#is it 'wow that is a cool person' or 'ew gtfo' and it's me the whole time either way

[rubiatinctorum]

i hope that to you i am not only your mildly funny and vaguely consistent mutual but Also the recognisable random sideblog in your reblogs that types suspiciously the same way that i do sometimes because it is actually me on the inside

[automnehiver]

Lesbian ask part 2 : you know the drill, do them all.

Thanks c’:

1. Wake her up with kisses lesbian or play with her hair while you wait for her to wake up lesbian

We usually wake up at the same time but then kisses in her neck and hip caressing

2. X files lesbian or twin peaks lesbian

X files !! I love this show

3. Pit Bull lesbian or corgi lesbian

Husky lesbian, fuck you (corgis are cute though)

4. Sweet tooth lesbian or saturates-everything-in-hot sauce lesbian

Okay yeah, sweet tooth ? That’s me. Who goes after school buy herself a macaron or a vanilla financier ? That’s me. I prefer salt to sugar tho

5. Sunflower lesbian or white lily lesbian

Lilac is my favorite, but my girlfriend loves white lilies so white lilies

6. Rose gold lesbian or white gold lesbian

White gold I guess, who cares ? not me

7. Dunkin’ donuts/Starbucks lesbian or strictly local cafe lesbian

Dunkin’ donuts is so cool ! I’ve tasted it only once in Germany and I’ve wanted to find one ever since ! Starbucks is fucking expensive but damn their green tea frappucinos are heaven

8. Sunrise lesbian or sunset lesbian

I like night, so sunset

9. Emily Dickinson lesbian or Maya Angelou lesbian

Maya Angelou !

10. Dark sexy ball gown or cute bright ball gown lesbian

Dark and sexy please

11. Strawberry lesbian or watermelon lesbian

Strawberries…with milk chocolate. A lot of chocolate

12. High waisted shorts lesbian or loose rolled up jeans lesbian

High waisted is super sexy and I really like it, but I also like comfy things and to roll up my sleeves and jeans sooooo ?????

13. 60s chic lesbian or 60s hippie lesbian

Go go hippies !!

14. Band lesbian or orchestra lesbian

I love bands but I’m way more into a specific orchestra (Pixelophonia) thanks to my cellist girlfriend so

15. Choir lesbian or garage band lesbian

I love choirs……..garage band are cool as hell tho

16. Twirl her around lesbian or get twirled lesbian

Twirl her around ! Though since she’s taller than me she’s probs the one who’s twirling me in this relationship

17. Sit com lesbian or artsy independent dramatic romance film from France lesbian

what the fuck

18. Bicycle lesbian or bus lesbian

Car lesbian

19. Jelly fish lesbian or dolphin lesbian

OH GOSH I LOVE JELLYFISHES SO FUCKING MUCH

20. Biology lesbian or physics lesbian

Biology !!

21. Studio Ghibli lesbian or Cartoon Network lesbian

Wow that one is impossible, both, both is good

22. Take the spider outside lesbian or scream at her to take the spider outside lesbian

I’m more like : I see the spider and just act like everything is fine and I even might take it outside if you’re asking me but I’m screaming inside

23. Serena Williams lesbian or Ronda Rousey lesbian

Serena Williams !! Wow what the fuck, what a woman

24. Prismacolor lesbian or faber castell lesbian

I’m a bitch for faber castell

25. “Campers are for the weak” lesbian or “I will die before sleeping on the ground” lesbian

I actually love sleeping on the ground hahaha but yeah, give me at least a fucking sleeping bag

26. Calling every female character they see their girlfriend lesbian or “Dana Scully isn’t your girlfriend, I am” lesbian

Fangirling together on hot women in the same series and winking at each other

27. Roller skate lesbian or ice skate lesbian

Ice skate !! I’m still a bit clumsy on these though

28. “Christmas carols are dumb and over played” lesbian or belting out all I want for Christmas is you at the top of their lungs lesbian

I’m the kind of person who belts out every single fucking song and christmas carols are not an exception

29. Buy her something lesbian or make her something lesbian

I love to do things with my own hands but I’m really into buying her gifts

30. Cherry mojitos lesbian or cherry flavored vodka lesbian

what the fuck ew

31. Write her poems lesbian or bake her cookies lesbian

Cookies, but I might eat half of the raw dough alone before baking them

32. Tummy kisses lesbian or thigh kisses lesbian

Tummy. so warm and soft

33. I’ll fight anyone that makes my girl cry lesbian or I’ll psychologically destroy anyone that makes my girl cry lesbian

how about considering killing anyone that hurts my girl

34. Fall asleep in her arms lesbian or rub her back until she falls asleep in your arms lesbian

I have to admit that I VERY OFTEN fall asleep in her arms when we’re watching movies together

35. Floral pattern lesbian or tie dye lesbian

Floral pattern because. yes. flowers

36. Snake lesbian or frog lesbian

Frogs ! I love highly colored frogs, over all the yellow and blue ones because they’re cute

37. Send her memes lesbian or “if you call me the rarest Pepe one more time I swear to god”

I already told that I was a very annoying person and I like to send dumb things to everyone

38. Star Wars lesbian or lord of the rings lesbian

Lord of the rings because yeah. Arwen and Galadriel and because Kylo Ren is fucking ugly

39. Spice girls lesbian or 5th harmony lesbian

ew

40. Pink hair lesbian or blue hair lesbian

Blue hair !

41. Maple syrup lesbian or berry syrup lesbian

Chocolate syrup yes fuck you

42. Vinyl lesbian or cassette lesbian

iPod lesbian

43. Paris lesbian or Amsterdam lesbian

well. I live in Paris but I love Amsterdam

44. Jazz lesbian or swing lesbian

I don’t know much about jazz nor swing but there are a few jazz pieces that I really like

45. Pin stripes lesbian or plaid lesbian

plaid is fine !

46. Mini golf date lesbian or bowling date lesbian

gtfo golf, bowling is too fun for you

47. D E S T R O Y her at Mario kart lesbian or let her win lesbian

loose at Mario Kart lesbian

48. Pullover hoodie lesbian or zip up hoodie lesbian

zip up so she can open it more easily

49. Band tshirt lesbian or fandom tshirt lesbian

fandom tshirt, uhh

50. Love her with your entire heart lesbian or lover her with your entire soul lesbian

Love her lesbian