#it's like hey gonzo what are you smoking and I'm like *looks down at my smoking pole in my hand
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Oh by the way you're whispering in a deaf girl's ear.
#formerly deaf mermaid#is that a fucking thing?#you say I lack humor#bullshit#her: 🥺 hypnotize me daddy#I do bte#In some world I am a giant that hollows out telephone poles and stuffs them with the wicked to smoke#it's like hey gonzo what are you smoking and I'm like *looks down at my smoking pole in my hand#me: I'm burning these fucking faggots into ash wanna join#earn a trillion to buy a well worn holy robot#yes 💯 it has character..... let's make sure the patches hold#wouldn't want to end up naked in the water....or would we
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