#it wasn't just inniters they're just the largest group and so most frequent in doing this
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hopalongfairywren · 20 days ago
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things about c!samkids that're very funny to me: -awesamdude canonically abducting imprisoning and holding hostage the one child he is ever entrusted with. im not sure he'd be the best father
-letting tommy get murdered after leaving him locked in a jail cell for a month and then threatening to murder him while holding a sword for violating prison protocol. fatherly behavior right there
-guilt tripping hannah forever over getting mind controlled by the same god parasite he got mind controlled by and failing to do so with any of her male colleges who also work for him
-apparently sleeping with boomer at some point. and also them being old friends of comparable age who have met every so often over decades
lovely awesome normal family here
the absolute. dadception was so funny. Does anyone remember that era of lore when people were trying to make literally any positive interaction c!Tommy had with anyone slightly older than him found family.
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