#it's iza's fault that i'm even saying it

[elizabethsharmon]

Be kind always (even though we know it's not possible due to you being so offensive 😇😇😇)

oooh okay so turns out that this is an actual question meanwhile I thought it’s just a reminder that I shouldn’t be too petty while ranking the remakes 🤦‍♀🤦‍♀🤦‍♀ though I honestly don’t know how can I not be offensive while answering this question soooo I guess I’m gonna put this under cut so if anyone doesn’t want to see the negativity just don’t click? 🤷‍♀

Be Kind always - Unpopular opinion about skam?

aka I’m gonna say something controversial yet so brave

since you haven’t specified which one I should mention and I know you well enough to know what you expect from asking me this so…

skam france: season 4 was well-written. yes, there was sometimes too much drama to handle but there weren’t any plot holes and everything that happened actually made sense EXCEPT MARLES GETTING BACK TOGETHER UGH but other than that yes. and AT LEAST they gave imane all 10 episodes and in two clips that had somewhat switched pov she was still the main focus of them in the end. some remakes should learn.

wtfock:

they seem to just pick all the songs from billboard top 100 list from years 2003-2019 and put them randomly in the clips only to have a Known Tune and it makes no sense for the story shown on screen

cutting clips that could’ve easily be long into short clips and then ending them abruptly disrupts the flow of the story and one longer clip would work better than 832882 long ones (for example see: wednesday clips from s3e3)

what they’re doing now with sander and robbe without showing us practically any interaction between them but giving us hints that yeah they talked with each other and spent some time together is not cutting through, they can’t cram 3 weeks of interactions and longing into one week (or more like 3 clips where they actually talked) and be like “yeah, that’s good, great job, jeff”

which brings me to my next point: it kinda seems now that they don’t have any lgbt writers in the team and it shows

skam espana: s1 was the least skam-like in terms of experience and acting and the work of camera of all the remakes

skam austin: it’s not even skam anymore, it’s another american show for teenagers and yeah, no, it doesn’t work

druck:

first of all mia and queerbaiting saga - the only reason why they made her bi was because fans wanted her to be and so first in s1 she says “i don’t like labels”, then the writers made her KISS HANNA, only to make her say like two or three lines that she’s bi in s2. AND THEN they made her break up with alex after they were kinda okay together (as much as a noorhelm couple can be) and literally 5 minutes after they broke up they queerbaited with mia and this other girl.that’s like… not how you write bi characters and it’s very, very harmful to the community. so stop.

secondly: the constant focus on boys and talking about relationship with boys only like that’s the only thing girls can talk about. spoiler alert: it’s not! first they made the bechdel test clip and literally the next day they forgot about it all and released a clip of girl squad (except mia who was too busy kissing alex) talking about boys and relationships only with boys (but not for mia because “mia has a choice”! yeah so do you!!!) for 7 minutes straight. love that for them.

thirdly: contrary to popular opinion season 3 was a complete mess and the writing decreased tremendously and acting wasn’t good either. matteo had all the signs of depression but they just completely ignored it and just made him smoke more weed and meet with his weed dealer and he was practically stoned through the whole season. also his outfits were plain awful and whoever says otherwise has no taste at all sorry not sorry

still at the third point: if you want to change MI storyline to trans storyline that’s amazing BUT you HAVE TO adjust the timeline to this and if you really want to make it right and use your show as a platform to raise awareness and normalise stuff just do this and actually show stuff and talk about them and mention it. one dialogue isn’t enough. all in all what druck did wasn’t good at all, there was no point in waiting for so long for matteo to meet with david again plus making david being outed their “big reveal” at the end of ep8 (aka clips when evens have an episode) was only there for shock factor

let’s move on to season 4 aka “amira where?”. it was basically kiki’s season first, then they literally changed pov to mia and hanna and made it even worse and more pointless. love that.

i think that mohammed was borderline creepy and some of his interactions with amira reminded me a lot of noorhelm?? and yeah, i wasn’t buying that

also sam. she was in like 1/10 of all the seasons and it seemed like they put her in the clips only when kiki really fucked up and someone had to deal with it OR for comedy relief. she was the least developed character in the show

oh and the person handling youtube comments in the show and some members of the cast saying “just wait :)” and “yeah amira’s season is over but there are still some episodes left with other characters so just shut up and enjoy”… yeah, it doesn’t work like that. they can’t expect us to be thrilled that they made even more mess of s4 than any of the remakes or og and gave their poc character only seven (7) episodes. you don’t do things like this. you just don’t

okay i think that’s it. if i think of something more, i will let you know. are you happy now that you got your answer?

[nyanzaya]

And I'm really "!!" about Zuo protecting Hana it just gives me all the warm fuzzies I swear. And I did! Though after the kiss scene she may not want to? Since Zuo has such a bad reaction about him. And you know... I don't think Hana's ever going to NOT smell like Zuo now that they're together? I mean first of all she hugs him all the time and another is Zuo being Zuo and needs to scent her? At least that's what it seems like. But I mean we can still have Iza and her interact if you want.

We don’t need them to interact at all tbh, Iza literally existing is enough because Hana will probably hear about him all the time. I wouldn’t be surprised if Zuo comes home with battle scars(scratch marks and torn up clothing) because he went and fought Iza. 

Then Zuo is constantly dealing with Iza because of what Iza does. So, zuo is just “Bitch. Why you like this. I have to fight these people too? Stop starting shit what the fuck.” And, so he stops it and then he goes and fights Iza because “God damn it im still fucking pissed. It was his fault so he has to pay.”

Tbh, wouldn’t even be surprised if Zuo actually put Iza in the hospital once or twice or at least put him out of commission for a little while to have a break because I’m pretty sure he has. 

I’m sure too that she does smell strongly of Zuo lol so Iza would be put off and just “I’m not going to touch that...thing.” and he’s pretty, skittish around women anyway? he;s had several bad experiences :