#it's 3's turn to make all his friends compete for a dubious prize and have it blow up in his face at the end

[duckapus]

SMG3's Meme Royale

SMG3: *appears on screen in front of an aerial view of the Internet Graveyard* Yo, waddup peeps, it's ya boy SMG3 comin' at you live from the Internet Graveyard!

*the screen shifts to a panning shot of several characters, including most of the crew, sitting in the Fortnite airbus, then shifts again to show several other airbuses*

SMG3 voiceover: I've rounded up 300 people to fight each-other for my amusement -and a mystery Grand Prize- in one of the most hostile environments imaginable; my own backyard!

*cut back to SMG3, who's now holding a laser tag harness*

SMG3: To make sure nobody actually dies in this deathmatch 'cause I can't afford to get sued each contestant is equipped with one of these babies! If they take too much damage, the built-in wormhole generator will transport them safely back to the Mushroom Kingdom...and into the Pit of Shame!

*a big hole in the ground shows up on screen, with a ton of screen effects, "Pit of Shame" in a fancy font, and Air Horns*

SMG3: What's that? Determined Competitors and bloodthirsty Dead Memes aren't enough action for you? Well, me neither, so it's a good thing there's a toxic Twitter Storm closing in fast!

*the image behind him changes to a hurricane full of blue birds and screenshots that seems to be yelling angrily*

SMG3: Look at all those checkmarks! That's how you know it's nasty! So you better not camp if you know what's good for you, you Beta Cucks.

SMG3: To give my viewers the best look at the action, I've hired a team of professional Lakitu Cameramen to follow as many competitors as possible. Each of them is hosting their own stream that I've linked in the description, so make sure to check those out if you want to keep an eye on anyone in particular. Meanwhile on here I'll be jumping between the most interesting feeds and providing color commentary, so if you're just interested in the highlights stay right where you are.

SMG3: Anyway, we're dropping in 90 seconds, so it's time for me to count the contestants off and pull the floor out from under them. May the best meme win!