#it'd feel wrong to tag this keishin

[incorrect-yttd-headcanons]

1) Did security work at the community theatre, and exchanged glances with the guy dressed as a bush. They ended up hitting it off, but the only thing the guy would talk about is the artistic fulfillment he got from being a bush, and that he never took it off for luck, even in the shower. Turns out it was the same bush costume he stole from his middle school play when they wouldn't let him play the bush, and he was kicked out of school and had a lot of arguments with his parents over it until they stopped caring

2)His date with a guy who kept a real rabbit in his hat at all times. The rabbit refused to leave the hat, and he really liked the hat, so he couldn't just leave it be. The rabbit did shit so much in the hat, and he didn't know what to do with himself. He did in fact keep wearing the hat, but didn't know what to do with himself, so he wore a garbage bag on his head with some chicken wire like a reverse shower cap. And the rabbit would scratch through it and piss on him without warning.

Keiji ended up telling him to just get a new hat, and the guy started crying, openly weeping in the denny's they met up in --all because it was such a good idea.

He then texts him later that night that things weren't working out, because Keiji didn't respect his fashion sense

3) Bonus: Sou thinks Keiji is super hot, but then Keiji starts to talk and it ruins everything. He worries that they'd be kissing, and Keiji would stop, pick up his phone like, 'wahahah, Sara, did you know this guy uses bubblegum toothpaste'