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kumzume · 4 years ago

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glam ft. todoroki shotō [smhub]

wc. 2.8k :3

warnings. ownership, soft-ish!dom reader, edging, v v lowkey pet play (u call him bunny lol), quiet whiny shoto, begging, miss k*nk (?), slight humiliation k*nk, crying, um

an. SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG HOLY S WORD I HOPE ITS OK I DIDNT GET ANYONE TO BETA IT SO IF THERE ARE ISSUES M SO SORRY LOVE YALL TY FOR WAITING

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shoto todoroki was so pretty.

it wasn’t like he wasn’t aware — he’d heard the whispers amongst the girls back at U.A. about how attractive he was. that didn’t keep him from believing those words, his insecurities gripping him so tightly that he was unable to even imagine that anyone found him remotely appealing.

that is, until he met you.

when you first transferred into 3-A, the class was thrown into an uproar. you were beautiful, kind, and funny with a powerful quirk to boot! and yet, you never believed that you were better than anyone else, always treating every single person with respect — even bakugou (shoto couldn’t even pretend to understand how you did it but still, the behavior was so undeniably you).

it was all of your remarkable traits that ended up being shoto’s downfall. he believed you were way out of his league — you deserved someone emotionally available and sweet, things that todoroki felt, no knew, he was not. besides, with every single guy in the nearest vicinity falling for you, he knew he didn’t even have a chance.

so, shoto resigned himself to observe you from afar, watching your interactions with his closest friends and classmates, wishing that he could make you smile as wide as kirishima and deku or laugh as hard as sero and denki.

he knew he didn’t measure up and while he tried to make himself okay with that, he felt jealousy bubbling up beneath his skin when he observed shinsou helping you with your homework or bakugou training with you after school.

of course, he realized he didn’t belong to you or you to him and he had no real reason to be envious of whoever you chose to spend your time with but that didn’t stop him from fucking his hand late at night at the thought of you hovering over him, pressing soft kisses to his mangled scar and calling him beautiful.

shoto came embarrassingly quick with that fantasy, the shame and disappointment overwhelming him to the point where he’d purposefully ignored you for days after.

he could tell you were hurt by his behavior — he wasn’t entirely oblivious — but he knew it was for the best. you deserved so much more than him.

the both of you graduated and moved on to your respective agencies, shoto swiftly making his way up to the number 2 spot while you sat comfortably at number 17. neither of you saw each other very often but when you did, conversation was stilted and a bit awkward due to the intense attraction and inability to act on it on shoto’s part.

shoto was willing to go the rest of his life like this; seeing you briefly in passing, stumbling through a discussion with much difficulty, and then returning to his penthouse to hump his pillow and cry out your name.

it was a pretty good system for the most part. shoto had no worries about ever having to face his feelings for you and was content to live out his days suppressing his inner turmoil just for you.

unfortunately, the universe hates him.

at least that’s what he told himself as he stood in the center of a boardroom next to you, clad in your hero outfits and listening to instructions on an upcoming mission that required you and shoto to work together. alone. for days at a time.

what the fuck.

to be honest, shoto completely tuned out the minute he heard “one bedroom,” his mind racing with all the horribly tempting ways his fantasies could play out.

by the time the meeting was over, he was hard in his pants and entirely distracted as you attempted to make friendly small talk about your mission. shoto sort of felt like he should apologize for being an absolute brick wall, giving you curt one word answers until you decided to leave him alone.

he felt bad but what else could he do when you stood there, wearing your obscene hero costume that revealed way too much of your skin?

well, shoto was being a little dramatic but that’s how he felt! your suit was a play on the playboy bunny costume but instead of being black leather (he thinks he would actually die if you wore leather in front of him), it was a white, lightweight fabric that helped with your quirk.

it was entirely too sexy and reminded him a little too much of one of his secret kinks that he was determined to never let see the light of day.

it was going to be ok! he reasoned. all he had to do was do his job, ignore you like he’s done for the past 3 years and everything would be just fine — right?

wrong. so fucking wrong.

the mission had gone well on all accounts. you both had kicked ass, much to your enjoyment, and were able to go back home a day early!

you were so excited to finally be back in your own bed and away from the weird tension that being around todoroki brought. it wasn’t that you didn’t like him — in fact it was quite the opposite.

you found shoto alluring and gorgeous, his awkward yet endearing mannerisms drawing you further into the mystery that was shoto todoroki. regrettably, it didn’t seem like the man in question was on the same page.

every time you tried to speak with him, he would either stutter and blush or refuse to look you in the eye and give you one-word answers. it was actually ridiculously cute but he would always disappear the first chance he got.

it hurt but you weren’t one to push boundaries where you weren’t wanted.

that’s why that night, instead of going back up to the room to watch tv (uncomfortably, might i add) and knocking yourself out, you decided to go down to the bar and celebrate a job well done.

one of the perks of being a relatively unknown hero was that you could enjoy a night in public without anyone approaching you, a luxury you knew not many top 20 heroes could afford.

with that thought — and the memory of the stifling hotel room awaiting you upstairs — in mind, you made your way to the sparsely populated bar, sitting down and immediately requesting a drink (bourbon, on the rocks).

you scanned the area, counting the number of exits and patrons before your eyes landed on the handsome bartender down at the other end of the counter.

with curly brown hair, bright green eyes and a smile that could kill, there was no way you could lie to yourself and say he was unattractive. even as your mind briefly entertained the notion of taking the brunette out into the alley and fucking him within an inch of his life, your heart just wasn’t in it.

your mind just couldn’t stop drifting to the tall, dual-haired, oh so pretty, man who was (inadvertently) waiting for you upstairs. of course, you weren’t even his to wait for but you didn’t know how to keep from imagining that he was.

a deep sigh escaped your parted lips before you downed the rest of your drink, wincing at the burn it left as it went down your throat. it was getting late and you weren’t planning on spending your night alone with the janitor.

you sent the cute bartender a soft smile while pressing a crisp $20 to the counter. he sent you his own grin back as his eyes trailed down your body clad in your tight hero suit, licking his plump lips in arousal.

you were flattered, truly, but you were a little occupied with getting back to your room, changing into some comfortable pajamas and conking the fuck out.

the trip back up to your room was long and arduous to your sore body, the elevators being out of commission leaving you to take the stairs.

by the time you were at your door, you were so worn out that you were ready to collapse but before you could manage placing your key against the lock, something caught your ear.

“p-please miss,” a breathy moan of your name followed by a wet slapping noise rang out through the door. “i’ll be your perfect bunny, just let m-me cum, please-!!”

holy fuck.

shoto todoroki, the man you’d been crushing on since your years at UA was now touching himself to the thought of you doing god know what to him and he was calling you miss?

you felt heat flood your core, your knees buckling under the heavy weight of your lust. now braced against the door, you leaned your ear against the wood, determined to hear exactly what was getting him off.

more wet noises permeated through the walls — did he just spit in his palm??? — before a long whine left his pretty pink lips.

“m-miss, i belong to you, y-you own me,” he gasped, the creaking of the bed just barely audible beneath his wavering voice.

by now, you knew you’d soaked through the crotch of your hero costume, your clit throbbing painfully beneath the fabric of your panties. you also knew you should turn around, head back to the bar and order another drink, leaving shoto to finish himself off but you couldn’t.

your feet were implanted in place, ear glued against the door as you listened to your partner masturbate to the thought of you owning him.

quietly, you lifted the hand gripping your key to the door, allowing the touchpad to register before slowly pushing the door open.

the sight that greeted you was otherworldly.

the blinds were parted allowing a dreamy haze of moonlight to envelop the room, casting the pale man before you in a somehow whimsical light.

he was stripped down to nothing, lying on his back with a hand wrapped around his gorgeous, swollen cock, furiously stroking himself to completion.

the plump lips that you had spent so much time admiring were parted, allowing whines and whimpers to leave them sporadically as his lithe hips bucked up into his hand.

shoto’s eyes were clenched shut so he was unable to see your dumbfounded, painfully aroused face as you crept into the room, leaning against the wall with your hand pressed to your mouth.

it wasn’t as though you’d never seen a man naked before — you’d had your fair share of men naked in your bed begging for you — but this was something else.

this was shoto — somehow more intimidating than anyone else you’d ever brought to bed and yet you’ve never wanted anyone more.

which is why you were almost surprised at yourself when you opened your mouth and whispered, “stop.”

immediately, shoto’s eyes shot open, wide with fear and apprehension as he lied there frozen, his hand still wrapped tightly around his girth.

the both of you stood there staring at one another, neither of you able to move. you let yourself have this moment to look at him, your eyes tracking all over his muscular form before landing on his length, not missing how it twitched under your gaze.

“i-“ shoto started but he was quickly interrupted by your own voice. “s’this what you do when i’m gone? touch yourself to the thought of me? you’re so dirty bunny.”

it was impossible to hide the low groan that echoed out in the hotel room, shoto’s cheeks burning red in humiliation. a grin crept across your face as you made your way towards him, giggling to yourself at the way he moved up and away from you on the bed.

“now you’re trying to hide, bunny? you weren’t hiding when you were moaning out my name.” your hand slid up his thigh until it was resting on his sharp hipbone, an abrupt gasp leaving his chest.

your hand continued its trajectory, fingers trailing across his tummy before coming to wrap around the base of his cock.

“o-oh fuck, miss—“ a thick drop of precum leaked from his slit and onto your awaiting hand as a low moan departed from the dual-haired boy.

one of his hands shot out to hold yours, drawing your attention to his heterochromatic gaze. shoto’s eyes held so much emotion, small tears already littering his lashline while the moonlight illuminated his crimson scar. he was ethereal.

“pretty,” you hummed, giving him a gentle smile while your hand squeezed his in reassurance. you’d had enough experience to know that that kind of comment was guaranteed to get some kind of vulnerability but what you were not expecting was the expletive shoto muttered before leaning forward to press his lips to yours.

immediately, he was over-enthusiastic, his lips and teeth clashing with yours messily, almost painfully, before you took control of the kiss, slowing shoto down before slipping your tongue inside his mouth.

his quiet groan vibrated into the kiss as you deliberately laid him down, resting his back against the pillows. from there, you had more access to his body, your lips trailing down to his neck while your hand took its place back on his length, lazily pumping him up and down.

“m-miss!” shoto choked, his eyes widening yet again, holding you with his stare. you chose not to respond, instead stroking him quicker while pressing kisses to his shoulder.

“miss,” he tried again, this time more deliberately. “p-please tell me i’m yours...”

with him asking so sweetly, a few tears leaking from his gorgeous eyes at the overwhelming moment, how were you supposed to deny him?

“of course bunny,” you purred, leaning down to peck his nose, sending shivers through his body. “you are mine.”

shoto’s reaction was instantaneous. his eyes rolled back in his head and his mouth dropped open as he felt his pleasure begin to crest, determined to push him over the edge.

you, of course, noticed his body’s response and quickly pulled your hand off of him, painfully ripping his orgasm from his grasp. a disappointed whimper resonated throughout the room as shoto’s eyes found yours, staring at you with such betrayal that you almost found it funny.

“c’mon bunny,” you moved until you were kneeling between his legs, your hands leaving featherlight touches to his inner thighs. “you can hold out for me, right?”

shoto nodded before he could stop himself, desperate for anything you would give him.

besides, it couldn’t be that hard to hold off, right?

...

wrong. so very wrong.

it had only been 30 minutes but it felt like 2 hours since you started playing with him and keeping him from coming.

shoto was covered in a thin sheen of sweat, both hands tangled in his bi-colored locks, eyes squeezed shut with tear tracks now drying on his cheeks and his cock standing fully at attention.

it was purple, throbbing, and covered in precum as you licked a stripe up the side making shoto sob in pleasure.

he had never been harder in his life and he was certain that he would just die if you didn’t let him cum soon.

“p-please, please, miss, please, let me cum,” he babbled, shaking his head mindlessly while bucking his hips up into the warm heat of your mouth.

you chose to ignore his pleas while you moved your mouth over his tip, sucking hard while your hand pumped what wasn’t in your mouth.

“a-ah-!!” shoto shrieked, his back bowing off the bed, his orgasm coming on so hard and so fast that he felt like he was going to explode. “c-can’t hold back m-miss, i can’t, i can’t!”

your hand continued to pick up speed before you pulled your mouth off of him, toying with his tip while leaning up to breathe into his ear.

“cum for me bunny. you’re mine.”

with a cry of your name, shoto came, thick spurts of cum covering his abs, chest and thighs as his body convulsed under the weight of his bliss.

it was the most all encompassing orgasm he’d ever had and you, his former classmate, current partner, and future lover, was beside him through it all, helping him ride it out.

in the back of his mind, shoto knew he should be at least a little worried about how your relationship was going to change after all of this but he couldn’t bring himself to care. you were here and now, bringing him the most pleasure he’d ever undergone with nothing but kind words and a smile, filling his touchstarved heart with heat and, dare he say it, love.

shoto may not have been the funniest or the most open but you chose him, even if it was just for the night. and now that he unlocked how much he loved you, nothing else mattered — just you and him.

as he collapsed back into the sheets, his head just barely registering the cool rag wiping him down, he took pride in how he finally admitted it to himself; shoto loved you and he would be damned if he let anyone else take him away from you.

now, all he had to do was tell you but that was a conversation for another day.

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morimallow · 4 years ago

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SFW/ Fluff Alphabet (Suna Rintarou)

A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

He is well-aware that he has a salty attitude. Up until now, he still wonders how you can still somehow manage to deal with his shit and stay with him and he adores you for that. Your patience is unfathomable. Whenever he rants about a recent issue regarding him, you can always sound unaffected and not sarcastic when in comes to your responses. He also admires how you respect his privacy and personal space. You would always ask him if he wants to talk about it and when he says no, you'd just stay with him until he's ready or when he gets over it.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

Eyes. HE LOVES THE FEELING OF GETTING LOST IN YOUR EYES. It's like he could totally see your feelings for him. He looks at it to know whether or not you're lying, to know if you're joking, and to prepare himself if he sees your eyes getting glossy or maybe he just looks at it because ✨force of habit✨. AND YOUR SQUISHY CHEEKS. He likes to pinch them whenever you're within his reach because.. well, he just wants some sort of physical contact? Plus you're really cute.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

Spooning. He doesn't want you to see that faint smile of his after he kisses your hair and shoulder once you settled against him. He loves your satisfied sigh when he lightly rubs your skin, his breathing lulling you to sleep. If you're just chilling on the couch though, he likes to snake one arm around your waist then he starts playing with your tummy like a fidget something.

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

Classic stay-at-home date. He doesn't want other people to meddle with your time together because he knows for a fact that someone from his team EHEM, TSUM-TSUM, EHEM always goes out and there's this possibility that you'd bump into him with girls swarming around him. Experimenting Osamu's recipes! He loves it when you appreciate things he does. Then after you'd just cuddle while watching horror movies.

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

We all know he ain't verbal unless he's spouting insults so he's more into actions. Simple things like holding the door for you, bringing you lunch when it's near exams (he'd sometimes pull you to the cafeteria for a breather), and a silent trip with him walking you to your home. He isn't expressive either so you'd just have to decipher what his feelings are by looking at his eyebrows.

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

Hush, he maybe low-key probably theoretically might like babies. Doesn't mind if it's a girl or boy, he'd teach them how to roast someone. Plus just the thought of you holding your baby makes his heart go doki-doki. AFTER MARRIAGE, OF COURSE.

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

He used to think of it as a waste of time and money but now it's more like a way to say he cares about you. He buys you things you need like ink refills when he notices your pen nearly out of ink. He doesn't spoil you that much with material things because he knows you're already satisfied.

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

The typical you'd-get-lost-and-it-would-be-hard-for-me-to-find-you-and-it's-too-much-work typa guy when you go out. He does creep his hand towards yours when you're alone but there are also times he just wants to link your pinkies because he finds it cute? Occasionally kisses your knuckles when you take a break from studying. He'd tap his thumb multiple times on the back of your palm before games and you'd tap back two times as a good luck.

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

If it's a minor one and he can just patch it up, he'd be silent, just making one-word commands as he takes care of you. Once done, he'd call you stupid can't you say “be careful next time” like a normal person and kiss your forehead after flicking it. If it's an accident in school, he'd be the one to take you to the clinic or if he's out, he'd have your friends reporting to him.

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

YOU WOULDN'T REALIZE IT'S A JOKE. He considers himself funny though because his team laughs when he insults the twins but he realizes it's different with you. It's kinda like this: he asks you a question with his usual serious face, “What do you call a pony with a cough?” Silence. “A little hoarse.” He'd suppress his laugh because he really thinks it's funny but you just give him an unimpressed look.

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

Light. Feathery. Ones. On your forehead, nose, cheeks after he pinches it, side of your mouth. Even his pecks feel like one, long, passionate kiss. Keeps his kisses short and simple unless you show him signs of you-know-what. Likes to kiss the back of your head while he squishes your face with one hand.

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

Hugs. Plenty of them. It's a way of saying you're safe with him and he won't do anything to hurt you. Smothers you with kisses from time to time when he feels like you need reassurance. He takes care of you. He leaves a glass of water on your bedside table so you wouldn't have to walk in the dark.

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

That time after one of the games when you came up to him and shamelessly kissed him in front of the whole team. He was frozen like the rest of them and they swore they saw him smile a bit as you smile up to him while playing with his hair.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

Fears that one day, he won't hear your satisfied sigh when you're settled against him. That would mean he's not your safe space anymore and you already tired and uncomfortable.

O = Oddity (what quirk/s do they have?)

He likes to believe that cracking knuckles can release stress. After an argument, whenever he studies, he cracks his knuckles.

He says ‘I love you’ back ALWAYS. He's always conveying his feelings through actions so the least he could do is to reply to your I love you's. Even if he's already near dream land, he'd still say it back.

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

He usually sticks with “oi” but ehem, he likes to call you by sickly.. icky.. weak-to-the-knees endearments with that hot voice of his HAVE YOU HEARD HIM IN EPISODE 14 I WAS SCREAMING. He saves the darling, sweetheart, honey, boo when it's just the two of you but calls you by your cute nickname followed by baby when he wants to flaunt you.

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

NAP DATES. NAP DATES. NAP DATES. NAP DATES. NAP DATES. NAP DATES. NAP DATES. YOU'RE HIS CHARGING STATION. YOU. ARE. HIS. REST. MAKING BULALO (I think it's called beef bone marrow stew in English???) IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT JUST BECAUSE. Drowsy kisses just because also. (╥﹏╥)

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

The Simple Things by Michael Carreon because... just listen to it.

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

ABSOLUTE TRUST. Y'all are faithful and respect each other's privacy. If he doesn't wanna talk about it then no. If he does, then you'll listen. If you ask him something that's been bothering you like seeing him and one of his classmates walking through the school gates together while you're outside waiting, he'll explain. No arguments. He knows you're there for him and you know he won't tell you anything if he knows he can handle it himself. You're fine. He's fine.

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

Probably 2-3 months? He was whipped when you snapped at him. Man, his mind was blank. No rebuttals. Took him a week to confess to you then y'all started dating but you made it official by attending one of his games.

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

He'll buy you your comfort foods. Lightly squeezes your shoulder while you rant about the reason you're upset. OVERALL, HE WON'T TALK BECAUSE THIS IS ABOUT YOU AND YOU ALONE. Would probably do everything you make him do because you're upset. Keeps his nasty remarks when you're feeling better.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

Either he won't talk about you or presents you to everyone with a smug look on his face, he's never in between. He is rather proud about you and your achievements because he's seen you through the process of it all. PROUD BOYFRIEND.

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

If it's a physical fight, he'd fight behind you because he knows you can handle it. If some bastard harasses you, he'd fight for you. If it's a mental battle, he'd fight beside you. He knows you're strong but that doesn't mean you have to go through it alone.

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

Very, very well. Slight movement of your eyebrows and he knows you're uncomfortable. When you bite your lower lip, he knows you're gonna cry. With simple hand gestures, he knows you're hiding something. He's just very observant and he wants you to know that he knows what you're implying without even a word. One smirk, and you're pranking Atsumu the next second.

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

Asks you to marry him out of the blue. On your couch. With matching fuzzy socks, fox slippers, and satin pyjamas. While sipping on your hot beverage. Honestly so sweet, you can't change my mind.

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

Your gentle hand on his cheek and your soft gaze. Plus ice pops.

NSFW Alphabet (Suna Rintaro)

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madeofitzits · 5 years ago

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In honor of the impending return of Brooklyn 99, here are 99 reasons that...

1. He was precocious enough to know, at 5 years old, that he wanted to change his name (x)

2. He has a bunch of nicknames: Sandy Amberg, Young Sandwich, etc. but the most endearing one is 'Droidy', his family's name for him (x)

3. He is still super close friends with people he's known since: Elementary School (Chelsea Peretti) (x)...

4. Junior High/High School (Kiv and Jorm) (x)

5. … Summer Camp (Irene Neuwirth) (x)

7. ...and Film School (Chester Tam) (x)

8. Before he met Joanna, he dated other famous ladies but - out of respect - he never discussed it/them (x)

9. He loves turtles and tortoises. When he was a kid, he had a pet turtle that he named 'Squirt' because the first time he held it, it peed on him. His Mom, Margie, accidentally killed Squirt when Andy was at Summer camp... (x)

10. … Maybe this is why, when shooting 'Popstar', Andy fell hard for Maximus (Conner 4 Real's turtle). He says they "had a good thing going" and that he wanted to adopt him. In the end, he decided against it because there are a bunch of coyotes in his neighborhood and he was worried the little guy wouldn't be safe. (Popstar: DVD Commentary)

11. Speaking of his Mom, despite being a super private person, he appeared on 'Finding your Roots' so that he could help her track down her birth family (x)

12. When he succeeded he cried (although we never got to see it on camera) (x)

13. That's because, like all good boys, he loves his Mama which is why - as part of the same episode - he said "My mom is basically the kindest person I know… and many people would corroborate that" (x)

14. Andy's Sisters, Hannie (Johanna) and Darrow, used to make him wear diapers and put his hair in pigtails until he was 5 years old. He says he didn't mind because he just liked that they were paying attention to him (x)

15. That's why he sees his identity in comedy as being 'America's kid brother'. When he was young, he would annoy his sisters until they laughed and he claims to have been replicating that approach to entertainment ever since

16. Although a bunch of his characters have 'Daddy Issues', Andy definitely doesn't. He's super close with his Papa (Joe) and has said "he's a good man" and "the best Dad in the world" (x)

17. Joe was Andy's youth soccer coach and in one scene in 'Hot Rod', Joe's favorite photograph can be seen in the background. It shows a very young Andy posing with a soccer ball, after "scoring the winning goal against Mersey" (x)

18. He's been a loyal Golden State Warriors fan since he was a little kid, living in Oakland (then Berkeley) and, in 2010, he correctly predicted that they would "win a Championship in my lifetime" (x)

19. The proceeds from his Umami Burger ('The Samburger') went to a deafness early detection program in Berkeley. This cause is close to his heart because Margie uses hearing aids and used to work in the special needs program, teaching deaf kids (x)

20. He, Kiv, and Jorm have made multiple donations to their old school district, including $250 000 to its theater program (x)

21. On the subject of The Lonely Island; Andy always goes out of his way to make sure that everyone knows how much he owes to his buddies. For instance, he told Marc Maron, during his WTF appearance, that "I get a lot of credit for what Kiv and Jorm have done" (x)

22. He makes this face when he knows he’s said something naughty…

(Gif credit: @andrewsambags)

23. During his 'Wild Horses' appearance, he said that he can't watch scary movies because they freak him out too much. He told 'Complex' that he's still scared of 'The Shining' (x)...

24. … Similarly, when he was at UC Santa Cruz he worked at the Del Mar movie theater and he had a hard time coping with screenings of 'Species 2' (x)

25. He fell in love with Joanna, the moment he met her, when she greeted him by addressing him as 'Steve the C**t' (x)

26. He listened to 'Ys', everyday for a year, before he and Joanna started dating (x)

27. He bought the original portrait that was used as the basis of the cover art for 'Ys' and gave it to Joanna as a Christmas present, so that she could hang it in her music room (x)

28. He loves birds and goes hiking and birding with Joanna (x)

29. Every new comment he makes about Joanna becomes an instant contender for 'most beautiful thing a person has ever said about their spouse' (x)

30. For example, he readily admits that Jake's iconic heart eyes are the result of him thinking about his amazing wife (x)

31. There are many stories about how incredibly romantic Andy and Joanna's wedding was and Jorm has said that it featured "the most magical vows I've ever heard" (x)

32. The Newsombergs now live in Charlie Chaplin's old house (x)

33. On the Emmys Red Carpet (2015), the year he hosted, they took a momentary break from posing for the world's press to whisper 'I love you' to each other (x)

34. At last year's Vanity Fair party, Andy carried Joanna's purse for her so she could grab a snack (x)

35. He was a semi-permanent fixture in the audience for her recent run of shows for the 'Strings/Keys Incident' tour, even officially confirming his status as the 'President of her Fan Club' (x)

36. He used his Golden Globes monologue to call out the government for framing and murdering the Black Panthers (x)

37. On the Carpet for the Guy's Choice Awards, he called the event "a ridiculous farce", adding that "men already have it so easy - it's insane that there's a show that celebrates them". That makes sense when you consider that he, Kiv and Jorm have made an entire career out of parodying toxic masculinity (x)

38. He once said that only "idiot-ass men" think that women aren't funny (x)

39. He’s been wearing glasses since 7th Grade and he has the most heartbreakingly cute habit of nudging them up his nose, (especially when he wears his Sol Moscot frames) (x)...

40. ... and of rubbing his eyes under them (x)

41. He barely ever wears glasses for roles but he also avoids contacts (because he doesn't like touching his eyeballs) which means he's almost always 'acting blind' (x)

42. He has worn his glasses in character a few times - as 'himself' ('Lady Dynamite'), as 'Paul' ('I Think You Should Leave') and during a very small number of SNL sketches (e.g. during his one appearance in a 'Gilly' with Kristen Wiig) (x)

43. He can't tolerate glare and when that makes him squint it's a sight that's too cute for words (x)

44. He owns about six outfits and has been rotating them for well over a decade (x)

45. He barely ever breaks during shooting/while performing, so when he does it's aggressively adorable. (x), (x)

46. He's a grown ass man who persuades people to come with him to the bathroom because if he goes by himself he'll get lonely (x)

47. He didn't announce he was leaving SNL, until after his last appearance, selflessly choosing not to detract from Kirsten Wiig's huge and emotional send-off (x)

48. He undertook a quest to smell like Lorne Michaels (x)

49. He's ageing like a fine wine (x)

50. To protect their daughter's privacy, Andy and Joanna never announced that they were expecting. They've never released their little girl's name or date of birth and most news outlets still report that they became parents in August 2017 (even though that's inaccurate) (x)

51. Although he's careful not to talk about his daughter often, sometimes he can't keep from gushing about her. For example, when asked about his first year of fatherhood he said: "It’s been the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Just like a beautiful, incredible dream. It has surpassed every expectation I ever had. It’s definitely been very blissful" (x)

52. After their daughter was born, Andy and Joanna spent the first 40 days at home with her (in a practice known as 'confinement'). He's described it as being "a really special time". (x)

53. Andy is famously mild-mannered but, when asked about what triggers his 'Dad claws', he admitted that if anyone attempted to touch his daughter, without permission, he'd "probably sock them hard in the face"…

54. ...Characteristically, he went on to add that he hopes that never happens, since he hasn't been in a fight since 6th Grade (x)

55. Cyndi Lauper was his first celebrity crush and he plays her record ('She's so unusual') for his daughter all the time. (x)

56. His is the very definition of a precious laugh (x)...

57. It's made even more wonderful by the way it makes his voice go high-pitched (x)

58. … and the way it causes his eyebrow to rise involuntarily

59. It's impossible not to smile at his impression of his Mom (x)

60. And laugh at his impression of John Mulaney (x)

61. He was so convinced he wouldn't win the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical, that he didn't prepare a speech. Instead, as he explained to David Letterman, he "just went… and started drinking". The resulting list of improvised 'thank yous' was perfect in every way (x)

62. As producers, Andy, Kiv and Jorm have given life to some amazing projects ('Alone Together', 'Brigsby Bear', 'I Think You Should Leave')...

63. … and gone out of their way to support women in comedy ('Party Over Here', 'PEN15') (x)

64. As well as being a comedy legend, he's a super-talented dramatic actor, who gave the performance of a lifetime in 'Celeste and Jesse Forever' but, after the movie wrapped, and it was time to do press for it, he was straight back to goofing around (x)

65. His lip bite should be illegal (x)

66. Even though he wears the same vanishingly small number of outfits, over and over, he has a vast collection of the most excellent socks (x)

67. He always gives 'editing notes' during his own interviews (x)

68. He has a super sweet and sincere way of thanking interviewers when they compliment him (x)

69. He adjusts his hoodie constantly (x)

70. The two most perfect Jake laughs in b99 are actually real Andy laughs 'https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W38A_xuXaeg https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVm9nYrTWRQ

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71. Virtually everyone who has ever worked with Andy has talked about what a wonderful person he is. This explains why so many of them have been involved with more than one of his projects (x)

72. It's not only his colleagues who talk about what a delight he is (x), (x)

73. This lovestruck fool wore his own wife's merch when he went out to dinner (x)

74. No one else uses the word 'dinky' quite like Andy (x). The same goes for 'snacky' (see point 70)

75. He does this with his tongue (x)

76. He still likes to play soccer but his eyesight is so bad that he has to keep his glasses on for it

77. When he lets his gorgeous floofy hair grow a little it sits perfectly over the arms of his glasses (x)

78. He gifted the world with Jakey's little curl (x)

79. At the James Franco Roast, he couldn't bring himself to be mean to anyone except himself (and Jeff Ross, a little!) (x)

80. In fact, he's always been willing to laugh at himself (x) and he still is (x)

81. He changes b99 scripts to make them more feminist (x)

82. Despite their humble insistence that they just benefited from 'good timing', the reality is that Andy, Kiv and Jorm (along with Chris Parnell) revolutionized digital media, when 'Lazy Sunday' popularized YouTube, increasing its traffic by 85% overnight (x)

83. He once attended the Vanity Fair party because his Mom told him to (x)

84. He has an amazing way of subtly but firmly shutting down inappropriate questions, like when this interviewer suggested that Holt being gay was something that could have been played for laughs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=idQsYQfkR5o

85. He auditioned for SNL at the same time as Bill Hader. Hader thought he'd blown it because Andy had a bunch of props and Bill had none. In the meantime, Andy thought he'd blown it when he saw Hader and realized 'this guy doesn't need any props' (x)

86. His bromance with Seth Meyers is one for the ages (x)

87. Every single second of this video is proof of why Andy, Kiv and Jorm deserve the world (x)

88. He once dragged Mulaney up on stage for SNL Goodnights, even though writers weren't allowed to join in (x)

89. He has a hilarious phobia of pooping anywhere except his own bathroom (x)

90. His beautiful, beautiful, face: His smile (radiant), his eyes (caramel - hella disarming), his ears (adorably asymmetrical), his nose (perfect), His chin (the dimple… *swoon*), his jaw (could cut glass), The 'Sambeard' (another amazing layer of pretty) (x)

91. His body: His butt (x), his thighs, (x) his soft lil tummy (The ‘Sambelly’) (x), his hands. (x), his arms (x), his hips…

(Gif credit: @amystiago /@badpostandy on Twitter)

92. All signs point to the fact that, like Jake, Andy uses his glasses case as a wallet (x)

93. Jake's "cool-cool-cool-cool-cool-cool" is an irl Andy-ism that the writers worked into b99 scripts. What's even better is that Joanna does it, too (x)

94. He has a really good arm and is low key competitive, which is super hot https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e32K_nBDy3Q

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95. He's one half of the cutest Red Carpet pose of all time (x)

96. He barely ever seems to get mad but if angry Jake is anything to go by, maybe he should... (x)

97. He's a huge nerd, who geeks out over GOT, LOTR, 'Star Wars', 'Alien(s)' and anything relating to time travel (x), (x)

98. He has a gorgeous speaking voice, especially when he’s tired or a little sick. (Bonus points for any time he uses the word ‘correct’. See point 30) (x)

99. He’s still so committed to his b99 fans and fam, even after all this time and is as excited as the rest of us that...

#99 reasons to love #andy samberg #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #a masterpost for the best boy there is

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Corrupt (St.Van/Smut)

A/N: Apparently I write the best when it’s not a request and when I get an idea I should just do it so here we are.

Tags: Tattoo artist au (barely but it gets mentioned), roommates au, smutty smut smut with side of smut and a little side of corruption kink, begging, dirty talk

Word count: 4222

You seemed to be polar opposites, to the people on the outside. Geumhyuk was dark visually, tattoos covering his skin and piercings in his ears and eyebrow. You were soft, almost always wearing something pink and soft makeup to match.

Some would question how you and Geumhyuk even came to be roommates, but it was quite simple. You were a college student needing a place to stay that wasn’t too expensive and Geumhyuk was a tattoo apprentice who needed to split the rent with someone, otherwise he’d have to move.

You’d have to be honest, you were kind of thrown off when you went to the interview. Geumhyuk was a well built, tattooed man with an intimidating appearance. But it almost all deteriorated when you started talking. You immediately could tell how warm he was in comparison to his appearance.You two clicked right away, not in a romantic sense or with any sexual tension at all. You two just kind of worked.

When you had moved in with him he had warned you that he came 6 extra’s. Cheunghyeop, Wooyoung, Yoonho, Jacob, Hosung and Ziu were all equally covered in tattoos and almost all equally as intimidating. It was quite funny to them, when they met you. You were the last thing they were expecting when Geumhyuk said he had gotten a new roommate. You were so soft and sweet, everything they knew Geumhyuk liked. You just didn’t know.

Geumhyuk made a pact with himself, that he wouldn’t end up falling for you. But he found it very difficult, especially with how sweet you were. Sometimes you were so sweet, you didn’t realise how it made him feel. When you would run your fingers over his arm after a long day or when you would curl into him while watching a movie, or when you have time inbetween classes you would bring him lunch to the tattoo shop. When you would leave his lunch at the shop, his co-workers would tease him, knowing that the smile on his face through out the rest of his day was because of you.

It frustrated him sometimes too, how painfully oblivious you could be sometimes. When you walk around the apartment in an oversized sleep shirt and some shorts, makes him wonder what you would look like in his clothes. When you walk down the street in a short skirt and guys stare at your bare legs, you don’t notice. When the guys are over and there are no more seats left and you would playfully sit down in his lap and it was just one more thing that drove him insane.

There was one moment that killed him the most. He should have seen this coming, considering you were a college student and it wasn’t like you were a hermit. You enjoyed going out and visiting a party or two. But he really wasn’t anticipating you bringing someone home with you. It killed him as you stumbled into the apartment, a little tipsy and lips locked with a stranger.

Geumhyuk didn’t know what to do, so he watched through the crack of his bedroom door as you both stumbled through the apartment. He watched you get pressed into the wall by a man that wasn’t him. It was hard to hear your noises through your walls and walking out to see the man the next morning, leaving your bedroom. But it was even worse facing you the next morning, after you escorted your one night stand out the front door.

“God I have a headache.” You mumbled, reaching for the aspirin on the top shelf of the cabinet. Geumhyuk’s hand came from behind you and grabbed it swiftly, noticing your struggle. “So do I.” He mumbled and you looked at him with confusion. “Did you go out last night?” You asked, leaning back to take the aspirin and downing a glass of water. That was when he noticed the light marks on your neck and his blood slowly started to boil. He hated feeling jealous.

“No, I was home the whole time.” He said curtly, leaning against the counter. You couldn’t help but blush, feeling a sudden rush of embarassment knowing that he heard you last night. “I’m sorry. I’ll let you know the next time something like this happens. It didn’t even cross my mind last night.” You said and looked down at your feet.

You did feel bad, not only because you kept Geumhyuk up with your sounds, but also because you wouldn’t have had to resort to this if you just had a boyfriend. Your one night stand wasn’t even that good, your noises being fake for a majority of the night. You had needs too and they weren’t being satisfied.

“No it’s fine. I just wasn’t expecting it. Sounded like you were having a good time.” Geumhyuk said with a shrug, trying to play things off cool. As if things didn’t bother him. “How come you have never brought anyone home?” You asked and he nearly choked in his water. “Sorry?” He stuttered and you laughed. “I’ve been living here for a few months now and you don’t have a girlfriend, but you haven’t had anyone really around either. I mean you must have needs.” You said, crossing your arms over your chest. If only you knew how badly he wanted you, how badly he wanted to be the one to ruin you or how badly he wanted to be the one leaving marks down your neck.

“I do have needs. But believe me, I fulfill them.” He said and you blushed at the thought, not being able to help your mind from wandering. “Ah, okay...” You said in response, your voice trailing off. Geumhyuk chuckled to himself before leaning forward and tipping your chin up to look at him. “Don’t ask questions you’re not prepared to hear the answer too.” He said and tapped the tip of your nose and walking away to his room. He left you in the kitchen, a pout on your face because of his actions.

You never really let a one night stand happen again, your first experience not being as enjoyable as you thought it would be. Not only was the sex mediocre at best, you felt bad about Geumhyuk being there. Though you had to admit, the thought of him hearing you and feeling jealous turned you on.

It wasn’t like Geumhyuk wasn’t attractive, no the exact opposite. You would be lying if said otherwise. You would also be lying if you said that the thought of him “Fulfilling his needs” didn’t make you feel some kind of way either. Though for your own sake, you didn’t want to let your thoughts go there too much. Geumhyuk only thought of you as an annoying roommate, or so you thought.

Geumhyuk managed to put his feelings to the side enough, though you made things difficult. The end of term projects for your courses were all due and you were in stress, needing a lot of physical and mental comfort and not really having anyone to do it, aside from Geumhyuk. It broke his heart seeing you in the same position in the morning that he left you in the night before. Hunched over your laptop, in your pj’s with bags under your eyes, you have looked better. But you still looked good to him, just stressed.

One night, after coming home from the tattoo shop he found you on the couch with your head in your hands and sobbing softly. He felt his heart shatter into a million pieces seeing you so run down, but he couldn’t help himself to hold you. Knowing you needed comfort, he pulled you into his chest and pet your hair softly. The way he felt to you was more than just lust. He wanted to take care of you, in multiple ways.

“Thank you.” You mumbled against his chest between sobs. “It’s no problem.” He said, still petting your hair. “Go to bed though, it’s already late and you’ve barely had any sleep.” He told you, sounding like a true care taker. He was being incredibly sweet and it made your heart flutter. “Okay.” You said pushed off of him, wiping your eyes. Geumhyuk looked at you with concern, still holding you slightly. He moved a hand to your cheek, wiping the reminents of your tears away. The action was quite endearing and your cheeks turned a little more red than they already were. You leaned forward and kissed his cheek, catching him off guard.

He himself turned red slightly as you simply got up and went to bed. Geumhyuk felt flustered and tired himself. He was mad at himself for falling for you but he was also mad at himself for not making any moves.

The next morning, Gemuhyuk was surprised to hear you up and and about. The sound of the coffee machine being present as he left his room, clad in only sweatpants. He didn’t have to be at the shop for another 2 hours, so it would be a slow morning.

When he entered the kitchen, it surprised him even more seeing you dressed in real clothes. A soft pink hoodie dress covered your body, swallowing you up in the cutest way, yet stopping mid thigh. Geumhyuk sighed at the sight of you, louder than he meant to causing you to turn around.

It wasn’t the first time you saw him shirtless, but you didn’t mind the sight whatsoever. His tattoos stretching over his torso and toned stomach, your eyes slowly dipping down to the v-lines before quickly moving back to his face. His hair was messy and he looked kind of confused due to having just woke up. He was oblivious to the fact that you were checking him out, he was more confused about the fact that you were already up.

“You’re up early.” He mumbled, sleep still very apparent in his voice. “I have an early class today.” You said and poured him a cup of coffee, passing it to him. He nodded in thanks and moved to sit down, his abs tensing quite nicely but you again averted your gaze. You joined him on the couch and sipped your own coffee, a comfortable silence between you two as he was slowly starting to wake up a little.

“Thanks again for comforting me last night.” You said and looked at him with wide eyes. Your thanks to him caught him off guard and he locked eyes with you, nodding. “It’s fine, I mean I like to think we’re more than roommates. it’s my job to take care of you when you’re upset.” He said, meaning every word and you hugged him tightly. “I try to take care of you too, I’m just not as good at it.” You said to yourself, feeling bad. It seemed like he was always looking out for you.

Geumhyuk’s hand moved to your thigh, resting on the fabric of your dress. You didn’t realise it but you had subconsciously moved more towards him. “Believe me, you take care of me.” He said, squeezing your thigh lightly. The feeling made you bite your tongue to hold back a whimper. You pushed off of the couch, feeling wanting to hide the fact that you were dripping inbetween your legs at this point. “I think I’m going to be late to my class. I should get going.” You said and grabbed your bag, leaving the apartment in a hurry.

Geumhyuk sat on the couch, confused as to what just happened before just pushing himself up to get ready for work.

He couldn’t keep his mind off of you all day, the tattoo gun in his hand being the only thing to distract him from you. Still needing to focus on his work, especially considering it was permanent.

“You seem distracted today.” Wooyoung said as Geumhyuk cleaned up his work station. “I am, it’s pissing me off.” He said in response and Wooyoung laughed at him. “What’s up?” He asked and leaned over the counter of the shop. It was closing time and there were no more clients, allowing the artists to relax a little. “It’s Y/N.” Geumhyuk started only to pause. Wooyoung started laughing, already knowing the direction this was going in.

“I’m so frustrated. In a lot of ways.” Geumhyuk said looking down at the floor. “Why haven’t you just asked her out yet? You’re both single, not seeing anyone at all and you not getting laid is making you angry.” Wooyoung said, cutting Geumhyuk off before he could finish saying anything. He knew his friend was right, but still you were roommates. It would complicate things.

So Geumhyuk left the shop, equally as frustrated as before if not more. But the last thing he expected to see when he got back home was you dancing around the apartment with your headphones on and sweeping the floor. Your hoodie dress had rode up a little, exposing more of your thighs. Something in Geumhyuk snapped.

“Oh, you’re home.” You said, realising he was standing in the door way. He had an expression on his face you hadn’t really seen before. It was intimidating, it was sexy as fuck.

You pulled your headphones off and put the on the table and rested the broom against the table as well. Looking at Geumhyuk, you could tell he was thinking about something. His eyes were a little darker and his jaw was tensed.

Before you knew it, Geumhyuk was standing in front of you and with a deep breath full of confidence he pressed his lips into yours harshly. The action caught you completely off guard, your eyes going wide before melting into his touch. His hands coming up to your cheeks to hold you still. His lips were incredibly soft, but his hair was softer as your fingers threaded through it. But you pulled away, needing to take a breath.

“You’ve been on my mind all day, all week, the last few months and I’ve had enough.” Geumhyuk said between breaths. Your fingers were still in his hair and his hands were still on your cheeks. “Everyday you tease me, without knowing it. You’re so oblivious to the things you do.” He sounded almost mad, the way he said it making heat pool between your legs. You had no idea that he felt that way. “You’re always so sweet and soft.” He added and you looked up, wanting to kiss him again.

Geumhyuk reconnected your lips, this time his hands moving from your cheeks to your waist. He bit down on your lip causing a whimper to escape you. The noice made him chuckle. “God, I want to ruin you.” Geumhyuk mumbled against your lips and moved you both to the nearest wall. His words were making you weak in the knees so you were glad for the extra support.

“Please, please ruin me.” You whimpered, feeling his thigh inbetween your legs. You suddenly felt small, tiny and needy, you needed him. You wanted him to ruin you as much as he wanted too. Your words made him as hard as a rock, he had dreamt of you like this as much as he hated to admit.

Your arms were wrapped around his neck as he rolled his hip into yours. You pulled your lips away from his, needing to let your sounds to let him know the way you felt and these sounds were real. Geumhyuk’s hands dipped down to your thighs, using them as leverage to pick you up. His lips were now pressed to your neck with the intent of leaving marks. You had given him permission to ruin you and he was going to.

You let out a surprised squeal as he moved you both away from the wall and walked down to his bedroom, the extra support now being gone and your weight being all in his hands. Your dress had ridden up all the way, bunching at your hips and exposing your panties, Geumhyuk couldn’t help but notice them. The fact their were lacy, pink and fit your personality oh so well, it fueled him even more.

Dropping you onto his bed gently, you propped yourself up on your elbows to watch as he rid himself of his t-shirt. His tattoos once more, were on full display and you squeezed your legs shut. You needed some friction and you needed it now.

You sat up all the way, your hand reaching out to the waist band of his jeans to pull him to you. He couldn’t help but chuckle at how needy you looked. You cheeks tinted in the same pale pink that clad your body and your lips were slightly swollen. He would take a picture of you, but wouldn’t want to ruin the moment.

“Are you needy for me?” Geumhyuk looked down at you, his hand holding your chin as he spoke. “Yes...” Your voice trailed off, you felt shy. He leaned down, kissing you softly before starting to tug your hoodie off of you. Your bra matched your panties, fitting the image he had had in his head many times. Your skin was soft and unmarked, no tattoos or anything else really marking you. You were perfect to him.

He got down on his knees, pulling you more towards the edge of his mattress in the progress. His lips ghosted over your thighs as his fingers danced over your hips, toying with the waistband of your panties. Your legs spread slightly in reaction, making him smile before pulling the lacy fabric off of you. You moved back to your position, propped up onto your elbows. You wanted to see what he was doing inbetween your legs.

Geumhyuk wanted to tease, he wanted to see you frustrated. So he kissed the inside of your thighs. Getting insanely close to where you needed him, only to swap sides. He got a bit rougher, sucking on the skin harsh enough to leave marks. You locked eyes with him and your cheeks turned even more pink. He bit down on you, not hard, but hard enough to make you gasp in surprise.

“Geumhyuk~” You sighed and covered your face in embarrassment as to how whiny you sounded. Your hands were pulled away from your face gently. “I want to hear it all.” His voice rumbled before dipping his tongue between your folds. “Oh~” Your voice got higher as you finally felt friction. His tongue started off slow, teasingly licking stripes over you before fully delving in. His arms wrapping around your thighs, making sure you had no place to go

He was loving every second of this, the way you squirmed under his tongue, the way tasted and the way you sounded. It was all out of need for him. He wanted you to need him.

Feeling you clench against him, he pulled away from you and kissed down your thighs again. You felt frustrated and worked up, it made you wonder how he had so much patience. “Please, please don’t stop.” You choked out, needing some form of release. Geumhyuk sat up and moved back up your body. “I’m sorry, what was that?” He asked with a teasing little smile. “Please, I want to cum. Please let me cum.” You pouted at him. “I only just started, princess.” He said and you felt his fingers dip down to your core.

Capturing your lips, he slipped two fingers inside of you. A loud moan tore out of you and you pulled away from him again. He pressed his forehead to yours, wanting you to let out all of your sounds as he curled his fingers into you. He set a rough pace and moved his face into your neck to suck more marks as he finger fucked you roughly.

You watched, his tattooed hand and arm providing an intense visual for you. “Fuck.” He growled, feeling you tighten around his fingers. You moved your hands to his wrist, not to stop him but to feel like you had some control over the situation. But the control was long gone, especially when your orgasm washed over you and he just kept going. Your grip on his wrist tightened and a small scream came out of your mouth. But he still didn’t stop, just wanting to see how far he could get you.

“Oh my God.” You sighed, throwing your head back and gripped the sheets with your other hand. Another orgasm was fast approaching due to his pace, but he abruptly stopped. He needed the situation in his pants to be resolved, all you sounds and the way looked and felt being nearly too much for him.

You looked up at him, quickly moving your hands to his jeans again and undoing the zipper and button. Geumhyuk didn’t want to waste any more time, pulling his jeans and briefs down and discarding them. He was so much bigger than you expected, making you almost whimper at the sight.

He turned you over, placing kisses over your shoulders as he did so before propping you onto your hands and knees. Leaning over you, his lips were by your ear and his tattooed arm came around and he put his hand on your neck. “Tell me how bad you need me.” He told you and you swallowed thickly at the hand by your neck. You could feel his cock at your entrance, waiting for you to listen to him.

“I need you so bad, Geumhyuk. I need you to ruin me.” You choked out, needing him badly. “I need you to fuck me, please.”

That was all it took. The grip on your neck tightened and he sheethed himself all the way into you, bottoming out. It took him a second to gain composure, as badly as he wanted to fuck you into the mattress. He didn’t want to hurt you either.

He pulled you back, causing you to arch your back as you whimpered. “Please.” You were sobbing at this point, not in pain or anything. But out of need, you felt fucked out and you just wanted more. You wanted him to fuck you.

“Fuck, you feel what you do to me?” He moaned in your ear, starting to snap his hips into you. You nodded your head, not being able to come up with words anymore. Your brain being mush at this point, all you wanted was release. Geumhyuk was reaching a point inside you, hitting that sweet spot that had you seeing stars.

Your body was shaking and Geumhyuk noticed the way you had become totally submissive to him and his movements. He was corrupting you in the best way and it fueled him even more. He let go of your neck, his hand moving down to your clit and rubbing it harshly. He wanted you to cum again, before he did.

He felt it before your sounds let him know, the way you clamped down around him. He couldn’t help but wonder why your one night stand didn’t sound anything like this.

Your orgasm washed over you intensly, your whole body shaking in Geumhyuk’s hands as you tried to keep yourself together. But you felt yourself falling apart in his hands, sobbing slightly at how intense everything was.

The way you clamped down on him was enough and he was done for. Pulling out of and cumming over your lower back with a deep groan. He needed a breather himself before doing anything else, but noticed your shaking, sobbing form. The dominant, intimidating Geumhyuk disappearing in the blink of an eye.

He reached over and grabbed tissues off of his nightstand and wiped you clean before helping you lay down. “Are you okay?” He asked, petting your hair. He himself was still breathing heavily and he felt his heart drop at the thought that he might have hurt you. “I’m fine.” You choked out, curling into his pillows. Your hand reached out, grabbing Geumhyuk’s. You needed him to hold you for a moment, you felt emotionally and physically dependant on him.

He understood and pulled you into him. “Where did that all come from?” You asked as you pressed your face into his chest. He let out a hearty chuckle and you could feel the vibrations, making you smile to yourself. “I want to take care of you, I’ve always wanted to take care of you. I think I’ve liked you since the start.” Geumhyuk said, his hand petting your hair.

“I have to ask. That one night stand of yours, you were faking it weren’t you?” He asked, curiousity getting the better of him. You let out a weak laugh, feeling incredibly worn out. “Yeah I was.” You mumbled and he smiled to himself. He had to admit, that made him feel good.

“Geumhyuk?” You asked weakly and made yourself look at him. “Hmm?” He looked amazing, the way his hair clung to his forehead and the way his own cheeks were a little flushed. “I want to take care of you too.” You said and he smiled at you. Geumhyuk kissed you again softly, the energy being completely different than your first kiss.

“How about we take care of each other?”

A/N: Look, I feel a lot of things and now I finally got this out. I think it sucks. But that’s because I have bee staring at it for too long. Also I have been writing this all day and it is now 2 a.m as I post this.

#vav #vav smut #vav scenario #vav reaction #very awesome voice #st. van #st. van scenario #st. van smut #st. van reaction #geumhyuk #geumhyuk smut #geumhyuk scenario

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theharellan · 6 years ago

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fandom fave meme answers under the cut!

got/asoiaf ( @snowmcid)

my favorite female character: sansa... and not just b/c its u sending it she’s genuinely just my fave

my favorite male character: i’m gonna have to say ned. he was my first fave and well. yeah.

my favorite book/season/etc: i haven’t read all of the books yet but i think my fave was a storm of swords. my favourite season was season 1

my favorite episode:

my favorite cast member: i actually love most of the cast of the tv show. i think i’m gonna go with jack gleeson, joffrey’s actor. he just seems like a nice guy. tho i rly love sofie turner and gwendoline christie, too

my favorite ship: i don’t particularly have any ships. i like show!sansa/margaery, not that i dislike it in the books but i don’t remember their friendship being quite as pronounced

a character I’d die defending: sansa. tho since i have her as my fave i’ll say catelyn

a character I just can’t sympathize with: hrmm idk as the books went on i found it harder to sympathise with tyrion. i can’t say i don’t sympathise with him at all b/c i really do, but where some characters i grew to sympathise with more as the series went on tyrion slid the opposite way. oh and ramsay snow.

a character I grew to love: i’m actually gonna go with sansa again rip. she wasn’t my fave when i started and i actually preferred arya, who i still do like, but sansa’s character arc coupled with the shit thrown at her both in the story and by the fans turned me into some fiercely protective dragon mom

my anti otp: again i don’t rly have any. there are a lot of ships i don’t like just b/c the nature of this series doesn’t lend itself well to what i like in ships.

a:tla (asked by @withoutbirds)

my favorite female character: katara??? mai????? im... i can’t choose

my favorite male character: aang

my favorite book/season/etc: mmmm book 2 i think. i love the earth kingdom!!!

my favorite episode: gosh this is hard. i’m gonna say boiling rock and siege of the north b/c it’s literally impossible to choose between them for me

my favorite cast member: i follow rufio (zuko’s va) on tumblr and he’s sweet

my favorite ship: i think kataang is cute? idk i don’t rly ship much for this show so i just go for the canons

a character I’d die defending: mai

a character I just can’t sympathize with: doesn’t exist

a character I grew to love: sokka. like i started watching from kyoshi warriors so i saw the beginning where he could get sexist, which was obvs a turn-off, but he grew out of that and into one of my faves

my anti otp: like i said i was in the fandom during its heyday, and while the ship itself is fine (not rly my cup of tea, but fine) the zutara fandom has turned me off zutara entirely

tlok (also by withoutbirds)

my favorite female character: ummmmmmm yes. idk literally every woman in the show probably. but i’ll say korra

my favorite male character: bolin or tenzin

my favorite book/season/etc: book 3, i loved the villains and the airbending renewal arc

my favorite episode: the avatar wan ep

my favorite cast member: i saw a panel w/ korra’s actor at a con (she was the only one in the panel actually) and she was just very sweet and funny. i liked her a lot

my favorite ship: korrasami!!!!! it meant so much to me that the sequel to my fave cartoon as a kid had a queer couple

a character I’d die defending: i’m not rly sure. who needs defending. i rly didn’t enjoy book 2 so i stopped watching until i heard book 3 was good so i missed out on a lot of fandom drama. back in book 1 asami probably needed it most

a character I just can’t sympathize with: i have very little patience for mako but i wouldn’t say i can’t sympathise at all

a character I grew to love: korra. i never hated her by any means, but the relationship writing in book one and two made it hard for me to love her as much as i would come to. she grew a lot tho and i liked her a lot when she wasn’t around mako

my anti otp: idk if you’ve noticed but i’m not a big fan of makorra

steven universe (joly gave me this one)

my favorite female character: i’m gonna say connie b/c i don’t think any of the gems count

my favorite male character: steven. i love my happy kids steven and aang

my favorite book/season/etc: i have a hard time separating the seasons of steven universe b/c of how far the episodes air lmao

my favorite episode: i’m gonna say hit the diamond

my favorite cast member: i don’t actually know the cast of SU v well, but ruby’s VA is v cute

my favorite ship: ruby/sapphire. seeing them go from a v queer coded ship to literally having a wedding on screen was just unspeakably important to me

a character I’d die defending: pearl. i’ll fight ppl. but honestly most characters who get straight-up hate i’d defend

a character I just can’t sympathize with: i don’t rly have much sympathy for the diamonds

a character I grew to love: hmmm peridot? i thought her design was cute but didn’t think much of her until that one scene in the kindergarten where she helicopters away. idk why it was that scene in particular that endeared me, tho obviously with her joining the crew i did grow to love her more from there

my anti otp: lapis/jasper rip

#( ooc )#( about me )#( munday meme )#[ its tuesday but u kno ]

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bangsterlicious · 7 years ago

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Day 4 - Who is your ultimate bias and why?

So...this is gonna be long(ish)?

This one...this cute cookie right here. ♥

Bang Yongguk.

Ever since I got into B.A.P he has been my bias. Actually, he was my very first bias ever as well since B.A.P was also my very first K-Pop group and as such he has a very special place in my heart. To this day I not once wavered in my affection for him. If possible it continued to grow stronger and it still does.

You might ask me why him?

...honestly, there are so many reasons. I usually find it hard to put them into words (it works perfectly fine in my thoughts but once I try to word them...it’s usually a disaster haha) but I will try.

His charisma.

What first drew me in was actually his charisma. Despite joining the fandom during the “all blonde”-era of Warrior I was quick to recognize him almost instantly. While I was totally at a loss who was who regarding the others (at least for a short while), I knew him - because I found it hard to tear my eyes off of him. :)

His voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj_Vt6gWfTQ&t=465s

If you stan B.A.P, you all know what I’m talking about. He’s got the most beautiful, rich, pleasant and warm voice~ its’s actually a little difficult to describe my thoughts on it, but to let you in on a secret...I actually like to listen to this audio sometimes on the train in the morning (I get up at 4:50am every day and ride the train for 1,5h so I usually try to catch some more sleep) and listening to his voice helps me drift off very well and very easily. It’s so smooth, like a soft blanket that wraps around you, right? ^^ And yet, we all know how powerful it is when he’s rapping~ it’s truly amazing!

His smile.

Whenever Yongguk smiles (or laughs) you will find me smiling along with him without fail. I just can’t help it~ no matter where I am (this has actually a small downside haha I’ve been grinning like a lunatic while on the train more than once and had people suspiciously stare at me because whatever the heck could make me so happy in an overpacked train waggon in the afternoon when everyone else is slightly to a lot annoyed and just wants to go home? LOL). His smile is super contagious and absolutely precious. ♥ I hope he never loses his smile and the ability to feel such joy. ALSO: his cute little giggles! *enough said*

His aegyo.

youtube

You all know this, his aegyo is...not from this world? ;D It`s certainly different and yet I find it soooo endearing and achingly cute~ I could watch him do aegyo all day, I guess. :)

His sexy dancing.

youtube

No. words. are. needed. ;)

Yongguk with kids.

youtube

So...I’m not very good with kids but this....this right here is so sweet it might actually cause diabetes. Turns out I have a thing for Yongguk with kids. ^^” And for his silly and caring side (not only with kids but also with his members and also in general) as well. ♥

Yongguk with animals.

Especially with Tigger, his dog. It’s L.O.V.E. <3 Besides, I`m of the opinion that the way you treat animals tells a lot more about what kind of person you are than anything else. In that context, I conclude that Yongguk is a wonderful person. ;)

His thoughtfulness.

I just love how he is such a thoughtful person~ he’s truly inspiring.

His singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCYoSI7zMFY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqVUx8HTiE0

Sadly, I can’t add any more videos but yeah...have you heard him singing? If not, go listen to him sing RIGHT. NOW. It’s worth it, I promise. ;) I’m still hoping we’ll get a song where he sings one day. ^^”

Just Yongguk being Yongguk.

As a fan, I enjoy performances, interviews and variety shows as much as any fan. However, I prefer those little snippets far and in between which hint at the actual person beneath the public persona we know, e.g. when he forgets he’s in front of a camera or when they were all mostly being themselves on One Fine Day and Untact and so on. But mostly during his V Lives which are absolutely precious. ♥ Give me a natural Yongguk anyday, no makeup, no pretences in whatever clothes and setting he feels most comfortable in and I’ll be happy as long as he’s happy. I wish him all the happiness, luck and most importanly health (mental and physical) in the world. ♥♥♥

His talent.

If you haven’t checked out his solo stuff on Youtube or Soundcloud you’re seriously missing out. Because let me tell you, this man is so insanely talented! I for one am very glad and thankful that he actually wants to share his works besides B.A.P with us because it’s brilliant. He’s super creative, writing and composing his songs himself (and also writing for other idols too). Personally, I love “Drunkenness” and “4:44 AM” the most but I like them all. However, “I Remember” is actually one of my favourite songs in general (not just limited to B.A.P). I am pretty sure that’s when I kinda fell in love haha.

Bonus: His V Lives.

Seriously, go watch those videos right now and don’t forget to send some hearts because they are soooo cute. He’s being so natural, cute, caring and funny it hurts my heart. ^^ It`s a little like video chatting with someone close to you because he`s so honestly endearing. ♥ Plus, he usually kisses the camera (and by extension us) at least once per v live. ;)

To be honest, I could go on and on but my flatmate is already laughing at me because I didn’t only forget my dinner in the oven while writing this (no, I didn’t set it on fire and yes, it was still edible), it also took me like 2 hours and she expects a whole novel now (which isn’t far off I guess haha) so I`m gonna stop here.

Please show B.A.P and especially Yongguk a lot of love. They deserve the world. ♥

#30 day bap challenge #bap #bang yongguk #yongguk #sorry for the loooong post #b.a.p

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