#it's me I'm the guy

[crimsonbits]

Guy who only thinks and talks about Kasen whenever Touhou comes up in any capacity : why isn't Kasen in this game?

[shoukohime]

guy who always thinks about haikyuu: this reminds me of haikyuu

[angelcuntboi]

guy who's into large insertions but not very patient, so they keep splitting their pussy open with their biggest toys over and over no matter how much it hurts because it makes them cum every time anyway

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

(._.) ☚ guy who has so much to do and yet so little energy

[moose-in-jeans]

Type of guy who will leave character analysis of a sci-fi story to the professionals, but will go extremely in-depth about the mechanics of said sci-fi story's fake science

[luminolveins]

(guy who's obsessed with drawing his headmates voice) I could be drawing my headmates rn

[witherydithery]

Guy who's only listened to The Magnus Archives, learning about Miltonic ideas of temptation: Getting real Magnus Archives vibes from this

[only-man-in-the-sky]

guy who perpetually flips back and forth between crying about how much he loves his boyfriend and being in denial about his sexuality

[tendergore]

i don't wanna work anymore i want to write porn and watch funny people play video games on the internet and make out and kill each other bloody style and make out some more

then i want to sleep and have cool freaky dreams and wake up and do it all over again

[pisshandkerchief]

guy who loves getting high but every time he hits the blunt he coughs so hard he convulses and throws up and dies

[puzzled-on-main]

breaking: local gen Z hospital patient hesitates to press CALL NURSE button, doesn't want to inconvenience her

[meatballsander]

Guy who has only played rusty lake paradise watching The Wicker Man for the first time: getting some real rusty lake paradise vibes from this

[fortheturnstiles]

everybody wants to talk film analysis until the guy who's into lacan shows up

[tricktack]

guy who's only ever listened to fall out boy listening to anything else: getting a lot of fall out boy vibes from this....

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

type of guy: can't relate to the "didn't think they'd live to be this old" confusion because they were consumed by delusions of immortality stronger than the suicidal misery of being a teen so they always knew they'd make it this far they just didn't know they'd still be relatively human

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Guy who comes up with MacGyver level solutions to things that aren't actually a problem at all; he just forgot the obvious way things are normally done and his natural conclusion was to do something elaborate but entirely unnecessary