#it was so nasty to clean up
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Sometimes I am tempted by these things, and yet, I will resit...
#my grandparents sent me money for my birthday#i bought a new Big Blanket#i picked out a pattern with my boyfriend#cause we share the bed so we might as well share the blanket and what pattern it is#i just know he's going to get excited when he sees how big the blanket is#cause he is 6'6 and gets excited about things that are bigger than him#a few months ago#he met my friend's boyfriend#who was like 6'9 i think#and my boyfriend got so excited that he could actually *look up* at someone because he is never able to do that cause he himself is so tall#anyway i know he's gonna like the blanket when it arrives#i used to have a teal blanket from Big Blanket#but it got ruined at my old apartment#and my ex would not let me take it to the laundromat#and it ended up on the street#when i had to go clean out that apartment and put nearly everything on the street#cause the fucking apartment was infested with cockroaches#my ex wouldn't even help clean the apartment at the time#my current boyfriend helped me clean that place out when no one else but my mother would#and we were not even dating at that point#the gross studio apartment was on the third floor and the stairs were horrible and it was the middle of july and it was so fucking hot#and the whole places was infested with cockroaches and smelled like weed and cat piss#there was rotting food and vomit and shit cause my ex would just throw food around the room and do random annoying shit while high and#make me clean it up and i hated it so much#it was so nasty to clean up#plus the whole time my boyfriend's ex was calling him every 5 minutes or so and accusing him of trying to cheat on her#when the fuck would we have been cheating on her? when we were picking through items with my mother#to find anything that could actually be washed or kept?#or when were were lugging furniture out to the street#or maybe scrubbing out the kitchen
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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Nadja likes to shove herself onto this back shelf and leave her disgusting grease all over it and then lay in it like a piece of gas station chicken
#i swear i clean up after her i just cant see this shelf so it gets nasty fast#yes most of that is cat sebum#i swear i bathe her too it just builds up on this particular spot super fast
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It's his eyes that do it for me in this clip
#kiss#kiss band#gene simmons#kissblr#pookie bear#celebrity crush#rock and roll#god i want him so bad#rock n roll#rock#lick it up#i need to sit on his face pronto!#revenge era#revenge era gene#tongue#daddy gene#daddy af#he knows what he's doing#just fangirl things#nasty#no rizz needed he just whips that thang out and you fold like clean laundry#genes number one nastiest fangirl
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WHAT THAT TONGUE DO 💦
#choke me with those arms#make it nasty baby I’ll clean it up#put me in the headlock with your elbow#watch me fucking you back… ooops#sorry not sorry#my god he so tall#drew starkey#rafe cameron
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i can't be trusted with money. but The Things
#mhac.txt#hello nasty zip-up + brouhaha tank top + mushroom hat from hot topic.#paul's boutique (WITH tracklisting on back) tee from official merch shop.#look. i WILL wear the things so that's my justification for ALL my beastie merch#i just need to. legitimately clean my closet whenever i get back to my apartment
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Does anyone else feel a little nauseous when they see videos of cat owners letting their cats onto kitchen counters and stuff (especially when they're cooking!!). Like. You know that animal pisses and shits in a box they walk all over. And you just let them get that on your food?? It must be the brain worms because there's no way you don't have toxoplasmosis by now.
#i just can't with it 🤢#maybe because i spent so much time cleaning up the waste of infectious animals#but the idea of letting them walk where i cook??? unimagineable#stomach turning#nasty
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great. nightmares about my fuck up as soon as i close my eyes 👍
#with an added bonus of the customer mad at me coming in to yell at me infront of everyone at work#and everyone boycotting my place of work. forcing them to close down. me losing my job over this. everyone in town hating me#me having to leave and hope none of this spreads further than a couple towns over or else i'll never find work again#because everyone knows that I Am the Bad Employee and no one wants to hire me#essentially meaning i have to starve on the streets because everyone hates me and made it impossible for me to make a living in this world#this fuck up really triggered the hell out of me#the nature of the fuck up the involvement of a social media shitstorm and tagging the higher ups#and the shitstorm reaching several businesses in town and word getting back to my boss and just the whole public outcry of it all#still makes me want to rip out my organs and sink into the earth and die die die die die die die die die#at this point i'd love for these people to find my instagram profile and send me hateful dms and death threats#just so i know they have the right place to let out their anger and frustration#so they know it's not on my place of work or any of my coworkers but solely on me#wanna quit my job and take all the blame and nasty words to wash the reputation of my place of work clean again#i tarnished it so i must clean it. take all the blame because i am the one who fucked up#the need to fix it and make it better any way possible is eating me alive
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the thing they don't warn you about freshly pierced ears is the Sleep Anxiety
#im so worried about like... irritating them / ripping them out in my sleep#what if they get caught on one of my many blankets or pillows hm...#last night was the first night with 'em and i already had a stress dream#which unfortunately was one of those double deckers where The Demons™️ try to get me#but geez.#i arranged my bedding in such a way that im kinda sitting up and my head is stabilized enough so that i dont turn onto my side#or put pressure on my ~lobes~#thus begins a long couple of months of Healing#cant wait to take these babeys out and switch things up#not that i dont like the ones i have for the healing process!! im very happy with them!!!#but Ough. monkey brain impatient....#absolutely unprompted#i got a uhhh Saline Spray to clean em#and im so worried im gonna run out way prematurely#my depth perception and spatial awareness is a little... Off...#so it takes 2-3 attempts to actually Spray The Piercing#i end up wiping water off of my face and neck lmfao. my hair is Dripping every time#its just a general air of Paranoia#the last time i pierced my ears was years ago and i got a nasty ass infection that put me off of it until. like. a day ago#i was convinced this time bc it was done professionally with a needle and everything#INFINITELY better. lots of fun. i feel somewhat confident that it'll heal correctly#even if my bank account wont. But Its Worth It Tho Its Worth It-#and Yes im procrastinating sleep#my ability to scribble abruptly tanked so maybe ill write a bit instead#see if the artism Transferred
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God, your c!sam design in the plushie au is so cute!
haha thanks!! its based off a pallas cat just.... with a suspiciously long neck... here he is in color with a couple derpy doodles to go along with:
#c!sam#plushie au#fluffy boy :)#asks#dreblr#dream cleaned him up and gave him a healing pot for that nasty cut#so now he looks better than right after his daedalus death#and gave him a bath too
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🎉 Toku x Birthdays 🎉
Day 4 - Chinese Zodiac
🐂 Ox ~ Kuro Kishi Hyuuga 🐂
#tokubds#gingaman#super sentai#hyuuga#OK LOOK. THIS IS THE BEST COINCIDENCE TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME LMAO.#not only am i an ox - i am a fire ox#and wouldnt you believe it my boy my precious precious boy Hyuuga just so happens to be a fire powered cow fella sooooooooooo#i couldnt not make this about hyuuga#it was written in the stars#every time i think about hyuuga (often) my ability to not be annoying is TESTED#he's my favouritest guy ever and i have a great deal of thoughts about him#he makes me want to smash glass and then calmly clean it up#he's such a SOFT character and it makes all the bullshit he goes through hurt SO BAD and i 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#please watch gingaman#its very good#and it has hyuuga in it#also his gokaiger episode is very good. a real nasty punch straight to the guts#like#do you think it hurt? having bullblack's powers taken from him? did it feel like he'd died all over again? IS GOTAURUS OK ABOUT IT??!?!????#idk go away dont look at me#me in the middle of the night: do you think Gotaurus missed Bullblack or do you think he saw enough of him in hyuuga that it wasnt so bad#my wife: 🫥🫥🫥
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GUESS WHAT BITCHES I LOVE MY APARTMENT
#text#it is A Little Nasty but nothing a little elbow grease can't fix#and the fire alarm goes off real easy i'll have to fix that#but I am straight up chilling I love it. its tiny as fuck and will be so easy to keep clean#the bathroom is SO fucking cute its got yellow and oil slick rainbow tiles#the LIGHT!!!#its got north south and west facing windows and its AWESOME it gets so much light all day#i am#as they say#sold#great location great price#decent amenities#the laundry facilities are lacking but im gonna fiddle with them and see what i can do
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got a random bug up my butt to literally pack over half of everything and move it all to the other house in one go 💀 i’m tired af now but WORTH IT
#also ppl keep asking me why rent a house why not an apartment with a roommate#to save money#LOL#IS SAVING MONEY WORTH MY SANITY AND PEACE????#NO#i have 1 pathetic little mortal life on this planet and i’m gonna fuckin live it how i want#i will gladly pay extra to never have to live with a roommate ever again#my misophonia is so bad that i’d probably end up killing them anyway#lmaooooooo#kidding#maybe#🙂#apple babble 🍎#non fandom#i also just have so much roommate trauma it’s not even funny like#people are NOT reliable at all especially when it comes to cleaning and rent#also i don’t want them bringing over their nasty ass fbds and shit ????????#ain’t no fucking way#my house and my house only#MINE#b e g o n e#OMG BUT SPEAKING OF#the front of my place has the cutest little space for a patio set and holiday decorations 🥺🥺🥺#and i can actually put everything out without worrying bc it’s gated so no one can steal it!!!!
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i dont think ill be able to post anything for tobias appreciation week. im spending some time w an aunt and uncle & helping them move and its insanely stressful i dont really have the bandwith to make anything fully original + im not super vibing w any of the prompts
#the guy who used to own this place was a nasty fucking slob who never cleaned up after himself + the cleaners he hired Fucking Suck#so the kitchen is just FULL of cockroaches its so nasty#+ theyve got four dogs & one of them cant be around two of them bc she gets violent so we have to cycle whos out and whos kenneled#just. super stressful all around.#its the aunt who i got to play the it lives series btw
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I cleaned the inside of my microwave, so now it's like this whenever I open it to heat something up
#I waited WAY too long y'all#It was nasty in there#And now it's So Clean#Highly recommend lol#Shut up fraddit
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trying to figure out how to get more kitchen out of my kitchen and more closet out of my closet and i think i just need to accept that i have reached my limit when it comes to folding space to store more shit
#//juri speaks#this house is so smaaaaaallllll#i wish the basement was like. clean and fully finished so i could use it for clothes/big dish storage#but it's NOT and it would probably be a minimum of $10k to fix it up#assuming like $20k bc i'm fully sure there is mold in the walls and probably some Horrors under the nasty ceiling tiles#so it will never ever happen
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