#it's been fifteen slutty slutty years and i'm still thinking about dragon age origins
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actually come to think of it
Did the origins gang have a decontamination regimen after dealing with darkspawn? Alistair and the Warden might be immune to the taint, but the rest of their entourage sure as hell is not.
I know they weren't traipsing into camp leaking who knows what kind of cursed bile/ichor everywhere. Surely. Surely they cover that in Grey Warden basic. ....
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right.
right?
#oh my god i hope#dragon age#text it#it's been fifteen slutty slutty years and i'm still thinking about dragon age origins#imagining alistair trying to teach anyone anything is hilarious though#'yeah you just kinda do it like- MAKER NOT LIKE THAT- anyway no you're fine yeah go on'#i imagine the hygiene standards between different origins is pretty wild too#aeducan would be pretty uptight about potential blight contamination as would mahariel i imagine#ditto i imagine for a circle mage who has up until that point lived a relatively confined existence. terrarium animal.#but tabris??????? brosca?? i dunno man. i just don't know.#cousland is honestly a wild card to me. it could go either 'extremely uptight military brat' or 'blithely scattering gore around#and has to be reminded that not everyone is a grey warden now
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