#it's me. I'm bitches

[infernal-feminae]

Like everyone else, I love ships with dynamics that I get completely invested in, but I surprisingly haven't written a lot of smut lately tbh

[poodlejoonas]

Bitches be like “this is my comfort video” and it’s five minutes of some dude in a band saying goofy shit during interviews

[beatleswings]

I did an edit of the ring girls from that PO comic. I named them Mireille (blue) and Jeanne (red)! Individual edits and...them together. The last two are the same but one...they're sporting eyeshadow!

[sonic-wildfire]

bitches will be like "there's nothing to eat!" and their pantry looks like this

[whumperofworlds]

Bitches be like "I want to torture my favorite character/OC to alleviate stress!"

[inhumanliquid]

Bitches will have forget disorder and be like "why did I forget that"

[azuredragoonterra]

Bitches be like "I'm so emotional today, and my stomach hurts, and I cant tell what I want sexually but I'm kinda fired up, and I'm craving food" and not realize they on they period.

[baelavelaryon]

ANYWAY bitches will put up with insane amounts of bullshit for years and years and years and then basically have no choice to break down and then get told off for how "childish" they're being because they just really can't cope with this last straw of how everybody is allowed to do what they want EXCEPT for them!!

[writer-of-worlds]

Bitches be like "this is my comfort game" and it's Fire Emblem Three Houses.

[commaclear]

Spring fling? By Samuel Marklee gives btp Wilbur vibes

-qaa

Bitches will hear the fucking saddest songs and be like "Yeah, this is definitely btp!Wilbur"

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[baker-chan-senpai]

dumb doodles

merry christmas, people

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate double black battle scene

[golgafrincham]

shoutout to bitches who inadvertently put on their t-shirts inside-out AND backwards and don't notice for at least an hour

[brainrotcharacters]

the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2