#it was so nasty to clean up
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Sometimes I am tempted by these things, and yet, I will resit...
#my grandparents sent me money for my birthday#i bought a new Big Blanket#i picked out a pattern with my boyfriend#cause we share the bed so we might as well share the blanket and what pattern it is#i just know he's going to get excited when he sees how big the blanket is#cause he is 6'6 and gets excited about things that are bigger than him#a few months ago#he met my friend's boyfriend#who was like 6'9 i think#and my boyfriend got so excited that he could actually *look up* at someone because he is never able to do that cause he himself is so tall#anyway i know he's gonna like the blanket when it arrives#i used to have a teal blanket from Big Blanket#but it got ruined at my old apartment#and my ex would not let me take it to the laundromat#and it ended up on the street#when i had to go clean out that apartment and put nearly everything on the street#cause the fucking apartment was infested with cockroaches#my ex wouldn't even help clean the apartment at the time#my current boyfriend helped me clean that place out when no one else but my mother would#and we were not even dating at that point#the gross studio apartment was on the third floor and the stairs were horrible and it was the middle of july and it was so fucking hot#and the whole places was infested with cockroaches and smelled like weed and cat piss#there was rotting food and vomit and shit cause my ex would just throw food around the room and do random annoying shit while high and#make me clean it up and i hated it so much#it was so nasty to clean up#plus the whole time my boyfriend's ex was calling him every 5 minutes or so and accusing him of trying to cheat on her#when the fuck would we have been cheating on her? when we were picking through items with my mother#to find anything that could actually be washed or kept?#or when were were lugging furniture out to the street#or maybe scrubbing out the kitchen
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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FINALLY drew every single person in the system after half a decade of knowing I have osdd. IT ONLY TOOK 5 YEARS.....
(please don't refer to how we look as character designs!! thanks!)
notes! - I've been evaluated by multiple professionals and they've all gone ya you have guys in there. good luck man - I can remember experiencing pretty damning symptoms since I was like. a wee lad. - I'm guy number 2. hi! waving!!! - sunny and moon don't really have a concrete age but can be considered adults - there are 10 girls, 7 guys, and 3 people who aren't either - some of these guys formed based on some childhood friends I had - there are 6 fictives overall. most of them consider themselves their own people and don't identify much with their source material - the most frequent fronters are robin, sunny, phoebe and francis - if you have any questions please feel free to ask! if anyone says anything nasty I won't respond. I love pressing the block button
#IM SO NERVOUS TO POST THIS. LIKE KIND OF SICK FEELING#it is not easy. being part of a system and being open about it. but I've learned I enjoy being seen and heard rather than#hiding everything and feeling alone. if that makes sense#have had a lot of nasty experiences about this online!!! so I'm hoping you're all going to be kind [:#system#osdd#artists on tumblr#NO SYSCOURSE. OR I'LL EAT YOU UP. IM TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#this has been in the works for like half a YEAR. sunny finished it up today (INSTEAD OF CLEANING LIKE SHE AGREED TO...)#I literally promised her my salad. if she cleaned up. AND SHE SAID YES AND THEN DIDN'T........#I forgive them. whatever :3#update: she wrestled her way back into front and cleaned the ENTIRE HOUSE. AND TIDIED EVERYTHING. I love you sunny
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Nadja likes to shove herself onto this back shelf and leave her disgusting grease all over it and then lay in it like a piece of gas station chicken
#i swear i clean up after her i just cant see this shelf so it gets nasty fast#yes most of that is cat sebum#i swear i bathe her too it just builds up on this particular spot super fast
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Sirblr Drake what's your opinion on that red guy that kills people
i think deadpool’s super cool thanks for the question
#if you’re talking about uhh…. whatshisface#he’s like… alright…. but he smells pretty bad#and i heard he doesn’t clean up after himself in the living room#like he stuffs his socks into the couch cushions??? nasty freak.#so i’ve heard.#deadpool’s cool though.#asktimdrake
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It's his eyes that do it for me in this clip
#kiss#kiss band#gene simmons#kissblr#pookie bear#celebrity crush#rock and roll#god i want him so bad#rock n roll#rock#lick it up#i need to sit on his face pronto!#revenge era#revenge era gene#tongue#daddy gene#daddy af#he knows what he's doing#just fangirl things#nasty#no rizz needed he just whips that thang out and you fold like clean laundry#genes number one nastiest fangirl
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killing my housemate with hammers
#he doesn't clean and then complains about the house being dirty#and then when I suggest we do a chore chart he's like uhm well I'm so tired after work I can only do so much#and heres a list of things I don't use (he does) so I shouldn't have to clean them#like okay bitch make up your mind!!!!#like okay if you're not going to clean it then you're not allowed to complain about it being dirty#like you don't use it so it shouldn't matter right#and to be clear the house could definitely be kept cleaner but it is by no means like nasty or out of hand#and many of the things that would be considered messy are His#you can't be like wah we need to clean more and then say noo uhm thats not fair I don't wanna :(#when someone suggests a way to keep it fair and regular#he also acts like he's the only person in the house who works long days or has chronic health issues#I've talked about my chronic pain and fatigue on many occasions but he's very dissmissive and weird about it#apparently that stuff only matters when its Him who has responsibilities#and also he doesn’t pay his rent#ghost posts#text
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altitude death aside mexico city was so fucking cool i loved every second of it. incredible place
#well every second except the hours my father spent yelling at me over shit he made up but you gotta pay the troll toll#AND NOW IM NOT GONNA SEE MY PARENTS FOR AT LEAST TWO MONTHS!! LETS FUCKING GOOO#home alone til april yknow what that means.... time to spend like a week cleaning the entire house 24/7 coz it's#so fucking nasty but i wanna make it livable while it's only me#i dont leave my room when they're home but now i get to use the entire house. so i want it to look at least slightly ok#and im gonna throw out all the spoiled food and random hoarded trash they dont let me throw out when they're home. sooo excited#barking#cdmxlb#lonely times
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WHAT THAT TONGUE DO 💦
#choke me with those arms#make it nasty baby I’ll clean it up#put me in the headlock with your elbow#watch me fucking you back… ooops#sorry not sorry#my god he so tall#drew starkey#rafe cameron
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Who would have thought that eating cherrios 2x daily when I'm allergic to oats, and several pastries when I'm allergic to wheat, would come back to bite me in the ass? Surely not I! 🙃
#marquilla#fighting for my liiiiife sgdgdgdgdg i thought i was gonna shit myself at work today in the breakroom and i was mentally trying to figure out#if they would say anything if i ran out/how fast /could/ i run out without them saying anything 😭 i also didnt wanna risk it bc with my#luck someone would be in the bathroom or walk in when i was in there 😭 or worse the trashy coworker would be in there brushing her teeth 😬#(it's not that she's homeless btw i know for a fact she has a home she just chooses to brush her teeth in a public bathroom bc she doesn't#feel like getting up earlier to fucking brush at home. fucking nasty man. like it's one thing if you really have no where else to do it but#i KNOW she does and she openly (and kinda proudly) admits it's bc she's lazy like okay nasty)#anyway anyway i was able to hold it til i got home and could shit in peace 😭 im aware how lucky that is/ that you dont always get the#luxury of choosing what bathroom you go in sgdggdgd#but if i had to rank best bathrooms to go in 👀 Khols is by far number 1. their custodial staff rule man it's always so nice and peaceful#shdhdhgdgdgd number 2 would be cracker barrel for the atmosphere and 3 is target but thats hit or miss (not blaming the staff i blame target#for not staffing enough people/paying enough to clean em often)#anyway anyways ughh
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i can't be trusted with money. but The Things
#mhac.txt#hello nasty zip-up + brouhaha tank top + mushroom hat from hot topic.#paul's boutique (WITH tracklisting on back) tee from official merch shop.#look. i WILL wear the things so that's my justification for ALL my beastie merch#i just need to. legitimately clean my closet whenever i get back to my apartment
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great. nightmares about my fuck up as soon as i close my eyes 👍
#with an added bonus of the customer mad at me coming in to yell at me infront of everyone at work#and everyone boycotting my place of work. forcing them to close down. me losing my job over this. everyone in town hating me#me having to leave and hope none of this spreads further than a couple towns over or else i'll never find work again#because everyone knows that I Am the Bad Employee and no one wants to hire me#essentially meaning i have to starve on the streets because everyone hates me and made it impossible for me to make a living in this world#this fuck up really triggered the hell out of me#the nature of the fuck up the involvement of a social media shitstorm and tagging the higher ups#and the shitstorm reaching several businesses in town and word getting back to my boss and just the whole public outcry of it all#still makes me want to rip out my organs and sink into the earth and die die die die die die die die die#at this point i'd love for these people to find my instagram profile and send me hateful dms and death threats#just so i know they have the right place to let out their anger and frustration#so they know it's not on my place of work or any of my coworkers but solely on me#wanna quit my job and take all the blame and nasty words to wash the reputation of my place of work clean again#i tarnished it so i must clean it. take all the blame because i am the one who fucked up#the need to fix it and make it better any way possible is eating me alive
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Message my ex sent me that has me in fucking tears
#luly talks#prison break#i cannot stress how accurate that is#I ❤️ A BISEXUAL MAN WITH DADDY ISSUES WHO WON'T FUCKING DIE AND SHOULD NOT BE LEFT AROUND CHILDREN#THEY'D 100% TRY TO CRUCIFY TEDDY BTW. THEY WOULD FUCKING DO THAT WITHOUT SECOND THOUGHT IF THE CHANCE CAME UP#AND HE'D BE JUST FIEN#i literally even joked about him getting springlocked he'd parry that easy you'd do that to him and 3 episodes after he'd be walking off#like nothing happened. 3 is a lot he got a hand cut clean off and was instantly ok w some vet help#he's so silly i love you Teddy#also Blood proposed the theory that he's literally pulling a Dave via dying and repossessing his corpse which man#I'd believe that. maybe that's why his nasty hand is rotting.
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🎉 Toku x Birthdays 🎉
Day 4 - Chinese Zodiac
🐂 Ox ~ Kuro Kishi Hyuuga 🐂
#tokubds#gingaman#super sentai#hyuuga#OK LOOK. THIS IS THE BEST COINCIDENCE TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME LMAO.#not only am i an ox - i am a fire ox#and wouldnt you believe it my boy my precious precious boy Hyuuga just so happens to be a fire powered cow fella sooooooooooo#i couldnt not make this about hyuuga#it was written in the stars#every time i think about hyuuga (often) my ability to not be annoying is TESTED#he's my favouritest guy ever and i have a great deal of thoughts about him#he makes me want to smash glass and then calmly clean it up#he's such a SOFT character and it makes all the bullshit he goes through hurt SO BAD and i 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#please watch gingaman#its very good#and it has hyuuga in it#also his gokaiger episode is very good. a real nasty punch straight to the guts#like#do you think it hurt? having bullblack's powers taken from him? did it feel like he'd died all over again? IS GOTAURUS OK ABOUT IT??!?!????#idk go away dont look at me#me in the middle of the night: do you think Gotaurus missed Bullblack or do you think he saw enough of him in hyuuga that it wasnt so bad#my wife: 🫥🫥🫥
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#Seven’s Public Diary#vent post#…that was one of my favorite bowls#can’t have shit when you live with two worthless alcoholic addicts#now there’s soup all over the wall and the stairs and soaked into the carpet#it can sit there and rot for all i care. i will never clean up another one of their messes#and of course that had to happen when i JUST got done cleaning the toilet and sat down to give my screaming back a break#why do i even Try to keep this house clean when they immediately get it nasty again#oh yeah. because if i don’t then he’ll bitch about me never doing anything and then i’ll get kicked out#and let’s not even COUNT the THREE times this month that she dropped her dinner on the living room floor#and the dog eats it before i can get there to stop him and then it makes him sick and i have to clean THAT up too. all on Carpet.#i swear to god the MOMENT that this house becomes mine im ripping up every square inch of this nasty carpet#who buys an old farmhouse and then lays CARPET OVER EVERY SINGLE FLOOR IN THE HOUSE#AND THEN WALKS ALL OVER IT WITH THEIR NASTYASS DIRTY BOOTS EVERY DAY#*stares at the molding carpet in the bathroom* no fucking wonder i developed chronic sinus issues as a kid.#and you fucking wonder why i grew up into a ‘germaphobe’. …yeah it’s mostly the severe OCD but STILL.#it’s not like i developed that out of thin air. it was a response to my fucking environment.#okay that probably not completely true. it was probably the trauma of suddenly losing my dog. it maybe the strep throat triggered it.#i don’t know everything kinda happened at once. anyways. i’m mad and wanna point fingers like the petty child i am inside#i dont deserve to have to clean up after two grown adults that stumble around like toddlers#i am 25 years old i shouldn’t have to be Their parent yet. i still need a parent my goddamn self. a sober one. and i’m never gonna get that#yet here i am cleaning up their messes and filling out their paperwork and buying their groceries and paying their bills and and and.#all for what. inheritance money??? …yes. and i’m gonna stick it out till i goddamn get it bc it’s not like i can hold down a job#and as much as i hate it here it’s way fucking better than being homeless. and one day it’ll be nice and peaceful.#i’ll probably be 50 years old by then. if i make it that far. but one day. one day it’ll all be mine.#and i’ll change my name and sell everything and die without ever bringing a child into this hell of a world and i’ll be proud#because all i want to do is live long enough to end the cycle. all i want to do is what everyone before me couldn’t. let it end with me.#lmfao Better Days by Dermot Kennedy just came on and now i’m crying again. man i thought i was done crying. im gonna get a migraine#thanks Spotify thats just what i needed tonight. sigh. i need to eat something i feel.. sick. entire sleeve of saltines.. save me…#now i have to speedrun getting water from the kitchen so i don’t run into anyone. maybe i’ll just settle for the shitty bathroom tap water
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GUESS WHAT BITCHES I LOVE MY APARTMENT
#text#it is A Little Nasty but nothing a little elbow grease can't fix#and the fire alarm goes off real easy i'll have to fix that#but I am straight up chilling I love it. its tiny as fuck and will be so easy to keep clean#the bathroom is SO fucking cute its got yellow and oil slick rainbow tiles#the LIGHT!!!#its got north south and west facing windows and its AWESOME it gets so much light all day#i am#as they say#sold#great location great price#decent amenities#the laundry facilities are lacking but im gonna fiddle with them and see what i can do
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