#it's a long boi

[soaps-mohawk]

OHHHHHH MY GOD IM GONNA LOOSE MY MIND!!!!!!

CHAPTER 27 SO FUCKING GOOD

I SPECIFICALLY remember (post) ‘mega’s first heat, there was a convo between John n Gaz where John felt guilty for neglecting him all week (which was no fault of his own ofc) and NOW GAZ GETS TO JOIN!!!!!! Ouuuhhhh brother I’ve been waiting for this day 😈🙏

excited as FUCK!!!!!!

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Hehe thank you, thank you 🤭

Yesssss I was trying to make this heat different from the last and I was like...what could I do?? Oh yes, have the reader dommy mommy Price for a bit and then let Kyle join in 😂

It's going to be rather good. (I know that because I have most of it written by the time this is getting posted lmao)

[orphetoon]

when there’s historical romance written abt ur friends

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[emmeriex]

girls when they remember that sally named percy after the only greek hero with a happy ending and beryl named jason after a hero who died alone and unhappy to appease a wrathful goddess.

[hinamie]

I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite

[torisprlng]

you guys are like a dead married couple on acid

[officialspec]

so we just moved, and the house we moved into has been abandoned for a few years so weve discovered some fun little secrets scattered around as we explored. for example, theres a little room downstairs with graffiti on the door dubbing it 'the dog box'

of course we were intrigued. aside from some storage and a place to put a washing machine, the dog box seems to exclusively contain this old ass piano, with a little window to see into it from outside

also pictured sitting on the piano is a little novelty dagger we found in the grass outside. its all very funny and novel, right? we thought so

that was when we found The Stain

of course, we immediately jumped to some conclusions. the knife outside, the abandoned house, 'do not enter' written on the door. whatever it was, it had dripped through the floorboards from upstairs, from approximately just outside the bathroom. we decided to wait until we finished moving and then grab some peroxide to test it just in case

still, the dog box bloodstain remained a hot topic, and the curiosity was killing me. after figuring out where upstairs the stain wouldve dripped down from, we noticed it had also seeped up through the newly installed flooring, and i decided i couldnt wait to investigate

looking around the dog box, i noticed that there was a section of the ceiling/underfloor that was noticeably newer than the rest of it, meaning the place the stain had leaked through had been pulled out and replaced just before we moved in. suspicious

im using my phone torch to look around in the dark, and when i shine it on the bloodstain it lights up in a distinctly.... glossy way. when i get closer i can see its not matte, but sticky. so i decide to touch it, and immediately im hit with a STRONG smell of something deeply familiar. all the pieces fall together at once, and using my superior investigative prowess i have deduced the culprit

it was bees. there was a fuckoff massive beehive in the floor that got taken out before we moved in and it leaked honey up through the floorboards and onto the floor of the dog box and the landlord didnt feel like cleaning it up. mystery solved

[rcrisdraws]

Did you know horses can't pant? 🤔

[bobbydabob]

No cartoons today. I am full of surprises

[artsymeeshee]

Had to redraw that picture but with chibi boys

[ahyperactivehero]

personally, i think we don't give jenny enough credit. she took in two very obviously underaged people, dealt with all of their strange habits like yelling to themselves or "using" her shop as a hangout spot or cussing out her customers or even their strange lack of boundaries with her, survived an implied serial killer date, and was willing to follow crystal with a knife when she thought she was going to confront her abusive ex.

jenny deserves the world and i hope we get season 2 so she can have it

[plutonicbees]

secret calls in the phone/sewing/cat room (chapter 4 of bllb u will always be famous to me)

[hhhhunty]

How funny that she never considered that.

[seance]

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES + the onion headlines

[hinamie]

I'll give them shelter like you've done for me

[torisprlng]

#classic jealous bf behavior

dead boy detectives s1 | charles + edwin