#it's literally smarter to go directly into the 3rd phase of money laundering in his case :(
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eddie diaz money laundering king you'll be famous forever
#yes yes mwah eddie using extreme streetfighting means to regain a semblance of control and agency in his life and literally dominating the#field so much he'd won enough money he had to go and buy a fuckass truck about it#but you know his ass did NOT declare this at the bank did not file a CTR nor paid a penny of taxes#firefighting is NOT a cash intensive business and he'd not be able to sell a convincing source of secondary income at the bank#mwah ๐๐๐ a criminal mastermindddd#...... surely he wouldn't be stupid enough to structure that cash and deposit it at different branches omg. eddie diaz honey your ass HAS a#SAR on you if that's the case.......#it's literally smarter to go directly into the 3rd phase of money laundering in his case :(#911
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