#it drives me slightly batshit that they're not picking up the Vibes XD

[windlion]

Malevolent Podcast screamalong, part 3!

Yes let's just ambush this eldritch hit man while he's naked out of the shower.

John you are not the best at narrating through fight scenes how is he supposed to move based on this?!

"No time for panic attacks, keep moving. BTW you're covered in blood" "Not. Helping."

Lovely. Okay so not so much hitman as rank and file who is really shit at shaving?

I kinda thought that was where this was going but euuugh. You could at least hop in the shower first!

So you guys just crashed the convention without even knowing how many people were in there?

John for an eldritch entity you are not respecting the possibility of other eldritch forces very well. You are not alone, buddy

*Pauses and walks away from Cult Lie Detector Test* because ohhh this is a BAD IDEA

It is kind of funny to hear John sweat audibly

This is just the worst plan imaginable! You have no plan!

Read ahead, read ahead! GET THE SPOILERS

John, surprisingly devoted to the thought of Free Will and Non Determinism!

"It sounds like . . ." confused bears!

Oh is it a really big snuffles?! Having cultist for lunch?

OH TIME FOR SHELOB :D

"You're Not Helping!"

This is a super Goth Shelob, huh

Slip'n'slide number two! Clearly they make the best decisions

Heartwarming talks with the eldritch bestie

Arthur this is not the first time you've arbitrarily chose left, the sinister direction. I am not sure this bodes well for you~

"Hungry for flesh" absolutely a great place to go, great vacation destination!

"Pain, madness, and sufferin'" GREAT cult sales pitch

Ah I see where this is going

Down, apparently! What's with these cultists and caves, man

it is interesting that they're splitting the difference on the sanity-bending, that Arthur is insulated from the trippy visual bullshit

Why are you guys so inconsistent and decidedly not genre-savvy?!

"I'm happy to be paranoid" as you just were a dick and called the other paranoid and refused to listen

You goddamn idiots how were you NOT expecting this

*cringe* Parasites, I hate parasites.

And hey finally a change of clothes even though I would definitely not call that swim an improvement on hygiene

Large yellow egg from the King in Yellow that's not ominous at all

Mmm my social anxiety says NOTHING good can come of this

My social anxiety is often right.

WELL THEN That's a Development

That would definitely explain why the cultists were in close orbit

All right so we need to start laying bets on Arthur's missing daughter being the second girl that was at the summoning ritual for the Black Goat that went to shit. (if there is indeed a missing daughter) I thought the second girl was the sister-of-the-screaming-head but Sister Screamer would probably have a different patron than Sr Amarillo

And that's enough to chew on for tonight XD Next time: ep 13, couples therapy!