#it's just the pool of worthwhile boys irl is smaller so dkfsjghdfksl

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thinking about heather and chrissy “”””””"crushing””””””” steve all thru middle school and like freshman year dfgfdgfd

like it’s a Normal Girl Thing™ to have a crush right????? so they just decide to have one and settle on steve because he’s handsome and already pretty cool. and ofc they do it collectively bc then they’re doing it together! like a club! it’s a shared hobby! they basically follow all the classic media shit about crushes and stuff to a T just for the fun of it. gossip about him basically just to have something lighthearted to gossip about

like somehow it’s inherently more cringe to act like you have a crush just for sport than to actually have a crush on someone. like no no, you see, i didn’t actually give a shit about this dude i was writing my name with surrounded by hearts in my trapper keeper. i was just doing it for fun you know? checking off some boxes in my “girly activities” booklet. trying to get my merit badge. absolutely fucking embarrassing clown behavior. hence why it petered out when they got to high school ksjdlghsldkjfds