you wish you had an older, protective brother? I have an older brother, but he doesn't live here and we never talk really unless he's visiting. I honestly feel like an older brother that was notably over-protective would first off be annoying but also maybe even insulting, but idk. I don't have experience with this to know. If you could seek revenge on someone would you? No, I'd live feeling guilty. Would you ever get a tattoo? I want to be basically covered with tattoos by the end of my life. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? I sincerely think and hope so. Girt and I are doing great. Have you ever liked anyone that was in a relationship with someone else? Yes. I experienced out of this fucking world jealousy when Jason got into a relationship not all that long after we split. I LITERALLY wanted her dead, like a fucking child. Do people ever compliment your eyes? Only significant others really have. Who was the last person you hung out with? My boyfriend. Have any of your exes ever given you roses? Well, while we dated: Jason and Tyler. Do you think your last ex ever thinks about you? Not in a good way. Have you text voted for an American Idol? I don't think so, no. Have you ever run out of gas? It's possible while riding with my parents as a kid, but I don't remember this ever happening. Would you rather have salad or french fries for a side dish? Man, I'm a fatass, the obvious answer is fries. Ever been to California? Did you like it? I have not. What’s your favorite thing about the town you live in? Fucking nothing. Are you boobs real? Uh yeah. What’s the best Valentine’s Day present you’ve ever received? I really appreciated Jason getting me Heavy Rain one year. It's not something you'd expect on the holiday, but with us both being such big gamers, it was very "us." Could you date someone who has been only your friend for a long time? Ha, that's the story with my current boyfriend, and it's the healthiest relationship I've ever had. Which one of your relationships was the shortest? Juan and I were together for less than 24 hours. Which was the longest? Jason, 3 1/2 years. Have any of your exes told you they regret breaking up with you? No. Favorite boy's name? Severin or Damien. I also really like Luther. Name one of your friends’ children: One of my high school friends has a daughter named Persephone and I LIVE for it. Do you know any twins? More than one pair. Well, know OF, in that case. What’s your favorite country song? "When The Stars Go Blue" by Tim McGraw. What age did you lose your virginity? I'm 26 and haven't. How far away is the closest Walmart? It's like, barely even two minutes down the road. Chick-fil-a, Taco Bell or McDonald’s? am i gonna get crucified for genuinely answering McDonald's lmfao Did you ever get an allowance as a child? No. Pizza rolls or bagel bites? The former. Honestly I think I've had bagel bites like, once in my entire life. What kind of pets does your grandmother have? For pretty much as long as I knew my maternal grandmother, she had a BRILLIANT, super well-behaved malteese named KC. She was so far fucking beyond devasted when super old age finally took him away. What’s the last show you really got into that you have to wait for the next season of? Squid Game. Have you ever witnessed a car accident? UGH yes and it's the worst fucking thing to see actually happen. And I haven't even seen a BAD one. Sprinkles or frosting? I HATE sprinkles. Frosting. Do you like mushrooms? NO. Well, as a food. I think mushrooms themselves are really fuckin cool and I like seeing them in the wild. How old is your youngest sibling? She's 24. Do you like painting? Not usually, no. I get VERY stressed that one little fuck-up can really mess shit up. Like sure, let it dry and paint over it, generally, but that's just not how it always goes. Have you ever been swimming with dolphins? No, but I would like to. What kind of soda is your favorite? Strawberry Sunkist, but I enjoy it so much that I literally never let myself get it because I will DESTROY that bottle/pack. I also like Mountain Dew Voltage too much, but I drink it anyway. Almost any Mountain Dew flavor is a banger to me, ha ha. Penguins or pandas? UGH that's too hard What’s the name of your pets? Roman, Venus, Cookie. Regular or pink lemonade? Pink. Does anyone in your family have a birthday in February? Me, as well as my youngest niece. Are you into anime? Yes. Pizza or nacho Lunchables? This isn't even a competition, my man, NACHOES. That's the only one I ever really get; I don't enjoy the pizza one much at all. Have you ever been inside of a courtroom? Yes. Which would you rather have, twins or triplets? I'd rather jump off a fucking bridge Have you ever been in an ambulance? No, and I seriously hope that never changes. Snakes or spiders? Gotta go with snakes. Do you know how to braid hair? I mean, I could probably do it, but I'm not certain. Do you believe in aliens? Yep. There's GOT to be SOME sort of extraterrestrial life form out there. Did you ever catch crawfish or frogs? Frogs, all the time as a kid, but just to hold and look at for a little bit. I never kept 'em. Ever drink from a garden hose? I feel like I must've at some point as a kid. What was the last computer game you played? I was playing World of Warcraft earlier. Can you count to 100 in another language? I can in German. Who gave you your first kiss? Well, I don't consider this my "real" first kiss considering all I ever did was freeze and there were ZERO reciprocated feelings, but in pre-k, there were two boys who would, without fail, no less than harrass me during recess by chasing, hugging, and kissing me to the point I know one was eventually suspended. I am very, very confident this is where my extreme phobia of people walking/being behind me began, ESPECIALLY if it's a man. I internally freak out when even my fucking mom is behind me in the hallway or something. Who was the last person you went on a date with? Girt. Is good grammar attractive? Yep. What are your full initials? BMD. Would you ever let your grandma set you up on a blind date? OH MY GOD HELL NO Do you believe “Once a cheater, always a cheater”? No; people grow and change. Why did you last cry? Trauma. Would you feel hurt if your last ex is in a relationship? Not at all. Are you listening to any music? "Dicke Titten" is on rn lET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO