mizugucci

[svtskneecaps]

OMG honestly I recently redownloaded HPHM and I regretted it. I got so sucked in that I literally had to play like for 6 hrs just to keep track of everything. The constant quests and missions are so annoying especially when people cheat so often. I really hate how there’s like no continuity, I went to the ball with Talbott and he still doesn’t think we’re exactly friends. Plus doesn’t the fact that everyone in your friend group likes you make it kind of awkward. Like even Merula likes MC?

oh my god the continuity is fucking AWFUL idk why i forgot to touch on it, probably bc i don't consider timed side quests necessarily canon just so i can keep my head on straight

and it's falling into the reader insert trope of the harem; everyone likes the MC but why?? what has the MC done to deserve it?? mostly they get people in danger and break school rules, so i don't know why ben still goes along with it since that is the exact opposite of his mission statement like??? i wish i knew more about the characters than just how they're friends with the MC and they can help with the cursed vault in x ways

enemies to lovers is a really common trope so, color me unsurprised tbh

all the competitions are so distracting tbh, there's just always something going on and it's like go AWAY and i can't even ignore them because when i boot up the game usually it throws me into a screen showing my progress and i don't CARE like LISTEN jam city i've been trying to finish the quidditch class for months can you LEAVE ME ALONE i DON'T WANT TO PLAY FULL MARKS A A A A A A also it's like highkey impossible like i won ONCE and that was a complete fluke and only because i spent four straight days doing nothing but hphm which burned me out for the next week and a half it's ridiculous

if talbott had more of a personality i might say he's just like that, maybe he's saying it because not being friends is an inside joke built into the friendship, but knowing the game that's not the case and he delivered the line completely serious so the joke is On Me (i haven't gotten the ball quest yet so idk lmao). it would be cute it he was just playing around like teasing the MC but i doubt that was the intention so r i p