#is it a clip now?? oh lord... just so wife embarrassed about husband coded if i'm being honest!
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cementcornfield · 14 hours ago
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Did you see the clip of Joe yesterday?
Is it a clip now? Oh lord....was it funny at least?
It was the first time he ever used the F word in a conference.
He cursed? Y'all lying...I be trying to get him to curse, he don't curse when I'm talking to him...
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anxiousauthor89 · 6 years ago
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Its Too Late
"If this damn zipper get stuck one more time im just gon say fuck it and leave it!" By this time she is wondering how much time she has left...and then she realizes she has none. She hears him pulling in the driveway. FUCK!! She kicks the suitcase under the bed & lights the blunt. The scene needs to look like she been chillin. As the front door unlocks she messes up her ponytail a lil bit to put the final touch on her act. Breathing deep she leaned back and hit the blunt. "You good." She told herself. She hears the door creaking open when she looks down and almost lost it. She still had shoes on. "TRINITY!! MAN WHY THE FUCK YOU GOT THIS CHAIN ON MY DOOR I TOLD YOU BOUT THAT!" He screamed through the crack. "Sssshhhit!!" She kicked her sandals off, slid them under the bed and ran to open the door. "My bad." She said. "My bad? The hell wrong with you? Look like you got a lil attitude." A lil attitude was an understatement. She really wanted to slap his ass so hard his ancestors felt it. But there will be another day for that. At this moment she needed a plan to get out. "I don't have an attitude Shawn I don't feel good. Can you go get me some food?" she finally replied. He held up his index finger telling her to hold on. His call was wrapping up. "Alright. Be there in 5." he said as he got up walking towards the door. "No fuckin way" she silently thought to herself...."you mean to tell me I cant think of a plan but I really don't need one? Oh this is too easy I gots to have an angel lookin out for me! Soon as he out im out too." She smiled and sat on the bed. "What you said now? And what the fuck you smiling at?" he stopped by the door. "I was laughing at TV and I aint say nothing." she quickly said back. She was trying to let him leave so her plan can get rolling. She had a life to live and him or a baby was not about to be in the way. "Im coming back tonight stop locking that chain im gon slap yo ass next time I gotta bang on my own door." Nobody but God knew that he had his moments after drinking too much. The smallest thing would set him off and her face often paid the price. But she loved him enough to fight his demons with him. So she vowed to never tell a soul and she was planning on getting him help within the next few months. But that shit don't matter now she was leaving. She gave him a silent look of "i heard you" and he left. She knows his routes so she gave herself enough time to be sure he was gone. When she felt the coast was clear she said a quick prayer "Lord give me confirmation that this is ok. I know you don't like it but I just cant." Not knowing if God was listening she snatched the suitcase from under the bed, slid her toes in her sandals and hit the door. She threw everything in so fast she broke a nail. She went back in the house one more time. Put the code in the safe, took out what she wanted and put it in her purse. She moved her pillow and took the pregnancy test she had purchased just before she decided to pack and left it on the bathroom sink. That was it. It was over. She didn't want the neighbors to catch on that she was leaving so she hurried and left, smiling and waving just as she would if she was returning shortly. She turned up Jill Scott and they both sang loud as she celebrated her escape. She got hungry so she pulled into Popeyes. "Oh hell naw this drive-thru is too long." She whipped the white Malibu into a parking spot and got out. Before she could even get to the door she was stopped in her tracks by the sight of a woman holding hands with a child, rubbing her pregnant belly, kissing Shawn. She stood there frozen. Unable to speak or scream like she wanted to. He was so deep in the kiss he didn't even realize she was staring at them. It was the pregnant woman who felt the burning glare. "Bae what the fuck?! Like..why she..??" she started to snap. "Bitch why are you staring at my husband?!" the woman yelled flashing her rock on the fourth finger. "Daddy we know her?" the child asked. Her heart began to beat so hard she heard the thump in her ears. As much as she wanted to hold it together she felt too many emotions and exploded! "SHAWN ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU JUST MADE A BITCH GET AN ABORTION, IM FUCKING PREGNANT AND THIS BITCH..THIS...YOUR WIFE?! AND THIS LIL MOTHAFUCKA HERE TALM BOUT SOME DADDY FUCK NIGGA YOU REALLY THIS FOUL? YOU DIRTY DICK SCUM ASS BITCH NIGG..." her words got cut short due to his hands around her neck. He squeezed with one hand while holding her jaw with the other hand. She had no idea when he walked up on her but everything was getting black and she was fading out. He began to slowly release her neck. When she took a deep breath and started to cough he said "I let you go cuz I want you to hear me bitch. I don't know you. Stay away from me and my family. Act crazy like that again and I will kill you. And that mothafuckin baby." He pushed her against the car without even looking at her. She quickly got in the car, in disbelief, embarrassed, and heartbroken as she watched him rub and console his wife as they went in to eat.  "That's my confirmation right there I don't give a fuck Im definitely ending all this shit." she cried. She pulled out her phone and saw her mom had called. "Not now mama." she mumbled. She turned her music back up wiped her tears, sat up straight and drove in to traffic. 15 miles later she pulled into her destination and walks in ready. "Im Trinity. I need to be seen." she said as she approached the desk. "Fill out the papers bring em back with ya ID" the nurse replied sliding the clip board across the desk. After what seemed like an eternity, the wait was over. "Trinity Steeples". The receptionist called her name. She got up trembling walking to the back. "Alright lets see how everything looks so far before we get into the other stuff okay?" the happy doctor smiled at her. "Uhm...ok."  Setting up the spot for the ultrasound the doctor makes a visual observation."Your belly is already sticking out a little bit. Its so soon." She faked a laugh to hide the panic his comment gave her. "Oh yea I eat all the time its pretty ridiculous." Thankfully he found it funny and he laughed too. "Ok lay back this will be quick if all is well I just need to see it first." He said as the machine connected with her belly and the fetus became visible. He was quiet for about a minute, then walked out and came back with a second doctor. The second doctor whispered something and walked back out. Not being able to take the suspense anymore Trinity blurted out "Well damn can I know the secret?" The doctor scribbled a few notes, turned off the machine and began to put his tools away. " Hold up what you doing? Whats the problem?" she asked. "Im sorry Ms. Steeples." he looked in her eyes."I cant do this, You are too far along. You are 4 months pregnant. I cant perform the abortion. Its too late. 
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