#it's not gramatically correct which we know they LOVE to hear

[danny-the-coolest]

Do you guys know respectable mexicans absolutely LOATHE Emilia Pérez and a mexican trans woman did a short film in like a week mocking it and called it Johanne Sacreblue and it's all french sterotypes and at some point it has Ladybug and Chat Noir fighting a mime in the background while the characters talk and the amount of rats in the scene increases each time the frame changes? It's important to me that people know this

[cleanerdoesntgaming]

kaeloo incorrect quotes to help get myself into the fandom

Quack-Quack: What are you getting Mr. Cat for the holidays? Kaeloo: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet. Stumpy: I'm getting Mr. Cat a divorce lawyer.

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Kaeloo: Wake me up- Quack-Quack: Before you go go Stumpy: When September ends Mr. Cat: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Quack-Quack: Why are your tongues purple? Mr. Cat: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Kaeloo: I had a red one. Quack-Quack: oh. Quack-Quack: Quack-Quack: OH. Stumpy: Stumpy: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Mr. Cat, pointing at Quack-Quack: Are they a Freak (derogatory)? Mr. Cat, pointing at Kaeloo: Or a Freak (affectionate)? Stumpy: Why not both? Mr. Cat, to Stumpy: You’re so right, Freak (double-edged sword)!

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Kaeloo: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie- Stumpy: Eyy, homie! Quack-Quack: But then there's cootie… Mr. Cat: Die.

. Stumpy: You know, Mr. Cat gives Kaeloo flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too. Quack-Quack: Okay. Later Quack-Quack: gives Kaeloo flowers Kaeloo: ??? Quack-Quack: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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Quack-Quack: Oh god, they texted you ‘hi.’’ punctuation only means one thing, Stumpy. They're mad at you. Stumpy: No, it's Mr. Cat. They're just being gramatically correct! meanwhile Mr. Cat: And then I used a period so they'd know that I'm mad at them. Kaeloo: A period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'. Mr. Cat: I stand by my choice.

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Mr. Cat: is hugging Kaeloo Stumpy: Hey! It's my turn to hug Kaeloo! Stumpy: grabs Kaeloo Quack-Quack: kicking down the door What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! Mr. Cat: No, It's still my turn! Kaeloo: suffocating Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! Stumpy: But we need the moral support! Mr. Cat: And you're small! Which is cute! Quack-Quack: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. Kaeloo: close to tears Well- I, I guess.

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Kaeloo: Today at 7 am, Mr. Cat poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Quack-Quack: I watched Mr. Cat brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm. Stumpy: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.

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Kaeloo: I love you. Mr. Cat: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that. Kaeloo and Mr. Cat kiss passionately Stumpy, to Quack-Quack: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Mr. Cat: You have friends and I envy that. Kaeloo: You're welcome to share my friends. Mr. Cat: looks at Quack-Quack and Stumpy Mr. Cat: I don't want those.

[juju-or-anya]

This is true Latin American pride, not Selena Gomez speaking crappy Spanish, saying words taken from GPT Chat

Do you guys know respectable mexicans absolutely LOATHE Emilia Pérez and a mexican trans woman did a short film in like a week mocking it and called it Johanne Sacreblue and it's all french sterotypes and at some point it has Ladybug and Chat Noir fighting a mime in the background while the characters talk and the amount of rats in the scene increases each time the frame changes? It's important to me that people know this