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starlene · 4 months ago

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Your post is the reason I know now Wildhorn made Death Note: The Musical's score. I don't know how to feel about this.

Also. A confession: my sleep-deprived brain misread Rudolf as Rudolph and thought this is some insane concept about a new Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer musical. Send help

I say embrace the knowledge! :D I mean, is there any musical theatre composer out there who could do it more justice than our man Franky Frank?

Didn't think so... and I also think if anyone has to make a Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer musical, he might be a good candidate.

#it would be called Rudolph but it would actually be about Mr. and Mrs. Claus having a crisis #the crisis starts when Santa starts dreaming of turning to a life of crime #it gets worse when Mrs. Claus falls in love with a sexy communist elf that wants to unionize the workshop à la Tom Cardy's Naughty or Nice #maybe Frankhorn and Tom Cardy could collaborate on this one #anyway. in the end Rudolph helps the troubled couple get back together with the power of his magical nose or something. I don't know #I've also always wondered about the logistics of that shiny nose. does the light shine out of his nostrils?#anyway. uh. I'm afraid I can't send you any help; in fact I think I might need some myself #Frankhorn!#ihmisraunio.#ask

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