#it was so nasty to clean up
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high-theyre-frendough · 1 day ago
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Sometimes I am tempted by these things, and yet, I will resit...
#my grandparents sent me money for my birthday#i bought a new Big Blanket#i picked out a pattern with my boyfriend#cause we share the bed so we might as well share the blanket and what pattern it is#i just know he's going to get excited when he sees how big the blanket is#cause he is 6'6 and gets excited about things that are bigger than him#a few months ago#he met my friend's boyfriend#who was like 6'9 i think#and my boyfriend got so excited that he could actually *look up* at someone because he is never able to do that cause he himself is so tall#anyway i know he's gonna like the blanket when it arrives#i used to have a teal blanket from Big Blanket#but it got ruined at my old apartment#and my ex would not let me take it to the laundromat#and it ended up on the street#when i had to go clean out that apartment and put nearly everything on the street#cause the fucking apartment was infested with cockroaches#my ex wouldn't even help clean the apartment at the time#my current boyfriend helped me clean that place out when no one else but my mother would#and we were not even dating at that point#the gross studio apartment was on the third floor and the stairs were horrible and it was the middle of july and it was so fucking hot#and the whole places was infested with cockroaches and smelled like weed and cat piss#there was rotting food and vomit and shit cause my ex would just throw food around the room and do random annoying shit while high and#make me clean it up and i hated it so much#it was so nasty to clean up#plus the whole time my boyfriend's ex was calling him every 5 minutes or so and accusing him of trying to cheat on her#when the fuck would we have been cheating on her? when we were picking through items with my mother#to find anything that could actually be washed or kept?#or when were were lugging furniture out to the street#or maybe scrubbing out the kitchen
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turtleblogatlast · 7 months ago
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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zooophagous · 7 months ago
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Nadja likes to shove herself onto this back shelf and leave her disgusting grease all over it and then lay in it like a piece of gas station chicken
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angelbambisworld · 5 months ago
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It's his eyes that do it for me in this clip
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rafesthroatbaby · 1 year ago
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WHAT THAT TONGUE DO 💦
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mhaccunoval · 4 months ago
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i can't be trusted with money. but The Things
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release-the-hound · 9 months ago
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Does anyone else feel a little nauseous when they see videos of cat owners letting their cats onto kitchen counters and stuff (especially when they're cooking!!). Like. You know that animal pisses and shits in a box they walk all over. And you just let them get that on your food?? It must be the brain worms because there's no way you don't have toxoplasmosis by now.
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robinsnest2111 · 4 months ago
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great. nightmares about my fuck up as soon as i close my eyes 👍
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year ago
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the thing they don't warn you about freshly pierced ears is the Sleep Anxiety
#im so worried about like... irritating them / ripping them out in my sleep#what if they get caught on one of my many blankets or pillows hm...#last night was the first night with 'em and i already had a stress dream#which unfortunately was one of those double deckers where The Demons™️ try to get me#but geez.#i arranged my bedding in such a way that im kinda sitting up and my head is stabilized enough so that i dont turn onto my side#or put pressure on my ~lobes~#thus begins a long couple of months of Healing#cant wait to take these babeys out and switch things up#not that i dont like the ones i have for the healing process!! im very happy with them!!!#but Ough. monkey brain impatient....#absolutely unprompted#i got a uhhh Saline Spray to clean em#and im so worried im gonna run out way prematurely#my depth perception and spatial awareness is a little... Off...#so it takes 2-3 attempts to actually Spray The Piercing#i end up wiping water off of my face and neck lmfao. my hair is Dripping every time#its just a general air of Paranoia#the last time i pierced my ears was years ago and i got a nasty ass infection that put me off of it until. like. a day ago#i was convinced this time bc it was done professionally with a needle and everything#INFINITELY better. lots of fun. i feel somewhat confident that it'll heal correctly#even if my bank account wont. But Its Worth It Tho Its Worth It-#and Yes im procrastinating sleep#my ability to scribble abruptly tanked so maybe ill write a bit instead#see if the artism Transferred
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lightningonatether · 2 years ago
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God, your c!sam design in the plushie au is so cute!
haha thanks!! its based off a pallas cat just.... with a suspiciously long neck... here he is in color with a couple derpy doodles to go along with:
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mo-ok · 8 months ago
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🎉 Toku x Birthdays 🎉
Day 4 - Chinese Zodiac
🐂 Ox ~ Kuro Kishi Hyuuga 🐂
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thenarrativefoil · 6 months ago
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GUESS WHAT BITCHES I LOVE MY APARTMENT
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twistedappletree · 1 month ago
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got a random bug up my butt to literally pack over half of everything and move it all to the other house in one go 💀 i’m tired af now but WORTH IT
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gutsfics · 4 months ago
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i dont think ill be able to post anything for tobias appreciation week. im spending some time w an aunt and uncle & helping them move and its insanely stressful i dont really have the bandwith to make anything fully original + im not super vibing w any of the prompts
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fraddit · 10 months ago
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I cleaned the inside of my microwave, so now it's like this whenever I open it to heat something up
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cappurrccino · 2 months ago
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trying to figure out how to get more kitchen out of my kitchen and more closet out of my closet and i think i just need to accept that i have reached my limit when it comes to folding space to store more shit
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