#is this a common topic of discussion?? never in my life have i questioned jarchivist's height he was always just (pinches fingers) yea tall

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HELLO, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION TO ME. ('cause I am short)

Is Jon canonically short or is it just very widespread headcanon?

the inspector calls him a 'scrawny little tit' in mag185, so make of that what you will. another point to consider is the route of his ventures out into greater society (easier to pick up and kidnap, throw into boots of cars, threaten with a slit throat, et cetera). i've seen some earlyish (s2-3?) fanart where he's taller than martin though

he's short to me. my little prada purse chihuahua man.