#it's not faaairrr

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

my top 5 eras by listens vs my top 5 eras that i chose

[uniqueprincesscre8tor]

Anons are making me hungry (for food, ya pervs) and it's not faaairrr

[mondaymelon]

THIS IS NOT FAAAIRRR IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO PIANO

you're my twin right? you love me right?

TEAXH ME

my rates are 1290380192842091 dollars an hour but since your my twin ill give you a special discount of 6% ... so ur final bill will come to 7.7422812e+13 an hour <33333

ill see you at 3 pm on Tuesday please prepare the money cash only please ty <33 im gonna make you a s T A R 🤩🤩🤩 like a true alpha would !!!!

[darlinghowl]

the one thing i’ll never understand is how chill some ppl can be in media where their SO or bff or whatever has magic/superpowers/whatever bc if i found out the woman i’d been dating for years could suddenly connect on a spiritual emotional and also somewhat physical level with 7 other people bc she was genetically different from me due to a flaw in our evolution i would simply kill myself. how is life worth living if the interesting shit isn’t happening TO you i have fomo so bad i couldn’t stand it. amanita will stand there and watch nomi talk to will and be like “yeah it’s the cop from chicago again” and amanita will be like “well okay what does he know” when EYE would be like “ITS NOT FAAAIRRR!!! give ME psychic powers TOO”

[dazedspiralgirl]

thasss faaairrr

feels good to get this high :3

[pumbkinrabbit]

I wish i could wear thigh high anything or even knee high but fucking, everything is modelled for people with skinny calves and thighs :(

[shinondraws]

I had a dream that I challenged Archie and his crew to a pirate ship duel. My ship was way smaller but me and my crew had a tactic. We smashed all of their cannonsand it was very cinematic except Archie and his crew behaved like a bunch of kids whose toys I had just smashed. They literally were like "aw not faaairrr". When they were unable to fight back I marched over and took their helm. Literally just took the helm off and I forced one of Archie's crew members to carry the helm to my ship and put it in place. The helm then absorbed the crewmate and the helm became self-steering. I had won. For good. I had a magic ship that I didn't need to steer myself so I could focus on smashing more shit.

[curlytemple]

niche interests list 

okay sure yes this is fun! i havent posted a thing like this in such a long time. thank you new gal pal @scottspack for tagging me! 

pigs????

alright first lets throw it back to preschool! my fav childhood toys were my baby doll (snookums) and a plush pig that my grandma got me that i just called ‘pig’ ...i watched the babe movies countless times, and piglet? that anxious little guy GETS ME bro. when my preschool did a nativity play and my class got to choose an animal to be in baby jesus’ manger, my mother recalls me saying that i would be a pig because jewish people (jesus christ) wouldnt eat me. she has no idea how or when i learned about kosher foods. ironically despite my namesake i was too afraid of the movie charlotte’s web to watch it more than once because the scary farmer tries to kill wilbur for being small and the pretty spider dies. 

sugar creek gang 

OKAY this is a book series from the 40s-70s about a group of christian little boys in indiana who went on adventures in the woods and helped people. my dad read a LOT of chapter books to me as bedtime stories when i was little (see also the mandie series, nancy drew and the hardy boys, little house on the prairie) but sugar creek gang is one that really hit. i read all 36 books with dad and at least once again on my own. there was a series of 4 or 5 movies in the early 2000s when i was the Perfect age to have a crush on most if not all of them. this might be too much detail but i have to tell you about these boys. we WILL not be revisiting the heavy religious themes. 

 the narrator is bill who is Good and Kind and wants to be a doctor when he grows up. his best friend is a chubby boy nicknamed poetry because he memorizes and quotes poems, he is the Detective of the group. BIG JIM is the leader of the group who is supposed to be like, 14, which was very cool and hot, to me. and yes there is a little jim, who is the baby of the group. then there is CIRCUS who is known for his climbing and acrobatics, and his FIVE SISTERS AND BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE. dreamboy. i’m almost done listing boys, i promise. a boy called dragonfly who is allergic to everything and hella superstitious. later in the series a new boy named tom moves to town and tom has an older brother bob who is NOT A CHRISTIAN (bully) 

tangentially, the buttercream gang, a movie from 1992 that was almost definitely made by some christians who grew up reading the sugar creek gang series which i’m guessing on vibes alone. will spare you Good Boy details but scott is in love with his best friend pete who moves to chicago and falls in with a bad crowd and scott just refuses to stop LOVING HIM. very gay christian film in retrospect. 

peter pan

so i know liking disney’s peter pan isnt niche, but it was the way i liked it. tinker bell stan from day one, i watched all of those disney fairies movies, even the ones that came out after i was definitely not intended audience. there was an online pixie hollow game where you could design your own fairies and play mini games where you gathered dew drops or something. had a HUGE CRUSH on jeremy sumpter in peter pan (2003) then i got really darkly obsessed with the idea of growing up when i was 12 or 13, and everything peter pan was deeply My Shit for my entire adolescence. i read the original book and every other twisted version of the story i could find and seriously freaked myself out about wasting my youth. 

shug

you’ve probably heard of jenny han now, or at least the netflix adaptations for to all the boys i’ve loved before and the sequel ps i still love you (always and forever, lara jean, coming soon?) but before she wrote THOSE, she wrote my first ever Favorite Book, about annemarie “shug” wilcox, a girl in the summer before starting middle school. it is SO engraved on my heart i cannot explain. i felt so incredibly understood and cant even tell you how many times i read it. thinking about all of the ways it made me feel SEEN is actually making me very tender so i’m gonna go on.  

the summer series

on the subject of jenny han, since she was now my Favorite author, when she came out with the summer i turned pretty in 2009, i was ALL IN. it’s not summer without you, and we’ll always have summer were published the next two years. a coming of age series about a girl isabel “belly” conklin who stays at her mother’s best friend's house at the beach in the summers. i really could talk about it forever yall. i actually dont know how to be succinct about it. i will try. her mom’s friend has TWO BOYS. one brother, jeremiah, is the golden boy and her best friend who is in love with her! the older one CONRAD is her childhood crush who's just sort of around while belly is firmly getting over her childish feelings and going out and experiencing teen beach life with jeremiah for the first time and figuring out who she is and wants to be! by the end of the summer he admits he feels differently about her (hence belly internalizing this as The Summer I Turned Pretty) and they get together. this is already too much so i will just say that the next two books deal with a PROFOUND LOSS and the selfishness of grief and the SELFLESSNESS OF CONRAD and i will absolutely lose my shit if netflix picks it up for a second jenny han series adaptation. 

pappyland

this was a kids show in the 90′s that features a character named Pappy Drew-It, an artist dressed like a 49er who lives in a magic cabin in pappyland. there’s tons of characters and music and life lessons but the meat of every episode is a detailed drawing how-to (pappy is actually a cartoonist, michael cariglio) and i have a hard back cover sketch book from my grandpa that i FILLED with drawings that pappy and DOODLEBUG taught me to do. there is a running gag that pappy always breaks his crayons.  

boy meets world

i KNOW this is beloved by many but i’m counting it because i’m simply too young to have such an obsession with it! the show ran from 1992-2000. i was born in 1996, but reruns on the disney channel and abc family cemented it as one of my favorite shows. cory and shawn, closer than brothers, shameless homoromantics, shawn is cory’s first wife!!!!! truly showed me what a best friend can and should be!!!!!! the great love of your life!!!!! TOPANGA, the og weird feminist girl who said stop shaving your legs and start speaking your mind, ladies! the characters are so richly developed that they are real people to my heart. YES every character on this show is in their late 30s-early 40s and YES i feel like we grew up together. in season one they’re in the 6th grade and we follow them all the way to COLLEGE. countless poignant life lessons, often literally dictated by the wise and hilarious MR. FEENY, cory’s next door neighbor and somehow one of his teachers for YEARS. my love was only solidified by the 2014 girl meets world reboot, centered on cory and topanga’s daughter and her best friend. (which was literally cancelled because disney didn’t want to transition from a kids show to a teen show, something essential to the original. also because that teen show would have had CANON LESBIANS. extremely shameful move in 2017!) boy meets world lives rent free in my heart and i will never evict it!!!!!!!

i consulted my mother when i got stumped for more and she reminded me that i had obsessions with the impressionist art period and babies and ANYTHING fairies or pixies, and i was way too young when my love of the canadian teen after school special degrassi began. she also said bob ross, which i was hesitant to include because he’s been super ~trendy in recent years, but to be fair (To Be Faaairrr) she’s right! i don’t think people really watched the joy of painting as much as i have throughout my life. best sick day show of all time.

lastly i could honestly list anna herself as a niche interest, my mom actually metioned that ive always hyperfixated on my girl friends (gay) but i’ll just note that YES friday night lights, YES barry lyga novels. love to share so many things with you, niche or not, they’re niche in Our Mind.

[moonfiresonorant]

REAL!! i just finished making a crossover post between honkai and ES(again) to see this post in my notifs its a delight!!

if i had the energy and had my writers block gone i would be writing up a storm for a rewrite on this series i think they shouldve had crystal take up the lead role too seeing as she's also descended from the same ancestors as those of flare and speed its not faaairrr

Oof I wish glaceon had more done to her other than character development. Actually scratch that I wish all the girls got development rather than just sitting there looking pretty

[saifahname]

its not FAIR how cute they made zon's sister only to have her be a fujoshi... its not FAAAIRRR

I SWEAR 

i want to like her but ?? girly you just wrote a fanfiction about your brother and his friends and refused to delete it when he said he was uncomfortable with it. 

i mean she is cute and her relation with zon is really siblings like but still

[finalsorrow]

So toby can't bite you but kairi can bite your nip? That doesn't sound faaairrr

   “I didn’t consent to that---”

[lowlightslowlifes]

i miss my girlfriend it's not faaairrr

[blazevillains]

ok elaborating because i was in a funny mood a few hours ago but!! blaze!! literally so beloved like you're really funny and great to talk to and youve got this certain funky Vibe and whenever i see you in my notifications i think !!! blaze !!! friend! :D and just dfjgdfjg i hope you have a wonderful night

OOOOWWEGGDGSHAHAJ??!?!?!??!! spiiiderrrr this isnt faaairrr im not articulate enough to express how beloved you are!!! youre just the sweetest person!! liiike i see you in my notifs and im like !!!!!!! THIS MF !!! 💙💙💙 HAVE A LOVELY NIGHT!!!

[medievalmon]

Am I the only one who thinks that Gardevoir and Delphox are the strongest team? It would be great if she appeared and helped Delphox, and together destroy half of the army attacking the Iceberg Empire.

“Absolutely, if I were there, Delphox and I would be able to take down any threats that we had to face! What a shame that someone didn’t choose me to go over there.” 

“I had options to send three soldiers, and there wasn’t a chance that I was sending over both of my top mages. Especially when I got just three knights in return.” 

“I want my Gardevoir baaack! We work so well, it’s not faaairrr!”

[phoenix-ocs]

"T-That's not faaairrr.." he pouted.

you should suck some dick. Might help you feel better

“But Adrian’s not here right now~”