#it's me I'm the guy

[crimsonbits]

Guy who only thinks and talks about Kasen whenever Touhou comes up in any capacity : why isn't Kasen in this game?

[shoukohime]

guy who always thinks about haikyuu: this reminds me of haikyuu

[angelcuntboi]

guy who's into large insertions but not very patient, so they keep splitting their pussy open with their biggest toys over and over no matter how much it hurts because it makes them cum every time anyway

[luminolveins]

(guy who's obsessed with drawing his headmates voice) I could be drawing my headmates rn

[witherydithery]

Guy who's only listened to The Magnus Archives, learning about Miltonic ideas of temptation: Getting real Magnus Archives vibes from this

[only-man-in-the-sky]

guy who perpetually flips back and forth between crying about how much he loves his boyfriend and being in denial about his sexuality

[tendergore]

i don't wanna work anymore i want to write porn and watch funny people play video games on the internet and make out and kill each other bloody style and make out some more

then i want to sleep and have cool freaky dreams and wake up and do it all over again

[pisshandkerchief]

guy who loves getting high but every time he hits the blunt he coughs so hard he convulses and throws up and dies

[puzzled-on-main]

breaking: local gen Z hospital patient hesitates to press CALL NURSE button, doesn't want to inconvenience her

[tricktack]

guy who's only ever listened to fall out boy listening to anything else: getting a lot of fall out boy vibes from this....

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

type of guy: can't relate to the "didn't think they'd live to be this old" confusion because they were consumed by delusions of immortality stronger than the suicidal misery of being a teen so they always knew they'd make it this far they just didn't know they'd still be relatively human

[aromanthur-lester]

Guy who just got dennis reynolds on a "which iasip character are you" quiz: okay but that's a pretty basic result. am i basic? would you describe me as basic. i'm not basic am i???

[clove-pinks]

"People are saying that only fans of a TV show would ever know 'Barrett's Privateers'? Ridiculous! Who doesn't enjoy a classic Stan Rogers song?"

— Guy who only knows 'MacDonnell on the Heights' due to being in the War of 1812 fandom

[flycasual]

[justewil]

guy who is so tired all the time

[westscain]

hey god the guys you put on this earth to scavenge and protect are STILL trying to watch every movie they can get their hands on from the jeffrey combs cinematic universe AGAIN