#it's basically inter-office guerilla warfare at this point
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my villain origin story will be rooted in the incredible power I wield as the first point of contact for this office
#it's too easy to relish the power of my position#I intercept all calls and messages#I greet everyone who walks through our door#I Know Things because it's literally my job#so if I wanted to sabotage something (I don't) I absolutely could (I won't)#example of the day: our increasingly vindictive HR woman apparently approached some random vendor in a Meijer parking lot over the weekend#told him all the details of a printer issue we're having and took it upon herself to suggest we needed a new system#some RANDOM GUY#evidently just because he had a name on his truck#so he called today and explained how he came to be making this follow-up call and you can bet I did not forward him to my coworker#I told him system inquiries were handled by myself and our director (mostly true since I'm what passes for an idiot's guide to basic IT her#and I said if we needed his services we would contact him in the future#and like? yeah that could very easily lead to a power trip#I live a very dull life#it doesn't take much#and right now this coworker is on all of our nerves#it's basically inter-office guerilla warfare at this point#mine
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