#it's an inside joke that involves him getting beat up. theyre friends

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my catdog self insert slam jammington and his brother space jammington....

[wisherbysharlight]

WHAT IF... SANDERS SIDES BUT MAKE IT A TROPEY TEEN BEACH AU

Endgame!LAMP. Dukeceit, Remile

Just 2k stream of consciousness words from a plunny that grew legs TW for v slight underage drinking, one joking mention of violence, and a non-specific discussion of intrusive thoughts

-Janus has just moved there because his parents wanted to start a new "adventure" and he is a Stereotypical Teenager. Very "ugh MOM I wanna go back to my FRIENDS for my LAST SUMMER BEFORE COLLEGE"(most of his friends suck. He should not spend time with them. He does not know this)

His Parents buy him a surfboard and tell him to try it out as a way to get him to Shut Up

Hes a Skater Boy(cue music) so he picks it up super fast from like,,, youtube videos

 -He gets told to Get a Job if he wants to like, keep buying surf gear?

All the local kids work at like one restaurant/yacht club type place right on the beach

Janus gets hired as a host

 -Logan is a beach badge checker, Patton, Roman, and Remus are beachfront restaurant waiters but Roman just Really Wants To Surf, Emile and Virgil are Lifeguards, and Remy is a bartender

 -Janus is Very Good At Customer Service because Fake Smiles

Patton recognizes this Immediately

He shows him the Rage Closet which is a tiny room with an arm chair that locks from the inside where you can punch a pillow on your break when it gets to be Too Much

-Janus is Attached now and there is no getting rid of him

Patton Fully Endorses this and introduces him to the rest of the group

Janus Knows Immediately that LAMP is In Love but says nothing because he aint no snitch

-Remus surfs, but he also always wear a thong while doing it

Roman wears a full wetsuit and somehow still gets Board Rash. Remus is somehow immune and it infuriates him

 -Janus, not knowing that the twins live right on the beach cuz they are RichTM: Hey Ree I kinda wanna learn how to surf would you be able to teach me 

Remus, who religiously watches Janus surf every morning, but is absolutely willing to play this game: Yeah absolutely

Patton, later: “lets rinse off at the twins they’re right here” Janus: theyre.... What?!

 -Meanwhile, elsewhere, Virgil and Roman are double teaming Logan to drag him into the water with them cuz he’s pouting about losing a debate with their manager about how he didn’t really be mean to the dudebro who wanted to get his buddies onto the beach without paying, he was just enforcing the rules. And if the dude was so offended by Logan’s Very Accurate Dragging that he complained to management then, well, that’s his problem not Logan’s

 -Logan is never without a book. Ever. And its always a different book. Janus is starting to think he owns a library

One day he is just... reading a Physics textbook. Not taking notes or anything. Just reading. 

Roman is Very Very Alarmed by this because he is Gay and Math is Scary

"Roman I'm also gay that is not a determining factor"

"Yeah but you can't drive"

"...fair"

 -the first time janus has a shift with the twins, he cant stop staring, not just because hes like,,, super attracted to Remus but also because they are like Chaos Incarnate and yet somehow get the most tips??? He doesn't understand???

It's just cuz they are both Huge Flirts and Flatterers and the patrons dont care that they're not-so-subtly beating the shit out of each other right there on the dining floor because theyre just so charming

 -one of the bartenders gets aggressively snapped at by a customer and called "sweetheart" and before Janus can even begin to react Remy is there, sunglasses off, fire in his eyes, telling them to settle their bill and get the fuck out

Janus, used to City Restaurants- "Wont you get in trouble with the owner?!"

Remy, who knows Nothing Else But This- "What?? Not likely I only did it cuz Thomathy wasnt here to do it himself"

 -the restaurant is closed Monday and Tuesday so that is the Pseudo Weekend for the staff where everyone hangs out at the beach

Emile and Virgil take Tuesdays off but still work Monday’s cuz they feel better being the one watching over their friends

 -Roman, staring at Virgil on the lifeguard stand: ugh he’s so pretty I almost wish I was drowning just so he could give me cpr 

Janus: you wanna potentially get your ribs broken just for lip contact? 

Remy, staring at Emile on the lifeguard stand: listen, if that’s what it takes, I’ll take it

Remus, immediately going up to the lifeguard stand because he has 0 impulse control: hey my brother and cousin want you to break their ribs 

Virgil and Emile: excuse me?????

 -Patton will literally spend hours in the water. Logan physically drags him out to put sunscreen on him every two hours to the minute. Patton does not admit that he purposely "forgets" just so Logan will do so

Logan is Dark and has never used sunscreen ever but Patton is so pale and he just gets so concerned about him. Patton thinks its adorable

He has pages of research on proper spf determination.

Roman and Remus use spf 15 just on their faces and have never once burned in their lives

Logan wants to submit them for scientific study because that shouldnt be possible

Virgil calls Logan out on the fact that he also should be wearing sunscreen and Logan like... blue screens he cant believe in all his research he missed that

 -Patton is like... a ridiculously strong swimmer. Virgil still has a heart attack every time he goes for laps when there is the slightest hint of an undertow

Patton Knows This so he tries to stay in Virgil's sight line for the most part if there is an undertow. Or just dives over the waves again and again.

His nickname is Ariel. He thinks its just cuz of the swimming and the fact hes a red head. LAP all separately also tack on that its the swimming, the red hair, and the hnng pretty 10/10 would follow out to sea ala Prince Eric

 -first beach bonfire Janus goes to Remy is Fully In Emile's Lap like... half an hour in

he has had like maybe a sip of a beer

Remus says he still claims this is because he is a Clingy Drunk

no one will call him on it, least of all Emile

 -there is truth or dare. Roman may or may not skinny dip you have no proof

 -Logan gets infuriated that he cannot roast a marshmallow properly

Patton does it perfectly every single time but its ok cuz he shares and Logan eats it right from his fingers and Roman and Virgil are just in the background Trying and Failing not to be the Most Jealous

Patton thinks theyre upset they didn't get marshmallows and makes some for them too and there is lots of Significant Eye Contact involved

Janus is going to spontaneously combust if they don't get their shit together

 -Janus is out walking on the beach one night on a full moon cuz he cant sleep with everything so quiet around here when he sees a bright green patch out in the water and goes ...wait

he calls out to Remus and he comes into shore and is like "waves are perfect at night you should join me" so janus goes back and gets his board and they surf and chat for like the entire night

Janus finds out Remus couldn't sleep cuz intrusive thoughts were keeping him awake

Janus listens and doesn't judge, just lets Remus talk it out

They go back to shore and fall asleep on the sand next to each other like mid sentence still talking, now about whatever creative business idea Remus had, and get woken up by Logan's morning rounds like "come on guys you know you're not allowed to sleep out here" but they dont care theyre both just *blushing emoji*

-Logan Always Has A Notebook right? And a regular book he reads. And everyone assumes they are like Notions and Observations, but no, it’s actually blank paper and he uses it to sketch and then one day he leaves it behind and someone either Virgil or Patton finds it and flips through it and it’s all sketches of them and Roman and they’re like??? Actually really good? Anyway that’s how they find out Logan is actually minoring in art even though he’s majoring in something Very STEM 

And he never told his best friends because like almost all his pre college art is Them and he doesn’t want to be caught having Feelings and by the time it gets to college it’s been too long and he can’t tell them now 

Roman takes one of the sketches of him surfing and makes it his profile picture on All Social Media He Has and Logan is so flustered he nearly breaks his damn phone

Patton is so offended he didn’t get invited to Logan’s first showcase that he doesn’t talk to him for like two whole hours 

Virgil quietly asks if there is any art of all four of them, finds out there is, and makes a print and keeps it on his bedside table

 -They are all Pining Outwardly Now and its Worse

 -Remus : you have known them since pre-k please ask them out I beg of you 

Roman: You just dont get it 

Remus: I asked Janus out after 4 weeks what is your problem

 Emile: Virgil, I love you, you are my Partner in Anti-Drowning but you are so stupid 

Virgil: What???? All I said is that you and Remy are really cute and I'd love to be in a relationship like that 

Emile: I am not a violent person, Virgil, but I have the strong urge to smack you

 Patton, in the Rage Closet: They're all just so hOT and ReSPEctFUL 

Janus, waiting for his turn, trying to act like he cant hear him: I Am Looking Elsewhere

 Logan: I just don't understand why they were more upset that I didn't tell them than that I'd been making art of them for years?? Shouldn't that second part be worse??

Remy, who has been partial to Every Single One Of AMP Waxing Poetic About Logan: Yeah, no idea /s

 -the twins get into a surfing competition as a pair and everyone goes to see them and support them

Thomas airs the competition on every tv in the restaurant cuz he’s Proud of his Bois

They WIN cuz they are Creative and Talented and came up with all sorts of crazy tricks while they were fucking around in the water but it earns them Major Bonus Points for originality

 -Roman does the run off the podium and into Love’s arms trope with just like... whoever’s closest lets go Patton because he is a Waif and forced himself up front so he can see

The other two are Devastated because well shit but then Roman pushes through the crowd, still holding Patton’s hand, and gives them this smile and is like “remember in like second grade when we said we’d do everything together and made a pact on this beach”

Analogical: uhhhhhh yeah

Roman: holding you both to it. No take backs. This counts. Now kiss me, dammit, we WON and they DO MANY TIMES AND ITS REAL CUTE

 -Meanwhile dukeceit have Mysteriously Disappeared and No One wants to be the ones to go find them. They show back up, eventually. Janus has a branch in his hair and remus' hair is sticking straight up and when he opens his mouth roman glares at him and tells him in no uncertain terms that they do not want to know

 AnYWaY these are my children and I will gladly answer any questions about them. I left out Janus Backstory and Creativitwins Angst and Many Individual LAMP Scenes and Remile/Dukeceit getting together and Epilogue but can absolutely provide such things on request

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kova's backstory is so sad, like I knew it was sad but reading that still :((( anyways more kova lore bc I'm invested

I can talk about the campaign he was in then! :))

I'm so mad Tumblr deleted everything I wrote hold on while I try to fix this

Basically what I said before was so fucking long I simply can't rewrite it in as comprehensive a way i did before so this is gonna be a lot shorter I'm PISSED.

I don't remember everything that happened in the campaign because it was four years ago but the party was me as Kova, Asher (Wood Elf Ranger), Lan (Changeling ((in the form of a High Elf)) Fighter), Mislia (Tiefling Sorcerer), and Savory (Tiefling Monk, we had an inside joke that Kova spells her name Savoury).

We were on a job delivering some stuff from one town to another I believe when we were attacked by some goblins who we beat the absolute shit out of. Lan was checking one of the goblins when she found a ring with an eye symbol engraved on it. She put it on and it latched itself to her finger and shot a beam of light into the woods, presumably for us to follow. We hid our wagon and set up camp in a cave for the night. I don't remember who was on watch but we were ambushed by some Dark Elves who took us to the Underdark to their queen who welcomed us and decided to throw a party in our honor.

We were all varying degrees of intoxicated but Kova, who was nursing his first cup of ale since he hates drinking since it inhibits his reasoning skills and he was a little wary of the whole thing. Lan also was suspicious so the two chatted for a bit and planned to do some investigating together later. When we had been escorted to our rooms we found out that we had been magically locked in so we found a way to bypass the spell and sneaked out with the rest of the party, but we were caught and taken into the throne room where the queen revealed she had led us here for a reason. She activated a big rune on the floor and we all blacked out. Then when we woke up our skin was translucent and you could see our skeletons under our skin because plot twist we were dead and had been sent to the underworld (the reveal slapped so hard david if ur seeing this u popped off so hard)

We ended up having to do like a gladiator type match where Kova and Lan created the legendary knife cube combo (Kova casts cloud of daggers Lan throws enemies into the cube and theyre promptly turned into bad guy soup). We won and were brought before Hades and Persephone (Kova and Savory charmed her because they're both nice :) ) and then we were thrown in prison because Hades had a stick up his ass.

We met Brutus and Milquetoast in jail and decided to do a prison break I'm not sure exactly how it went but it involved the warden and a prison riot and Lan killed the warden and was inexplicably drawn to this dark spooky hallway which supposedly held Thanatos but when she reached the end of the corridor all that was there were empty chains.

We had a sick ass chariot race with Hades and Lan flipped him the bird as we escaped down a big cavernous hole in the ground. We woke up at the bottom and learned if we wanted out we each had to go through trials to judge our characters.

I don't remember the exact order we went in but Mislia's was a fight with their ex wife and ended with them choosing Savory's life over the ex, Savory's took place in her old monastery which she had been banned from, Asher's was a puzzle that ended in a fight with his former friend and leader (who happened to be his player's other character from a different campaign remember this it's important), and Lan's (which was the last trial and also the last session since we unfortunately didn't finish the campaign) took place in her childhood hometown but everyone but her had lost their memories and she had to convince us all to come with her and get our memories back.

Kova's was a quiz show type trial during which we would gain or lose things (body parts, knowledge/memories, items, etc.) The trouble with playing a character who's smarter than you is when ur DM asks you what the components are to an X level Wizard spell (something Kova would probably know but I sure as hell didn't) you end up spinning the bad wheel (a la taz suffering game) and losing Kova's harmonica which was a gift from his dead friends dead daughter. Also it got turned to ash :)

The game show host ended up being Medusa and we killed the hell out of her and Lan and Kova struck the final blows.

I ended up asking the DM what the campaign would have gone like from the last session and he said the twist would have been that Brutus was Thanatos and I don't remember how but he could not longer continue being Thanatos so Lan, who had the ring, would be given the choice to become the new god of death or not.

From there we have two endings:

The 'canon' ending, in which Lan accepts her role and remains in the underworld while the rest of the living party members return to their lives. Kova is alone and lonely returning to his travels but has healed somewhat and learns to accept people into his heart again.

In the ending where Lan refuses, the party returns to the living world and parts ways. Lan and Kova reluctantly separate since Kova wishes to keep traveling and seeing the world but Lan is exhausted by everything that has happened in her life up until this point and just wants to settle down. The two visit from time to time but reminisce on their past and wonder how they could have remained close and developed their relationship (art in the video is drawn by Lan's player lil.bunny.prince on Instagram)

In both endings (and here's where you remember that importance regarding Asher's trial), because the story has established that it takes place in the same world as another campaign, Kova meets

Gwyn, and becomes a father figure to her and essentially adopts her. They're perfect for each other. Gwyn was cast from her clan and disowned by her family, and now she finally has a solid adult figure in her life who loves and accepts her and helps her overcome her fears of rejection and accidentally hurting the people she cares about. Kova has lost so much and with Gwyn he is able to raise her like he would have helped raise Iris and learns to overcome his survivors guilt and both of their scars and trauma heal together I love them so much.

Kova does outlive Gwyn by a couple hundred years (damn dnd lifespans) and whichever direction his life goes his endings are always bittersweet but he is able to heal despite always feeling a little sad and when he gets older he settles in a nice town and owns a library. And obviously his canon storyline isn't sad enough so I have aus for that (villain au my beloved). ❤

[angabby-zzz]

OKAY whatever i dont think that many people care so im just uhhhh summarizing (?) things

This came from an rp back in november 2020 but i also changed some things up bc no one talked abt it anymore and i got attached 🙁 !!

Year is 2000 / sometime around the ending of diu (its mentioned that kira is already dead but the time / year isnt stated)

Its p normal in morioh . (just joking nothing about this is normal). A 15 (almost 16) yr old shizuka joestar wakes up and has the biggest urge to visit rohan. Leaving her skyscraper home, she makes her way to literally the worst gay youve ever mets house ✌️

Except rohans only seen her as a baby so he has no clue who this girl is but he lets her inside anyway .

They talk for a bit but rohan gets bored of this weirdo girl and is like Hey can u help me move some stuff theres uhhhh boxes . By the door . And jojos like Ok:)) but when she reaches for the boxes rohan uses heavens door on her 🖋 and makes it so she just goes unconscious outside and forgets everything that just happened

So jojo wakes up and is like hmmm hunger … oh wait tonios place is near here !!! So she goes . (Rohan secretly follows her bc hes confused and wants to figure out why the baby that helped him beat a kid in a fight is suddenly a teenager) tonio doesnt recognize her but like . New customer so thats cool who cares

Then risotto fucking nero and ghiaccio (i call him mateo bc i decided to use the name There is a Town gave him . Also read that fic if ur into sorgela dad things its really good) walk in and jojos like holy shit??? Tall goth clown? And ends up staring at them from the table shes at

(This is where i started rewriting things even more)

Tonio comes over to read their palms or whatever n theyr like . Um ok . And when tonio leaves they pull out this map of morioh and start talking kinda quiet . Jojos just like . A huge people person and just talks to whoever she thinks is interesting so she goes over 2 them n is like Yoo whats that 4 . And theyr kinda like ???? but tell her that theyr looking 4 someone (diavolo rlly but theyr after trish) . Shes like . Cool!!! Can i help :) i know someone who can help too :) but like i dont like him so its whatever . His name is rohan kishibe and he SUCKS so bad but his manga is cool but dont tell him i said that . Anyway ris and mateo r confused and are like Umm u shouldnt get involved in this stuff but then tonios back and is like oh yeah i know rohan hqha ha (theyr dating 100%) umm yes he can help :)

Then rohan pops up outv nowhere (he came in through the front door but no one cared enough to look who it was) n is like Psh yeah i saved this town 😋😋 but im not helping unless theres something in it 4 me (bc hes awful) . And jojos like ???Kys also didnt tht 1 ginger kid help a lot too . Lets go see him ✌️✌️

So they do

But ris goes back 2 la squadras base and pesci replaces him!!! Bc he”d b better w kids ig . So its just jojo, pesci, n mateo standing in front of the kawajiri house and waiting 4 someone to open the door . Jojos standing next 2 pesci and is like ??holy shit??? he is SO tall???? and pescis just nervous as fuck bc this random girl is staring @ him and is like :( um hi ??? and jojos trying to come up w an excuse 2 why she was staring @ him for 10 minutes and is like Ummmm ur neck is real weird dude (WRONG thing 2 say this thing is so awkward) whys it all scratched upp :/ and pescis like Ouhggshs jbhdsorry i have anxietyv and um. ??3😢😢😢 and jojo realizes what she said and is like FUCK i didnt mean that Ur actually v cute I like ur hair n stuff dude youre so cool looking !!!!! sweats . And pescis like Oh rlly :) ??? and theyre like totally 100% best friends now .

(Ok so i ended up scrapping the scene where they look 4 jojos frog bc i replaced it w [redacted] but if u were curious she has a frog named frog that jojo carries around and was like a reference to a different rp from around the same time and so jojos like :( SHIT i lost my frog and pescis like dw beach boy can find it and shes like Wowwww and so then they use BB to get the frog)

So um . Jojos like Yo do u have a stand or what (jojo stop asking people if theyr stand users challenge) and pescis like ya its called beach boy and it fishes :) and jojos like Yooo cool i can go invisible . Thats it . But like its p cool its funny to do pranks w and stuff yknow and pescis talking abt how hes p good w his stand but every1 else in the gang is a lot stronger than he is n stuff and jojos like Dude have some confidence omg.. and then walks over 2 ghiaccio n is like ???Do ur friends like bully him or smth why is this dude so sad n nervous And ghiaccios like Oh no hes just like that . Pros tries 2 help him but she like . Sucks at that . And jojos like wtf your friends suck so bad

Anyway no ones even home so they end up leaving and take jojo 2 their base (jojo still thinks theyr just normal dudes and like not in the mafia @ all) and jojos like ??? whyr ur friends all like . In their 30s . And mateos like ??We”re in the mafia what r u talking abt and jojos like ?????? . R they stand users too???? N ghiaccios like yeah duh

So jojo explores a bit and ends up seeing a picture of sorbet n gelato and is like yo can i meet them who r they And pescis like ummm Lets go somewhere else haha 🙁🙁 and jojos like ??? Ok . So theyr hangin out and its kinda dark out so jojos like alr im goin home ✌️

So she leaves but on the way she hears smth in some bushes and is like ??? hello . so she goes ovr n sees smth hiding in there and tries to help it (never help smth stuck in bushes worst mistake of my life) but theres like . A whole baby unicorn in there??? And shes like trying 2 ask if its ok but then she just gets teleported into some weird vortex w the unicorn and is like Yo what the fuck . And blue (the name of the unicorn) just starts showing her GWs events but really blurred together its like really the worst ever and by the end of it jojos back near the bushes trying to process what even just happened ??? shes just traumatized from seeing some dudes she met a few minutes ago die + so confused from why theres a unicorn in morioh

But she goes home and is like ???? What do i even do now wtf

Anyway thats it rlly so far but she ends up joining ls so that she can help them NOT DIE and brings jouta into this bc theyr hashtag best friends and jojo doesnt want 2 tell pesci (or anyone else) abt what blue showed her . She also pretends 2 join brunos gang later on 2 befriend trish and make it easier 4 ls to kidnap her but ummmm that goes bad so ✌️

Btw blue is the same unicorn from the gucci x jojo collab w jolene . Its the reason morioh is just mashed up w everyone from part 1-6 and also manipulated their minds so they wouldnt think its weird lol . A menace

Holding back the urge to explain everything (badly) thats going on in morioh so far despite planning to make a comic over it