#it's absolutely glorious muffin I'm in AWE

[iamnmbr3]

I physically need a crackship between aunt Marge and Voldemort. Together they would be Harry's biggest nightmare. They can bond about how much they hate him. Nagini and Ripper can be best friends! Voldomort calls her his Muffin or something horrible like that.

It would be so aweful, I'm obsessd! I need someone else to have this HOT garbage stuck in their head!

Anon is I fear in my mind this is one of those 'it sounds great on paper but flops irl' types of relationship. Everything seems to be going great at first until Tom discovers that while they both are firmly in the 'Harry Potter needs to die' camp, Marge thinks it's because he's an unnatural freak who needed to be beaten more as a child and not because he's impeding the glorious cause of Voldemort taking over the wizarding world and declaring himself immortal emperor.

Since Tom Riddle was the victim of similar attitudes this puts him in the unenviable position of wanting to actually defend Harry Potter from her accusations which he finds to be deeply galling (as any of us who have ever been forced into the position of defending someone we hate from something unfair/untrue/harmful said about them by someone who should instead be focusing on all the actual problematic things that person does can, I'm sure, understand).

The final nail in the coffin comes when Nagini decides that Ripper is an ideal afternoon snack and Tom absolutely refuses to apologize for her behavior.