#it literally took one (1) convo with you before i was like ''wouldn't it be silly goofy if i just installed photoshop''

[anya-chalotra]

ma'am i am rolling out the red carpet for you right now for you, this is your comeback tour and it's so good to see you back ❤️

The way you've made me feel like a celebrity making some big on-screen return...

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

THE TEXT CONVOS !! I hope it looks ok. I left spaces between the texts (ALSO THANK U FOR THE REQUEST 💗 ) 💺 anon

🍊) My little (brat) princess

🍒: Buy pads please!! 🍊: Already did, anything else that may satisfy her majesty? ❤️

🍊: Hi pretty. Can't find my tie, did you took it? It's the navy one 🍒: No, must've been your side chick :( 🍊: Please tell me you're joking 🍒: I'm not 🍊: Woman I practically worship the ground you walk on 🍒: Screenshotting this to Lem. Also your tie is with me :) 🍊: You two got jokes huh

🍒: Pretty women called "sleepless nights worried about my husband" is waiting for me in bed 🍊: Not tonight love. Coming home in 5

🍊: What kind of streets do ghosts hunt? 🍊: Dead ends

🍊: Really want to shoot him in the head 🍒: What are you talking about? 🍊: He's so fucking cocky huh? 🍒: Ladybug? He's not doing anything 🍊: That "we should all order some food" sounded pretty flirty to me 🍒: You deserve the electric chair

🍊: Are you from Mississippi? Cause you're the only miss who's piss I'll sippie [You blocked this contact]

🍊: That nob better stop touching your shoulder before I give him a lobotomy 🍊: Got the "little off the top" looking haircut 🍒: HE ASKED FOR MY NUMBER 🍊: He should see an optometrist since he clearly didn't notice the ring on your finger 🍒: I told him I have a husband 5 times already but he said "it doesn't matter", so I gave him your number 🍊: That's my girl

🍒: [1 image attached] 🍊: Oh my fucking god 🍊: God took his time with you

🍒: Would you be mad at me if I punched you in the face? 🍊: What's the context love? Are we making out and you just started beating me up? 🍒: Why would I EVER do that??? 🍊: You tell me, you were the one who asked. 🍊: Wait you might actually be onto someting here love 🍒: THATS IT, SEX BAN 🍊: WHAT

🍒: What is taking you so long? 🍊: Lady at the cashier won't leave me alone 🍒: Please hurry up I want you to eat me out :( [Tan reacted with ❤️] 🍒: Tell her "husband duties are calling"

🍋) Silly goofy guy

🍋: I'm really over here with Aristotle talking about plumbs and farmers and shit

🍒: Did you actually got into a fight with that Kimura guy just because he said he didn't like my tie? 🍋: Cherry defender first, human second

🍋: Bro is not listening to me 🤼‍♂️ 🍒: I'll hear you out on Henrys 🍋: [voice message: 42:33]

🍋: Got bored so I drew you 🍋: [1 image attached] 🍒: Thanks !! 🍒: Why do I have 3 fingers on each hand though? 🍋: I stole the other four

🍒: Are the cookies you left for me a prank? 🍋: Are they that bad? 🍒: What?? No!! Of course not!! 😊 I loved them!! 🫶 🍋: I got a feeling you're being sarcastic

🍋: Tan said nobody likes lemons 🍒: I'll kill him

🍒: The bartender asked for my phone number 🍋: BOOOOOO 📢📢 every time 🍒: I gave him Tan's number. Wanna catfish him? 🍋: LETS GO I LOVE THE WAY YOU THINK

🍊🍋🍒) The fruit bowl

🍊: The group name is stupid 🍋: IT'S GENIUS 🍒: It's literally what we are 🍊: I think I should've named the group so it wouldn't be something stupid 🍋: "Tangerines are sophisticated" This you❓ 🍒: Point and laugh 🫵🤣 🍊: Piss off

🍋: I burned the pasta 🍊: You can cook? 🍋: I tried 🍊: Never do it again 🍋: Piss off at least I wasn't the one who dropped the pod on the floor 🍒: This is why you two aren't allowed in my kitchen

🍊: I'm just saying, relationships should be 50/50 🍊: She looks pretty, while I growl at anyone who looks at her 🍋: It's getting harder and harder to defend you 🍒: People are gonna think you're insane 🍋: He is

🍋: [1 image attached, it's a selfie of us three] 🍋: BOY WE SEE THEM BABY BLUES 🍒: I swear people don't even say bless you anymore, they just stare at you like that 🍊: Do you two ever stop to think about what you're saying? 🍋: No 😼 🍒: Nope 🍊: It shows

yeah no kidding you aced the shit out of these!!! and they are so fun to read !! I definitely get what you mean now by them being fun😭

LOVE LOVE LOVED them all but these have gotta be my faves

THIS ONE??? had my cracking up. was still thinking about it and laughing to myself ages after reading 😭😭

little off the top and the ring comment 😭

and giving the guy tan number and him saying that’s my girl🫠

god took his time with you??? melting

WHY IS THAT SO ACCURATE!!! lemon definitely sends really long voice messages and spams with videos. like he’s giving you mini personal vlogs😭😭😭 he just starts talking about the most random shit walking around the house. “… yeah they said his car is fucked— no way. I just found this.” and holds it out to the camera and then he carries on with whatever he was saying before

I feel like he struggled to draw all 10 fingers and got fed up so gave you simpson hands instead

[justallihere]

GIRLIE YOU BETTER BE READY TO READ THIS ESSAY!!!!!!

I love how sentient the shadows are in this chapter. Its like they have a mind of their own and I'm here for it. Those shadows are hers now, not Xadens LMAO Mira's eye is going to twitch every time she sees them hanging around her baby sister

so satisfying we got to read how Pierce screamed to death and Xaden needed to relive that memory to keep himself in check

Vi basically kicking Mira out and admitting the room is also his??? I bet X was jumping for joy when he heard that

X is literally ready to shut down/hurt anyone who remotely upsets his wife. He has no fucks to give, doesn't care if it's her bsf, sister, or brother. anyone can be on his shit list and on the flip side, make her happy and he will do whatever that person asks lmao

SO MUCH PHYSICAL TOUCH IM CRYING

The hair conversation had my heart aching, X affirming that its V's body and its okay to be upset about the prospect of it being cut against her will!!!! (wonder if V is getting whiplash from the venin convo and how ppl took away her autonomy bc it's her body, her signet, her choices)

I can't even imagine the bickering that X and Tairn were having and how tired Sgayel must have been listening to these two

Did X's heart break when V thought she wasn't worth it and wouldn't come to save her? Liam really did keep her going and was so confident that X would save HER

She’d misunderstood him once before on this, and he couldn’t let her again

SOBBING!!!! THEY TOUCHED FOREHEADS. Honestly, that can be so much more intimate/impactful than a kiss imo

“Like. . .” He turned his head just enough so that his nose skimmed her cheek. “Everything has shifted since I met you. You are the center of my world—you’re the thing I orbit around. Of course I would come for you. I would do anything for you. You’re everything to me, Vi.”  “Don’t—“ A choked sob got caught in her throat. “Don’t say that.”  “Why? It’s the truth

“I love you, Violet Sorrengail,” he admitted. “I’m in love with you. You can’t get rid of me, in this life or any other. I’ll follow you through them all.” 

In every universe, they are soulmates. I will die on that hill!!! That thing in my chest ACHED when I read this part. I think I've re-read it at least 5 times 😭😭😭😭 He finally said I LOVE YOU TO HER. He didnt and wouldn't allow any room for misunderstanding!!!!! Its all on V now!!! and thats okay!!! X will be patient bc he loves her

Was this the chapter where he kisses her forehead and wipes her tears away 🥺 I love them so much, your honor

HE GOT TO SLIP HIS HAND UNDER HER SHIRT!!!!!! UGH MY HEART I CAN'T WITH THEM

Rhi is so snarky and I love her for it. She might be X's #1 hater (Mira is up there) and I am here for it. I hope we get to see these two bicker

WALK HIM LIKE A DOG SIS, WALK HIM LIKE A DOG

He would do whatever she asked

Xaden is so soft in this chapter and I love you for showing this side of him

He caught her as she buried her face against his shoulder. “Hi, Sloane,” he said gently. 

Everyone loves/fears Vi more than him and X is fully aware and okay with it

“Is that my entry fee?” Xaden asked dryly. “My wife?” 

I feel like everyone is going to be hovering around Vi once she is up and walking around (We all know Xaden is going to LITERALLY be her shadow)

Imogen and the one kitchen lady (forget her name) will be constantly feeding her and fretting that shes gotten too thin and needs to eat.

In summary: FOREHEAD KISSES GALORE, THE CUDDLING, X finally sleeping bc his wife is safe and home?????

you are amazing and i love this fic and you <3

I am always ready for all of your comments let’s do this

Mira has been around Xaden and Violet for two seconds and she’s over it. Like why is he looking at her baby sister that way? Why does Violet like it? Why is she defending him? Make it stop!!

Violet didn’t want anything to do with Pierce’s death, she just wanted to go home, but Xaden enjoyed it for sure

Listen Xaden doesn’t care. Has never cared. Won’t ever care. If anyone upsets Violet, their relationship to her is inconsequential, he won’t let it happen 😭

Xaden is about to learn the hard way that it’s Violet’s body and choice when she starts doing shit he doesn’t want her to do. Start praying for him

Sgaeyl having to intervene between Xaden and Tairn was NOT on her bingo card and yet here she is. Mediating fights between her mate and her rider over some tiny human she won’t even admit she likes

The forehead touch! The forehead kiss! The love confession! Xaden touching her skin directly to ground them both! I’m unwell!

Thank you ily 🩷🩷🩷

[lutawolf]

Well, my KinnPorsche notes and thoughts kept getting longer and longer. So one blog became irrational. Here is the link to my 1-3 episode blog if you haven't read it and are interested. Now moving on to epi 4.

Episode 4 notes and thoughts.

How did Porsche make it off the pier and to his room. Clearly not by Kinn himself so there had to have been some sober people around. That gives credit to my belief there were other guards as back up. Just not visible.

It looks like I'm going to have to take back my statement about the kiss not meaning love on Kinn's part. The way he is reminiscing about the kiss sure indicates he is falling hard and fast. I mean from my previous notes, I felt that Kinn was getting there but damn.

Can we talk about the vulnerability on Kinn's face after reminiscing? He looks scared. Is he scared of being vulnerable? Or is he scared of how Porsche is going to react about the kiss?

I love that they kept a jealous Kinn. In general, I like a little jealousy when it's logical. This is helpful in giving a deeper look into a characters feelings. Kinn is on unsure ground with Porsche and knows it. He doesn't want anyone else to have Porsche but he has no rights as of yet.

Vegas you are a smooth, smooth liar. Everyone saw how upset you were about your brother.

Kinn's face when Porsche says "If he talks to me nicely, I'll talk nicely to him"

Hey look, we called one! Kinn was concerned about how Porsche was going to react about the kiss. Side Note: the fucking convo was to die for funny.

Arm comes and gets Porsche before he even knows there is an issue with Khun. When they show up to Khuns, Arm asks what's wrong and *then* he finds out Khun is missing. Was he rescuing him from Kinn?

What fucking idiots. I say this with nothing but love. Did he really look under the blanket on the ottoman for a grown ass man. Crackheads the bunch of them!

Again I want to point out how Porsche is allowed to treat Khun completely different then the other bodyguards. He literally covered his mouth! Yet he was brushed off like he was a sibling.

I love these crackheads. What a lovely bunch of coconuts. Porsche is absolutely leading them astray and yet they are following him. Are they even aware that they treat him slightly different. Is it because Khun treats Porsche differently and they see how much Porsche is allowed to get away with? Hmm, I think so.

I like how they gave deeper meaning to Porsche's tattoo. Originally it wasn't that deep but this was a nice touch that better fits with who Porsche is. I also like how easily he opens up to Kinn about it. A month ago he would have spouted some bullshit but after the choking incident, he is giving more of himself away to Kinn.

Why did Porsche's mom say he couldn't die before his little brother finished his degree? She clearly knew that she wouldn't have a long life. What made her think Porsche might not either?

Porsche's tone when he thought Kinn was leaving. I honestly don't think Porsche knows he has feelings for Kinn. He's just subconsciously doing all these things.

Kinn, we saw what you did there. Purposely putting yourself in a position to sit closer to Porsche. Ain't nobody but Porsche fooled.

That side look Kinn gives before asking about a gf. 🤣🤣🤣

No Porsche you haven't seen him with any girls but you took his rent boy home. We know you are smarter than this. I'm just going to assume you are fishing too. You are just smoother than Kinn.

Oh yes, he is smooth. He slid those insults right in without batting an eyelash.

I fucking love it! Stare and move in close. The hopefull look on Kinn's face and then the crotch landing. Not exactly what Kinn was hoping for but he is still smiling.

That jump Pete gives when Vegas' hand lands on his shoulder.

Kinn how are you so aware of Porsche? You know where he is and with whom at all times huh.

If you watch closely the crackhead couple already knew that Kinn was going to sit next to Porsche.

Porsche, you the only clueless person at the table. Nope, not so clueless. When Vegas gives him that meat he looks right at Kinn. He knows vegas is purposely trying to bother kinn.

Look at the faces of the crackhead couple when Kinn says "No". They are concerned about the tension but not surprised that Kinn said no.

Dude, Porsche is pissed that Kinn talked about him like that.

No subtle warning there. "I don't like people getting into my business" as in, leave Porsche the fuck alone. My dude, you completely gave yourself away to everyone but Porsche.

Khun. I adore you. The way you hit Vegas. Everyone jumped but Kinn. I don't think Khun just dislikes Vegas. I mean yeah he dislikes the second family but more than that, he is very protective of Kinn. No insult toward Kinn will be taken lightly. What I'm curious about is if he was being protective of Porsche as well?

I think so. If you notice when he is talking and says "guys" he looks at Kinn and Porsche but "how could you let him eat with us?" He never looks at Kinn and Porsche. He is pointing and directing all his attention to the other bodyguards.

Kinn tells them to go get Khun. We actually see Pete chase after him. We see the crackhead couple's shadow behind Kinn, chasing after Khun. We do not hear or see Porsche leave though.

I absofuckinglove that Kinn doesn't kiss rent boy. Kisses are something special to him that he reserves. Okay girls and boys, this is a huge fucking clue. Boy knows he is gone for Porsche. Not completely gone or he wouldn't be fucking someone else and well he doesn't completely trust him yet but he is way more than half-way there.

That black underwear is doing nothing for me.

Love that smile on Kinn's face that he is trying so hard to hide. He is so fucking amused by Porsche.

Kinn's facial expressions as he listens to Porsche talk to Big. He fell just a little more. Big you just got yourself on some shit lists.

Ahhhhh, Porsche remembering the kiss. Pete, you killing me. You make valid points though.

Wik?? Is that a play on Kim. Like Ki then flip the W to make an M? So like a reverse mirror. 😏

Kim and Chey are not following the book at all. They've changed Kim's core character. I'm going to be honest and say I'm not a fan. Sorry peeps, don't come at me, I'm personally just not liking the changes and I'm not seeing any chemistry.

There goes Kinn's ability again. The one in which he knows where Porsche is. Also, let's admit a month ago Porsche wouldn't have listened to Kinn. He wouldn't have stood up without more fight not would he have removed his shirt. There is trust developing on his end.

Does Porsche believe that story about Khun being mad about Vegas? I mean honestly, it's a believable story. That fits with Khun but then why only Porsche and not the crackhead couple? I think Porsche believes the story because his face screams hurt. Kinn hurt him with that remark.

Big thinks he is playing the big game here. He is setting Porsche up. Does Kim believe it? He for sure doesn't like Big.

Vegas absolutely does not believe the story about Porsche being given back to Kinn. His face says it all. Also where is Vegas getting his information? Is he talking out his ass or is someone leaking to him? If it's someone leaking it would have to be someone close to Khun huh?

Even Kinn's friends don't believe Kinn's story. Nope, everyone sees the attraction.

Porsche, I keep defending you. Telling everyone that you are smarter than you look. Right now you making us both look like white crayons. 🤦���‍♀️

I absofuckinglove that Kinn dropped everything to look for Porsche. There is no part of me that believes he would do this for all of his body guards. Even his friends were confused, which tells you we aren't looking at normal behavior.

Okay, the way they handled this next scene with Vegas gives me hope. It really shows that the show is going in a better direction. It's still going to be morally grey but it's not black like the books.

Big and Ken are completely thrown by Kinn's behavior but Pete and Arm aren't.

Okay, the vomiting scene. Pete and Arm try to get Kinn to let them handle it. Are they bothered that Kinn is dropping his duties instead of letting them handle it or are they just surprised. They look at each other several times. I don't really see surprise. But they are concerned about Kinn taking care of Porsche for some reason.

I absofuckinglove love that Kin just immediately takes responsibility of Porsche with no fucks given. Boy is falling so fucking hard.

When Kinn was talking to the other bodyguards he didn't care. Talking to Porsche though, he is really trying to maintain that facade.

At this point I'm just going to pretend that somehow they rinsed Porsche's mouth out. Like he was so parched from the drugs he drank a pitcher of water. Otherwise, eww.

He kisses him, but watch his reaction when Porsche kisses him. It's a no go. This is actually very Dom. A Dom controls, they aren't controlled.

He is also fighting himself because Porsche is drugged and clearly not 100% himself. Then Porsche very coherently says, "why did you kiss me at the pier then." He is drugged but he also isn't gone. He is coherent enough to communicate, he isn't just laying there like with Vegas. Wait, he didn't just lay there, he fought. He isn't fighting Kinn though. This is absolutely skating a morally grey zone. Kinn knows this, but you can see the moment he goes fuck it. Would he stop if Porsche said to? Absolutely. Porsche is never put in a position where he can't push Kinn away, well, until the deed at least. Porsche is very much an active partner. He is kissing back, giving back, and is actually the one undressing Kinn. Kinn never takes his pants off until Porsche does it for him. For all of us who have been intoxicated, you only getting button/zipper on someone else if you are in the tipsy range. Hell even tipsy I'm not getting my own pants off me.

Okay so the sex scene is a balance of uncomfortable, then extremely sensual, and then combustible. Is it a metaphor for their relationship?

So there are my thoughts and notes for episode 4. As usual I'm open to discussion but don't come at me. Hope you enjoyed, thank you.

[ladykatibeth]

“Missing”

Fandom: Sander Sides

Rating: Teen for swearing

Summary:The crown prince of the kingdoms goes on a quest to find his brother, meanwhile a famers kid meets up with a friend.

A/N: Will be continued,if you want to feel free to ask questions about the characters! I have my inbox open. Feel free to reblog.

Remus was Missing.

Remus was missing and Roman didn’t know where he was. Remus was missing, and he was gone for good this time, and Roman didn’t know what to do.

Remus was missing--his twin was missing. His twin was missing, Remus was--

Roman should have done something, noticed sooner. Or even noticed at all. Remus had always been loud, obnoxiously loud, Roman had remarked a couple of times. Remus had been a bit quieter than usual, the past week. But Remus had always had his ups and downs, despite what it might have seemed Remus couldn’t keep up his high energy forever. Every once in a while he ended up crashing.

Roman should have known though. Should have picked it out. Should have noticed. But he had been so busy last week. Well, busier than usual. There's always lessons, boring parties where adults talked about stupid things, and other such duties. But that week he had been preparing to do a speech, anxiously prepping and preparing. He had been so stressed, being crown prince was no easy task, honestly sometimes he just wanted to get away.

Maybe that's why Remus left.

Maybe that's why Remus left.

Maybe--

Roman could feel his breath hitch in his throat, his eyes were wet, why was he crying? Why couldn’t he breathe?

Roman felt a hand on his shoulder. He tensed as he suddenly remembered where he was. His hands were gripping the bed. The breath slowly returned to his lungs, maybe he had been cursed. Cursed by some breath stealing fairy. That would actually be a good idea for a story, he’d have to return to that later.

“Roman?” Right. Later. He looked up to see Logan looking down at him with a concerned expression on his face. Roman could almost find it in himself to smile. Logan would know what to do. Logan always knew what to do.

“Are you okay?”

“Do I look like I'm okay?” Roman threw his arms around, nearly hitting Logan, who had started to sit down next to Roman.

Logan frowned. “I don't understand, you and I both know disappearing is not out of the realm of your brother's usual behavior. He runs off somewhere, every third week.” His frown deepened. “You both do, actually, no matter how hard I try to stop you.”

Logan had become Roman and Remus’s court companion, by nature of being literally the only other child that lived in the castle. The title wasn't exactly official, but that's what everyone had taken to calling him, almost affectionately. And Logan did the job as best as he could. Making sure neither one of them got themselves killed.

Logan also happened to be the son of Roman and Remus’s tutor. He excelled in almost everything, math, science, geography even English, though he struggled with the metaphors. Out of the three of them, Logan had always gotten the best scores. Roman might have called it favoritism if he didn’t know Logan so well.

Roman passed Logan the note he held crumpled up in his hand. In his despair he had almost forgotten it had been there. Logan carefully read over the material, his face changing only slightly, so slightly Roman wouldn't have caught it if he hadn't known what to look for. He squinted adjusting his glasses.

Of course, knowing what was in the letter himself helped. Roman had reread it over and over again, after finding it on his nightstand that morning.

Ro,

I'm leaving. For good this time. Don’t blame yourself, don't try to come after me, because I don’t want to come back. I don't know what I'll do next, maybe become a pirate? Or live in the woods in a cave,like a bear, and run around naked and eat wild plants! Who knows. I’ll decide later. Anyway, I’ll write to you if I find a way to from wherever I’m going. Say goodbye to Lo for me.

Ps. Don't show this to Mom.You know she’ll come after me.

Pps. If you show this to Mom I'll come back to the castle and bludgeon you. I am not above fratricide.

Roman had quickly hid that note under his pillow. And then he pulled it out to read it again, before sticking it back. He had been doing that all morning. He had at first felt angry, how dare he leave him to do this by himself, that hadn’t been the plan! That's what twins were for! So you didn't have to do things like stealing cookies from cooks, or running kingdoms, alone!

So that was that then. His brother was gone, he left, purposefully disappeared. Roman was going to tackle him if he found him. When he found him. Determination flooded into him.

Logan looked up at him. Probably seeing something in his eyes, he said “You’re going to go try to find him.” He looked at him disapprovingly.

Shit.

“I have to--!” Roman said. Roman drew short, and quickly looked around. He lowered his voice, “I'm going, and you can’t stop me!” Logan glared at him.

Roman glared back, harder. Logan maintained his gaze for a second then looked away, sighing. “Fine, then, I will accompany you.”

“You don't have to-” Roman said. Logan raised an eyebrow.

“I know I don't have to.” He walked over to Roman’s closet and grabbed a bag. “Pack some clothes, I’ll make a list of things we need, and draft a plan.” He placed the bag down next to Roman.

For the first time today Roman smiled. He could almost taste the adventure coming up on the horizon.

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Patton couldn’t wait to see his friend! He had said they could meet up today. Patton was so excited he sped through his chores. And boy, there were a lot!

Not that Patton ever really minded that much. He loved the animals on the farm. And he liked getting up early, and getting to watch the sun rise. The only problem was that he had finished too early. By the time he had gotten back it was already twelve O’clock and he still had two more hours to wait.

It was currently 1:30. He still had thirty minutes to wait, but his friend was rarely on time. Sometimes he came early, but mostly he came “fashionably” late as he had called it once. Patton had laughed.

Patton was sitting by the edge of the forest, near his house. The grass underneath Patton's hands was soft, and the sun shone brightly through the trees. The wind felt breezy, tousling through his hair. Patton giggled.

Patton's thoughts wandered to when he met his friend. It was almost a year ago, Patton had been playing around near the woods. His mama had told him to never to go in them. So Patton stayed around them, sure to never get too close to the trees. But Patton had thought he heard crying.

At first he was able to convince himself it was nothing, just the wind rustling through the trees, but the sound grew louder until it could not be classified as anything but sobbing. All thoughts of getting in trouble fled him. Someone was hurting, he needed to help them.

He had wandered slowly into the woods, holding his breath. Barely making a sound. He walked on the path, trying to listen from where he thought he had heard the sound. If somebody was hurt he had to help. Nevermind the fear slowly creeping up his spine.

As he journeyed farther and farther into the woods, the volume of the crying would cycle. Just as he thought he was about to reach the person, it would decrease again. Patton was just starting to think that he’d been tricked when he heard movement in the trees.

He turned around.

Nobody was there.

He slowly turned forward.

A snake was hanging down from the tree, right by him. Patton screamed. He fell backwards and froze. The black and yellow snake drew up close to him. So close he could see the wrinkly outline of its scales. Its eyes were cat-like. The snake's head nodded to the side, an expression that, on a human, would certainly be read as amused curiosity.

Patton got up and ran.

He could feel air rushing past him. He was running on autopilot, passing through trees and ducking under vines. Low hanging branches and thorny bushes nicked at his skin. He nearly avoided tripping over a couple of twigs and branches. He slowed down to a light jog, before stopping and sitting on a log to catch his breath. Patton looked around.

Nothing looked familiar. Patton thought he had come out from his left side. He walked back that way. Trying to go the way he remembered coming from, turning left and right. Just as he thought he would never make it out of these woods, he saw light. Light! Patton ran toward it.

Only to find himself back in the same place he started.

He tried again, and again, changing directions, taking lefts where last time he took rights. But every time he found himself in the same place. It didn't help that the tree markers seemed to flip and change randomly. And Patton couldn't shake the feeling that he was being watched. “Why cant you just leaf me alone?” He tried to joke, but his punning fell flat.

He sat back down on his log, and started to cry.

He heard something move in the trees. His breath hitched, and he looked up. A boy about his age was sitting on a branch and looking down at him, lazily dangling a leg off the side of the tree.

His clothes were dark. Pretty fancy for the woods, Patton thought. The boy had a button down shirt, and a cloak wrapped around him. He had yellow gloves, and a hat Patton had never seen before. Patton thought he looked like a storybook villain.

“Crying is, absolutely, one of the best, most productive, responses one could have to getting lost in the woods.” Patton whipped his face with his sleeve. That was kind of a mean thing for him to say.

“Hello!” Patton said, trying to make himself seem happier than he felt. “My name is Patton!”

The boy looked sharply down at him and hissed a half-whisper, “Could you be any louder? I’d love for you to make it known to the whole world that I’m up here!”

Patton frowned. This convo wasn’t going well at all. He pushed forward, and half-whispered “Sorry, it's nice to meet you, what's your name?”

The boy tipped his hat. “You can call me Deceit.” They sat in silence for a minute.

“Well…” Patton began.

“Well?” Deceit said.

“Well, It's just, I'm kinda lost….”Patton trailed off.

“Clearly.”

“And you seem to know these woods a bit…..” Deceit’s expression didn’t change.

“So maybe,” Patton paused, “Maybe you could help me out?” The end of his statement went high.

Deceit must have seen the desperation on his face. Because he said, “Look, I'm not in the habit of doing favors for people, but I am willing to make an exchange.”

Patton gasped. A snake had appeared where Deceit once was. It slithered up the branch and down the tree. As soon as the snake hit the ground, Deceit reappeared.

So he was the one that scared him earlier!

“Here's the deal, I will help you home, if you agree to do me a favor.” Deceit held out his hand to shake it. Patton reached for it, automatically. Stopping just short of shaking it.

“Wait.” Patton had said tilting his head curiously “What favor?”

“You’ll know it when the time comes.” Patton hesitated for a moment, and then stood up and shook Deceits hand.

And in the end that had turned out to be a great decision! Patton had gotten a new friend! A friend that was running towards him right now. Now that’s a bit weird. Deceit doesn't runs, he just slithers all over the place. Patton giggled a bit at the joke.

His smile became tented with concern when he noticed Deceit had a look of panic on his face. Patton grabbed him by the arms. “Hey, hey, what's the matter, kiddo?”

“Patton, you have to hide me!” Deceit said.

[mihwateez]

ATEEZ AS BEST FRIENDS

(ˢᴼ ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴵˢ ᴹᵞ ᶠᴵᴿˢ�� ᵀᴵᴹᴱ ᴰᴼᴵᴺᴳ ᵀᴴᴵˢ, ᴴᴬᵛᴱ ᴹᴱᴿᶜᵞ)

Hongjoon

so you know each other for years now

you met at your friends house

you both didn't known each other at all so you were awkward at first

while hongjoon and your friend were playing wii you sat on the couch looking through your phone

after a long wii session both hongjoon and your friend sat next to you

your friend looking on your phone and mocking you for your wallpaper (your fav band)

you just gave him a death glare and he laughed

hongjoon looked secretly on your phone to see why your both friend is laughing

when he saw your wallpaper he went from shy awkward bean to omg i love you real quick

he told you he's a big fat fan of the band and you both talked for hours and found even more interest you shared

sooo lets get to the point oof

hongjoon would be your nr. 1 supporter

loves to cuddle with you and gives a damn about what other think

tried once to make you food while you were a sick mess

turned out he can't cook at all

you have movie weekends!!

your parents love him more than you oOPS

he sometimes shows up at your house without telling just to show you his new diy'ed (idk help) clothes

Yunho

he was the new kid in school but everyone already knew him

except you

you had to admit, hes bootyful

once you just walked through the school hallway bc your bus would be there any minute

you bumped into mr. yunho

he looked at you but you did not even looked at him and run to the bus station infront of your school

youre are so lucky, you saw the bus rolling away

you just stared, and stared, you were pissed bc your next bus would come in 30min

you sigh and leaned against the building

some kids of your class walked out of the building and you saw yunho

they talked a bit with you so you wouldn't die of boredom

yunho tried to participate in the convo with you but you were a bit shy around new people

he smiled alot at you but after he heard your savage answers to your boy friend he laughed

you guys started talking more and more in school

you were always together and shared your school lunch

nooow lemme tell you

your parents love him alottt

like alotlotlot

they even ask you to invite him for their own birthdays

you have a lot of sleepovers with a ton of food

your parents really trust him with you so they dont worry about you guys sleeping in the same bed and stuff

would prank you at every sleepover 10/10

big puppy energy but protecting af

Seonghwa

you were drawing in your favorite café

you loved it here, it smelled so nice and it was quiet

you also loved to draw the people here, they looked all so different

this time you looked around just to find a very handsome young man, you studied his looks a bit before drawing him

you smiled when you saw how sweet he was with the little kid that was to shy to order a hot chocolate

you started drawing him and sipping some tea while drawing

you hoped he doesn't notice that you looked at him every few seconds or minutes while drawing

but you're lucky, he saw it

but he thought you wanted to order something new and walked to your table

you didnt notice at first because you were busy drawing his clothes

he had the softest and wamest smile ever when he saw your drawing of him

he tapped on your shoulder and smiled

you flinched a bit and looked up to him, you quickly closed your sketchbook

he shakes his head

"no no! i want to see it again, its really beautiful" he smiled

you blushed and opened again

he looked at every detail

"dont! if you look to close it looks like shit!''

he laughed and shaked his head again

"can i take a photo?" - "uhm..sure"

he took a photo and asked for your insta

he posted it in the evening and tagged you + followed you

he dm'ed (dont hate me if its wrong) you and you guys chatted all night long

after you were closer than idk, something very close

he would always take your hand or hug you from behind

your parents always think hes your boyfriend bc youre that close and he always cares about you

he's the opposite of hongjoon, he cAN cook

so you found yourself with 5kg more after a few month bc he always cooked or baked something for you

other girls would be jealous of you bc mr. flowerboy only hugs you, and only gives you a kiss on your cheek, nose or forehead

sometimes you would act like a real couple (ok 24/7) but you guys just really enjoy each other

he always helps your parents if they need help and your mother loves him so much, damn

Mingi

it was your first day in your new school

you were extremely nervous bc you knew no one

you sat in the back of the classroom so no one notices you

literally everyone noticed you

in your first lesson one boy always did dumb things with his friends

you had to laugh and he saw it and smiled proud

after the lesson everyone walked to you and asked you stuff like where you live

afte a few minutes mingi and his friends joined you and he didt say anything, just listening to your answers

at the end of your school day you walked home, but someone called you

you looked at him and saw mingi

you both talked and felt comfortable with each other really quick

from now on you would always walk to school and back home together

you wouldn't do much in school together but that changed after one of mingis friends is interested in you

mingi would be scared of you spending more time with his friend than with mingi

so he sticked to you, basically your second shadow

would sit in almost every lesson next to you

always makes you laugh

cuddles you out if no where and mocks you because of your height

makes you little presents from time to time

would fall asleep at your house 10/10 everytime he comes over