#it's all just one big plan to gaslight Error lmao

[dale-the-human]

“One Small Dream” by @calcium-cat​ By accident, Dream has been shrunk into a little kid with no memory of the past 500 years, including his brother’s corruption. While they wait for a way to reverse it, he lives with Nightmare (who he calls “Midnight”) and the other Dark Sanses. In Chapter 9, Error stops by to steal some of Cross’s chocolate bars and is confronted by a small skeleton he doesn’t recognize. He ties him up, hoping to get some answers, when Dream calls to “Midnight” for help. 

Well at least, that’s what happens in the original fic. This is what happens when Error finds Nootmare instead. (follow-up to this audio) (art by @calcium-cat​)

(text below, including BLBBlblblBLBL translation)

“One Small Dream” Chapter 9 (original story by Calcium_Cat)(terrible modified version by Dale)

The child opened its mouth and yelled, “MIIIDNIIIGHHHHHTT!!!”

“A-a-a-aHh!” Error screamed, covering his ear canals.

A moment later, the sound of a teleport distracted Error from his flash of anger. Both he and the little anomaly looked over at the door in time to see Nightmare’s form materialise in front of them. His expression looked more annoyed than angry, but his twitching tentacles gave him away.

“Hblblblhlbl blblbl hblblbl blbl-" (alright, what have you done this ti-)” he groaned, only to stop and stare open mouthed at the two monsters.

“Midnight!”

“MIDNI- wait, wh-a-a-at?”

Nightmare glared at him. “Hblhblblb! bllblb llhlbl!" (Error! Put Him Down!) He demanded.

The glitch looked in confusion at the kid, then back at the scowling skeleton. “...Are you-u-u-u… wh-wh-what? Is this some ki-ki-kind of joke?”

“BLHLBL!" (NOW!)

Error had no idea what Nightmare had just said; he wasn't sure if he was even saying actual words. But it was easy to guess what he meant. “Okay, okay-ay-ay, I’m p-p-p-putting him down,” he said hastily, releasing his strings and dropping the kid onto the ground.

The weird, screechy child landed lightly on his feet and scurried over toward Nightmare. Peeking out from under Nightmare’s arm, he frowned and pointed at Error.

“He was- he stole Crossy’s chocolate and- a-and he was gonna eat it too, Midnight!”

“F-f-f-forget the stupid chocolate-te-te. What the heck-ck-ck is wro-wrong with Nightm-"

“Blblnl." (Enough) Nightmare cut him off with more aggressive gibberish, then looked down at the kid. After a moment of thought, Nightmare dislodged his grip from his clothing, and said firmly, “Blblbll bllbllblllb blblb blhblhlbl Blblbll bllbllblllb blblb blhblhlbl" (Dream, go to your room. I’ll talk to Error about the chocolate.)

Dream hesitated, glancing over at the other black skeleton, before nodding up at him. “Okay, Midnight.”

“Blhbllblhlbl," (Thank you) he said, patting him on the head with a tendril.

The screechy mystery child started walking away, but Error raised an impatient arm and stopped it. "Wait-t-t, I need answers-s-s. Why does he s-s-sound like that?"

The screechy mystery child gave him a puzzled look. "Sound like what?"

"Like an o-o-octopus, or some-some-something!" He waved at Nightmare's tentacled form. "Wh-wh-what is he even saying??"

The goopy skeleton raised a goopy browbone at him. "Blblblblbl hblblhlbl blbl hbl? Hblblhlbl." (What do you mean? I'm just talking)

"S-s-s-see? like that!"

The screechy mystery child looked really confused. "Midnight, I'm really confused. Why can't he understand you?"

Nightmare furrowed his brow at Error for a moment, then looked back at the kid. "Blhblblhl bhlbllblbhbl blbhbl blhbl. Blbhlblbl blblbbl." (I have no idea. Just ignore him.)

"Okay-y-y, I've had eno-o-o-ough of this. The-the others can d-deal with whatever is going-ing-ing on here," Error said, before stepping through a portal and leaving the bizarre scene behind.

[polyghostfacehours]

Yandere Poly ghost face with a s/o who wants to break up?

Hooo hooo, that already won't go well with regular poly!Ghostface, but Yandere!Poly!Ghostface? Well, you're absolutely fucked Y/N.

TW: abusive relationship dynamics, manipulation, possessive behaviors, brief mention of necrophilia

So first things first, you can't break up with them if they're yandere.

I mean it. Whether you know about Ghostface or not.

If you know about Ghostface, then they wouldn't let you leave in fear of you going to the authorities.

If you don't know about Ghostface, they wouldn't let you leave because Billy's abandonment issues won't let him, and Stu...well I mean, Stu literally killed Casey for dumping him for Steve. And he killed Tatum just because he could??? He's kind of off his rocker lmao. They both are.

If you DIDN'T know about ghostface and they WEREN'T yandere it might be easier to break it off and you could be safe if you skip town.

So anyway, this would go one of two way

1. They try and keep you, you still leave, they murder you years later.

They wouldn't kill you immediately, because they're too closely connected to you. Evidence would immediately point to them.

So they do everything else to keep you. Manipulation, coercion, gaslighting, etc. Everything and anything to keep you pliant.

I WILL say though, that if you don't budge/stay with them, they will eventually start planning your murder. It will be years down the line, long after you stop involving them in your life and they seem like nothing but a distant memory, when it happens and it will be made to look like an accident.

A car accident, a hiking trip gone wrong, a mix up in medication and dosage? It could be anything. But if they find a way to carve you up themselves without it being traced back to them, then they absolutely will go that route. And they'll love every second of it.

Because even though you cut them out of your life, all those years they still obsessed over you. Watching your every move. Eventually their love turns to bitterness. If they can't have you, then no one can. You gotta go.

Since they're Yandere versions of themselves here, then they keep your body for a long while after the fact, preserving it for as long as they can. They talk to it, hold it, and even make love to it as if you were still there.

Or it goes number 2. They try and keep you, and oh you don't want to? Too bad they kidnap you.

This is more risky because of their connection to you, but with Stu's money, they're easily able to buy someplace to keep you hostage. A place with a basement or big shed.

This new place is heavily fortified, impossible to escape, heavy security. They'd leave no room for error.

If, after a while, the Stockholm Syndrome takes a firm hold on you and they know they've successfully broken you, or you simply resign yourself to your fate, they'll let you re-enter society, giving you some bullshit tale to give to the police.

You guys act like it never happened. Like it was some sort of twisted happy ending. But it isn't, it's a mirage. You live the rest of your life with them, grow old with them, have many good times with them, maybe start a family with them...all while living in fear of what they're capable of. What they're willing to do to you.

If you never break, never love them again, never let them own you...

Then eventually, many many years down the line, they'll put you out of your misery. The drastic change in your personality/wit after the kidnapping, your despondence, the lack of being able to be in public with you and go places with you, and your aging visage eventually just...doesn't seem worth it anymore. You're a shell of the one they once loved. Their need for you wanes because of this, and as they walk into your room for the final time, they at least give you the dignity of a painless death when you ask.