#it won't kill me but it will make my skin swollen and itchy. but hey. that's the price you pay for the suspension of belief

[beeseverywhen]

you know how beauty products always make completely batshit claims? well it always annoys me cause I'm like. you've taken it too far now. I can't suspend my belief that far and now I won't get the benefit of the placebo effect. well I've found a convenient way around this where I now only buy muscle soaks with branding that's in a language I don't know. It says muskel it smells of something vaguely herbal, if I don't think too hard about it I can definitely believe the rest of that says something kind of believable about how this is gonna reduce muscle spasms. get ready for slightly increased symptom reduction from that hot bath.