#it's been fifteen slutty slutty years and i'm still thinking about dragon age origins | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

snurtle · 6 months ago

Text

actually come to think of it

Did the origins gang have a decontamination regimen after dealing with darkspawn? Alistair and the Warden might be immune to the taint, but the rest of their entourage sure as hell is not.

I know they weren't traipsing into camp leaking who knows what kind of cursed bile/ichor everywhere. Surely. Surely they cover that in Grey Warden basic. ....

right.

right?

#oh my god i hope #dragon age #text it #it's been fifteen slutty slutty years and i'm still thinking about dragon age origins #imagining alistair trying to teach anyone anything is hilarious though #'yeah you just kinda do it like- MAKER NOT LIKE THAT- anyway no you're fine yeah go on'#i imagine the hygiene standards between different origins is pretty wild too #aeducan would be pretty uptight about potential blight contamination as would mahariel i imagine #ditto i imagine for a circle mage who has up until that point lived a relatively confined existence. terrarium animal.#but tabris??????? brosca?? i dunno man. i just don't know.#cousland is honestly a wild card to me. it could go either 'extremely uptight military brat' or 'blithely scattering gore around #and has to be reminded that not everyone is a grey warden now

17 notes · View notes