#it's got all the things the modern film industry wants. Action. Drama. Monsters. A romantic subplot. Could probably even fit in a pop song

[thicc-astronaut]

In the zombie apocalypse I will use my knowledge of horticulture and aquaponics to create a little farm. And one of the other survivors who was a stoner pre-zombie-apocalypse will find me and see my diversity of crops and be like "haha don't suppose you have any hemp growing here do you?"

And I'll look that survivor straight in the eyes and softly go "No, I don't, but I'd be willing to try" and that would kick off an adventure for the two of us, as we go out into the zombie-infested world to find the last hemp plant.

We travel into the big city, where there are lots more zombies around, and we start exploring every drug den, college apartment, and rooftop terrace in the hopes that somehow we'll find a hemp plant there.

I learn to venture outside my comfort zone because I had been spending years in the relative safety of my walled-off farm. The other survivor learns to take fewer risks because they know I'm relying on them to get me through the city safely. Love will blossom between me and the other survivor like hashish resin blossoms on a hemp plant. And like the hashish resin, our love will allow us to destress and stop worrying so bad all the time.