#istfg this does not do the fic justice bc it's just so!!!!!

[furiosophie]

So yeah whatever, a girl had never played in the Premier League, but Jamie’d always thought that was fucking dumb and she figured as soon as everyone saw her on the pitch they’d think it was fucking dumb too. Unfortunately, not so. Almost four years later, Jamie’s more than proven herself, she’s scored more goals than bloody Jesus, and still the fucking Mirror can’t find anything better to talk about than whether Jamie’s a PREGGERS FOOTBALLER? just because some dickhead took a photo of her buying jaffa cakes and day-old sushi at eleven p.m.

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